For Fishy...

[Colapop]

Josh and Sarah are staying in a hotel and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settle down, Josh, not quite ready for slumber, leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy doops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite weddy for nighty-nighty yet."
Sarah takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Josh jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone, "Oh my precious little honey bunny, is your nosey wosey all righty?" No harm is done to her nose so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours.

Afterwards, Sarah goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

Josh looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch."

[Fishy]

Bwahahahahahahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nice one Col! :niceone:

[Colapop]

I swear to god that's the way it got sent to me - no editing at all!! :yes:
Hers another couple that you've probably heard...

Why does a bride smile when she walks down the aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job.

Have you heard about the new extra sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.

A drunk is walking along the street and comes across a guy with the bonnet of his car up, bending over the engine.
He says "What's the story?"
The car guy says "Piston broke"
The drunk says "Me too!"

[Fishy]

Ah nice, good start to the morning!. :2thumbsup

[The Stranger]

Now you know that is a load of rubbish.
The sex for 3 hours, and they are married?

[Fishy]

Now you know that is a load of rubbish.
The sex for 3 hours, and they are married?

Im wise...... not married hahahaha