Wank HD riders!!!

[gamgee]

what is wrong with some people??? just because your on a ride together doesn't mean you have to be holding each others cocks... anyway what happened was, i was coming up to a round about, look right (clear), look straight (clear), look left, oh all right a HD is going through, thats fine, oh theres another one coming along, but that ok, i've got right of way so i carry on to go through, now this dipshit, brakes so i assume he's stopping and then obviously not wanting to be more than 10m behind his mate - :buggerd: hesitates, then proceeds to cane it through straight in front of me, fucked if i know how i missed him, slammed on the brakes, missed his back wheel by about half a metre, oh and did i mention i'm the bad guy cause i was in the cage :slap: gave him a few decent horn blasts to wake the silly bugger up :eyepoke:

[MidnightMike]

Love the title :tugger:

[NotaGoth]

maybe you should change it to wank HD rider, not riders. they ain't all wankers. just because you see one or two wankers don't make them all wankers. the amount of wankers i've seen on sprots bikes, and i still don't call them all wanker sprot bike riders. :mellow:

[Madness]

You have round-abouts in Dunedin?? I s'pose you have electricity & running water these days too!!:bleh:

[gamgee]

maybe you should change it to wank HD rider, not riders. they ain't all wankers. just because you see one or two wankers don't make them all wankers. the amount of wankers i've seen on sprots bikes, and i still don't call them all wanker sprot bike riders. :mellow:

meh there were two of them holding each others diddles, so they are plural

[gamgee]

You have round-abouts in Dunedin?? I s'pose you have electricity & running water these days too!!:bleh:

yeah we got some e-lec-tricity back in 'nam, but the water is still on and off, when it's on ya can't drink it :oi-grr:

[NotaGoth]

meh there were two of them holding each others diddles, so they are plural

sorry but seriously. sorry to hear that happened but not all HD riders are wankers. :confused:

[Madness]

sorry but seriously. sorry to hear that happened but not all HD riders are wankers. :confused:

And not all Politicians are liars.:laugh: :laugh:

[gamgee]

sorry but seriously. sorry to hear that happened but not all HD riders are wankers. :confused:
your just misreading what i said... i never said they all were wankers, i said 'wank hd riders' infering the two i saw, or at least the second one, is no better than spoof in a rubber about to be flushed down the toilet

[terbang]

meh there were two of them holding each others diddles, so they are plural

Between the two of them they shouldave been able to rake up at least 100 HP..:nya:

[Madness]

It might have something to do with all that VIBRATION
:buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd:

[NotaGoth]

wank sprots bike riders

[Madness]

wank sprots bike riders

Yeah, All the sprots bike riders I have met have been wankers:weird:

[Shadows]

wank sprots bike riders

I second that

[gamgee]

I second that

:edit: just re-read and your a dirty honda-a-a-a rider :Pokey:
and kitti, your just a cager :rofl:

[Meanie]

:Playnice:

[Waylander]

Yeah, All the sprots bike riders I have met have been wankers:weird:
Nah just a majority of the ones on GSXRs.

[Shadows]

:edit: just re-read and your a dirty honda-a-a-a rider :Pokey:
and kitti, your just a cager :rofl:

It's more than dirty. Definately not a sprot bike. So there.

[NotaGoth]

:edit: just re-read and your a dirty honda-a-a-a rider :Pokey:
and kitti, your just a cager :rofl:

yeah i am a cager hence i hate wank sprots bike riders

[Shadows]

:edit: just re-read and your a dirty honda-a-a-a rider :Pokey:
and kitti, your just a cager :rofl:

Ohhhhhh.... don't you like to be pigeonholed gamgee?

[Madness]

Anybody here know where I can purchase a reasonably-priced sprots bike? And do you need a special licence endorsement??:baby:

[John Banks]

And here I was thinking it was like Ride To Work Day
March 19 is Wank An HD Rider Day!

[Shadows]

And here I was thinking it was like Ride To Work Day
March 19 is Wank An HD Rider Day!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: bling given

[inlinefour]

Nah just a majority of the ones on GSXRs.


Or preform and generalise about riders based solely on the type of bike they ride....:killingme

[Aitch]

I suspect that HD riders are no worse than Honda riders or Yamaha riders ( everyone is worse than Suzuki riders), but that the idiots are just soooooooo much more visible, what with their tassles and big noisy exhausts and assorted biker bling......but it's just so much FUN to grizzle about em..specially when a wee mob passes you on a straight then brakes hard in the middle of a nice sweeping right hander......

[scumdog]

I suspect that HD riders are no worse than Honda riders or Yamaha riders ( everyone is worse than Suzuki riders), but that the idiots are just soooooooo much more visible, what with their tassles and big noisy exhausts and assorted biker bling......but it's just so much FUN to grizzle about em..specially when a wee mob passes you on a straight then brakes hard in the middle of a nice sweeping right hander......

Or about sprotsbike riders when they pass you on the INSIDE on a sweeping left-hander....

[Lou Girardin]

meh there were two of them holding each others diddles, so they are plural

What did the first rider do wrong?
Guilt by association? As in all sprotbike riders are speeding loonies who bait the cops?
Ah OK, I'll think of a better comparison then.

[ducatilover]

Between the two of them they shouldave been able to rake up at least 100 HP..:nya:
haha yeah fucking right! arent the 883 sportsters 53hp at the crank?:scooter:

[Ixion]

About 6 more than the legendary Meridan Bonnie, then. :whistle:

[ducatilover]

and not all harley riders are wankers! some are females.....:bleh: and others are old and cant get it up cos its been vibrated to death, or they didnt have a penis in the fist place. and theres nothing with honda riders [except that we ride hondas]:wavey:

[Maha]

And WTF is a sprot bike?? is it people being cute about 'sports' bike or do most of you guys/girls need a class or two with Kip McGrath?........:laugh:
And yes most recliner riders are out to impress everyone they see ( i said most,not all ) most, not all that i see, its a case of '' look at that wank '', hands reaching for the sky blah blah, well i have spent my 2c.........:2thumbsup

[gamgee]

And WTF is a sprot bike??


it's whats in my gargre! :spudbooge

[Maha]

it's whats in my gargre! :spudbooge
Roga that.............

[bladez]

what the hell is wrong with the hd........... they make good bonfires :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
come on you no they do:Pokey:

[idb]

F*ck the lot of you!
I don't ride a Harley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bladez]

F*ck the lot of you!
I don't ride a Harley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gee some one is a upper class ducati rider :kick:
no probs with the rest of yous

[terbang]

what the hell is wrong with the hd........... they make good bonfires :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
come on you no they do:Pokey:

Bloody good boat moorings as well..!

[Stopper Dan]

it's whats in my gargre! :spudbooge

Id like to think mine was a sports bike but i think its too old:cry:

[Madness]

Id like to think mine was a sports bike but i think its too old:cry:

I think you'd get an age exemption on the basis that it is a KAWASAKI

:scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter:

[Hailwood]

So is he a wank because he is riding a harley or because he was riding like a dickshit? And the question is out there begging to be asked.....do sportsbike riders not do this as well?..and as previously said..up the inside of a left hander at times? undertaking cages?

Seems like the guy was riding like a dick and happened to be on a Harley but could have just as easily been on a sportsbike doing the same...but then that would have been ok for some of the forum participants here...:devil2:

[bladez]

So is he a wank because he is riding a harley or because he was riding like a dickshit? And the question is out there begging to be asked.......:devil2:

you missed one and yes they do sound like spuds :lol:
good to see ya wave :cool:

[gamgee]

Seems like the guy was riding like a dick and happened to be on a Harley but could have just as easily been on a sportsbike doing the same...
wankwankwankwankwank
but the fact is he WAS on a HD, haha man your taking this waaaaaay to seriously :nya:

[Merwood]

haha i can see a post coming up, the many uses of an HD :Punk: and none of them will have any association what so ever to being used as a bike. Gamgee you did the good thing and braked, hope those guys learnt their lesson :tugger:

[Madness]

I wave to HD riders. Some of them wave back, many don't. I also wave to scooter riders. Fuck all of them wave, miserable wankers!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Lie is too serious, but not as serious as death. Pass on the right hand side.

[ducatilover]

many uses of an hd? sell them to inadequately intelligent brand namers?:done:

entertain ment system? you can push it over [itll drop an inch the rest on its pegs.

:ride: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger:

[scumdog]

many uses of an hd? sell them to inadequately intelligent brand namers?:done:

entertain ment system? you can push it over [itll drop an inch the rest on its pegs.

:ride: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger:

Nah, the one thing on a H-D that is tops is its side-stand - true!
Never need bits of wood or cans under the stand on a H-D when you prak on grass.

Somehow all the 'imitation' H-Ds have always failed to duplicate that:scratch:

And H-Ds ARE entertainment just by being there:yeah:

[Troll]

Nah, the one thing on a H-D that is tops is its side-stand - true!
Never need bits of wood or cans under the stand on a H-D when you prak on grass.

Somehow all the 'imitation' H-Ds have always failed to duplicate that:scratch:



except that other great italian bike. moto guzzi copied the sidestand and fitted it to teh california

imitation is the sincerest form of flatery

[John]

yeah i am a cager hence i hate wank sprots bike riders
biatch

poo aww

[ducatilover]

so what if harleys have good side stands? they still dont handle nor are they powerfull for their size! and i dont think theyre comfy at all. are you sure they even have side stands? cos when you lean them over they just ret on the pegs:lol:

[scumdog]

so what if harleys have good side stands? they still dont handle nor are they powerfull for their size! and i dont think theyre comfy at all. are you sure they even have side stands? cos when you lean them over they just ret on the pegs:lol:

So what if 'all others' handle and have lots of power for their size? they still don't have good side stands!

As for comfort, (and the above too) exactly how many km HAVE you ridden on any H-D? :spudwhat: :wait:

(And BTW I'm not the type to throw a bike around too much on the twisty bits but my tyres are still worn right around to the edge of the shoulders - for what it's worth)


So enjoy what you ride and how you ride it!!:woohoo:

[ducatilover]

So what if 'all others' handle and have lots of power for their size? they still don't have good side stands!

As for comfort, (and the above too) exactly how many km HAVE you ridden on any H-D? :spudwhat: :wait:

(And BTW I'm not the type to throw a bike around too much on the twisty bits but my tyres are still worn right around to the edge of the shoulders - for what it's worth)


So enjoy what you ride and how you ride it!!:woohoo:
went o wellington on an 883 sportster and i fucken hated it, i even got to ride it and it just wasnt my kind of thing so im going to be a twat and discriminate against hareleys. but if you like the side stand thats ok.
:baby: it was vibey and to upright and those bloody pegs are like attracted to the ground and the brakes were sortof ok, a wee bit better at hauling up than my gn, but i geuss that was the weight. i must admit i was impressed by how easy it was to ride

[Motu]

My wife had a Harley with the worst sidestand I've ever seen - it had a spear point on the end.Parking on grass was out of the question,and even on hot tarseal it would just sink through and dump the bike on it's side.Bloody crazy idea for a trail bike!

[Pixie]

Nah, the one thing on a H-D that is tops is its side-stand - true!
Never need bits of wood or cans under the stand on a H-D when you prak on grass.

Somehow all the 'imitation' H-Ds have always failed to duplicate that:scratch:

And H-Ds ARE entertainment just by being there:yeah:
So the best part of an HD is something you use when it's stationary?

[scumdog]

So the best part of an HD is something you use when it's stationary?

See? entertaining again!

And no, the stand is the WORST part, it all gets better from there!!

[Lou Girardin]

Criticising Harleys for not being sprotbikes says more about the critic than the bike.
If I had to cover 1500 k's in a day I'd rather have an Ultra than any sprotbike.

[ducatilover]

If I had to cover 1500 k's in a day I'd rather have an Ultra than any sprotbike.
and i would rather do it on a sportsbike, its a personal preference

[Motu]

Heh,heh...brave words.Do it a few times in the company of cruisers and you might change your mind.....or at least next trip you might have more pressing business...or some other excuse.

[ducatilover]

i have a severely damaged spine and fucked nerves, i find an upright position extremely painfull and sitting in a cage also gives my alot of pain just by how im siting, but on a sporty bike with low bars/clipons i dont have these problems as my arms/wrists and hips take the pressure of my spine:cool:

[imdying]

and i would rather do it on a sportsbike, its a personal preferenceHahahahahaha, now you're showing your (lack of) age. You'll be regretting that decision well after the cruisers have well, cruised... You definitely have to ride some more bikes before making that judgement. After a few big jaunts you'll have well lost your desire for pose on long trips. Sportsbikes have a place, but chewing up 1000km in a day sure ain't it.

[imdying]

i have a severely damaged spine and fucked nerves, i find an upright position extremely painfull and sitting in a cage also gives my alot of pain just by how im siting, but on a sporty bike with low bars/clipons i dont have these problems as my arms/wrists and hips take the pressure of my spine:cool:Heh, wonder if the chopper GN caused that ;)

[ducatilover]

Heh, wonder if the chopper GN caused that ;)
nah but all my push bike/bmx and motorbike injuries combined may have something to do with it, and my naturally twisted spine hmmm:mellow:

[terbang]

I like all bikes and have even done a bit of riding on a Harley and I didn't find the experience remarkable at all. In fact after my own bikes it felt very lazy and clumsy and the price tag was rediculous for such old technology covered up with chrome. So I wouldn't spend my money on one at all and it didn't seem any more comfortable than anything else I had ridden.

[Lou Girardin]

and i would rather do it on a sportsbike, its a personal preference

I bet you couldn't. (at least, not without a chiro waiting at the other end)

[bladez]

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(And BTW I'm not the type to throw a bike around too much on the twisty bits but my tyres are still worn right around to the edge of the shoulders - for what it's worth)

:[/QUOTE]
thats because ya tyres are not for leaning but for going in a straight line even i could get a h-d tyre to bead on the ends just by going down a long straight:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Skyryder]

And not all Politicians are liars.:laugh: :laugh:

Yep that's funny. :clap: :clap: :clap:

Skyryder

[ducatilover]

I bet you couldn't. (at least, not without a chiro waiting at the other end)
youd be suprised at how i find a sport bike comfy, the only problem would be a hard seat but my bros650 doesnt have a hard seat untill get the race tailsection fitted

[Lazy7]

had my fuel tap turned off by a couple of hardly riders when i stopped at a gassy to take a piss. that was really funny when i ran out of gas during an overtaking manouver on the open road. :eek:

[ducatilover]

when i got my bros650 i had to switch to reserve and geuss what? i didnt switch it over properly [fuckwit] and couldnt figure out what was wrong.:mellow: :tugger:

[ajturbo]

You have round-abouts in Dunedin?? I s'pose you have electricity & running water these days too!!:bleh:

ssssssssshhhhhhhhh.. don't get them all excited

[ducatilover]

ssssssssshhhhhhhhh.. don't get them all excited
you have running water in himitangi? must be nearly as flash as eketahuna now. hey i have an uncle or two over himitangi way