Mikey Challenges Zed in a Race!

[Zed]

Originally started in another thread:
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your welcome to give it a try, lets put a date on this since your so competent I put $20 on Zed, from shell west gate first to wellsford.




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ill do it if jesus boy puts a huindred bucks on it. but not in fucking auckland, will cost me more to get there. maybe when your down for the next destiny church rally in wellignton we can have the race zed?
wmc to the grumpy mole.
an ill be riding this POS scooter up the footpath an up the stairs then throwing it off the balcony to create a masterpiece

an i get half of all the bets that i win.


I'll call your bluff on this Peter Pan!

I've got some time off work at the end of April/beginning of May so i'll come down and kick your butt! That $100 should pay for my gas bill, plus any extra winnings I take i'll shout the Welly crowd a round or two, and you ain't invited to the aftermath drinks!

Name the time and place kid and i'll be there! And if you pull out and make excuses that just shows how much of a lying little wimp you really are.

Looking forward to giving you the learn big time boy wonder!

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As a suggestion - take it to the track guys...

Safer, and a more even keel for you both re familiarity. Taupo perhaps?




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Yep MDU, a far better idea than mikey's or texmo's road racing challenges. I'll wait to see if mikey is really serious (ha ha) and then Taupo or Manfield could be the go! Who know's, if mikey keeps up i might even allow him a guest appearance in my 'Jesus Crew' lol.

Mikey, you're a chump! :yes:


wellington motorcycles to the grumpy mole. 5 o clock any week day. rain or shine. even if you've been drinking jesus juice or not.
i might be on an island in the pacific the months you just said but ill seriously consider coming back if we say 500 not a 100, as airfaires arent cheap.
just to give you the learn.
or if your absolutely so confident youll win. ill do it on my 750 not texanhomo's scooter. an if your even more confident youll win how about we race for keeps?
stil keen?

Yep i'm keen as kid, but as suggested on the other thread I'd like to do it at Manfield (http://www.manfeild.co.nz/events.asp) (fairer travel-wise) on one of the track days held at end of April/beginning of May, will have to find out the dates. And let's just leave it at $100 as agreed, i'll let you ride your 750 and not the scooter, and you will have the advantage over me cos I've never riden Manfield.

Much looking forward to our meeting boy. :soon:

[bugjuice]

lol :corn:

[placidfemme]

*waves a little "Go Zed" flag*

[Matt Bleck]

:hug: .

[texmo]

This should be more fun than a bag of chips....

[Keystone19]

Oooh, I can feel a trip to Manfeild coming on...:banana:

[Ixion]

Uh, chasps, it may be unwise to post details of stuff like that too plainly. It is a public forum and racing on the public highway is a big naughty. Verb sap.

[Colapop]

... and dips

[Zed]

Uh, chasps, it may be unwise to post details of stuff like that too plainly. It is a public forum and racing on the public highway is a big naughty. Verb sap.Pls read my last paragraph in the 1st post O most wise Ixion.

[The_Dover]

I have an idea.

How's about I run a book on this little event and the loser has to wash the bike of every one who has a wager (and shows up at Manfeild!).

In a bikini.

So, Zed or mikey's bikini bike wash?

[ManDownUnder]

It'll be pretty good... but keep to the point guys - this isn't an organised rumble - it's a race - a bit of banter and see who comes out on top on the day.

Just so long as we part as friends... I've seen shit like this tear groups of friends apart, and it's not worth it. Yes there is some HW and ego at stake... and I think that's all that should be on offer... (apart from the $$ bets of course).

Keep it clean and above board guys.

Jees - I should be an admin...

[ManDownUnder]

So when is this all happening? Might be nice to do a weekend ride to Manfield and back...

If I can get the weekend pass of course...

[Colapop]

Will there be a consessions stand?:corn: :drinkup: ??

[MSTRS]

This should be more fun than a bag of chips....
...or a weasel down your trousers!!:woohoo:

[Colapop]

You want Weasel down your trousers??!!?? Do you think he'll go for that sort of carry on?

[MSTRS]

Cue strange music.....did I stumble into the wrong forum? In a parallel universe ?

[onearmedbandit]

We south islanders want video footage. Then when we finally get vcr's down here we can watch it.

[MSTRS]

We south islanders want video footage. Then when we finally get vcr's down here we can watch it.
Are you allowed to keep some of 'our' electricity then? Nobody asked us, you know.

[Mental Trousers]

Just both sign up *a* day at Taupo. That way, neither of you will have seen the track and it might actually be fair.

[Blackbird]

[/QUOTE]Yep i'm keen as kid, but as suggested on the other thread I'd like to do it at Manfield (http://www.manfeild.co.nz/events.asp) (fairer travel-wise) on one of the track days held at end of April/beginning of May, will have to find out the dates. And let's just leave it at $100 as agreed, i'll let you ride your 750 and not the scooter, and you will have the advantage over me cos I've never riden Manfield.

Much looking forward to our meeting boy. :soon:[/QUOTE]

Hey Matt
How about you waive the $100 bet in favour of Mikey undertaking an "English as a Second Language" course if he loses and a few of us will have whip-round to cover your costs? It would be worth it to help in deciphering his future posts:whistle: :whistle:

[Paul in NZ]

Um... OK.... What are either of you gunna do if the other gets hurt? Grudge racing is not always a cool idea.




but



since I can't talk you out of it...

Enjoy!

An who's holding book on this? ;-)

[Drunken Monkey]

I've seen 'em both ride. My money's on the Zedman...

[Joni]

I've seen 'em both ride. My money's on the Zedman... I have never seen Mikey ride... but this one should be real interesting I reckon... because Zed sure can make a bike boogie on a good day!

be safe guys!

And ps - like OAB says... footage would be good! :corn:

[terbang]

Uhh Err umm Jeez this is dodgey and could end in disaster. Seen Zed in action and he rides fast and is well disciplined so my money would be on him.. :mega: Keep it off the streets & be careful.

[slob]

Reminds me of an old South Park episode... (see attach)

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I've seen zed ride aswell and my money is on zed.

[Colapop]

You guys are all wrong, Mikey's gonna wipe the floor with him!!

I haven't seen either of them ride or met them or seen their bikes - I'll hold all bets. You can paypal them to bike.me.a.bike@suckers.com!


(That sounded convincing - didn't it??)

[inlinefour]

Enough so that if I was given enough time in advance that Id get time off work just to watch the event. Dont know which way I'd put my money, might have a bet either way...

[Colapop]

Put it on beer - that's a safe bet!

[SwanTiger]

$10 on Zed. I'll do my best to roll along and watch.

[FROSTY]

Awrighty then --You really wanna do it --Ya really wanna do it --Well Tell ya wotsighn up for trackday 3 and ill see wot I can do -Hmm lunchtime grudge race.

[NC]

My $2.50 is on mikey :shifty:

[Mental Trousers]

Awrighty then --You really wanna do it --Ya really wanna do it --Well Tell ya wotsighn up for trackday 3 and ill see wot I can do -Hmm lunchtime grudge race.

There you go. Get it on!!!!

I'm gonna have to back mikey on this one. I've found that the really seriously fast guys tend to have lots of falls. And I know mikey has had 1 or 2. More than Zed. So that tells me that he's more likely to be out on the edge. Of course, he could just be crap, in which case my $10 will be completely and utterly wasted.

[cowpoos]

I have an idea.

How's about I run a book on this little event and the loser has to wash the bike of every one who has a wager (and shows up at Manfeild!).

In a bikini.

So, Zed or mikey's bikini bike wash?

thats a good idea.....keystone said that if I learn motobob at manfield on the 24th she's gunna wash me bike in here bikini....maybe we could try to coordinate these events to cater for both male and female tastes in the bike washing bikini department....

[Racey Rider]

$10 on Zed.
unless Mikey's been on the P, Then $10 on Mikey
unless Zed done doulble tithe at church, then $10 on Zed
Unless Mikey's bringing that CBR250 out of retirement of course!:ride:

[cowpoos]

erm....this is funny....so really funny....if your serious zed.....I'll put $5000 on mikey who wants to take that bet?

I know people who ride with zed and people who are apparently just as fast as zed and people much faster than zed.....and I hav riddin with mikey on a number of occasions....and from what I here and what I know....thats where I stand!!!


hey zed....will you race me for $100 around manfield or taupo or puke or ruapuna or levels or tetratonga? please.

[Fatjim]

thats a good idea.....keystone said that if I learn motobob at manfield on the 24th she's gunna wash me bike in here bikini....maybe we could try to coordinate these events to cater for both male and female tastes in the bike washing bikini department....

Yeah, but what about your tastes Poos?

BTW, WTF where you when I was busting for a beer tonight!!!!!

[Matt Bleck]

Awrighty then --You really wanna do it --Ya really wanna do it --Well Tell ya wotsighn up for trackday 3 and ill see wot I can do -Hmm lunchtime grudge race.

Now that sounds like entertainment :2thumbsup

[2much]

Yeah, but what about your tastes Poos?

BTW, WTF where you when I was busting for a beer tonight!!!!!

I'm sure we can arrange something to satisfy Poos...

[Skyryder]

And let's just leave it at $100 as agreed, i'll let you ride your 750 and not the scooter, and you will have the advantage over me cos I've never riden Manfield.

And here is your excuse if you lose.

Skyryder

[cowpoos]

BTW, WTF where you when I was busting for a beer tonight!!!!!

errr....dunno.....if you tryed to txt me then I'll repley when I find my cell phone.... DOH!!!

[Skyryder]

It'll be pretty good... but keep to the point guys - this isn't an organised rumble - it's a race - a bit of banter and see who comes out on top on the day.

Just so long as we part as friends... I've seen shit like this tear groups of friends apart, and it's not worth it. Yes there is some HW and ego at stake... and I think that's all that should be on offer... (apart from the $$ bets of course).

Keep it clean and above board guys.

Jees - I should be an admin...

ya got my vote and I agree on this. I'm backing Mikey

Skyryder

[DMNTD]

Yeah, but what about your tastes Poos?

This might be Pooman's cuppa...

[Skyryder]

I have an idea.

How's about I run a book on this little event and the loser has to wash the bike of every one who has a wager (and shows up at Manfeild!).

In a bikini.

So, Zed or mikey's bikini bike wash?

Skelster needs to run a virtual book on this. That way we could register our preference with a little bet on the side

Skyryder

[cowpoos]

This might be Pooman's cuppa...

fark yeah man.....where do I sign.....!!!!!!!!


it runs on grass aye?

[DMNTD]

....it runs on grass aye?

hell yes...even faster with a cattle prod mate!

[Zed]

erm....this is funny....so really funny....if your serious zed.....I'll put $5000 on mikey who wants to take that bet?

...hey zed....will you race me for $100 around manfield or taupo or puke or ruapuna or levels or tetratonga? please.Hey Turds, you are as full of 'poos' as the boy wonder mikey, $5000 yeah right. Both you and the kid are all talk. :sleep:

And I've already challenged you to a race at the KB Dragwars and you've remained silent about it, so i guess you're not up to it huh?

[Zed]

And here is your excuse if you lose.

SkyryderAnd wots your excuse for being a loser?

[Kornholio]

-Hmm lunchtime grudge race.

Fuck yeah... Me vs Poos (not really a grudge but will be funny to teach him some northern tricks :D )

[magnum]

have ridden with zed and have seen mikey ride,have to say zed will clean you up piece a piss,actually jsg could do the same[no offence intended]:motu:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Hay guys all this talk and micky hasn't responed and is not registared so don't look like it's going to happen.

[Fishy]

I'll go $20 on Zed - Hey matt you could actually take one of your leads off if you want to give him more of a chance?? :niceone:

[enigma51]

ooo a penis size competition.

Lets get this in the calander boys. Should be a good day!

[ManDownUnder]

ooo a penis size competition.

Lets get this in the calander boys. Should be a good day!

REALLY??? WHERE WHERE?

Is there a titty comp too... (again... WHERE WHERE???)

[White trash]

I'll chuck $20 on Mikey to win at Manfeild. Ask Jimbo and Deano how long it took them to catch him, let alone pass him.

Or ask Sparky bills which way Mikey went when he tore past him in the space of a lap.

Fucken brilliant!

[enigma51]

REALLY??? WHERE WHERE?

Is there a titty comp too... (again... WHERE WHERE???)


no titty comp sorry mate unless there is a few girls that would like to step up to the plate!

[Mental Trousers]

no titty comp sorry mate unless there is a few girls that would like to step up to the plate!

I'm sure if you ask Weasel he'll get his tits out.

[Colapop]

What about a wet 'T' shirt comp? I thought they went hand in hand with biker events?

[Deano]

I'll chuck $20 on Mikey to win at Manfeild. Ask Jimbo and Deano how long it took them to catch him, let alone pass him.

Or ask Sparky bills which way Mikey went when he tore past him in the space of a lap.

Fucken brilliant!

I concur - $20 on Mikey.

[inlinefour]

since Zed is being a tad anal about all this, $20 on mikey.:devil2:

[limbimtimwim]

I bet $20 on Haga. Er, I mean Mikey.

Seriously.

[Colapop]

How about a portion of all bets goes to Spankme for the upkeep of this site?
$10 each way...

[cowpoos]

Fuck yeah... Me vs Poos (not really a grudge but will be funny to teach him some northern tricks :D )

u signed up for that trackday at taupo kid?

and zed ya fat slow prick you going to taupo?

[cowpoos]

I'll chuck $20 on Mikey to win at Manfeild. Ask Jimbo and Deano how long it took them to catch him, let alone pass him.

Or ask Sparky bills which way Mikey went when he tore past him in the space of a lap.

Fucken brilliant!

and that was his first ever session at manfield aswell I believe...correct me if I'm wrong?

[cowpoos]

Hey Turds, you are as full of 'poos' as the boy wonder mikey, $5000 yeah right. Both you and the kid are all talk. :sleep:

And I've already challenged you to a race at the KB Dragwars and you've remained silent about it, so i guess you're not up to it huh?

I'm not sure I'll be able to make the dragwars in all honesty zed...other wise I would hav no problem havin a few drags with you on the bikes...

and hav you noticed how alot of the fast guys on KB are putting there money on mikey?

your gunna look like such a cock when you lose....lol

[Paul in NZ]

How about if I follow them both around on my nifty fifty and film the whole thing? It's a bit hard to arrange a camera mount on the scooter but Vicki said she would ride pillion and operate it if someone shows her which end to point at the topic...

And that offer is about as serious as this thread is IMHO

Personally, I reckon these guys will both knock each other off at the first corner and it will be a biffo contest from there on in...

Paul N

ps - that other thread about increasing interest in road racing? Um.. This seems to work.

[texmo]

I'm not sure I'll be able to make the dragwars in all honesty zed...other wise I would hav no problem havin a few drags with you on the bikes...

and hav you noticed how alot of the fast guys on KB are putting there money on mikey?

your gunna look like such a cock when you lose....lol
Nah at least hes up for a game, most people are just talk....

I how ever challange you to a race, you on your small to medium sized farm animal of choice me on my scooter.

[The Stranger]

Seen Zed in action and he rides fast and is well disciplined so my money would be on him.


Ditto. He not silly, not slow and as you say well disciplined. This approach would probably favour a longer race as you will often get away with dodgy maneuvers and carelessness for a while.
I doubt Zed is good at doing crazy or stupid.

[Zed]

since Zed is being a tad anal about all this...Watch it Johnny/Inline, that's a borderline offensive post, i might have to lodge a complaint about you to Admin, i smell another visit to the sin bin! :thud:

[Lou Girardin]

REALLY??? WHERE WHERE?

Is there a titty comp too... (again... WHERE WHERE???)


Too late. First line counts.:done:

Uh Zed, I think IL4 meant anal retentive, not up your arse.

[Zed]

I've just added a poll since y'all seem to be taking sides. :Punk:


Where are you mikey boy?? :shutup:

[Colapop]

No I aint I'm sitting on the fence - is that anal?

[texmo]

I've just added a poll since y'all seem to be taking sides. :Punk:


Where are you mikey boy?? :shutup:
If I vote mikey dose this mean your giving him the learn or hes giving you the learn?

[Zed]

If I vote mikey dose this mean your giving him the learn or hes giving you the learn?If you vote for mikey that means that you think he's going to teach me a thing or two on the race track, hence the expression "giving the learn".

Having said that, I believe i'll learn something either way from the exercise win or lose! :laugh:

[T.W.R]

Why don't you both make it really interesting and purchase 2 identical bikes, along with a set amount of coin to play with on each bike to what ever improvements each wants.
Then have a hussle around a track mmm?

that would make it worth watching :corn: :corn:

A couple of rat 250 2smokers or 400/4 screamers,with a set amount of play money for each set at say $750 on each bike. They could even become the KB grudge bikes for special ocassions :cool:

[kiwifruit]

No I aint I'm sitting on the fence

+1

can you add that to the poll? :D

[texmo]

If you vote for mikey that means that you think he's going to teach me a thing or two on the race track, hence the expression "giving the learn".

Having said that, I believe i'll learn something either way from the exercise win or lose! :laugh:
Since its a public poll and you can see my choice I'm going to re-frame from voting I don't want a crack head from wellington coming up and stabbing me and being smited by god is equally as appealing.

[The_Dover]

A servant of the lord versus the antichrist.

A battle of good versus evil.

Where's the smart money? (not in mikeys wallet anyway!)

[MSTRS]

It's always the quiet ones you gotta watch. Mikey's gone quiet. Hmmmm.

[Colapop]

isn't he at school/uni or summat?

[Zed]

Since its a public poll and you can see my choice I'm going to re-frame from voting I don't want a crack head from wellington coming up and stabbing me and being smited by god is equally as appealing.Hey Tex, let's not forget who started all of this - YOU!!

See the 1st paragraph on the 1st post of this thread saying you would put $20 on me, so you'd better vote sonny boy. :spudguita

[texmo]

Hey I didnt start nothing it was already gonna happen I just gave it a nudge, and he was gonna be on the scootah. fair enough I will vote for who I think will be the vicktar on the day.

[Zed]

Hey I didnt start nothing it was already gonna happen I just gave it a nudge, and he was gonna be on the scootah. fair enough I will vote for who I think will be the vicktar on the day.Sorry, you DID start this Texmo (see this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=541668&postcount=111) post), mikey confirmed the challenge, and i accepted it! That's exactly how it went.

[texmo]

Sorry, you DID start this Texmo (see this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=541668&postcount=111) post), mikey confirmed the challenge, and i accepted it! That's exactly how it went.
AHHHH details details.... Just out of curosity did I see a glass of beer in your hand at the thursday night ride?

[Deano]

and that was his first ever session at manfield aswell I believe...correct me if I'm wrong?

Sssh - don't give too much away.


Since its a public poll and you can see my choice I'm going to re-frame from voting I don't want a crack head from wellington coming up and stabbing me and being smited by god is equally as appealing.

Just for the record - Mikey ain't no crack head.

[texmo]

Just for the record - Mikey ain't no crack head.
Just for the record - I know. I believe its called taking the piss how ever to be honest I think Mikey will win, I have seen neither ride but have seen the condition of both tyres and chinese whispers give a lot away. I still think zed will win if Mikey is on the scooter or if Mikey crashes...

[mikey]

Yep i'm keen as kid, but as suggested on the other thread I'd like to do it at Manfield (http://www.manfeild.co.nz/events.asp) (fairer travel-wise) on one of the track days held at end of April/beginning of May, will have to find out the dates. And let's just leave it at $100 as agreed, i'll let you ride your 750 and not the scooter, and you will have the advantage over me cos I've never riden Manfield.

Much looking forward to our meeting boy. :soon:

i dont race for poo change.
ill race you for your bike.

i dont think there going to let just us go out on the track.
unless your going to hire it out for a whole day for one 10 lap race,
which would be might generous of you, you might want to sell tickets an track time to people to try recoup some of your cost

so its

wellington motorcycles to the top of the rimutakas.
call yourself a cab before we leave,
casue its a long walk back to auckland


an how fucken generous of you to let me ride on my own bike, i might just let you ride yours


an if you cant afford the extra 20 bucks it will cost to get from fielding to wellington steal some from the collections basket at church on sunday

an just for the record. my bikes stuck in second gear. it has no foot peg, or gear lever. but ill still go wmcc to grumpy any day of the week at 5.30.
for keeps.

[kiwifruit]

prehaps the taupo track?
its bout half way for both of you
would make great lunch time entertainment at the kb track day

just my 0.02c :D

[Zed]

i dont race for poo change.
ill race you for your bike.

i dont think there going to let just us go out on the track.
unless your going to hire it out for a whole day for one 10 lap race,
which would be might generous of you, you might want to sell tickets an track time to people to try recoup some of your cost

so its

wellington motorcycles to the top of the rimutakas.
call yourself a cab before we leave,
casue its a long walk back to auckland


an how fucken generous of you to let me ride on my own bike, i might just let you ride yours


an if you cant afford the extra 20 bucks it will cost to get from fielding to wellington steal some from the collections basket at church on sunday

an just for the record. my bikes stuck in second gear. it has no foot peg, or gear lever. but ill still go wmcc to grumpy any day of the week at 5.30.
for keeps.As I suspected mikey, YOU'RE FULL OF SH*T! And despite all your lying and bullsh*ting on KB and all the sick things you do in secret - Jesus still loves you!

Well everyone, I guess there's no racing after all cos mikey's bluff was called and he's just weaseled out of it - what a tosser!! :baby:

[Str8 Jacket]

As I suspected mikey, YOU'RE FULL OF SH*T! And despite all your lying and bullsh*ting on KB and all the sick things you do in secret - Jesus still loves you!



I think your angry cause he just called YOUR bluff. With the amount of anger and hatred you hold against Mikey im surprised that Jesus even loves you...

[inlinefour]

I think your angry cause he just called YOUR bluff. With the amount of anger and hatred you hold against Mikey im surprised that Jesus even loves you...

I think Jesus might suggest that Zed was his mouth out with soap?:bleh:

Oh yea, I see it that mikey is calling your bluff Zed, what cha gonna do?

[Colapop]

So who won?

[texmo]

Haha and this was just getting intresting, I would have come down just to watch...

[NC]

I'll give you a race, Zed. First person to orgasum....

[mikey]

read my post zed, the race is happening. unless your chickening out.......

i ordered parts for my bike last week so will be here before sooooooon if you want to race before then ill still give you the learn but on a smaller "track"

if your sure your going to give me the learn....... put your bike where your mouth is.

[HDTboy]

As I suspected mikey, YOU'RE FULL OF SH*T! And despite all your lying and bullsh*ting on KB and all the sick things you do in secret - Jesus still loves you!

Well everyone, I guess there's no racing after all cos mikey's bluff was called and he's just weaseled out of it - what a tosser!! :baby:
I do believe that by upping the stakes, mikey has called your bluff.
I thought christians were supposed to be lovers not fighters

[Zed]

read my post zed, the race is happening. unless your chickening out.......I read all of your posts and you've changed the terms of your challenge several times. First you said it was for $100 and you'd be on your scooter, now you'll only race me for my bike? WTF, kid you suck at the internet!


i ordered parts for my bike last week so will be here before your track day your holding, if you want to race before then ill still give you the learn but on a smaller "track"

if your so sure your going to give me the learn....... put your bike where your mouth is.I'll race you on any nth island race track you name kid, but I have to have some say on the terms. $100 to the winner, you on your sevenfiddy and me on my slow Honda - those are the terms.

I won't race you on the road for obvious reasons, howbeit no doubt you don't care about breaking the law, name the time and the track!

I believe that this will just go around and around in circles cos mikey is a piker! Unfortunately he has the Welly KB crew backing him cos they've met him face to face and apparently "he's a good person", well whoopdy doo he's a tosser online and that's all most KBers in the country see of him. :crazy:

[Zed]

I'll give you a race, Zed. First person to orgasum....I concede already. You're a winner NC! :bleh:

[Zed]

I think Jesus might suggest that Zed was his mouth out with soap?:bleh:You take any opportunity that you can don't you Johnny Rotten, you lying, two-faced, hypocritical, decieving, strange man. Inline if I was an Admin I would have deleted you long ago with your shameful alter ego's Honda and Johnny Rotten.

You will reap what you sow John, it's a law of the universe, and I pray you reap it soon!

[limbimtimwim]

You take any opportunity that you can don't you Johnny Rotten, you lying, two-faced, hypocritical, decieving, strange man.You will reap what you sow John, it's a law of the universe, and I pray you reap it soon!You are sounding a little cornered... Relax.

Have a beer.

[mikey]

I won't race you on the road for obvious reasons, howbeit no doubt you don't care about breaking the law, name the time and the track!



going backwards aint calling a bluff, moses

why arent you keen to race for your bike? your the man? arent you? your going to give me the learn an score my 750 right? how easy is that. scoring yourself a bike just for going out for a ride....

ive just called a mate to see if he's still got his trailor.
casue your the type of guy that would throw your bike down the road when you realise youve lost your bike an the race.

or even worse you might just turn around.......
id go around churchs one by one on sundays burning them down to get you though zed......... dont be backing out now

[Zed]

You are sounding a little cornered... Relax.

Have a beer.Probably good advice, hey thanks for the red rep too! :clap:

Truth be known, I've suffered fools like Mikey and Inline/Johnny for far too long on here, they get away with their mischievous posts on KB time and time again without anyone saying boo, except in Inlines case, but that's only cos he abuses so many different people behind the scenes including the site admins and it's all caught up to him. Hey, I'm probably a fool for even trying to make a difference!

[The Stranger]

You seem horribly confused Texmo.
You really don't know which way to jump do ya?

[Zed]

going backwards aint calling a bluffYou're all talk kid!

Give me a buzz when you've sorted out the time and track and i'll be there to take your $100.

And Mikey, it's not too late for you to turn to God and ask forgiveness for all your many sins, especially your lying. Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved!

[mikey]

Truth be known, I've suffered fools like Mikey and Inline/Johnny for far too long on here, they get away with their mischeivous posts on KB time and time again without anyone saying boo, except in Inlines case, but that's only cos he abuses so many different people behind the scenes including the site admins and it's all caught up to him. Hey, I'm probably a fool for even trying to make a difference!


you fukn bible bashing homo.

have a read through some of your early posts........ does god like bikers etc.......you should fuck off an make your own god's hypocrite bikers forum


have a look through your posts. either your one massive pisstake or your been seriously fukn brainwashed. like your last one to inline - wishing him bad karma an shit. thats not very christainly old zed.

EDIT---

Give me a buzz when you've sorted out the time and track and i'll be there to take your $100.

And Mikey, it's not too late for you to turn to God and ask forgiveness for all your many sins, especially your lying. Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved!

any given day next week ill race you from welly motorcycles to top of takas. will get my camera out. have a ciggarette. go for a piss. fuck around some more. then take a few pictures of you coming up the hill with my new bike..... (if my gear lever has arrived by then) an when you try hitch hike home most people will only put up with you for a few minutes casue your jesus ramblings are fukn out of it. people like you end up in mental hospitals man. ive met a few .....

your seriously fucked in the head. when peopel like you come knocking on my door i slam int in there fukn brainwashed faces. what church do you actually belong to?

[Zed]

abuse?

you fukn bible bashing homo.

have a read through some of your early posts........ does god like bikers etc.......you should fuck off an make your own god's hypocrite bikers forum


have a look through your posts. either your one massive pisstake or your been seriously fukn brainwashed. like your last one to inline - wishing him bad karma an shit. thats not very christainly old zed.Yeah abuse, just like this post of yours ya little fibber.

[texmo]

You seem horribly confused Texmo.
You really don't know which way to jump do ya?
God no... I will just watch that video on my phone, that should clear my head dont cha think? good luck to whoever im not betting any money I dont have any to bet. Will be a good race to watch though.

[Deano]

Damn it's turned from what looked to be a good old entertaining duel to a bitch fight. (no offence to the bitches )

[Zed]

Damn it's turned from what looked to be a good old entertaining duel to a bitch fight. (no offence to the bitches )So why do you guys really defend him Deano? :weird:

[Fishy]

:corn: :corn: :apint: :Playnice: :corn:

[texmo]

:corn: :corn: :apint: :Playnice: :corn:
you must have the lowest amount of rep out of anybody whos posted over 1,000 posts...

[Deano]

So why do you guys really defend him Deano? :weird:

I've gotten to know him fairly well and have my reasons.

[Fishy]

you must have the lowest amount of rep out of anybody whos posted over 1,000 posts...

Thats cause I am RED REP KING. I got so many red reps today it took all my rep points away.

[limbimtimwim]

I've gotten to know him fairly well and have my reasons.Well, I like him because he ***dynamite*** in the sack.

[Skyryder]

And wots your excuse for being a loser?

I'm not. So I don't have to make excuses for it. So why did you?

You need to find an answer to that question before you race. That's not a shot at you Zed. But your attitude is not that of a winner.

Skyryder

[Zed]

I'm not.Who, the real you or your ficticious alter-ego Skyryder?

[Skyryder]

Who, the real you or your ficticious alter-ego Skyryder?

:doh:

Skyryder

[VasalineWarrior]

Ah crap cant be bothered reading thru all the posts. Can someone tell me if this race is gonna happen at all, and where so I can get my bike washed?

[Zed]

So I don't have to make excuses for it. So why did you?Oh you think I made an excuse so that if i lost i could find a reason for being a loser - doh, not at all. You are so shallow Skyrider, or maybe just a s/stirrer. The reason i said to mikey that he would have the advantage at Manfield (i know that he's riden there before) is because i felt bad having so many other advantages over him like a faster bike and far more actual riding time. I thought he needed to hear that i believed he had an advantage, that's why i said it! :bleh:

As far as behaving like a *winner* is concerned, i have for a looong time now believed that "the best on the day wins!" However, it would seem that sometimes there are outstanding examples of sports people who are an exception to this rule, Rossi being one of them! So if there is anything i am over-confident in it is that mikey is not to be compared to Valentino. :laugh:

[inlinefour]

This should be good...

Yea reap what ya sow, tis the same for us all.
:corn: :corn: :corn:

[Zed]

:doh:

SkyryderDo you think Zed and Skyryder could ever be friends online? Could you ever apologise? :clap:

[Zed]

His should be good...

Yea reap what ya sow, tis the same for us all.
:corn: :corn: :corn:What, not the usual 2-3 paragraph retort Inline? You got tired fingers or summing? :oi-grr:

[inlinefour]

What, not the usual 2-3 paragraph retort Inline? You got tired fingers or summing? :oi-grr:

I'm tired of the attitude and abuse. Yea I did give it, but it has gotten boring and I repent from it. You will have to carry on without me, sorry.:zzzz:

Edit: cheers for the red bling, really unchristian of you I must say with those comments :(

[Maha]

I find it incredulous that so many people are being sucked into voting on two guys that are obviously very worried about the size of thier appendage's. This can be the only reason this poll was started.......:weird: :bs:

[Zed]

Edit: cheers for the red bling, really unchristian of you I must say with those comments :(Hypocrite. You just gave me a scathing red rep and comment too Nursey! :no:

[Zed]

I find it incredulous that so many people are being sucked into voting...Ha ha, and sucked into posting on this thread too, like you! :rofl:

[inlinefour]

Hypocrite. You just gave me a scathing red rep and comment too Nursey! :no:

How does asking when its going to end and if your going to grow up become scathing? Never mind, back to the topic at hand. When and where is this track race? I want to be there...:beer:

I wonder how long it will be before this thread ends up in PD...

[Zed]

When and where is this track race? I want to be there...:beer:Choice! I'll take you on after mikey okay? $5000 winner takes all? lol :nya:

[inlinefour]

Choice! I'll take you on after mikey okay? $5000 winner takes all? lol :nya:

I plan on being a spectator and if I can find a camera will record it for the South Island KBers. May the best person win!:spudguita

Does this mean your taking mikeys challenge and putting your bike up to bet?:niceone:

[Zed]

Does this mean your taking mikeys challenge and putting your bike up to bet?:niceone:Which one of mikeys 'challenges' do you mean? Only on the track!

As far as putting my bike up to bet, i'll make an exception if you put yours up! Now how serious are you? :bs:

[inlinefour]

I plan on being a spectator and if I can find a camera will record it for the South Island KBers. May the best person win!:spudguita

Does this mean your taking mikeys challenge and putting your bike up to bet?:niceone:

Ive quoted myself for ya. Zed Ive got nothing to prove.

[Zed]

Zed Ive got nothing to prove.I always get a shiver up my spine when you get all serial on me like that. Harden up!

[2_SL0]

From what I have read, you guys down south are starting to come across as a little rude and pig headed. You are missing a valid point that has been made. Most people up this end of the woods only read what Mikey writes on here. He comes across as a prick. I seem to remember when he first appeared, EVERYBODY though he was a cock, and that wasnt that long ago. I except WT vouches for the guy, but to me until I meet the guy he is still is a prick.

[Joni]

OK... a thread that could have resulted in a little fun has turned into a dog fight again.... why?

3 options as I see it:
1) take it to a track and not one on one as I see there is too much male ego involved here and someone could get hurt, take it on lap times alone, no one interfering with your lines, no one on "home ground" just go out there and do it.
2) Slap your penises on a table and get it over and done with, see who's is biggest.
or lastly...
Keep carrying on like a group of bitches, fighting... and this thread will land in PD, this abuse is helping no one.

[Karma]

Slap your penises on a table and get it over and done with, see who's is biggest.

Or is that peni?

Well either way, I win! :devil2:

[APPLE]

zed,coz i like the look of his bike?

[VasalineWarrior]

Unfortunatly apple, Mikey is a bonafide nutter on a bike. Mighten be a good idea to discount him in a race due to that fact alone, as anyone who can scrape their gear lever while cornering deserves a bit of respect I reckon.

[Kornholio]

Unfortunatly apple, Mikey is a bonafide nutter on a bike. Mighten be a good idea to discount him in a race due to that fact alone, as anyone who can scrape their gear lever while cornering deserves a bit of respect I reckon.

Meh, Ive heard this guy 'Cowpoos' can scrape his mirrors :spudbooge

[Warr]

OK... a thread that could have resulted in a little fun has turned into a dog fight again.... why?

3 options as I see it:
1) take it to a track and not one on one as I see there is too much male ego involved here and someone could get hurt, take it on lap times alone, no one interfering with your lines, no one on "home ground" just go out there and do it.
2) Slap your penises on a table and get it over and done with, see who's is biggest.
or lastly...
Keep carrying on like a group of bitches, fighting... and this thread will land in PD, this abuse is helping no one.
:2thumbsup Option 1)

Good call Joni

[Zed]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[cowpoos]

Meh, Ive heard this guy 'Cowpoos' can scrape his mirrors :spudbooge

well yeah....I also taught rossi everything he knows....

[bane]

Or is that peni?

Well either way, I win! :devil2:


why? you got more than one, "miss" Weasel?

[NC]

2) Slap your penises on a table and get it over and done with, see who's is biggest.

EeeeGads no!

The thing I find bloody funny is that Zed likes to blow everything out perportion by baiting Mikey and trying to make the rules up to what Zed wants, abusing and spitting at people along the way, as he does so well. I know Zed is fast, but Mikey. Dude has no fear at all.

Hehe I reckon we should have a manfield trackday so we can see, how funny it would be to see the bad winner or loser. Cause you know he'll be a utter wanker about it either way. ZED! I hope you get owned :nya:

[Fatjim]

well yeah....I also taught rossi everything he knows....

Mate, I didn't know Rossi could milk cows.


That aside. Now I know that Mikey is a pisstaker of the highest order and I respect that, Zed, on the other hand I can't work out because I haven't met him. Is he really a "Christian" who also attracts bad rep like flies, or is he just a little bit better that Mikey in the piss take department?

[Paul in NZ]

Mate, I didn't know Rossi could milk cows.


That aside. Now I know that Mikey is a pisstaker of the highest order and I respect that, Zed, on the other hand I can't work out because I haven't met him. Is he really a "Christian" who also attracts bad rep like flies, or is he just a little bit better that Mikey in the piss take department?

This is a pisstake that could go fatally wrong.

[marty]

i see mikey raising the stakes and insisting that the whole thing is done on his terms, then slagging off when it's not agreed to. classic actions of someone who knows they won't win, so they make the whole issue about the stakes, taking the focus away from the result.

i would have thought the bragging rights of a 'win' would FAR outweigh the $$ value.

be a man mikey, and REALLY put your actions where your mouth is. no-one is interested in your supposed 'challenge' on the takas. the track is the place to do it, or are you really just scared your mouth is faster than your bike.

that's my pick, and my $$ on zed.

[Mental Trousers]

Thats cause I am RED REP KING. I got so many red reps today it took all my rep points away.

Negative. Check the attachment.

[Skyryder]

Do you think Zed and Skyryder could ever be friends online? Could you ever apologise? :clap:

I tried to kill it and gave you some cred. But seems with your ego that is impossible as you want to have the last word.

See my sig. It's not from a Christian but one who practiced the teaching of Christ. You could learn from this man.

PS My wifes never been part of your crew. What fucking arrogance on your part to think so.

Skyryder

[Mrs Busa Pete]

i see mikey raising the stakes and insisting that the whole thing is done on his terms, then slagging off when it's not agreed to. classic actions of someone who knows they won't win, so they make the whole issue about the stakes, taking the focus away from the result.

i would have thought the bragging rights of a 'win' would FAR outweigh the $$ value.

be a man mikey, and REALLY put your actions where your mouth is. no-one is interested in your supposed 'challenge' on the takas. the track is the place to do it, or are you really just scared your mouth is faster than your bike.

that's my pick, and my $$ on zed.
Couldn't of put it better myself not mention getting the spelling wright and my money is on Zed

[inlinefour]

EeeeGads no!

The thing I find bloody funny is that Zed likes to blow everything out perportion by baiting Mikey and trying to make the rules up to what Zed wants, abusing and spitting at people along the way, as he does so well. I know Zed is fast, but Mikey. Dude has no fear at all.

Hehe I reckon we should have a manfield trackday so we can see, how funny it would be to see the bad winner or loser. Cause you know he'll be a utter wanker about it either way. ZED! I hope you get owned :nya:

Hopefully the sin bin will mellow Zed as it has also done to me? Either that or after his contact with the dover, Zed will not have the inkling to ever be a pratt again:devil2:

[NC]

Hopefully the sin bin will mellow Zed as it has also done to me? Either that or after his contact with the dover, Zed will not have the inkling to ever be a pratt again:devil2:
Ah is that where the old grey maid is? I was wondering where he buggered off to. The ole sinister mc sinbin.
Must be for a good reason...... :blink: ............:killingme

[Toast]

Haha...just saw this. Is this what Zed got 'binned for?

Anyway, $$ on Zed, he's got some good skills...from what I hear Mikey just has a big mouth...unless it's a grand conspiracy by the Welli crowd to keep this superstar under wraps for the time being...doubtful.

[cowpoos]

it's a grand conspiracy by the Welli crowd to keep this superstar under wraps for the time being.

FACT: there is no such thing as a fast rider in auckland!!!!

[Joni]

FACT: there is no such thing as a fast rider in auckland!!!!Ummm correction: White Trash is in Akl (the fact that he is from Welli I have ommitted to suit my own purposes :whistle: )

[cowpoos]

Ummm correction: White Trash is in Akl (the fact that he is from Welli I have ommitted to suit my own purposes :whistle: )

erm and loose bruce I believe is from welli too...and neither are aucklanders...

they are just very confused wellington laddies....

[inlinefour]

erm
they are just very confused wellington laddies....

Are you saying that they stand on a street courner wearing a dress???:scratch:
Might have to give this Auckland a miss on my trip up north at this rate...
























(pt):killingme

[WINJA]

FACT: there is no such thing as a fast rider in auckland!!!!
IM FROM AUCKLAND AND I CAN RIDE OK

[oldrider]

Initially, I was excited at the thought of this race, it reminded me of my youth and raised that silly old competitive rush within.
I would have made the effort to attend and witness the outcome of a real contest of skills and wills.
Mikey's challenge on the road is the more exciting prospect but completely out of the question for obvious reasons. (the biggest learn of all)
Zeds track challenge would have been an acceptable alternative and still exciting enough to make me want to attend.(No other innocent involved)
Now after reading all of this thread, I am amazed that you managed to suck me into believing that this was anything more than a schoolyard piss-take.
It's like watching two kids pushing and shoving at each other while screaming, yeah, yeah, etc until the teachers break it up.
Meanwhile neither has had to actually back up their bravado and bullshit.
You have both lost me completely and my conclusion is you are both a couple of losers and you just wasted my time.
Next thread please, moving right along here. Disappointed, John.

[Madness]

This might be Pooman's cuppa...

Where can I get me one of these?? I bet it has plenty of under-seat storage!
I wonder if that fart-tax thing ever became law??:rofl:

[cowpoos]

Where can I get me one of these?? I bet it has plenty of under-seat storage!
I wonder if that fart-tax thing ever became law??:rofl:

nope it didn't....u trying to be funny new fella.....you wanna slap....eh?

[cowpoos]

IM FROM AUCKLAND AND I CAN RIDE OK

not what steve and frosty told me....and besides you never ride ur bike?

[WINJA]

not what steve and frosty told me....and besides you never ride ur bike?
STEVE DONT HAVE A BIKE , FROSTY IS NOT EVEN A CHALLENGE.
AND IF YOU DONT THINK I RIDE JUST ASK DOVER,TRISTAN OR TEXMO CAUSE I WAS RIDING WITH THEM YESTERDAY

[Toast]

FACT: there is no such thing as a fast rider in auckland!!!!

Well let's stick a hundy on it then ya big queen...

p/t: not in to racing others, only myself.

[Crazy Steve]

Han_ on!!!!!!!

Whos _ot the K5....:baby:

Respect you little bitch Winja!!!!!

Crazy Steve...

[WINJA]

Han_ on!!!!!!!

Whos _ot the K5....:baby:

Respect you little bitch Winja!!!!!

Crazy Steve...
TAKE A PHOTO AND POST IT THEN

[Madness]

nope it didn't....u trying to be funny new fella.....you wanna slap....eh?

How 'bout a race?? I'll race you from your milkshed to Welly M/Cycles. I bet ya I get there before you get that sheep's rear legs out of your gumboots!!!

:tugger:

[Crazy Steve]

JUST BECAUSE YOUR FAT WINJA....IT DOSNT MAKE YOU A COCONUT...OK!!!

Yes you do ride...but not well...NOT WELL AT ALL:tugger:

Now as for Frosty now that dude fast....:Punk:

You saw him last time we were at Pukekohe......

Crazy Steve...

[Crazy Steve]

:eek5:

Wy dont you post the photo you have of me pullin a wheel stand down your road on the k5.....

Well......

Remember this little man.......

Its a Jun_le out there....AND BI_ HURTS SMALL....

Crazy Steve....

[Crazy Steve]

We race.....You will feel the burn....

Its time to skin the lizard.....

Crazy Steve...

[WINJA]

enough bullshit , just post up your evidence.

[WINJA]

We race.....You will feel the burn....

Its time to skin the lizard.....

Crazy Steve...
HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET THE BUS DRIVER TO RACE ME , I PRESUME THATS WHAT YOU GONNA USE TO RACE ME CAUSE THATS YOUR ONLY TRANSPORT:rofl:

[Crazy Steve]

And a holy man would know....

Your Evil..........Winja.....Evil Evil Little little man......:rofl:

Oh did I mention LITTLE....:rofl:

Crazy Steve...:Pokey:

[WINJA]

And a holy man would know....

Your Evil..........Winja.....Evil Evil Little little man......:rofl:

Oh did I mention LITTLE....:rofl:

Crazy Steve...:Pokey:
STILL HAVENT SEEN THAT BIKE STEVE , POST A PIC:rofl:

[Crazy Steve]

Let do it......

Friday ni_ht winner takes all.....

We can race....Vicki street....Outside Toyko....to Bp Naruawahia...Then back to Toyko....Must put $10 fuel in bikes at Naruawahia to make it fair on te cops.....

The Kbs from Hamilton can post photos and the winner of course....

1st Prize $5000!!!!!!!!!

We can put in $2500 each...

Well little man you keen.....:banana:

Crazy Steve...

[WINJA]

Let do it......

Friday ni_ht winner takes all.....

We can race....Vicki street....Outside Toyko....to Bp Naruawahia...Then back to Toyko....Must put $10 fuel in bikes at Naruawahia to make it fair on te cops.....

The Kbs from Hamilton can post photos and the winner of course....

1st Prize $5000!!!!!!!!!

We can put in $2500 each...

Well little man you keen.....:banana:

Crazy Steve...
JUST SHOW EVERYONE A PIC OF YOUR BIKE FIRST.
YOU DID HAVE A BIKE BUT IT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED FROM THE SHAME OF LOSING SO BAD TO ME.
I HADNT SEEN A BEATING THAT BAD SINCE THE RODNEY KING VIDEO

[Crazy Steve]

Either you have Nuts.....

Or you dont....:shake:

But anyways......:motu:

Your borin me now sooooooo Click!!!!!!!

[Madness]

[/COLOR]
OK... a thread that could have resulted in a little fun has turned into a dog fight again.... why?

3 options as I see it:
1) take it to a track and not one on one as I see there is too much male ego involved here and someone could get hurt, take it on lap times alone, no one interfering with your lines, no one on "home ground" just go out there and do it.
2) Slap your penises on a table and get it over and done with, see who's is biggest.
or lastly...
Keep carrying on like a group of bitches, fighting... and this thread will land in PD, this abuse is helping no one.
Did you hear that?? It was the voice of reason,she speaketh the truth!!! Hallelujah!!:niceone:

[WINJA]

BUT YOU DONT HAVE A BIKE
Either you have Nuts.....

Or you dont....:shake:

But anyways......:motu:

Your borin me now sooooooo Click!!!!!!!

[NC]

BUT YOU DONT HAVE A BIKE
Is the "blue" flesh lite" for the necrophelliacs?

[cowpoos]

Well let's stick a hundy on it then ya big queen...

p/t: not in to racing others, only myself.

sweet....when were....and put another zero on it...

[cowpoos]

How 'bout a race?? I'll race you from your milkshed to Welly M/Cycles. I bet ya I get there before you get that sheep's rear legs out of your gumboots!!!

:tugger:

sweet.....when and are those all the rules?.....$20,000 + ya bike?

[Toast]

sweet....when were....and put another zero on it...

You're seemingly so cocky that I'm really keen to see you ride now...it must be mighty impressive.

[cowpoos]

How 'bout a race?? I'll race you from your milkshed to Welly M/Cycles. I bet ya I get there before you get that sheep's rear legs out of your gumboots!!!

:tugger:

com on dude...saw ya lurkin in here..u musta read my post...you wanna race or what?....or u to much of a chicken shit!!!!

[cowpoos]

You're seemingly so cocky that I'm really keen to see you ride now...it must be mighty impressive.

u up for it....I need some $$$$$$ hav massive tax bill on the 7 april [fuck terminal tax due]

[Toast]

u up for it....I need some $$$$$$ hav massive tax bill on the 7 april [fuck terminal tax due]

Ok, maybe you're just desperate then and not that good (here fishy, fishy)...

If you want a break from the IRD, set up a trust...my old man's got one for something, and somehow it means that I was only just asked for my 2005 year end tax return...then you can spend all ya money for that year on bikes, and it doesn't really matter, so long as you plan to die at the end of the financial year that you die in, you'll not be there to pay the tax...just disown your kids first...sweet eh? I should start charging for this...

[Madness]

com on dude...saw ya lurkin in here..u musta read my post...you wanna race or what?....or u to much of a chicken shit!!!!


Yah I'm here. Just read Mikeys report on your run over the Taka's. Made me all nervous & weak at the knees. Anyhow I read here somewhere that The Lord Jesus Christ disapproves of law breaking, I dont want to burn in hell for eternity so I'll have to take a big old pass on this one.

:doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:
How 'bout we have a big doobey and let it lie? I am a newbie!!

[cowpoos]

Ok, maybe you're just desperate then and not that good (here fishy, fishy)...

If you want a break from the IRD, set up a trust...my old man's got one for something, and somehow it means that I was only just asked for my 2005 year end tax return...then you can spend all ya money for that year on bikes, and it doesn't really matter, so long as you plan to die at the end of the financial year that you die in, you'll not be there to pay the tax...just disown your kids first...sweet eh? I should start charging for this...

errr....the trust thing lad...not quite...but they do hav there advantages...

[Toast]

errr....the trust thing lad...not quite...but they do hav there advantages...

I know a little about trusts...but this late filing thing was news to me too...not sure how the old man does it then...but yeah, I'm only being charged for my short fall for 2005 now...nice ol' IRD, letting us take our time.

[Crazy Steve]

It will be easy $$$$$ for you then....

Just turn up and be prepard to be caned....Like a school boy whos dropped his pants for the 1st time....In front of his teacher...it

Midni_ht friday ni_ht.....Startin Victoria street...As stated...blah blah blah..

Lets face it...you dont have what it takes to ride fast on the streets...

And ive been foin it since I was 15......

Winjas just puddin_......

Crazy Steve..

[mikey]

I would have made the effort to attend and witness the outcome of a real contest of skills and wills.
Mikey's challenge on the road is the more exciting prospect but completely out of the question for obvious reasons. (the biggest learn of all)

Meanwhile neither has had to actually back up their bravado and bullshit.
You have both lost me completely and my conclusion is you are both a couple of losers and you just wasted my time.
Next thread please, moving right along here. Disappointed, John.


you wated your own time old man. but do attend. zed got throwen in the sin bin so isnt posting much.

ill set the date now for you. book yourself a ticket to the top of the rimutakas

15th april.

welly motorcycles at mid day telecom time. ie my phone.

no prizes at all seeing as zed doesnt awant to race for his bike. i wouldnt if i knew i was going to lose.

just nuts out riding. fighting the good fight. me vs bible thrusting fukers

an even if cops are watching kb...... ill ride through the road block.
ride around every other car i see on the road, few police cars on the motorway wont be a problem. an zed has god behind him an he will part the sea of cops for safe passage. i doubt god will magic zed to the top of the hill though, god wants to see the race oops i mean ride too

[Crazy Steve]

Mi_ht as well be fck buddies.....

Because they both drop nuts type of _uys......

Winja....wont race me..."HE SAYS I DONT HAVE A BIKE"

Well little Winjanuts......

You _onna take me up on that race....

At least Mikeys _ot some nuts......

Crazy Steve

[cowpoos]

Yah I'm here. Just read Mikeys report on your run over the Taka's. Made me all nervous & weak at the knees. Anyhow I read here somewhere that The Lord Jesus Christ disapproves of law breaking, I dont want to burn in hell for eternity so I'll have to take a big old pass on this one.

:doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:
How 'bout we have a big doobey and let it lie? I am a newbie!!

I'ld kick your arse on a push bike lad.....chicken.....pluck pluck pluck....farkin...pluck......

[Madness]

I'ld kick your arse on a push bike lad.....chicken.....pluck pluck pluck....farkin...pluck......

Yep, ya probably would. I'd come through to pick yer bike up at the bottom for ya though. :calm:

[cowpoos]

Yep, ya probably would. I'd come through to pick yer bike up at the bottom for ya though. :calm:


shit man I'm trying to wind ya up......bite ya fucker.....take the bait....lol

[Kornholio]

Hands up for the camera bike position.... coulld win Funniest Home Videos as the carnage ensues on every corner :D

[cowpoos]

Hands up for the camera bike position.... coulld win Funniest Home Videos as the carnage ensues on every corner :D

ya dreamin....you ld be to frickin slow to keep up fella....

[Kornholio]

ya dreamin....you ld be to frickin slow to keep up fella....

Lol not when youre rolling across the tarmac and into the grass/barrier :P

[cowpoos]

Lol not when youre rolling across the tarmac and into the grass/barrier :P

I'll still be rolling and sliding faster than you ride...

[Kornholio]

I'll still be rolling and sliding faster than you ride...

True, but I got a zoom o the camera :eyepoke:

[cowpoos]

True, but I got a zoom o the camera :eyepoke:

your hired

[Free Rider]

zed'll win ease