Who's stalking my Missus??

[Colapop]

My missus has just come home and told me she served so many bikers today!! That in itself worries me.

What's really worrying me is that she asked a couple of them if they were "kiwibikers". One of them (Ryan ...) said yes he was.... So was it the Famous Farmer? (out in the badlands of Porirua (AA))

Or was it another one of you reprobates? Either way whatch yourselves - she got a mean left hook!

[Finn]

- she's got a mean left hook!

And a nice firm ass.

[Riff Raff]

What's really worrying me is that she asked a couple of them if they were "kiwibikers". One of them (Ryan ...) said yes he was....
If it is our dearly beloved mate Ryan from here then your wife is perfectly safe - he prefers bovines for romancing!

[oldrider]

Either way whatch yourselves - she got a mean left hook!
The trick is , she uses her "right hand". Knowledge is power! :devil2:

[Skyryder]

And I nice firm ass.

Or is it '1' nice firm arse. :stupid: And I'm the stupid one?? :killingme :killingme :killingme

Skyryder

[Finn]

Or is it '1' nice firm arse. :stupid: And I'm the stupid one?? :killingme :killingme :killingme

Skyryder

I think I've found my next target.

[Skyryder]

I think I've found my next target.

You are not going to believe this. But I was going to post those exact words. I kid you not. A phone call interrupted my line of thought and a 'better' response materialized. Spookey.

Skyryder

[Lou Girardin]

A match made in heaven, Finn and Skyryder are soul mates. Do you two finish each others sentences too?

[SARGE]

A match made in heaven, Finn and Skyryder are soul mates. Do you two finish each others sentences too?


bet they wear matching leathers too....

[The_Dover]

Yeah, crotchless chaps with tassles.

[Colapop]

Finn and Skyrider taking on my missus - You boys gonna get hurt bad! And I'm not having any part of it. :corn: :corn:
I'm gonna enjoy watching this!!

[Finn]

I'm gonna enjoy watching this!!

YOU'RE SICK!!!

[Sparky Bills]

Finn and Skyrider taking on my missus - You boys gonna get hurt bad!


HI FIVE!!!:msn-wink:

[Sniper]

Shit, she said you wouldn't find out.

[Colapop]

She lied to you. She always does - then comes home and tells me the lot!

Sometimes she lets me hold the bag for her, sometimes I am the bag!

[Colapop]

YOU'RE SICK!!!
Damn, you weren't supposed to know I'd be watching from the shadows...

[Finn]

You are not going to believe this. But I was going to post those exact words. I kid you not. A phone call interrupted my line of thought and a 'better' response materialized. Spookey.

Skyryder

It just proves that you're a cunt too.

Try setting your spell checker to "English" rather than "American". In NZ we spell it like this - materialised. Silly little man.

[SpeedyGirl]

Try setting your spell checker to "English" rather than "American". In NZ we spell it like this - materialised. Silly little man.

Since when was spelling an issue in here?????:nya:

[Finn]

Since when was spelling an issue in here?????:nya:

He started it!

[Colapop]

Ok I 've found out it wasn't The Flashing Farmer... So who was it...?

[Lou Girardin]

It just proves that you're a cunt too.

Try setting your spell checker to "English" rather than "American". In NZ we spell it like this - materialised. Silly little man.


Wa hey, pull up a chair folks - bitch fight!

[Finn]

Wa hey, pull up a chair folks - bitch fight!

Not so fast Lou. Skyryder PM'd me and appologised. He must have recalled the Sensei incident.

[Skyryder]

Not so fast Lou. Skyryder PM'd me and appologised.

Bullshit. I was beginning to think that you may have been a worthy opponent for my jibes. I was wrong. YOU LIE.

Skyryder

[Finn]

Bullshit. I was beginning to think that you may have been a worthy opponent for my jibes. I was wrong. YOU LIE.

Skyryder

But you got angry. 1 point to me.

[Skyryder]

But you got angry. 1 point to me.

Wrong. An assumption on your part. This is angry :angry2: No points. You lied. I win end of game.

You've been checkmated in one move. Oh by the way. Check your dick's onerary. My spelling is correct. It's from the Oxford Concise.

Some advice from a Master Troller. Try and refrain from words like cunt etc. Adjectival insults demonstrate to all and sundry a lack of comminucation skills.

Try this sort of thing. .

Shove your finger up your arse push hard untl your reach's your throat. Lick clean to ensure that all shit is out of mouth. Flush with a a good Single Malt :finger: (icon for demonstrative purposes only.)

Skyryder

[Finn]

Wrong. An assumption on your part. This is angry :angry2: No points. You lied. I win end of game.

You've been checkmated in one move. Oh by the way. Check your dick's onerary. My spelling is correct. It's from the Oxford Concise.

Some advice from a Master Troller. Try and refrain from words like cunt etc. Adjectival insults demonstrate to all and sundry a lack of comminucation skills.

Try this sort of thing. .

Shove your finger up your arse push hard untl your reach's your throat. Lick clean to ensure that all shit is out of mouth. Flush with a a good Single Malt :finger: (icon for demonstrative purposes only.)

Skyryder

You put alot of thought into that one didn't you. Perhaps the Oxford Concise could tidy up that last paragraph little man.

[Skyryder]

You put alot of thought into that one didn't you. Perhaps the Oxford Concise could tidy up that last paragraph little man.

If I put as much thought as you claim the last para would not need tidying up.

:spudwave:

I "move" that this thread be locked or sent to the Pointless Drivel. Why not both??

Do I have a seconder??

Skyryder