I think I might be a homosexual

[Finn]

Not only did I just buy a Suzuki, it's a Street Magic. Technically a scooter.

Strange things are happening to me this morning. Firstly, I felt like a cup of tea instead of coffee. Then when I was drinking it out of the cup, my little finger straightened itself and pointed outwards. To top that off, I'm sitting at my desk with my legs crossed.

Is this normal? Anyway, I pick her up this afternoon. I'll take her to Newmarket tonight cause I'm going to the movies to see... Brokeback Mountain.

See yah round sweeties.

[Lou Girardin]

What do you mean think?
And shouldn't the bike be 'him'?
Did you get the extra, extra non-slip seat option?

[Oakie]

It's OK dude. You referred to the bike as 'her' twice. Subconsciously you want to be on top of a 'she'. If you referred to the bike as 'he', then yes, you may have had to go and by a black string vest and some lycra bike pants to go to the movies in.

[imdying]

Heh, I nearly considered keeping my 6R, and getting one of those... or an RS250. They sound like they'd be perfect for ripping up the morning commute, have fun!!

Oh yeah, and we expect nothing less than on the handle bar wheelie pictures from you Mr Slight!

[imdying]

And shouldn't the bike be 'him'?Bikes are like ships, always female :)

[bugjuice]

yep. homo.

[Fishy]

Buying a Suzuki...... says it all really lmfao :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Finn]

Bikes are like ships, always female :)

And where there are ships, there are sailers! Weeeeeeee

[ducatilover]

you dont seem happy that you purchased a bike you call her? MEN SIT DOWN WE HAVE A BATTER BOY NEARBY


just spreading the word

[Fryin Finn]

No don't worry about it - any one whose name is Finn can't possibly be a homosexual it's impossible:blink:

[Sniper]

To PD we gooooooooooooooooooo
Oh and congrats on the Magic.

[idb]

Bikes are like ships, always female :)
But they ARE full of seamen!

[Sniper]

But they ARE full of seamen!

PC ALERT!!! They are now referred to as Sea-people.........

[idb]

PC ALERT!!! They are now referred to as Sea-people.........
Which are?
The ones in boats or.............the other ones?

[Finn]

To PD we gooooooooooooooooooo
Oh and congrats on the Magic.

But then your posts wouldn't count towards your ultimate target. Besides, this is very much about biking honey.

[GR81]

disturbing! :puke:

[Zed]

"I think, therefore I am".

Good on you for being honest for once Finn, you screaming side-saddler you! :gob:

[Finn]

disturbing! :puke:

The only difference between a straight and a gay man is 50cc's and a couple of glasses of wine.

My, those are lovely long fingers you have there.

[Sniper]

But then your posts wouldn't count towards your ultimate target. Besides, this is very much about biking honey.

I know Sweety Pie, but if you turned up at my house on the Magic with the express purpouse of assailing my poo chute until you climax, you are quite mistaken. I have a variety of weapons to fend off fudge packers.

But seriously, congrats on the bike pumpkin.

[enigma51]

Looks like winja finaly converted you to his type ..... gay boy!

[Swoop]

Bikes are like ships, always female :)
Not in Russia. The ship is referred to as a big strong bloke there...

Did someone mention beer??

[GR81]

Did someone mention beer??
how bout that rugby game? *cough*

[Swoop]

how bout that rugby game? *cough*
Wonder what the suzuki riders are talking about on the other thread...
"Does this handbag make me look fat?"
"What makup are you using?"


Right then... beer it is!

[cowpoos]

I think this whole thread is fuckin ghey....and finn....I thought you were ghey bcause you own a honda....now that you brought a suzuki I'm guessing your either bi or curious....coz no ones that miss guided and straight

[Big Dave]

As they say in prison, 'Yer only gay if you take it'.
(or ride a Street Magic.)

Don't get squished on it.

[Mental Trousers]

You probably are gay. Answer these questions:

1) do you have any hair on your head?? No= +1 gay
2) are you a fat git?? Yes= +1 more gay
3) do you have a 1 syllable nickname?? Yes= +1 more gay
4) do you own a Suzuki?? Yes= +1 more gay

more than 1 is gay. After that, it's just degree of gay.

Now if you were heterosexual like I am, you'd know that bikes are female. You'd also know that chicks have pink bits and are bloody good fun to ride. My bike has pink bits and is also bloody good to ride. So therefore I must be heterosexual. (Purple is the gay colour btw, not pink. Your bike isn't purple by any chance is it cos that would be +3 gay).

[imdying]

Purple is the gay colour btw, not pinkYeah, you keep telling yourself that :lol:

[Finn]

You probably are gay. Answer these questions:

1) do you have any hair on your head?? No= +1 gay NOT MUCH
2) are you a fat git?? Yes= +1 more gay NO
3) do you have a 1 syllable nickname?? Yes= +1 more gay NO
4) do you own a Suzuki?? Yes= +1 more gay AH FUCK

more than 1 is gay. After that, it's just degree of gay.


So how do I tell my girlfriend?

[bugjuice]

do her up the arse and tell her it's that way from now on..
and take her dildo's..

[Finn]

do her up the arse and tell her it's that way from now on..


What do you mean from now on? She's Swedish!

[bugjuice]

can't say I'm not jealous..
go find a man then, I'll take over from here..

[Mental Trousers]

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that :lol:

It's true!!!! That's why there was a big stink about the Teletubbies. The purple one even carried a handbag and wasn't a chick!!

[2_SL0]

do her up the arse and tell her it's that way from now on..
and take her dildo's..


Buggy, I think you just reached a whole new level.

[GIXser]

Not only did I just buy a Suzuki, it's a Street Magic. Technically a scooter.

Strange things are happening to me this morning. Firstly, I felt like a cup of tea instead of coffee. Then when I was drinking it out of the cup, my little finger straightened itself and pointed outwards. To top that off, I'm sitting at my desk with my legs crossed.

Is this normal? Anyway, I pick her up this afternoon. I'll take her to Newmarket tonight cause I'm going to the movies to see... Brokeback Mountain.

See yah round sweeties.

just step outta that closet, we'll forgive ya

[terbang]

Jeez those scooters are so gutless that they wouldnt pull a sailor off yer sister..

[Mental Trousers]

3) do you have a 1 syllable nickname?? Yes= +1 more gay NO

Woh there buddy. You use Finn as your username on a message board so thats +1 gay

[bugjuice]

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=finn&type=1

ignore the others, number 11 and 29 sums it up.

[ZeroIndex]

Firstly, I felt like a cup of tea instead of coffee. Then when I was drinking it out of the cup, my little finger straightened itself and pointed outwards.

Don't worry about that... I've just started drinking tea, after like 6 months... just the weather I think? but, in my extremely unprofessional opinion, I reckon the tannin in the tea fLIcks your body's chemistry and the chain reaction causes your little finger to straighten out... HEY, STRAIGHTEN.... so if you were gay, you're cured :D hehehe

[Finn]

Buggy, I think you just reached a whole new level.

Yeah but it's only about 2 cm north.

[idb]

When did ADD become ADHD - and does the H stand for Homo?

[thehollowmen]

So how do I tell my girlfriend?

Either of you, my place tonight :2thumbsup

[Zebedee]

I think I might be a homosexualI'm not sure about that, but I often feel like a lesbian trapped in a man's body ... :D

[WINJA]

keep an eye on it , they seem to be targeted for theft in auckland.
hope you checked out my profile pick to get a riding tip

[Edbear]

When did ADD become ADHD - and does the H stand for Homo?
Think they added "Hyperactivity" in there some time ago.

[inlinefour]

Not only did I just buy a Suzuki, it's a Street Magic. Technically a scooter.

Strange things are happening to me this morning. Firstly, I felt like a cup of tea instead of coffee. Then when I was drinking it out of the cup, my little finger straightened itself and pointed outwards. To top that off, I'm sitting at my desk with my legs crossed.

Is this normal? Anyway, I pick her up this afternoon. I'll take her to Newmarket tonight cause I'm going to the movies to see... Brokeback Mountain.

See yah round sweeties.

Make sure that you ride the Honda more than the Suzuki and you might be right. Thought about getting one of those to get to work, until my TT was nicked. Doubted if it would carry someone my size, but then I saw that WINJA on one and knew I'd be right if he can get one to move(pt).
Seriously though, enjoy the little bike. I was not very sure about buying a Suzuki at first either, but now that I have it and are enjoying it, its awesome. :scooter: