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yungatart
17th March 2006, 10:41
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send a card out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead batteries.
Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
The men must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, backaches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no food on their face or clothes.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better.
They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the boss of me".
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

enigma51
17th March 2006, 10:43
You have gotten one thing though which is key to not only being a mother but aslo a women.

He has to bitch over the smallest things for ever and two days!

onearmedbandit
17th March 2006, 10:46
And the follow-up to this show - 6 women are dropped onto the same island and have to put up with the men bitching and moaning about 'motherhood'.

bugjuice
17th March 2006, 10:47
sounds sucky to me..

ManDownUnder
17th March 2006, 10:57
Nice troll...

LOL.... and we'd all know the winner really is the guy voted off the island FIRST!

Lazy7
17th March 2006, 10:58
And in series two. the Wives will be sent to work for 12hours a day to pay for it all.

MSTRS
17th March 2006, 11:00
Nice troll...

LOL.... and we'd all know the winner really is the guy voted off the island FIRST!
You are on to something there....

ManDownUnder
17th March 2006, 11:06
Where's that popcorn... something tells me this is a GOOD troll thread...

:corn:

And a little boy waits...

yungatart
17th March 2006, 15:11
And in series two. the Wives will be sent to work for 12hours a day to pay for it all.
Only 12? A veritable piece of cake, my friend, compared to what the average mother does every day!

enigma51
17th March 2006, 15:18
Only 12? A veritable piece of cake, my friend, compared to what the average mother does every day!

including or excluding bitching?

yungatart
17th March 2006, 15:31
Shit mate, if I only worked 12 hours per day, I'd happily bitch on my own time-after all, by my calculations there is 12 hours left in which to bitch.
Bring on the 12 hour day for Mums..

enigma51
17th March 2006, 15:33
correction needed then 24hrs for bitching about how much they have too do which means all they do is bitch bitch bitch

enigma51
17th March 2006, 15:34
o yes I thought women could multi task

yungatart
17th March 2006, 15:40
You are doing more bitching than me LOL

enigma51
17th March 2006, 15:41
no just fishing thats all!

yungatart
17th March 2006, 15:48
If a woman does it, its bitching and if a man does it, its fishing...I see...just hope you can handle what you catch...

Coyote
17th March 2006, 16:04
If a woman does it, its bitching and if a man does it, its fishing...I see...just hope you can handle what you catch...
No... when a man does it, it is called constructive criticism

ManDownUnder
17th March 2006, 16:36
Only 12? A veritable piece of cake, my friend, compared to what the average mother does every day!

I agree, but just need to clarify..12 hours is the income generating portion of the day - the provider if you will.

The family guy, father and husband all come after that - and then if you have time and or inclination you can look after yourself.... oh and don't forget to sleep

yungatart
17th March 2006, 17:09
No... when a man does it, it is called constructive criticism
yeah well... we can de-construct- and I think I'll start with you... go hide young fella, the count starts now...

Storm
17th March 2006, 20:44
Is that another woman moaning again about how hard she "works" after nagging/bribing/blackmailing/conning her man into having kids?

Geez, ya just cant keep em happy

Maha
17th March 2006, 21:03
Is that another woman moaning again about how hard she "works" after nagging/bribing/blackmailing/conning her man into having kids?

Geez, ya just cant keep em happy
:killingme .............. i take it you are single???

Storm
17th March 2006, 21:50
Recently married

MSTRS
18th March 2006, 10:03
Is that another woman moaning again about how hard she "works" after nagging/bribing/blackmailing/conning her man into having kids?

Geez, ya just cant keep em happy
Careful....this one is part of your family:slap: :buggerd:

Coyote
18th March 2006, 10:12
yeah well... we can de-construct- and I think I'll start with you... go hide young fella, the count starts now...
Haven't found me yet :nya:

froggyfrenchman
18th March 2006, 10:29
And the woman on the island must....

Be up and moving at 5am, eat breakfast and shave without passing out due to lack of blood. Manage to start the shit car, and get to work by 5:30. Work like a dog till 3pm, using your lunch hour to cut rust out of the car to get a wof. Be home at 3:15 to listen to the guys bitching while you try to tune the car with a lack of useful tools. Sit down to a really crappily assembled meal to listen to more bitching. Get two of the kids bathed (to temporarly stop said bitching) Restart the shitbox and be at your second job by 4:30. Continue working like a dog till 11pm, get straight home, shower (no hot water left...) Then hit the bed dead tired. But you are not allowed to sleep,you must lie back and patiently listen to how bad his day was, how the kids acted up and the whining bout you never doing the dishes. If youre lucky you can get 4.5hrs sleep before you have to get up and repeat the process.

Come friday night, you detour to the pub to sink 2 beers with your mates, only to come home to "high intensity" bitching bout how inconsiderate you are for abandoning him like that, and have to listen to yet more bitching. You wake up at 6am saturday morning to kids jumping on the bed. He rolls over telling you its "your day" coz he works so hard during the week. Somehow.. in 3hrs, you manage to do all the housework that takes her 8hrs, you keep the kids entertained and happy and take them fishing. You realise there is nothing hard about these tasks. You sneek in another couple of beers by taking the kids to play with your mates kids, while the twoof you talk shit and drink beer. You take the kids home, shout the entire family a goodmeal, then have to listen to bitching about the nutritional value.

Sunday and you have to get up at 3am, so sneek out to the garage and push your bike out the driveway as to not wake anybody. You get in a 3hr ride before coming home to cook himand the kids breakfast. You listen to bitcbhing bout the money you spend on the bike and time you waste with it.


I cant be bothered writing anymore... youget the idea though. Nice troll youngertart

yungatart
18th March 2006, 11:16
Froggy, you have spent way too much time in Auckland-its time for a detox mate

froggyfrenchman
18th March 2006, 13:58
Froggy, you have spent way too much time in Auckland-its time for a detox mate

No arguement there! im in the process of flushing the toxins outa my system with woodstock 8%.

yungatart
18th March 2006, 14:05
Good on yer mate! If that doesn't work, take 2 Tuis and call me in the morning...

froggyfrenchman
18th March 2006, 14:14
maby i should just call you... better continue this via PM, before anyone on the site discovers our secret

yungatart
18th March 2006, 14:19
ssssshhhhhh

froggyfrenchman
18th March 2006, 14:25
my lips are sealed

Coyote
18th March 2006, 15:28
Que? :confused: