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outlawtorn
21st March 2006, 09:01
Methinks this bike is broken with a capitol "F"

ManDownUnder
21st March 2006, 09:36
now THAT's Dovered!

MSTRS
21st March 2006, 09:37
One way to increase the rake of your forks I suppose. Bugger.

crashe
21st March 2006, 09:38
Damn, that cruiser sure didnt like that now did it...

ManDownUnder
21st March 2006, 09:46
Damn, that cruiser sure didnt like that now did it...

oh PLEASE don't make me take that issue up...

(...yay for the tree....)

...done...

ManDownUnder
21st March 2006, 09:47
I think the tree could be called Roger.

That bike is "Rogered!"

Or Dover of course...

Blairos
21st March 2006, 09:50
I wonder what the insurance assessor had to say about that one!

Rashika
21st March 2006, 09:51
well what i would say is that... didn't it do well? :Punk:
The cruiser i mean...its still technically in one piece, wonder how one of those NON cruiser bikes would have done? :shutup:
Kindof impressive when you consider how much that tree would weigh!

ManDownUnder
21st March 2006, 09:58
I wonder what the insurance assessor had to say about that one!

I'm willing to bet they started with Reg and Warrant status... looking for that door that means they can go through and walk away without paying a cent...

Patrick
21st March 2006, 10:10
Tree: "I didn't see him officer."

ducatilover
21st March 2006, 10:18
well what i would say is that... didn't it do well? :Punk:
The cruiser i mean...its still technically in one piece, wonder how one of those NON cruiser bikes would have done? :shutup:
Kindof impressive when you consider how much that tree would weigh!
so what its still fucked

MSTRS
21st March 2006, 10:29
Should have been a caption contest.....what about....
1stroke beats 4stroke....
or...tree(3)stroke.....

WRT
21st March 2006, 10:37
Johnny liked the look of his new lowrider, but the suspension felt a little wooden.

Patrick
21st March 2006, 10:40
:laugh: :killingme :rofl: should be hard to beat!

ducatilover
21st March 2006, 10:45
Johnny liked the look of his new lowrider, but the suspension felt a little wooden.
you mean it wooden go?:mellow:

MisterD
21st March 2006, 11:41
That's the Vietnamese timber industry buggered before they even got it started then....

Sniper
21st March 2006, 12:51
What do cruiser riders and trees have in common?





They both have "down" days :killingme

WRT
21st March 2006, 13:23
Dunno about you guys, but I woodn't be seen dead on a bike like that. The trunk space is just too big for my liking, the manufacturer should branch out into other models as this one leaves a lot to be desired.

MSTRS
21st March 2006, 13:26
Dunno about you guys, but I woodn't be seen dead on a bike like that. The trunk space is just too big for my liking, the manufacturer should branch out into other models as this one leaves a lot to be desired.
Besides....it's bark is NOT worse than it's bite

ducatilover
21st March 2006, 13:31
i noticed it has a flat spot when trying to ride it

Flatcap
21st March 2006, 13:33
Well done to miss the fence

Sniper
21st March 2006, 13:34
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

ducatilover
21st March 2006, 13:36
isnt that by the monty python group?

Rashika
21st March 2006, 15:42
so what its still fucked
I'd like to see what you looked like after having that thing come down on ya.... probably a lot flatter I'd guess :laugh:

ducatilover
21st March 2006, 23:23
I'd like to see what you looked like after having that thing come down on ya.... probably a lot flatter I'd guess :laugh:
ouch. i geuss i would be in a box after [if] that hit me:no:

kickingzebra
21st March 2006, 23:27
The Insatiable quest for extra power continues, The manufacturer has gone straight to the pylon factory pre-assembly line... The mating proved a little troublesome however....