MIKEYS CHARITY RIDE - 954 Firebalde -

[mikey]

mikeys charity is after a 954 fireblade, come an support it.

we need your help

its an organised ride.

leave wellington motorcycles one sunday soon at mid day.

zed an myself will leave there at 12.30.

will need a match referee offcial to make sure things are fair an we leave at the same time. i'd say nick would be the man for the job at bike shop.

an we will meet the lot of you at the top of the takas.

its a great oppurtunity to make a few dollars, ill happily take bets, my bike is at stake so i wont lose on purpose, an ive got zeds bike to win! an at top of takas youll be in prime position to see who wins,

so register your bets here, minimum 20. anyone got want to make 5000, cowpoos has put 5000 on me but zed wont take it. so one of zeds fellow brainwashed riding buddies got the dough?

date to be confirmed.
some time in april when zed is allowed out from church an burning down mosqes

[Fishy]

Ain't that your home ground?? thats gonna give you a bit of an advantage with knowing the roads eh Mikey?

[Deano]

Come on Zed - can't you see the funny side ?

[Lazy7]

wow - does the term "taking shit too far" register with you guys? a friendly wager AROUND A TRACK for a few hundi isn't a bad idea. but illegal street racing for slips? thats just fucken stupid.

calling all cops, calling all cops.

[Quasievil]

Mate I Know ZED will whip your arse so bad, we wont even see you coming for half an hour after he passes the top of the Taka's

[Sparky Bills]

I havnt seen ZED ride, But know that Mikey wont let Zed beat him. He'll keep going and going even faster (no matter how stupid the speed is)

But think if its a race, SAVE IT FOR THE TRACK MIKEY!

[Zed]

Might as well put an end to this thread:

ONLY ON THE TRACK KID, AND THE PRIZE IS $100 AS STATED IN YOUR 1ST CHALLENGE TO ME YESTERDAY! I WILL NOT ROAD-RACE YOU AND BREAK THE LAW AND ENDANGER OTHER MOTORISTS/PEDESTRIANS LIVES.

I've already affirmed my position on this several times now to mikey, he's just being childish and trying to pike out of a 'real' race on the track cos he know's he'll lose 100 bucks!


Btw, the winnings will now be going straight into the offering bag at church to fund the work of the Lord. The Boss will get your hard-earned savings after all mikey! :yeah:

[T.W.R]

The Boss will get your hard-earned savings after all mikey! :yeah:

Does this mean the donation will be going to Spank for having this rot fill up space on the forum?

[Zed]

Does this mean the donation will be going to Spank for having this rot fill up space on the forum?O yeah, that [b]oss too!

...and how much of a percentage of space do you think every pointless drivel rot post fills up the KB server? 10%? 40%? more?

Fact: As long as the trollers exist on any forum there will be "rot" posted!
Normally i don't like to feed the trolls cos it just generates more rot and i myself become a troller...but mikey needs the learn BIG time, so i'm prepared to post as much rot as it takes until he's exposed for who he really is! :woohoo:

[2_SL0]

U do appear to be chicken of the track Mikey.

[WINJA]

why dont you make it sh22 , you can stay at my house mikey if it too far for one days riding , loser blows my goat , hang on its gotta be a punishment zed wont like , but you guys get the idea

[WINJA]

Might as well put an end to this thread:

ONLY ON THE TRACK KID, AND THE PRIZE IS $100 AS STATED IN YOUR 1ST CHALLENGE TO ME YESTERDAY! I WILL NOT ROAD-RACE YOU AND BREAK THE LAW AND ENDANGER OTHER MOTORISTS/PEDESTRIANS LIVES.

:
IVE SEEN 2 PICTURES OF YOU PULLING WHEELSTANDS IN A BUILT UP AREA ZED , DONT TALK SHIT

[Zed]

IVE SEEN 2 PICTURES OF YOU PULLING WHEELSTANDS IN A BUILT UP AREA ZED , DONT TALK SHITPulling a controlled wheelstand in a vacant industrial road is enitrely different to imbecilic road-racing over 10 or 20 kms.

Don't attempt to be the voice of reason here WHINGER, l know mikey is your secret love child!

[stify]

:corn: well i'll put a hundie on the zed man.. for a track challange, thou i might not be able to pay up straight away if if if, na i wont have to pay:bleh:

[Zed]

:corn: well i'll put a hundie on the zed man.. for a track challange, thou i might not be able to pay up straight away if if if, na i wont have to pay:bleh:Lol i was wondering who you were for a sec, then i clicked with the avatar! Stify sounds a bit rude dunnit? :bleh:

Tks for the vote of confidence too stifarms!

[justsomeguy]

Stop being nasty Zed, why do you want to take the kids money?

[Zed]

Stop being nasty Zed, why do you want to take the kids money?He started it Dad! :spudgrr:

[stify]

Lol i was wondering who you were for a sec, then i clicked with the avatar! Stify sounds a bit rude dunnit? :bleh:

Tks for the vote of confidence too stifarms!

well rude it may sound, but all the peeps were gettin me confused with a pig farmer... ie sti farms, an the fact that most call me stiffy anyway so done deal, name is now stify:laugh:

[oldrider]

I don't know either of you personally so haven't any idea how you ride but I sure as hell (read heaven for Zed) would like to be able to watch the race if you have one for real.

Sorry to sound like your Nana but I couldn't count on both hands how many guys I have known start out a race like you guys are leading to on the road and they are all bloody dead. Dumb idea

I don't know anything about race track riding but at least it would be an even start on a neutral track! Sounds good to me, I like it.

Please don't leave me out of the info loop. :first: who??? Cheers John.

[Zed]

Sorry to sound like your Nana but I couldn't count on both hands how many guys I have known start out a race like you guys are leading to on the road and they are all bloody dead. Dumb ideaThere you go mikey, the voice of experience!

It's the track or nothing else with me. :bye:

[Sensei]

I'd even come to watch this sounds Fun " alrighty then "

[FROSTY]

Folks --Wind up or not I don't care
You guys wanna race Im offering a time and place.
Taupo racetrack -21.5.06 lunchtime.

OR pick ya own track -Manfeild/pukie

[Paul in NZ]

Sorry to sound like your Nana but I couldn't count on both hands how many guys I have known start out a race like you guys are leading to on the road and they are all bloody dead. Dumb idea
.

Totally agree....

Been down this road myself and thank goodness it worked out OK and nothing bad came of it. I still have nightmares about what could have happened and can't help but think about how shite I would have felt if my 'opponent' had gotten hurt or lost his bike over it as neither of us could really have afforded it. Once we were mates, I got sick of him gobbing off about his bloody Ducati and did a stupid thing and called him on it. (worse than you are proposing) Nothing was ever the same afterwards.

I lost a mate and a lot of self respect. :tugger: Stupid.

I think both of you can retire claiming a moral victory and leave it alone. If you can't. Please. Take it outside and off this forum before some other dipstick calls someone else out and we have death race 3000.

Worse. The Police start taking notice. What do you think is going to happen if one of you is seriously hurt and this load of bollocks is bought to their attention? Think of the impact on others, track days etc and stop being so selfish!

[NhuanH]

Theres a concept! I have some nominee's
c'mon, don't leave us hanging....

[Maha]

I know of a disused train track they could use........:whistle:
They would need to attach trainer wheels, which i could see as being a bit of a set back, and passing could pose a problem, and there would be no dragging of the knee, but the scenery would undoubtedly magnificent............:2thumbsup

[stify]

Theres a concept! I have some nominee's

jsg vs markauckland???????

[justsomeguy]

c'mon, don't leave us hanging....

You vs Mr Skid.

SpeedMedic vs Bugjuice

Frosty vs Winja

Me vs Someone's pet turtle.

Hehehe when's the next KB ride?? Oh tomorrow (QKCHK's evening ride)......:blip:

[justsomeguy]

He started it Dad! :spudgrr:
Now then behave yourself or I'll ground you (replace your front wheel with one made of lead and fill your tyre with concrete). :nono:

[Zed]

You guys wanna race Im offering a time and place.
Taupo racetrack -21.5.06 lunchtime.OK i'm taking the initiative and gonna sign up for KB Track Day III soon Tony, i'll call mikeys bluff and if he doesn't show i'll still enjoy myself! Are there many spots remaining? :niceone:


....Take it outside and off this forum before some other dipstick calls someone else out and we have death race 3000.

Worse. The Police start taking notice. What do you think is going to happen if one of you is seriously hurt and this load of bollocks is bought to their attention? Think of the impact on others, track days etc and stop being so selfish!That's convicting Paul, please, no more. :rolleyes:

I'll come clean and admit that it was all a bit of a piss take from me from the beginning, even though i would/will race him on the track. Mikey has often unprovokingly baited me on KB and mostly i've held back, but this time he got a BIG bite!

[NhuanH]

jsg vs markauckland???????
not sure mark has honed the mobile oil filter inspection technique as well as Ujwal yet.

[Zed]

Me vs Someone's pet turtle. :blip:You can have mikey after i'm done with him, u's should be a close match once you upgrade to the 600! And don't gimme that dribble about you being slow anymore JSG, I've riden with you enuf times to know that you are now fast and dangerous on that lil' twofiddy!! :buggerd:

[SlowHand]

How about we just have a race on who can throw more turtles or turds at jsg in 5mins.

Altho, i wonder if he can block it with the shit that comes out his mouth

[Lazy7]

okay - i'll be there and i got $50 on Zed.

also, Zed, after you have finished giving "Mikey" the learn, could you teach me a thing or two afterwards... i need some pointers!

i'm up for a roady to taupo too. we can hire out a couple of motels, get pissed and have a big fucken fight afterwards to settle this like real men.

[cowpoos]

I'd even come to watch this sounds Fun " alrighty then "

I challenge you to a race old boi....around taupo or manfield.....and don't you go all chicken on me lad!!!!

[cowpoos]

OKAY.......frosty has said this can happen at taupo on the 21/5....at the lunchtime breack.....so lets make it happen....mikey....i'll fill ya bike tank a couple of times to get you up there and back....zed you make sure your there....

so no more of this bluffing you and you bullshit coz its looking farkin pathetic...I will imagine on the day this is gunna atract a audience...
and closer to the day if people wanna lay bets we could sort out a booky system on the day and post how its gunna happen before hand...and I reckon there should be a 15-20% cut in takings to spank and the rest divided among the winners via a % of what they payed in...no profit takin by the bookie....right.....done.

[Kornholio]

I challenge you to a race old boi....around taupo or manfield.....and don't you go all chicken on me lad!!!!

Cool, and Ill race the winner of that, which will most likely be Sensei as Poos will probably bin it in the first lap :eyepoke:

[kiwifruit]

not sure mark has honed the mobile oil filter inspection technique as well as Ujwal yet.

:lol: :lol:

[Paul in NZ]

Well if it happens.. It happens but..

Can you two (and your various supporters) please agree on gentlemans terms. No dirty riding or other dangerous stuff. Fair and square racing with an independent judge in case of anything 'strange' happening.

Paul N

(I think you are both being bloody mad here)

[skelstar]

I think theres a few matchups that could be staged at TDIII. Would be a good marketing ploy FROSTY?

[Paul in NZ]

I think theres a few matchups that could be staged at TDIII. Would be a good marketing ploy FROSTY?

Just how long a lunch break are you guys having?

[skelstar]

Reckon lunch should start at 10am...Mikey vs Zed, Poos vs Honda riders...

Wanna defend the Guzzi's honour Paul? ;)

[Paul in NZ]

Wanna defend the Guzzi's honour Paul? ;)

Sure.. I'll race any other bog standard 1978 to 1982 sub one litre sports tourer. To make it interesting we can have short angry pillions, full luggage (must contain at least one hair dryer and 3 pairs of shoes) and we have to stop for a nice lunch and a toilet break at mid point.

Any takers?

[skelstar]

Careful there Paul...youll get all those BMW riders out there! We could call the race the 'Axis Cup' or something.

Hans? Guido? You keen?

[Paul in NZ]

Careful there Paul...youll get all those BMW riders out there! We could call the race the 'Axis Cup' or something.

Hans? Guido? You keen?

Kraut bikes? Pah! easy, I'll just get a mate to stick up a road sign that says 'France 20km' pointing away from the track and by lap 3 they wouldn't be able to resist popping over for a bit of an invasion. It's been a while since the last one.

[cowpoos]

Reckon lunch should start at 10am...Mikey vs Zed, Poos vs Honda riders...
;)

hell yeah...I'll take the honda poofters on...and sensei and korn...anyone else!!!

[mikey]

Ain't that your home ground?? thats gonna give you a bit of an advantage with knowing the roads eh Mikey?

yeh sure is, i dont think zed minds though. hes in the sin bin :rofl:



Oh you think I made an excuse so that if i lost i could find a reason for being a loser - doh, not at all. You are so shallow Skyrider, or maybe just a s/stirrer. The reason i said to mikey that he would have the advantage at Manfield (i know that he's riden there before) is because i felt bad having so many other advantages over him like a faster bike and far more actual riding time. I thought he needed to hear that i believed he had an advantage,



ONLY ON THE TRACK KID, I WILL NOT ROAD-RACE YOU AND BREAK THE LAW AND ENDANGER OTHER MOTORISTS/PEDESTRIANS LIVES.

thats motor bike blasphemy chap
ive seen wheelie pics an any rides you go on i know you braek the law.
maybe like when the guy crashed his ex race gsxr1000 last thuirsday ride you were on.... or any coro loop / sh22 ride type thing.
it will just be another ride like that if thats what you want to call it.
rimutaka hill next time your in wellignton.
if your not keen o ngoign from wellignton we can leave from the servo at the bottom of the hill
you seem pretty brick wall sure your faster but wont race for keeps, i wouldn put my bike up for keeps if i knew i was going to lose either, so maybe there is some logic left in your jesus-brainwashed head so
if you win ill give you the key to my bike.
if i win you stop posting your jesus shit on kiwibiker,
save it for church. or just dont save it at all.


it doesnt get any better odds for you

[justsomeguy]

if you win ill give you the key to my bike.
if i win you stop posting your jesus shit on kiwibiker,


Did I just read that right????

[oldrider]

if i win you stop posting your jesus shit on kiwibiker,save it for church. or just dont save it at all. it doesnt get any better odds for you

Don't mind you racing, don't mind you arguing and slagging one an other off but don't bother using censorship on KB as part of the spoils for winning!

I don't care if he wants to promote something he likes, I just don't have to read it.

Freedom to choose and act is only valid as long as it's not interfering with anyone else. :Pokey:

Your suggested outcome suits you but it doesn't suit me!

I am excited by the prospect of the race though. :2thumbsup Cheers John.

[NC]

Don't mind you racing, don't mind you arguing and slagging one an other off but don't bother using censorship on KB as part of the spoils for winning!

I don't care if he wants to promote something he likes, I just don't have to read it.

Freedom to choose and act is only valid as long as it's not interfering with anyone else. :Pokey:

Your suggested outcome suits you but it doesn't suit me!

I am excited by the prospect of the race though. :2thumbsup Cheers John.
Praise Satan!

[inlinefour]

hell yeah...I'll take the honda poofters on...and sensei and korn...anyone else!!!

Check out my newish Honda in my profile. Reckon your good enough to take that on? :killingme

[WINJA]

You vs Mr Skid.

SpeedMedic vs Bugjuice

Frosty vs Winja

Me vs Someone's pet turtle.

Hehehe when's the next KB ride?? Oh tomorrow (QKCHK's evening ride)......:blip:
YOU PAIRED ME UP WITH FROSTY , IM INSULTED WE'RE A DIFFENET CLASS OF RIDER , ACTUALLY WE,RE A DIFFERENT CLASS OF HUMAN , FROSTY IS A MORON WHO CANT RIDE PROPERLY I'VE PROVED IT MANY TIMES BEFORE

[oldrider]

Praise Satan!
Freedom in action.:niceone:

[Skyryder]

Sure.. I'll race any other bog standard 1978 to 1982 sub one litre sports tourer. To make it interesting we can have short angry pillions, full luggage (must contain at least one hair dryer and 3 pairs of shoes) and we have to stop for a nice lunch and a toilet break at mid point.

Any takers?

Only me. Guzzis 1st and 2nd. Now that's been awhile. :grouphug: :clap:

Skyryder

[skelstar]

Or last, second to last. Whatever concept you are more comfortable with. ;)

kidding

[scumdog]

To make it a fair challenge it should be on Nifty-Fiftys on Teretonga race track... both bikes and track unfamiliar to these two..

[Grahameeboy]

To make it a fair challenge it should be on Nifty-Fiftys on Teretonga race track... both bikes and track unfamiliar to these two..

I think I will just pray...............

[Finn]

I'm no good at riding but I'll challenge any of you to an arm wrestle.

[scumdog]

I'm no good at riding but I'll challenge any of you to an arm wrestle.

My forte' is nose-picking so I'll have to pass on that..you'll have to pick another challenge

[Finn]

My forte' is nose-picking so I'll have to pass on that..you'll have to pick another challenge

I'm not too shabby on the nose picking myself. Is the challenge based on depth or payload?

[Toast]

hell yeah...I'll take the honda poofters on...and sensei and korn...anyone else!!!

You're on poos :niceone: Think you can beat a heavy ol' 2001 Honda?

[Grahameeboy]

I'm no good at riding but I'll challenge any of you to an arm wrestle.

any chance to hold your hand........are you still ovulating or is it safe now..............:rolleyes:

[scumdog]

I'd not too shabby on the nose picking myself. Is the challenge based on depth or payload?

Biggest score is for colour - darker is better but dried blood is cheating.

[Finn]

Biggest score is for colour - darker is better but dried blood is cheating.

Excellent! I've just got over a nasty cold and the air con in my office has hardened up my payload. One pick each and post a photo of your trophy here. You first...

[Grahameeboy]

Excellent! I've just got over a nasty cold and the air con in my office has hardened up my payload. One pick each and post a photo of your trophy here. You first...

you scumbag..you told me you were ovulating and all you had was a cold.......

[scumdog]

Excellent! I've just got over a nasty cold and the air con in my office has hardened up my payload. One pick each and post a photo of your trophy here. You first...

Dang, just sneezed and lost my payload all over the key-board and it's getting hard to se what key is what amd itf hettinb hwrd to yupe...

[Grahameeboy]

Dang, just sneezed and lost my payload all over the key-board and it's getting hard to se what key is what amd itf hettinb hwrd to yupe...

brilliant stuff...................................:first:

[cowpoos]

I'm no good at riding but I'll challenge any of you to an arm wrestle.

your on.....whats the bet lil fella....?

[cowpoos]

You're on poos :niceone: Think you can beat a heavy ol' 2001 Honda?

u coming to taupo for track day III ?

[skelstar]

For fu*k sake would someone actually organise an actual real competition of some sort? :)

[mstriumph]

I think I will just pray...............

as opposed to those on this forum that just prey .................

[Finn]

your on.....whats the bet lil fella....?

The last person to call me lil fella is still sucking food through a straw. I'm not short, I'm just under tall. Double short man syndrome with ADHD and I'm a fricken timebomb.

[Grahameeboy]

as opposed to those on this forum that just prey .................

Amen.............................

[Grahameeboy]

The last person to call me lil fella is still sucking food through a straw. I'm not short, I'm just under tall. Double short man syndrome with ADHD and I'm a fricken timebomb.

Pppppfffttttt............................:bleh:

[cowpoos]

The last person to call me lil fella is still sucking food through a straw. I'm not short, I'm just under tall. Double short man syndrome with ADHD and I'm a fricken timebomb.

well enuff trash talkin lil fella....what the bet?

[Finn]

well enuff trash talkin lil fella....what the bet?

The winner get's Kittie for the weekend.

"Here kittie, kittie"

[cowpoos]

The winner get's Kittie for the weekend.

"Here kittie, kittie"

you can hav her.....I want a MITCH and BUFFY to play wif






PS: kittie don't like short lil men....unless you got a big cock....

[Finn]

PS: kittie don't like short lil men....unless you got a big cock....

My last 37 girlfriends never complained. Besides, I can tie a knot in a piece of string with my tongue.:shifty:

[Grahameeboy]

My last 37 girlfriends never complained. Besides, I can tie a knot in a piece of string with my tongue.:shifty:

Tempting............

[Patrick]

The last person to call me lil fella is still sucking food through a straw. I'm not short, I'm just under tall. Double short man syndrome with ADHD and I'm a fricken timebomb.


Yeah, but she was only a little wee thing herself...

[Toast]

u coming to taupo for track day III ?

Haven't signed up yet, but yep, plan to come.

Signed for the last one but had to sell my place at the last minute...something came up, or rather, went down...or rather, did a 'poos' on a corner, except much worse...it won't happen this time.

[cowpoos]

Haven't signed up yet, but yep, plan to come.

Signed for the last one but had to sell my place at the last minute...something came up, or rather, went down...or rather, did a 'poos' on a corner, except much worse...it won't happen this time.

sweet...I'll be there....whats the wager....to make it interesting that is?

[Toast]

sweet...I'll be there....whats the wager....to make it interesting that is?

Shit man, wadda fug is it with you? IRD must really have your ring marked for amorous times :love:

See previous post about not racing others, only myself. I'm not the man, but far from shit.

Not putting money on it, but your ego may be added to the collection on my wall...if you're quicker than me, I'm not going to shed tears over it, that's just the way I am.

God I'm curious to see how good you are now though...man you're a confident bastard.

[cowpoos]

God I'm curious to see how good you are now though...man you're a confident bastard.

to quote a old man ""it ain't bragging motherfucker if you can back it up""

[Toast]

to quote a old man ""it ain't bragging motherfucker if you can back it up""

Exactly what I'm curious to find out...

[scumdog]

My last 37 girlfriends never complained. Besides, I can tie a knot in a piece of string with my tongue.:shifty:

Pfffft! Can tie a reef-knot in my own todger with my tongue!!:bleh:

[mstriumph]

Amen.............................

Ahhhhh - MEN! :innocent: :wait:

[Grahameeboy]

Ahhhhh - MEN! :innocent: :wait:

Yep I have to agree with youz there......

[SpeedyGirl]

Check out my newish Honda in my profile. Reckon your good enough to take that on? :killingme


Geez babe, I might be able to beat that :whistle: (be the only thing I can!!!:weep: )

[inlinefour]

Geez babe, I might be able to beat that :whistle: (be the only thing I can!!!:weep: )

Need a time, place and the only condition I make is that you remove one of your sparkplug caps...:laugh:

[SpeedyGirl]

Need a time, place and the only condition I make is that you remove one of your sparkplug caps...:laugh:


If you show me where they are........:slap:

[inlinefour]

If you show me where they are........:slap:

might have to show ya how to oil those cables at the same time:eyepoke:

[mikey]

zed

heres your chance

leave this sat mid day wellington motorcycles to top of takas

no prize money.

just turn up / or shut up (though spank did a god job of shutting you up)

big ups to spnkers

[scumdog]

I can hardly wait for the result:yawn: :whocares:

Bloody boys and their egos!:rolleyes: