Australian love story

[Korumba]

Daryl is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when he sees

his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Daryl slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the blazes d'ya

think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'Day Daryl."

"You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. "Shazza", he

says......... "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but you're

a real sport too!"

and drives off...

[froggyfrenchman]

not too bad, in a strange aussie way

[Madness]

Jack & Jill were playing around one Sunday afternoon. Jill looks at Jack and says; "Lets play hide & seek, if you find me I'll let you lick my pussy & shag me in the bottom. If you can't I'll be in the shed"
:doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:

[Coyote]

Jack & Jill were playing around one Sunday afternoon. Jill looks at Jack and says; "Lets play hide & seek, if you find me I'll let you lick my pussy & shag me in the bottom. If you can't I'll be in the shed"
(ridiculous smilies)
What's the fun in knowing where she is?

Oh, riiight

[Mental Trousers]

I always thought Tie me Kangaroo down sport was song about a typical Australian love story.