Sign Language...

[_Gina_]

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a
handsaw, and spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.

He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.

The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st Floor and shouts, " What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!"

The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you.......




I'm coming."

[ZeroIndex]

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a
handsaw, and spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.

He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.

The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st Floor and shouts, " What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!"

The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you.......




I'm coming."






BWA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

Green rep for finding that damn amusing read... that joke definitely has a 'definite' punch-line

[MidnightMike]

Bwahahaha, excellent, change your text colour though. :dodge:

[Back Fire]

:killingme

[Swoop]

Bwahahaha, excellent, change your text colour though. :dodge:
2nd that!...

[SPman]

Two guys are working on a building site. They are 16 floors up when one needs a leak. He cant be bothered going all the way down to the toilets at the bottom on the building, so his mate says, "look, I'll stand on this end of this here plank, you walk out to the end, and do your thing". So they do so. While the first guy is midway through, the lunch hooter rings..............and his mate steps off the plank !!
A couple of weeks later, a frenchman, an aussie and a kiwi are in a bar, talking about which nationality is keener on women, and the lengths they go to.
The frenchman says " It ees ze french! We wine them and dine them, we write love poems, and worship them"
The aussie replies, " Nah mate, its us aussies. We go out on the piss 3-4-5 times a week, spend all our pay trying to look good to score the ladies"
The kiwi replies, "Jeez, that’s nothing. Couple of weeks ago, I was walking past a building site, watching these two gorgeous women walk past in low cut tops, and suddenly, out of nowhere, a guy falls out of the sky, with his hand on his dick , yelling " cuuuunt "!!!!!!!!!!

[ZeroIndex]

Two guys are working on a building site. They are 16 floors up when one needs a leak. He cant be bothered going all the way down to the toilets at the bottom on the building, so his mate says, "look, I'll stand on this end of this here plank, you walk out to the end, and do your thing". So they do so. While the first guy is midway through, the lunch hooter rings..............and his mate steps off the plank !!
A couple of weeks later, a frenchman, an aussie and a kiwi are in a bar, talking about which nationality is keener on women, and the lengths they go to.
The frenchman says " It ees ze french! We wine them and dine them, we write love poems, and worship them"
The aussie replies, " Nah mate, its us aussies. We go out on the piss 3-4-5 times a week, spend all our pay trying to look good to score the ladies"
The kiwi replies, "Jeez, that’s nothing. Couple of weeks ago, I was walking past a building site, watching these two gorgeous women walk past in low cut tops, and suddenly, out of nowhere, a guy falls out of the sky, with his hand on his dick , yelling " cuuuunt "!!!!!!!!!!
F**KING LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I first read that as two separate jokes (well, i only read the first part and tried to make sense of it), and sorry to punch a massive hole in the joke, but surely a plank of wood at the top of a building site would be bolted down? why would they do the whole cartoon walk the plank thing? as most guys (well, at least me), would walk to the edge of the building, and just piss off it (have actually done that back in south africa)

but anyway, green rep is on the way for that really good laugh

[Coyote]

1st joke: Ewwww, still a laugh though

2nd joke: :killingme genius

[_Gina_]

Bwahahaha, excellent, change your text colour though. :dodge:
I copied and pasted text? Looked black to me but now I look it is kinda grey?!!?


Gg

[Waylander]

Switch over to darkside and see what you can see. Or rather not see lol.

[ZeroIndex]

Switch over to darkside and see what you can see. Or rather not see lol.
mine's on lightside, and it just looks like black Courier New font

[Lias]

Two guys are working on a building site. They are 16 floors up when one needs a leak. He cant be bothered going all the way down to the toilets at the bottom on the building, so his mate says, "look, I'll stand on this end of this here plank, you walk out to the end, and do your thing". So they do so. While the first guy is midway through, the lunch hooter rings..............and his mate steps off the plank !!
A couple of weeks later, a frenchman, an aussie and a kiwi are in a bar, talking about which nationality is keener on women, and the lengths they go to.
The frenchman says " It ees ze french! We wine them and dine them, we write love poems, and worship them"
The aussie replies, " Nah mate, its us aussies. We go out on the piss 3-4-5 times a week, spend all our pay trying to look good to score the ladies"
The kiwi replies, "Jeez, that’s nothing. Couple of weeks ago, I was walking past a building site, watching these two gorgeous women walk past in low cut tops, and suddenly, out of nowhere, a guy falls out of the sky, with his hand on his dick , yelling " cuuuunt "!!!!!!!!!!

A variation of my alltime favourite joke :-)

[Sniper]

Brillaint jokes guys

[Fishy]

Hahaha very good!. :niceone:

[marie_speeds]

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his penis and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

[marie_speeds]

I have not yet read every joke in this section :blink:

[SMOKEU]

as most guys (well, at least me), would walk to the edge of the building, and just piss off it (have actually done that back in south africa)


Haha, I've done the same thing in South Africa! Just piss on a kaffir below!