Poos going to the city....again....**gulp**

[cowpoos]

Right o kiddies....I'm cuming up to orchland on friday nite....got a date with loose bruce to give him a hell frickin learn at taupo....then I'm cruzin up to catch up wif a number of you fellas that I do know and hopefully some I don't...

so as I'm a useless tard....where are we gunna hav drinkies [U can get tui in auckland..eh?]....where am I sleeping....and whats for breakfast?

So drinkies on friday nite and sat nite.....then I'll piss off?

any questions?

[Grahameeboy]

Right o kiddies....I'm cuming up to orchland on friday nite....got a date with loose bruce to give him a hell frickin learn at taupo....then I'm cruzin up to catch up wif a number of you fellas that I do know and hopefully some I don't...

so as I'm a useless tard....where are we gunna hav drinkies [U can get tui in auckland..eh?]....where am I sleeping....and whats for breakfast?

So drinkies on friday nite and sat nite.....then I'll piss off?

any questions?

I can make Saturday nites dear.....

[inlinefour]

I gotta question, why go to dorkland when you can come down to the naki? Have all the NZ beers, even that lion red shyte...:shit:

[Riff Raff]

I gotta question, why go to dorkland when you can come down to the naki? Have all the NZ beers, even that lion red shyte...:shit:
Cos most of the really cool people are in Auckland!!!

Might have to go and invest in some ear muffs if Poos is gonna be up here to prevent his saliva entering my ear canal.

[cowpoos]

Cos most of the really cool people are in Auckland!!!

Might have to go and invest in some ear muffs if Poos is gonna be up here to prevent his saliva entering my ear canal.

sweet....so u still gunna let me grab ya butt dear? and tell WT to tidy him self up a bit....shave off that goatie...he gave me beard rash last time I saw him!

[inlinefour]

Cos most of the really cool people are in Auckland!!!

Might have to go and invest in some ear muffs if Poos is gonna be up here to prevent his saliva entering my ear canal.

Is that cool or delusional? I see that dorklad has the biggest psychiatric unit in NZ, might be why?

























(pt), have a good one poos and everyone have one for me. Will be that way in a few weeks and hope to at least catch up with WINJA and whoever else is lurking...

[cowpoos]

I gotta question, why go to dorkland when you can come down to the naki? Have all the NZ beers, even that lion red shyte...:shit:

I'll be coming over soon lad....I think dover is gunna come too.....shauns gunna shout free piss and food and let me sleep in his daughters room.....and give me a tyre for some burnouts...and then I'll go learn sensei....and dovers gunna crash his bike again...as its been a while!

[SwanTiger]

I'd like to meet the famous KB Homo in the flesh.

This would be a good excuse for Kittie to come down.

Oh, I know where you can stay too, Markauckland has a spare bed...

[inlinefour]

I'll be coming over soon lad....I think dover is gunna come too.....shauns gunna shout free piss and food and let me sleep in his daughters room.....and give me a tyre for some burnouts...and then I'll go learn sensei....and dovers gunna crash his bike again...as its been a while!

I look forward to catching up with the dover and ya. Might want to practice though if your going to take on sensei...:devil2:

[aff-man]

Right so what nights were those again... Gotta explain to the GF why she has to live in a fall-out shelter for a few days.

[Fishy]

I might make a trip up to town to catch ya Poo's or ya can stop in at the farm on your way back home?.. up to you bro.

[cowpoos]

okay......friday nite is sorted..I'm crashin with dover and vix..we're getting pissed on the beach at Arkles Bay.....anyone and everyone can come....bout 7:30 ish on wards....BYO
someone has to get me some frickin TUI though....make an effort....should be able to find floor space for a few twats who need to crash some where! so bring a sleeping bag or a blanket or what ever...

so whos gunna pick me up a box of tui and watch me drink it all [box = min of 18...preffer 24 thou]

[NotaGoth]

This would be a good excuse for Kittie to come down.




aww gosh darnit i was so keen to play with i mean meat mr poos too. *can't make it* and some know why.. another time maybe. and i was really looking forward to that backrub mr poos offered me :rolleyes:

[Grahameeboy]

I might make a trip up to town to catch ya Poo's or ya can stop in at the farm on your way back home?.. up to you bro.

Welcome to crash out at my place Saturday

[Grahameeboy]

aww gosh darnit i was so keen to play with i mean meat mr poos too. *can't make it* and some know why.. another time maybe. and i was really looking forward to that backrub mr poos offered me :rolleyes:

Just leaves more chance for us boys...............

[NotaGoth]

Just leaves more chance for us boys...............

Leaves no chance. I got my eye on mr poos, and poosy woosy only.:buggerd:

[Grahameeboy]

Leaves no chance. I got my eye on mr poos, and poosy woosy only.:buggerd:

I'l give you some stiffer competition though...........

[NotaGoth]

I'l give you some stiffer competition though...........


*checkZ*.. nope definately limper.. ;)

[Grahameeboy]

*checkZ*.. nope definately limper.. ;)

funny that........but I am also sighing with relief too.........

[NotaGoth]

funny that........but I am also sighing with relief too.........


Don't worry you ain't the only one sighing with relief. *whipeZ* brow. Phew. Now back to poos in the city :p

[cowpoos]

right you two...Kittie and GB...this thread ain't going to PD....so go play in porn thread.....if it ends up in PD your both gunna get a hell slap!!! got it...

now kittie get back in the kitchen....and GB....go back and work on your kiddy fiddling website....

[Grahameeboy]

right you two...Kittie and GB...this thread ain't going to PD....so go play in porn thread.....if it ends up in PD your both gunna get a hell slap!!! got it...

now kittie get back in the kitchen....and GB....go back and work on your kiddy fiddling website....

I think I should red rep you for that one being a sensitive soul with a disabled Daughter.............I hope you feel guilty as the Family Court could be spying on this site and I could lose custody...........:crybaby:

[Fishy]

okay......friday nite is sorted..I'm crashin with dover and vix..we're getting pissed on the beach at Arkles Bay.....anyone and everyone can come....bout 7:30 ish on wards....BYO
someone has to get me some frickin TUI though....make an effort....should be able to find floor space for a few twats who need to crash some where! so bring a sleeping bag or a blanket or what ever...

so whos gunna pick me up a box of tui and watch me drink it all [box = min of 18...preffer 24 thou]


All good Poo's, I'll be there...I wonder if Sarah would mind carrying a box of tui on the way to the beach??


GB I might take you up on the offer and crash at yours afterwards..

[Fishy]

So is anyone else riding up there? Arkles Bay, thats up near Whangaparoa isn't it???

[cowpoos]

I think I should red rep you for that one being a sensitive soul with a disabled Daughter.............I hope you feel guilty as the Family Court could be spying on this site and I could lose custody...........:crybaby:

well come give me a good spanking on friday nite....

[Grahameeboy]

All good Poo's, I'll be there...I wonder if Sarah would mind carrying a box of tui on the way to the beach??


GB I might take you up on the offer and crash at yours afterwards..

Let me know eh.......Friday is cool.....I have Nats who does wake a few times but your rom is far enough away and my Sister never got disturbed and I will just have to be quite at 6....if I am lucky.

Saturday ya can make as much noises as you like....I drive and stay sober....

[cowpoos]

So is anyone else riding up there? Arkles Bay, thats up near Whangaparoa isn't it???

me....I am....




is ya misses coming?

[Grahameeboy]

well come give me a good spanking on friday nite....

can't cause I have Natalie......but up for it Saturday

[Fishy]

is ya misses coming?

Yeah mate I'm sure I can get her to come along.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

We are just around the corner from there so we will try to make it.Maybe we can have a few bikes shot around to my place and do a few wheelies up the road.:apint:

[The_Dover]

I'll do a few wheelies up and down your road.

Maybe I can launch a front wheel or some other gixxer parts into the neighbours garden, or through their front window to really piss them off.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I'll do a few wheelies up and down your road.

Maybe I can launch a front wheel or some other gixxer parts into the neighbours garden, or through their front window to really piss them off.
Hay mate i would only have to fart to piss my neighbours off so i might as well go the hole hogg.now of the subject what are you doing in the sin bin again or have you not come out yet and if not how long do they keep you there.

[cowpoos]

We are just around the corner from there so we will try to make it.Maybe we can have a few bikes shot around to my place and do a few wheelies up the road.:apint:

oh so i can meet ya neigbours???

[Fishy]

Ok soft cocks, who from Auck is gonna come and have a few beers with Poo's.

[Grahameeboy]

I can only make Saturday but up for it

[cowpoos]

Ok soft cocks, who from Auck is gonna come and have a few beers with Poo's.

a few are cumin....alot are just poofters....

[Finn]

So where is everybody meeting up on Saturday?

[Grahameeboy]

a few are cumin....alot are just poofters....

What is wrong with poofters......I can only make Satuday ya old tart.......ya scared ya woos....

[Grahameeboy]

So where is everybody meeting up on Saturday?

They only seem to be talking about Friday it seems but it is getting confusing.....maybe we shall just have a party without CowPoos.....all he wants to do is fart around a beach.....and play sand castles...

[cowpoos]

I can only make Satuday ya old tart

ummm....saturday its very very likely I'm gunna be catchin up with a few other top buggars...so you mite hav to get a babe sitter?

or catch up with me again after frosty's ledgendary trackday III...when I'm coming up again most likely...for alil longer and do some rides

[R6_kid]

chunky bum and myself will be in attendance, probably both nights too. Supply of tui... will have to see about it but its a possibility.

[Grahameeboy]

ummm....saturday its very very likely I'm gunna be catchin up with a few other top buggars...so you mite hav to get a babe sitter?

or catch up with me again after frosty's ledgendary trackday III...when I'm coming up again most likely...for alil longer and do some rides

Okay, my folks are in UK so no one (given Nats disability) to babysit so will have to wait to your next visit buddy.......

[Fishy]

Ok heres the plan....

Friday Poos is coming up from Taupo and is gonna meet me and whoever else wants to come along at Mission Bay then ride up to Arkles Bay from there.

De Fontein will do as they have Hogaarden!. I will be there from about 6pm and Poos will be arriving at around 7:30 - 8ish depending on when he leaves Taupo and giving LB the learn.

So put down your latte's and come give him a...... well whatever you want to give him, a beer, a spanking, or whatever else you might want to do to him. Here's your chance.

[SwanTiger]

So put down your latte's and come give him a...... well whatever you want to give him, a beer, a spanking, or whatever else you might want to do to him. Here's your chance.

I was hoping he'd bring his missus up, we've got a spare paddock.

[Fishy]

He might find a new one up here.......

[SwanTiger]

Nah, I don't like his chances, I think he has enough trouble getting a horny dog to fuck his leg let alone a sheep or the very occasional woman.

Will most likely see you guys at the beach.

Fucken Tui drinkers, Cowpoos you need to head up to Dargahole, you'll find plenty of Tui whores around said hole.

[BuFfY]

He might find a new one up here.......

I have heard there are some lovely ladies up this way.... *points to herself* :D

[Fishy]

hahaha careful..... he may end up at your place instead of Dover's

[BuFfY]

hahaha careful..... he may end up at your place instead of Dover's

Hmm... yeah, good point.....:devil2:

[Fishy]

So you're gonna make an appearance then... I'm sure Poo's will be very pleased to meat a few local girls.

[vixter]

So you're gonna make an appearance then... I'm sure Poo's will be very pleased to meat a few local girls.

hey im a local girl and we dont mind sharing!!!

[Grahameeboy]

hey im a local girl and we dont mind sharing!!!

Yep we know you don't mind..............

[Grahameeboy]

Can't ya make it Saturday..........please please....I have mitigating circumstances...

[vixter]

okay......friday nite is sorted..I'm crashin with dover and vix..we're getting pissed on the beach at Arkles Bay.....anyone and everyone can come....bout 7:30 ish on wards....BYO
someone has to get me some frickin TUI though....make an effort....should be able to find floor space for a few twats who need to crash some where! so bring a sleeping bag or a blanket or what ever...

so whos gunna pick me up a box of tui and watch me drink it all [box = min of 18...preffer 24 thou]

buy ya bloody own cheap skate
it tastes like piss anyway!!!!!!!

[vixter]

Yep we know you don't mind..............


we gotta do what the boss wants come up ya can stay at ours

[vixter]

We are just around the corner from there so we will try to make it.Maybe we can have a few bikes shot around to my place and do a few wheelies up the road.:apint:

any chance of borrowing a bike

[Grahameeboy]

we gotta do what the boss wants come up ya can stay at ours

I cannot as I have Nats and my folks in UK so no suitable babysitters and anyway, I could not stay for same reason......bugger

[Grahameeboy]

any chance of borrowing a bike

No........................:Offtopic:

[vixter]

Can't ya make it Saturday..........please please....I have mitigating circumstances...

i may have mackenzie yet so bring her along

[vixter]

No........................:Offtopic:


fucker even dover hides his keys from me

[Grahameeboy]

i may have mackenzie yet so bring her along

I wish it was that simple but Natalie's disability requires a few extra things......standing frame being one which is very important and she has swimming Sat am which is also important theraphy......mind you the thought of her chasing after CowPoos in her powered wheelchair is tempting.......could bring all gear up in car but.....next time make it a Saturday..

[Grahameeboy]

fucker even dover hides his keys from me

You mean Bike keys don't you................

[vixter]

I wish it was that simple but Natalie's disability requires a few extra things......standing frame being one which is very important and she has swimming Sat am which is also important theraphy......mind you the thought of her chasing after CowPoos in her powered wheelchair is tempting.......could bring all gear up in car but.....next time make it a Saturday..

farjk she will be ok there will be plenty of entertainment

[vixter]

You mean Bike keys don't you................


er yeah dont know why really im not that bad a rider!!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

any chance of borrowing a bike
which one do you wan't the busa,honda or the aprillia.

[boomer]

i'll meet you down the bays at some point!

[cowpoos]

Ok heres the plan....

Friday Poos is coming up from Taupo and is gonna meet me and whoever else wants to come along at Mission Bay then ride up to Arkles Bay from there.

De Fontein will do as they have Hogaarden!. I will be there from about 6pm and Poos will be arriving at around 7:30 - 8ish depending on when he leaves Taupo and giving LB the learn.

So put down your latte's and come give him a...... well whatever you want to give him, a beer, a spanking, or whatever else you might want to do to him. Here's your chance.

yep.....listen to camp mom here.....tis whats happening....hav quite a few PMs...and sounds like theres gunna be a gud turn out...

and yeah....come give me a good spanking!

[cowpoos]

I was hoping he'd bring his missus up, we've got a spare paddock.

I'm not gunna shake ur hand I'm gunna squeeze your nuts....and don't think I'm jokin ya cheeki monkey

[cowpoos]

hey im a local girl and we dont mind sharing!!!

sorry luv I told ya I don't like fat chicks

[cowpoos]

buy ya bloody own cheap skate
it tastes like piss anyway!!!!!!!

carefull lass....I think it best you get me a box of tui to prevent me postin some pics I hav?

[cowpoos]

I have heard there are some lovely ladies up this way.... *points to herself* :D

well.....how yooou doin?

[cowpoos]

I'll turn up one of the two nights. See you there poos.

oh.....just PMed you....lol

[Nicksta]

Would have been interesting to meet the infamous Poos... but i'm otherwise occupied this weekend.... next time ay....

[SwanTiger]

which one do you wan't the busa,honda or the aprillia.

Your my new best friend. Whats your address?

Cowpoos, what fucken time will your lard arse be arriving at Arkles Bay and on what contraption will you be arriving in or on?

[SwanTiger]

I wish it was that simple but Natalie's disability requires a few extra things......standing frame being one which is very important and she has swimming Sat am which is also important theraphy......mind you the thought of her chasing after CowPoos in her powered wheelchair is tempting.......could bring all gear up in car but.....next time make it a Saturday..

Why don't you just bring her up for the evening and then head back later on? Its not like this clown is going to be very entertaining anyway, more than likely he'll be pissed within half an hour and start looking for a sheep to settle down with for the night.

[cowpoos]

Cowpoos, what fucken time will your lard arse be arriving at Arkles Bay and on what contraption will you be arriving in or on?

about 7:30-8 [I think] on my fxr150

[SwanTiger]

Sweeeeeeet

[Toast]

Sweet, I'll be there...maybe a little late, but at least that way I won't be the most wasted at any stage (I hope).

Are we gonna have a bonfire? Is that legal?

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Are we gonna have a bonfire? Is that legal?[/QUOTE]
Shit mate we are talking about rodney district council here where you have to get there permission to fart

[Fishy]

fucker even dover hides his keys from me

Dover should really hide his keys from himself.

[Toast]

Are we gonna have a bonfire? Is that legal?
Shit mate we are talking about rodney district council here where you have to get there permission to fart[/QUOTE]

Hmmm, ok, exhaust gases to keep us warn in to the night then..should be a nice symphony too...hey there's an idea, we can even have a bike orchestra...ok, maybe not.

[SwanTiger]

Bonfire? Now there is an idea. Pity that the beach happened to be Arkles Bay otherwise this would be a possibility.

BP is right about the council though, the fire would only be going for 10 minutes before some wanker resident in the area called the police and fire brigade claiming we were executing an acient sacrafice of a goat or some shit.

Its extremely easy to stir shit out that way, unfortunately if you decide to run from the Police there is only ONE road out of the place...

[cowpoos]

righty ho...packed me sack...cleaned me bike [pushed it outta the garage coz its raining...] and I'm f'ing off to hawkesbay in the morning...via bike shop for a new rear hoop on the rim and a lube...and I see a all when I get there after kickin loose bruces arse all around taupo...[keystone will probally give me a learn though...and i'm lookin forward to that :love: ]

seeya's soon

[Fishy]

Hey people, don't forget that Mr Poo's will be gracing us all with his presence tonight,

See you down at Mission Bay in De Fontein from 6pm onwards.

Come down and give him a kick in the nuts, he'll love you for it!.

[Cibby]

Hey people, don't forget that Mr Poo's will be gracing us all with his presence tonight,

See you down at Mission Bay in De Fontein from 6pm onwards.

Come down and give him a kick in the nuts, he'll love you for it!.


Mr Slayer Sir, as i brutally destroyed my bike on rocks, may i please bring my cage????

See you there :)

[Fishy]

Mr Slayer Sir, as i brutally destroyed my bike on rocks, may i please bring my cage????

See you there :)

Of course you can bring your cage Rach..... as long as you wear your helmet while driving it :apumpin: hehe

[Postie]

Of course you can bring your cage Rach..... as long as you wear your helmet while driving it :apumpin: hehe
i'll be in the passanger seat............ Lord knows i'll be wearing mine.....

[Grahameeboy]

i'll be in the passanger seat............ Lord knows i'll be wearing mine.....

Yep it always pays to have protection when in the car with Cibby......now where is the recline handle......:baby:

[Fishy]

i'll be in the passanger seat............ Lord knows i'll be wearing mine.....

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :killingme :killingme :rofl: :rofl:

[Cibby]

i'll be in the passanger seat............ Lord knows i'll be wearing mine.....


what was that honey?? you wanted to walk????


:)

[Grahameeboy]

what was that honey?? you wanted to walk????


:)

I guess that by the time you finish with him he may not be able to walk........

[Postie]

I guess that by the time you finish with him he may not be able to walk........

maybe not, but Cibby will have sore hands again........

[Toast]

Hey, we're still meeting up at Arkle's Bay in the evening, right?

[Grahameeboy]

maybe not, but Cibby will have sore hands again........

....wrist or hands...............

[The_Dover]

Yeah, piss up is still on. Weather should be ok too.

Bring yer own honda for the bonfire........(or a cruiser)

[Fishy]

Hey, we're still meeting up at Arkle's Bay in the evening, right?

Yep thats right.

We will be leaving mission bay once Poos arrives (around 7:30 - 8ish)

[Fishy]

Yeah, piss up is still on. Weather should be ok too.

Bring yer own honda for the bonfire........(or a cruiser)

Sweet as Ben, I'll make sure the tank is full of 98, should keep everyone warm for a while.

Right I'm off bitches. Catch you all down Mission Bay!.

[Finn]

Sweet as Ben, I'll make sure the tank is full of 98, should keep everyone warm for a while.

Right I'm off bitches. Catch you all down Mission Bay!.

Wait, where is this place we're meeting at Mission Bay. I'll try to get there.

[Postie]

Yeah, piss up is still on. Weather should be ok too.

Bring yer own honda for the bonfire........(or a cruiser)

why? are we burning a witch?

[Sparky Bills]

You lot be carefull. Ive heard some scary stuff happens when Poos get on the piss:msn-wink:

[The_Dover]

Anyone got a mobile karaoke machine and a Bette Midler CD? Mix with 8 cans of Manfurly (he rants on about Tui but is too tight to buy it!!) and you've got yerself one very scary drag cabaret!

[Toast]

Yep thats right.

We will be leaving mission bay once Poos arrives (around 7:30 - 8ish)

Sweet. Meeting my sis' at Mission Bay at 6pm. Will try to get rid of her by 8 and head up with y'all.

Can't wait to hear poos' stories about giving LB the learn.

[The_Dover]

The learn? You mean Bruce will return from Taupo with an intimate knowledge of how to milk cows and poor personal hygiene?

[Postie]

You lot be carefull. Ive heard some scary stuff happens when Poos get on the piss:msn-wink:
you've herd some scary stuff, ive seen it and it burns my eyes...... :shit:

KFC :sick: :sick: :sick:

[Crazy Steve]

I heard Winja...._ave you a whippin_....

You think hes fast....ha ha....

Crazy Steve...

[The_Dover]

You think hes fast....ha ha....


Just one "s" too many my crazy friend.

[Wellyman]

I gotta question, why go to dorkland when you can come down to the naki? Have all the NZ beers, even that lion red shyte...:shit:

You only get warm beer at a cheap price in the naki!:shit:
I heard the haven't got up with the times down there and try to keep their beers cold by hiding them under the ground or something along those lines.
WM

[SwanTiger]

I'll be waiting for the nana brigade to roll past my house then I'll head out to Arkles Bay. Anyone who doesn't know where it is, post here and I can meet you at the Silverdale Motorway turn off or somewhere around there.

[R6_kid]

you fucks must all be hungover, coz we sure as hell are!

After some pissing around with texmo, we managed to get to de fontein's late and see that there were obviously no bikes around so we headed on our way up to Arkles Bay to meet up with the rest of the motley crew.

We arrived at the beach, escorted by tex on his scooter, to find a large congregation of floosies (tristan, rayza, swanny, toast, and that oh so cute niksta). Shortly after the main suspects decided to show up and we were graced by the presence of Vixter, Dover, Buggy + missus, CaN, BusaPete and of course - the honourable Mr Cowpoos.

After a couple of boxes of tui a fair bit of funny shit started happening - bikes were being given random showers, both of water and the golden variety. I think on the night only 4 bikes escaped this honourary treatmet. I found Dover with his cock in my tail pipe (no im not kidding), taking a piss as you would expect, a few seconds later it was burnt by hot exhaust gasses, he thought i was joking :nya:

Then there were the cops, and to be honest, the cops in Whangaparoa have to be best cunts in town. Ok apart from the gay one in the paddy wagon that was giving me the eye after dover commented on my sexuality with reference to my choice of bike brand (yamaha = gay apparently)... they were all good bastards and were having a good laugh with us, I mean how often have you heard a cop say "Vicky, vicky, vicky... SHOW US YOUR TITS" over the loud speaker!?!!? The other funny moment with the cops would have to be when vixter (the ditsy blond from wigan) was chatting to one of the patrolling officers when i voice came over the radio saying "watch out for the crazy blond girl from wigan in the green top" - these cops were really good guys.

Well after a complaint from some locals (via the cops) we were on our way to dover and vixters. Some random local took texmo back to his place and returned with 8L of homebrew beer - this was demise as within an hour i was passed out on the couch, and it wasnt the best tasting beer either.

Well im gonna give up now and pass the torch to someone else... but basically to all those who didnt make the effort, you missed a bloody good one hanging with Mr Poos.

[SwanTiger]

Well im gonna give up now and pass the torch to someone else... but basically to all those who didnt make the effort, you missed a bloody good one hanging with Mr Poos.

And who got thrown in the sea :buggerd:

[R6_kid]

i did you fucker, who went home with no gloves?

Oh and cowpoos managed to get a handful of every girls ass - except for niksta, but beware because he has a goal of getting it before he goes home tomorrow.

[SwanTiger]

You needed a wash anyway, so its all good.

What is Mr. Poo's doing tonight?

[Nicksta]

i did you fucker, who went home with no gloves?

Oh and cowpoos managed to get a handful of every girls ass - except for niksta, but beware because he has a goal of getting it before he goes home tomorrow.

yeah? good luck with that i say... he doesnt know where i live....

Was a good night... nice to be back on the FXR for a blat down the motorway... you forgot to mention the FXR vs Scooter.... with the all so memorable start.... my heart hasnt started beating yet...
nice to catch up with you all again, even if it was for just a short while...

[R6_kid]

yeah? good luck with that i say... he doesnt know where i live....

Was a good night... nice to be back on the FXR for a blat down the motorway... you forgot to mention the FXR vs Scooter.... with the all so memorable start.... my heart hasnt started beating yet...
nice to catch up with you all again, even if it was for just a short while...

I told him your address sorry nic, tristin txt it to me...sorry!

[Nicksta]

I told him your address sorry nic, tristin txt it to me...sorry!

so much for the witness protection programme.....:slap:

[Toast]

Was a good night... nice to be back on the FXR for a blat down the motorway... you forgot to mention the FXR vs Scooter.... with the all so memorable start....

haha...yeah that was a highlight. I have never seen an FXR get the front wheel that high...all intended, obviously (was Gareth wasn't it?)

[Cibby]

bloody hell Gareth, me and postie was there to!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously thou, even thou i was the sober driver, i still had fun, nice to meet everyone new,

the highlight for me had to have been being run over by a drunk texmo doing an off centre wheelie into me,

Its ok tex, i landed on my already sore body parts,

Mint to see you again mr poos, but just leave my postie alone dammit!!! :)

[Nicksta]

haha...yeah that was a highlight. I have never seen an FXR get the front wheel that high...all intended, obviously (was Gareth wasn't it?)

yeah.... it was pretty crazy... no it was another rider.... dont know if i can name names... ;)
i wouldnt let Gareth ride my baby... i'm not crazy....

[Crazy Steve]

updates...please....

if...there...on..it..a_ain....im...there....

cra z y...steve

[Crazy Steve]

woooooooow.........three...more...to.._o

crazy...steve

[Toast]

the highlight for me had to have been being run over by a drunk texmo doing an off centre wheelie into me,

Its ok tex, i landed on my already sore body parts,

Just heard about this from ol' Mr Skid....damn I left too early.

Did anyone hit Mr Skid btw? He can't remember.

[Nicksta]

not that i remember.... but he did worry a bit about the FXR and scooter...

[bugjuice]

well me n lady bug had fun.. My bike got the shower of the water variety and barely escaped the golden flavour. Dover was already into the flow, just his aiming was a little off. So I quickly raced over with my key, fired it up, and the bike showed him a taste (literally) of his own medicine.

the whole night was funny.. I even managed a 3some on my bike!! Now that was interesting. My nuts took a real beating tho, kinda saw the day after..

Anyway, some shots of the night. Be warned, there's one that might scar your eyes for life..

[Riff Raff]

Well Mr Poos is on his way back down south now in this glorious weather we're having. A fun night was had in da bronx in his company, starting with some fantastic displays of pit bike riding (and crashing) by NC and WT, some knee down action on the quad by poos, and some minimoto action. And then it all got a bit messy...

[Riff Raff]

Man this weather sucks.. hey what about the boxing match beteen poos and tex? Mint right hander tex. Hows your eye today?
His eyes fine, but where's your concern for my foot eh? Handy tip folks - when WT, Grunta and Cowpoos are playing bike soccer, make sure you're a long way away from Cowpoos on the quad - having your foot run over then Poos' knee and all the weight behind it firmly planted on your foot is not my idea of fun!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

you fucks must all be hungover, coz we sure as hell are!


Well after a complaint from some locals (via the cops) we were on our way to dover and vixters. Some random local took texmo back to his place and returned with 8L of homebrew beer - this was demise as within an hour i was passed out on the couch, and it wasnt the best tasting beer either.



good thing mr skid was there to put you to bed and tuck you in.Don't understand why it took him so long:grouphug:

[BuFfY]

Anyway, some shots of the night. Be warned, there's one that might scar your eyes for life..

Ewww do not tell me that is Dover and Mr Poos?!! Can neither of them get any female attention? Or do they just prefer each others company?? hmmmm
That is just wrong!!

[SwanTiger]

And how come you never showed your face?

Evidently, Poo's got so desperate he had to fuck Dover at the end of the night.

[BuFfY]

And how come you never showed your face?

Evidently, Poo's got so desperate he had to fuck Dover at the end of the night.

Ended up playing nurse.... My sister got her 4 wisdom teeth out so I was being nice and looked after her.
Maybe I should have come just to help out Mr Poos huh...

[Riff Raff]

Ewww do not tell me that is Dover and Mr Poos?!!
Our Mr Poos is a bit of a slut luv, and, well to be honest, he's a bit disturbed. He pashed WT a couple of times last night, and also at Deano's wedding a few weeks ago. He's a strange lad!

[Nicksta]

wow, interesting pics..... i thought Poos was that way inclined....
sounds like he had an eventful weekend... gat any numbers Poos?

[texmo]

Man this weather sucks.. hey what about the boxing match beteen poos and tex? Mint right hander tex. Hows your eye today?
My eye is sweet mate im fine I enjoyed giving that farm boy the learn when it comes to fighting, I wanted to keep going but the soft cock took his gloves off and sat down. Poos you owe me $10 mate

[BuFfY]

Our Mr Poos is a bit of a slut luv, and, well to be honest, he's a bit disturbed. He pashed WT a couple of times last night, and also at Deano's wedding a few weeks ago. He's a strange lad!

I guess he was just a lil bit excited about all the people around him huh.... and maybe a bad case of beer goggles... even though Dover isn't very feminine!
I did suggest a private meeting to work out some of his frustation... I thought it was the least I could do...

[texmo]

poo sets off home.

[vixter]

why? are we burning a witch?


nah she didnt show up!!

[Cibby]

I did suggest a private meeting to work out some of his frustation... I thought it was the least I could do...


ha.. you should be proud of yourself.. that has to be the first time he has every turned a women/sheep down....

:laugh: :killingme

[Sparky Bills]

MMMM, Very interesting Mr Poos.
I dont know what to say...
Im shocked! But not surprised:rofl:

[vixter]

ha.. you should be proud of yourself.. that has to be the first time he has every turned a women/sheep down....

:laugh: :killingme

poos turned someone down fck dhe must be ugly!

[Mr Skid]

good thing mr skid was there to put you to bed and tuck you in.Don't understand why it took him so long:grouphug:Anyone else able to fill me in on what I got up to?

I hope I didn't offend anyone on Friday.

[cowpoos]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=556929#post556929

[R6_kid]

Anyone else able to fill me in on what I got up to?

I hope I didn't offend anyone on Friday.

i punched you, and cowpoo's threw ya over the fence (im serious)

[The_Dover]

and Texmo gave you a reach around.

[Sniper]

Sweet jesus, you bastards sound like a bloody rowdy bunch up there.

[texmo]

and Texmo gave you a reach around.
If he cant rember it didnt happen.

[R6_kid]

If he cant rember it didnt happen.

but tex, he *wants* to remember :shifty:

[cowpoos]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=557447#post557447

[cowpoos]

well me n lady bug had fun.. My bike got the shower of the water variety and barely escaped the golden flavour. Dover was already into the flow, just his aiming was a little off. So I quickly raced over with my key, fired it up, and the bike showed him a taste (literally) of his own medicine.

the whole night was funny.. I even managed a 3some on my bike!! Now that was interesting. My nuts took a real beating tho, kinda saw the day after..

Anyway, some shots of the night. Be warned, there's one that might scar your eyes for life..

don't believe those pics people....its all photoshopped....pifffft

[SwanTiger]

i punched you, and cowpoo's threw ya over the fence (im serious)

This is true Skiddie, however you didn't quite get all the way over the fence.

Thanks for the blow job though, much apreciated. :wavey: