Northern ride this Saturday 25 March

[DMNTD]

Myself,Duc-Gurl,Tiller and our merry band of Northern innocents are off for a blast through our roads this coming saturday and yee all are welcome.
All I can say at this stage,until we can gauge the interest levels,is that there WILL be a certain forest that runs by the name of Waipoua and a particular gorge known as the Mangamuka's involved both are concidered by some as near perfect!
Don't care what you're riding or how much twist ya giving it as long as you stay safe...and don't pass on blind corners :wait:
So batter up...I assure you that all that attend will have a bloody good ride! :spudbooge



PS: A few spots to fit ya tent and the odd spare bed here if required too...

[In The Breeze]

right I got to get to this somehow man!! Been up that way and its mean

[DMNTD]

You'd be more than welcome mate....just hope that isn't you bike in your profile!:laugh: :killingme

[John]

and don't pass on blind corners :wait:
So batter up...

Oh fuck off back down south ya softcock.

[The_Dover]

Anyone got a tyre iron?

[DMNTD]

Oh fuck off back down south ya softcock.

Don't ya reckon it's about time ya actually walked the walk wee one?
So are you gonna come or still too chicken to,I'll use your words,"give me the learn"? :yawn:

[SwanTiger]

Anyone who would like to come on my little tiki tour - this is where I'm heading...

[DMNTD]

Anyone got a tyre iron?

Fark yes I do! :niceone:

Sweet as Swanny...grab whomever ain't too floppy from down that way and bring 'em up for some education

[Scouse]

Myself,Duc-Gurl,Tiller and our merry band of Northern innocents are off for a blast through our roads this coming saturday and yee all are welcome.
All I can say at this stage,until we can gauge the interest levels,is that there WILL be a certain forest that runs by the name of Waipoua and a particular gorge known as the Mangamuka's involved both are concidered by some as near perfect!
Don't care what you're riding or how much twist ya giving it as long as you stay safe...and don't pass on blind corners :wait:
So batter up...I assure you that all that attend will have a bloody good ride! :spudbooge



PS: A few spots to fit ya tent and the odd spare bed here if required too... Hi Chris where and at what time are you leaving on Saturday....?

[John]

Anyone got a tyre iron?
Dont worry I have a couple spare gixxers in my back pocket, so if you showed, YOU MIGHT MAKE IT HOME YA SQUID.
TL made love to me, and it was good (not really but I haveto make him feel good).

The ZXR might make its last ride/first ride (thats a joke retards, it makes TL actually haveto think about what to say)

[DMNTD]

Hi Chris where and at what time are you leaving on Saturday....?

Well sir...I can post a definate time tonight as the initial post was to gauge interest from peeps from out of town.
Would really want to be riding out of town early so we don't run out of time...again.
At this stage I'd say Paparoa by 10-10:30am Saturday morning....what say yee?




John...shut up and bring ya piece of crap riding will ya? At this stage it appears ya joined this bike forum to pick up guys :shifty:

[The Stranger]

Am interested, though need to be back for Sunday morning, so it depends on the route.

[DMNTD]

Am interested, though need to be back for Sunday morning, so it depends on the route.

You're more than welcome to come up. Shouldn't be a problem re time if we start early enough on saturday morning and not stop too many times :violin:
I just need to use up the last of my rear tyre and them thar roads are there...:not:

[aff-man]

fecking oats... really wanna do this ride....again...

Got no tyres though and no time/moola for new ones.....

bugger.....

Oh well...

*goes and cries in the corner*

[SwanTiger]

At this stage I'd say Paparoa by 10-10:30am Saturday morning....what say yee?

Paparoa seems like a good place to meet and 10 - 10:30 AM will be a good time as it means I wont need to be out of bed too early.

If there are a few people in Auckland keen on heading up, how about we all meet at Shell Westgate (Massey West) and then head up State Highway 16. Once at Wellsford, turn onto State Highway 1 until we hit State Highway 12.

My uneducated estimate is; if we meet between 8:30 - 9 AM and then head up, we should be alright arriving between 10 - 10:30 AM.

BEWARE I'm only on a 250cc Motorcycle, I'm going to be slowish, but that ain't going to hold me back. I'm keen on a good ride on some decent North Island roads. :headbang:

[DMNTD]

fecking oats... really wanna do this ride....again...
Got no tyres though and no time/moola for new ones.....


No worries mate...roads will always be here. Might even find us a spare caliper on our travels. :killingme




And Swanny,don't worry about riding pace too much as it won't be a race.
There'll be other quick cruisers too...all good,lets just ride while the sun is out! :ride:

[aff-man]

No worries mate...roads will always be here. Might even find us a spare caliper on our travels. :killingme

oooo he is a funny man.... Dropped the forks 7mm so I'm a bit quicker is the corners now...

[SwanTiger]

Dont worry I have a couple spare gixxers in my back pocket, so if you showed, YOU MIGHT MAKE IT HOME YA SQUID.
TL made love to me, and it was good (not really but I haveto make him feel good).

The ZXR might make its last ride/first ride (thats a joke retards, it makes TL actually haveto think about what to say)

Turn up yah homo, I'm keen to meet the infamous boyfriend of Tristan.

Don't dissapoint me.

[DMNTD]

oooo he is a funny man.... Dropped the forks 7mm so I'm a bit quicker is the corners now...

So you'd be keen in eating some more road from m'back tyre sir?
Oh yes I'm a freakin' humourous bastard :moon:

[SwanTiger]

If anyone else is interested in riding up we can meet at Shell Westgate and toodle up State Highway 16 until Wellsford, then up SH1 until State Highway 12.

We would need to leave Westgate around 8:30AM

Post or PM me if you are keen, otherwise I'll head off from my House on the Hibiscus Coast.

[texmo]

I am keen man, I have a cbr600f for the week, needs new tyres though and head bearings so I wont be going very fast. Unless I can come up with $400 for some new tyre in 2 days.

[justsomeguy]

I'd like to turn up, was supposed to ride down that way with Custard weeks ago, but he stuck his hand up someone's :whistle:and it broke off in there.

But then I'm not supposed to come on these "KB rides" as I'm supposed to be too dangerous to ride with......<_<


EDIT:....:confused: .....

[justsomeguy]

I am keen man, I have a cbr600f for the week, needs new tyres though and head bearings so I wont be going very fast. Unless I can come up with $400 for some new tyre in 2 days.

You don't need new tyres mate. Just come along for the ride. If you crash you get to join the exclusive "I just went on my last ride on these shagged tyres and crashed" KB Club.

My rear tyre is pretty much bald down the centre too.....:blink: Dual compounds....:bs:.....they last as long as regulars....:eyepoke:

[oldguy]

Would love to come along, but the rear shock on my bike is stuffed the bloody
rear tyre wont stay in contact with the road and bumpy corners scare the shit out of me if I can get $1200 bucks in 2 days can get a new rear unit, but I,m only dreaming may be another time. :doh:

[APPLE]

Would love to come along, but the rear shock on my bike is stuffed the bloody
rear tyre wont stay in contact with the road and bumpy corners scare the shit out of me if I can get $1200 bucks in 2 days can get a new rear unit, but I,m only dreaming may be another time. :doh:
Hey oldguy?how u doin mate, if i woz a millionaire mate i'll give yah 12hundie 2 fix that bike of yours bud,but i got a huge Tax bill 2pay.........TL rider,i'll get bak 2 yah 2morrw mate,i lost my damn numba pl8,but i got another,only 2 find that my wof went flyin with it?thursday 2morrw?i'll get it sorted before friday,hopefully???then me'n roosta R in?

[Korumba]

Count Me In......!

[John]

fuck i hope you pussys are ready for what i will bring to the party.

[GIXser]

Dont worry I have a couple spare gixxers in my back pocket, so if you showed, YOU MIGHT MAKE IT HOME YA SQUID.
TL made love to me, and it was good (not really but I haveto make him feel good).

The ZXR might make its last ride/first ride (thats a joke retards, it makes TL actually haveto think about what to say)

FUCK i might come up just to give this :wari: the learn-- hey john you coming to the stunt day,, or you to scared????

[John]

FUCK i might come up just to give this :wari: the learn-- hey john you coming to the stunt day,, or you to scared????
I know where a nice gay bar is, after I run some circles around you we could hit it up later, and you could give me lotsa love down there?

[DMNTD]

I'd like to turn up....But then I'm not supposed to come on these "KB rides" as I'm supposed to be too dangerous to ride with......<_<
Doesn't concern me if ya turn up JSG....ya too far behind to cause concern to me anyway and with the roads I want to show you you'll have a genuine reason to get ya knee down :spudwave::spudbooge



TL rider,i'll get bak 2 yah 2morrw mate,i lost my damn numba pl8,but i got another,only 2 find that my wof went flyin with it?thursday 2morrw?i'll get it sorted before friday,hopefully???then me'n roosta R in?
Mate...get ya plate sorted will ya and come and suss these roads!


fuck i hope you pussys are ready for what i will bring to the party.
:sweatdrop ....ohh I be sweating it

[justsomeguy]

Doesn't concern me if ya turn up JSG....ya too far behind to cause concern to me anyway

Bro bullshit aside, I've seen you ride and yeah, you sure can ride. I think perhaps after another 5-7 years of road and track riding I may be able to keep you in sight.


......and with the roads I want to show you you'll have a genuine reason to get ya knee down

Cheers, I REALLY do want to come, I LOVE those Northland roads. At the Opononi overnighter I actually left the party to ride down those forest roads by myself. But I've been getting sooooo much shit about my riding lately I really don't know bout open to all group rides.

[SwanTiger]

JSG, just come yah poofter.

If you cut me off or try to kill me through wreckless driving I'll be sure to mutilate your body, killing you, then disposing of what remains in TL Riders freezer for Christmas dinner.

No worries !

Westgate 8:30AM .. Be There

[John]

jsg dont be gay just come.

[N4CR]

OKAY ILL TRY AND SEE WHAT THE FXR'S MASTER HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT THOUGH.
ACTUALLY I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO, I MIGHT BE MAKING HORN TRUMPETS TO TOOTLE TRIUMPHANTLY, LETs SEE.

EDIT NAH JSG THIS IS KNEEDOWN ONLY RIDE BRO DONT COME

[justsomeguy]

EDIT NAH JSG THIS IS KNEEDOWN ONLY RIDE BRO DONT COME

Uh...... now I'm actually scared. Cos I know why you drop down on your knees...... :shifty:

[DMNTD]

Cheers, I REALLY do want to come..

Well come then man...but be aware that Jafa politics doesn't apply up here mate.
Ya cut me off and I'll sort ya proper like...straight up,no BSing about and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks/says. Just to clarify...this means a clip.
That being said though...come along and enjoy it...ya know I got what ya want!! :Punk:

[2much]

Myself,Duc-Gurl,Tiller and our merry band of Northern innocents are off for a blast through our roads this coming saturday and yee all are welcome.
All I can say at this stage,until we can gauge the interest levels,is that there WILL be a certain forest that runs by the name of Waipoua and a particular gorge known as the Mangamuka's involved both are concidered by some as near perfect!
Don't care what you're riding or how much twist ya giving it as long as you stay safe...and don't pass on blind corners :wait:
So batter up...I assure you that all that attend will have a bloody good ride! :spudbooge



PS: A few spots to fit ya tent and the odd spare bed here if required too...

OI!!! I thought you were supposed to be coming down to BabyB's on Saturday?

[Korumba]

I have been on two rides with you JSG and am happy to ride with you anytime in the future, so get up here Saturday!

[duckaddict]

JSG, just come yah poofter.

If you cut me off or try to kill me through wreckless driving I'll be sure to mutilate your body, killing you, then disposing of what remains in TL Riders freezer for Christmas dinner.

No worries !

Westgate 8:30AM .. Be There

See you there.
:scooter:

[DMNTD]

See you there.:scooter:

Sweet...I love it when a plan comes together!
Got a "few" from up here organised too and the roads are looking good thus far :niceone:

[John]

Sweet...I love it when a plan comes together!
Got a "few" from up here organised too and the roads are looking good thus far :niceone:

"Don't confuse kindness for weakness..."

[N4CR]

MUM SAID I CANT COME (OWNER OF THE BIKE) AND ALSO I'D PROBABLY DO STUPID SHIT. FRONT WHEEL SLIPS WITH MINIMAL LEAN ANGLE AS IT IS SO I'LL GIVE THIS ONE A MISS.

GUESS ILL SEEE YOU ANOTHER TIME tL RIDER, HAVE FUN.

[John]

MUM SAID I CANT COME (OWNER OF THE BIKE) AND ALSO I'D PROBABLY DO STUPID SHIT. FRONT WHEEL SLIPS WITH MINIMAL LEAN ANGLE AS IT IS SO I'LL GIVE THIS ONE A MISS.

GUESS ILL SEEE YOU ANOTHER TIME tL RIDER, HAVE FUN.
yea stay with mark and buttshex each other.

[N4CR]

yea stay with mark and buttshex each other.

HAHA I GAVE HIM THE BIRD TODAY WHEN HE WAVED AT ME ON MY LOANER, HE STILL HASN'T COME ON AND POSTED ABOUT BIG BIKES BEING MEAN TO HIM, WHAT A FUCKING HOMO. HE DIN'T RECOGNISE ME OBVIOUSLY BUT THE LOOK ON HIS FACE AND THE CHECKING BEHIND HIM WAS PRICELESS.

I WANT MY BIKE BACK TOGETHER SO BAD ITS MAKING ME ACT WEIRD.

WE CAN MEET UP NEXT WEEKEND MAN, I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME IF THATS ALL GOOD WITH YOU. DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT JOB MAN OR DO YOU HAVE TIME OFF ETC?

EDIT: IT IWLL HAVE TO BE IN AUCKLAND IF YOU WANT TO MEET UP DAMNIT. SO MABY WAIT ANOTHER WEEK WHEN I GET THE BIKE RUNNING ILL GO ON A MASSIVE INTOLERANT ANTI PIG RIDE TO SOMEWHERE

[justsomeguy]

The weather forecast isn't too promising. Do you Northland boys ride in the rain or do you stay home with mum listening to fairy tales wrapped up in your favourite blankie??

[SwanTiger]

Rain, blah.

Am I going to be meeting you and whoever else at Shell Westgate JSG?

[Korumba]

Most the ride will be on or close to the West Coast which should be ok on Saturday,

Met service as below

Saturday

Max: 23°C Min: 16°C
(Day) (Night)
Long fine spells, the odd shower. Easterlies freshening.

[DMNTD]

Most the ride will be on or close to the West Coast which should be ok on Saturday,

Met service as below

Saturday
Max: 23°C Min: 16°C
(Day) (Night)
Long fine spells, the odd shower. Easterlies freshening.

Good man....was about to suss that.
JSG...we'll be going anyway so get ya knee sliders up 'ere boyo :ride:

[John]

Well - I will probably catch up with you guys at a latter point in the day as I will be taking delivery of the bike at wellsford around 9 if all goes to plan.

Will see you squids at some point

[justsomeguy]

JSG...we'll be going anyway so get ya knee sliders up 'ere boyo :ride:

Awww do I have to..... my mum bought me a very nice blanky and a brand new story book with lots of pictures in it........

-------

John you sure you want to come on this ride on a bike you've never ridden before, which is several times more powerful than your ZXR?

Your call in the end, but it would be nice to catch up anyway.

Oh and Tristan told me to tell you he loves you.

[John]

John you sure you want to come on this ride on a bike you've never ridden before, which is several times more powerful than your ZXR?

Your call in the end, but it would be nice to catch up anyway.

Oh and Tristan told me to tell you he loves you.

Thats my excuse when I tail at the end "oh um just got it getting used to it" god I have it sus'd:drinkup:

[justsomeguy]

Thats my excuse when I tail at the end "oh um just got it getting used to it" god I have it sus'd:drinkup:
Oh yeah -- :angry: - you trying to claim my rep as the slowest rider around??

I'm not having any of it :nono:

-------------------

So you're finally getting your dream bike huh? :ride: What's it been?? A year at least since you first started talking about getting a 6R as your next bike?? :clap: :done: :clap:

[John]

So you're finally getting your dream bike huh? :ride: What's it been?? A year at least since you first started talking about getting a 6R as your next bike?? :clap: :done: :clap:

Its TL's fault I got it blame him, in saying that I owe him a couple botels:violin:

[DMNTD]

Its TL's fault I got it blame him, in saying that I owe him a couple botels:violin:

Shut up and be greatful little man.
Have got you a ride organised boy so contact me asap so ya bike can be picked up tonight or tomorrow morning wussy.

[justsomeguy]

Am I going to be meeting you and whoever else at Shell Westgate JSG?

Yes.

If I do miss you - What route do I take??

[SwanTiger]

Yes.

If I do miss you - What route do I take??

From Westgate I will be heading up SH16 until Wellsford. Then from Wellsford up SH1 until the SH12 turnoff (Brynderwyns). From there it is plain sailing. The little township is centred on a really sharp corner at the western end of it. You wont miss the bikes there.

[Unit]

From Westgate I will be heading up SH16 until Wellsford. Then from Wellsford up SH1 until the SH12 turnoff (Brynderwyns). From there it is plain sailing. The little township is centred on a really sharp corner at the western end of it. You wont miss the bikes there.
Good Evening everyone - I've been looking forward to this ride all week:2thumbsup and now its here.
Thanks swanny for getting the Auckland end organised:rockon: We're looking forward to you all joining us.
Its going to be a big day everyone, so please come prepared and check your bikes over too:done: The weather is looking good to fair for the West Coast, but we are expecting pretty good sunshine:sunny: We've sorted John out too who is currently being escorted right now by TL Rider to get that new beast up here, NO EXCUSES:eyepoke: Look forward to seeing you'll

[SwanTiger]

AUCKLAND TO PAPAROA

SHELL WESTGATE, SATURDAY 25th MARCH, LEAVING 8:30AM 'ish

Just incase there are people interested in coming from Auckland but as usual are too lazy to read through the entire thread.

I will be leaving Shell Westgate at 8:30 AM (roughly) heading for Paparoa, hoping to arrive sometime between 9:30 AM and 10:00 AM. Traffic is likely to be heavy along State Highway 1 and possibly 16, however from memory 12 isn't awefully popular, maybe the occasional camper van and dickhead 4x4.

The route is simple.

From Westgate, go up SH16 then turn off onto Old North, carry on through then right and onto Peak road. Head along peak road until the church, turning right onto SH16 again. From there, following SH16 all the way up to Wellsford. From there, onto SH1 and then when we reach the Brynderwyns, a left turn onto SH12 (heading for Dargahole).

Following SH12 all the way until we reach Paparoa. From memory, Paparoa at the western end has a rediculously sharp corner, a 35kmp/h or similar. If you pass this, you've gone too far, the bikes in town should be easy to spot.

My bike only has a top end of 150 - 160kmp/h however I go medium speed through corners. If your on a bigger bike and want to follow me up, the route above is pretty accurate and easy to follow if I'm too slow for you. In which case your a cunt with a bigger bike compensating for your lack of riding ability.

And for the record, John is a homo.

See you all tomorrow.

[Zed]

AUCKLAND TO PAPAROA

...If your on a bigger bike and want to follow me up, the route above is pretty accurate and easy to follow if I'm too slow for you. In which case your a cunt with a bigger bike compensating for your lack of riding ability.That's blimmin charming innit swanny, no way to talk to your e-friends! I'll probably be joining you at Westgate, but somehow I don't think i'll be following you up?? :bleh:

Looking forward to riding with the *Northlanders Crew* again on those superb 'yellow' roads from Paparoa thru to Kaikohe, done them once or twice now so getting more confident. Let's hope for DRY weather & roads!!

[John]

That's blimmin charming innit swanny, no way to talk to your e-friends! I'll probably be joining you at Westgate, but somehow I don't think i'll be following you up?? :bleh:

Looking forward to riding with the *Northlanders Crew* again on those superb 'yellow' roads from Paparoa thru to Kaikohe, done them once or twice now so getting more confident. Let's hope for DRY weather & roads!!
zED WE FINALLY GET TO MEET YOU GAY BITCH WILL GIVE YOU A KISS TOMMORROW.

[SwanTiger]

I'm not sure if anyone will see this in time however I probably wont be able to make the ride today. While out at Arkles Bay with Poo's and co my gloves managed to go walking from the table where my helmet was on top of them. When I went to leave my helmet had been placed on the ground and my gloves gone.

Fucken Yay.

[duckaddict]

I'm not sure if anyone will see this in time however I probably wont be able to make the ride today. While out at Arkles Bay with Poo's and co my gloves managed to go walking from the table where my helmet was on top of them. When I went to leave my helmet had been placed on the ground and my gloves gone.

Fucken Yay.

You can use my $2.00 gardening gloves if you want :-)

[justsomeguy]

Looking forward to riding with the *Northlanders Crew* again on those superb 'yellow' roads from Paparoa thru to Kaikohe, done them once or twice now so getting more confident. Let's hope for DRY weather & roads!!

Now that Swanny is not coming, we're gonna have to rely on you for direction. I know the way till Wellsford, from there on I'll have to figure it out. There will be a newbie with us so I'm sorry if we hold you up a little bit.

But on the other hand it'll be a little RR family, two baby RR's and your adult sized RR :ride: :niceone:

[Firefight]

I'm not sure if anyone will see this in time however I probably wont be able to make the ride today. While out at Arkles Bay with Poo's and co my gloves managed to go walking from the table where my helmet was on top of them. When I went to leave my helmet had been placed on the ground and my gloves gone.

Fucken Yay.




can lend you some gloves, were do you live ?


F/F

[justsomeguy]

can lend you some gloves, were do you live ?


F/F

He lives out Hibiscus Coast.

Always helping bikers out, good on you :niceone:

[DMNTD]

Weather's looking sweet as up here for todays innocent tootle so looking forward to seeing y'all at 10 in Paparoa:dodge: We'll be meeting at the same park as in the Gixxer Ride...you can't miss it
Swanny! Fark mate that's ratshit!! Hope it wasn't anyone you were with.
If someone has his contact details could they buzz him to say there's a mint set of gardening gloves,cheers Ducky,and/or riding gloves available?
Ride safe

[Bleck K6]

Weathers looking good:2thumbsup,See you fullaz in paparoa.

[DMNTD]

Weathers looking good:2thumbsup,See you fullaz in paparoa.
"Fullaz"? G e hoa!:bash:
Hey,which bike ya gonna bring fulla? :dodge:

[SwanTiger]

can lend you some gloves, were do you live ?


F/F

Cheers for the offer dude. Managed to get my gloves back so its all good.

I'll just have to wait until tomorrow to check out these Northern Roads and to punch John, or rape him, I haven't quite decided yet.

Pucker that tight little arse up johnny :moon:

[justsomeguy]

WOW!!! Awesome ride, awesome roads and awesome company.

THANKS CANVAS MAN!!! :2thumbsup


Great to see all the old faces again and meet you for the first time Duc Girl.

TL Rider I'm sorry my condom broke with all the force created riding with you. If I had a stronger condom I would of certainly been a happier fellow today.

The trip back was good. 100 in the wet and 100 in the dry so the leathers are relatively blow dried.

Can't be farked typing more as I'm off to see a movie.

Oh and Duckaddict for a guy who's been riding for 25 years you ride like shit :eyepoke: Even on your Hayabusa I could pass you on the outside :finger:

[duckaddict]

Today's ride was something...

...for me at least, it was great fun!! Nice twisties, sceneries, food, and a 2000 year old tree as big as my ex-wife's bum :eek5:

But I think what made it all the better was the company (you know who you are), no doubt about it, thank you. :D

Thanks for the wait at every junction and the vote of confidence (hope the wait wasn't too long, I need more practice).

I have never ridden a bike for so many hours in a day - 8.00am to 6.45pm! Wow! and it was the fastest I've ever been on a bike, anyway...

...now I'm all sore, but satisfied.

cheers!

:scooter:

[John]

Good day good company, thanks for all the help and such - oh and not bitching about my incredible *cough* pace.

[SwanTiger]

Excuse me while I have a mental break down :crybaby:

I should of gone with the gardening gloves ... :violin:

Glad to see you lot had an enjoyable ride.

[Unit]

Thanks guys for the post ride comments. We all had an awsome day, did anyone set their speedo at all? From Whg down to Paparoa (for us Nthrn crew), up to Mangatapere, through the centre Maungakahia Rd to twin bridges and onto Kaikohe, over to Rawene for lunch, down through the forest to Baylys Beach then home, we must have done at least 400-450kms.
The weather was overcast all day but peerrrrrrrrrrrrfect for riding. We got to Rawene and stopped for lunch. The plan was from there to possibly go up to Kaitaia through the Mungumuka George, but we could see the rain coming through and was starting to threaten the return home, so we decided to make a run for it. BUT WAIT, HERE COMES JustSomeGuy Condom ManDUDE We werent even going to get wet!!! But you gave us a really good giggle.
:rockon: It was a great day and the pace was pretty darn good all day. The ride through the forest was excellent (finally got my Mojo back after thinking it was lost all day):shit: . Really enjoyed your company on and off the road Duckaddict (must be something about ducks?) you did really well and just goes to show doesnt matter if your riding a 250cc whatever it is you ride or a 1000cc TL like mine, people can still enjoy a serious ride together, hope to see you up this way again soon.
Zed, Mate, your a ledgend, Im in awe of your riding. And glad you have joined us in enjoying our roads yet again.
Thanks TL Rider for organising a great day. Justsomeguy you do need to learn a few things, first time I've ridden with you, but you didnt give me cause to want to hurt you on this occassion personally, so thats a great start given all I've read about you:Police:
Looking forward to the next Northern Ride, seems to be a strong KB rider following developing up here.

[justsomeguy]

BUT WAIT, HERE COMES JustSomeGuy Condom ManDUDE We werent even going to get wet!!! But you gave us a really good giggle.

Didn't want to do the rest of the ride wet...... didn't have much of a choice in the end as the wind tore the suit to bits as you saw.


Justsomeguy you do need to learn a few things, first time I've ridden with you, but you didnt give me cause to want to hurt you on this occassion personally, so thats a great start given all I've read about you:Police:

Yeah, don't believe all you read, some of it is over hyped bullshit from people playing chinese whispers.

Did over cook it in a couple of corners and fell off the powerband.

Only had one scary moment on the gravel. I was carrying too much speed and had to hold on until the bike slowed down while the back kept weaving around.


Hey when you were following me near the end of the day I remember almost jumping over a bump in the road, did the tyres actually leave the road or was it just one big wobble?

[SwanTiger]

JSG, some of it might have to do with the people you ride with, I've been on a few KiwiBiker rides now and choosing them carefully is important, especially when it comes to the company you'll be having.

Good company usually indicates a nice relaxed ride, fast or not, but it will always be relaxed.

[DMNTD]

11 Characters...:shifty:

[DMNTD]

...there's more!
John didn't turn up as usual and he didn't score a bike...he's all shit but we all know this :shifty:

[Korumba]

Good Ride Guys and Gurl.

[oldguy]

Looks like you guys had a great ride, man would have been nice to be on that ride, nice pic at the twin bridges would have called in to see my dad who lives 8k up the road.
new shock arrives on tuesday, never mind may be on the next one, hey duckaddict did you manage to get home with your L plate still attached to your bike.

[SwanTiger]

I don't know what there is more of, Suzuki's or Honda's?

[justsomeguy]

I don't know what there is more of, Suzuki's or Honda's?

I know what there isn't any of - Hyosungs - you should have come - saw a $2 coin several times (or so I may of dreamt one time at band camp) and that forest road..... woohoo...

Can't wait till I get a bigger bike and see what life's like on the other side of a $2 coin :devil2:

[DMNTD]

Good Ride Guys and Gurl.

How's the head today mate? :sherlock: There be a few people this end feeling a bit abused...in a good way
Twas a good ride for sure and we were VERY fortunate with the weather....absolutely crap here today and we know what my back tyre looks like now :blank:
Hmmmm...ya ducky suit would go down well right about now

JSG...wtf were ya thinking pulling out ya life sized condom...infront of people and all! I have never in my entire life seen anything so insane....ever! :rofl: Mate...bling coming your way as you need all the help you can get :bleh:

DuckAddict...mate you are the best L Plate rider I've ever seen ride :niceone:
Mint lines and speed...no real balls ups and you were always smiling for some reason,may have been the human rubber that was giving you "advice" eh? :oi-grr:
All you need to know sir is that you ride very well and are welcome anytime up these ways :niceone:...


Zed ya should be called Mono-Man mate! Good riding with you sir...next time I'll make sure my tyre has some tread....well rubber at least:pinch: and we'll do that forest again all proper like.

Tiller/Gixxer/OohOoh...ya fancy Harley mirrors didn't seem to slow ya down at all :violin: :rolleyes:

John...ya should've come mate...oh and bought a new bike

[Korumba]

Heads not bad..a bit slow tho.

[wybmadiity]

Was up there for the gixxer ride on the back of 2much's bike, can't wait to try ride some of those roads myself, will have to bring a map so you all won't have to wait for me. Sounds like I missed a good ride.

[Zed]

I had a superb day's riding, the new gearing on my Blade increased the 'fun-factor' by about 50% meaning I was also able to save a considerable amount of tread on my front tyre lol!

Thanks for your company everyone, I counted 10 bikes at one stage and it narrowed down to a comfortable 8 for the majority of the ride.

As has been said the weather was ideal for motorcycling, apart for the last 30mins when we got rained on and Korumba revealed his yellow condom lol, at least none of us broke down in it like that Harley rider!

The awesome northland roads were in pretty good nick with some roadworks here and there to slow us down, some of that thick gravel was quite challenging as I watched Tillers rear end fishtailing from side to side through it...good consistent leading pace throughout the ride btw Tiller! :headbang:

BIG thanks to TL Rider for organising the ride, and to both you and Duc-Gurl for your hospitality and giving me a bed for the nite. The ride back to Ak today was horrendous with gale force winds and heavy rainfall, i had no 'hairy' moments but did get blown around alot and had to concentrate heaps more, got totally soaked through and had one of the most soothing showers in my life when i arrived home!!


Keep the rubber side down. :ride:

Zed

[aff-man]

sounds like you boys and girls had fun... Hope to see you on the next one.

[DMNTD]

sounds like you boys and girls had fun... Hope to see you on the next one.
Ditto mate...even if ya just stop in for a "brake" :killingme ...fark I'm funny

Here are a few more pic's courtesy of Zed's camera...

[Bleck K6]

What a wicked day:headbang:.
Cheers TL & duc girl Good blast as allways.
Good to finally get out for a ride with ya Korumba.
Zed,Nice wheelies mate,bike looks sharp with the new pipe & ohlins damper.
Nice to meet ya duckaddict,nice ridin mate,what I saw & heard from the others.
JSG I wouldnt give duckaddict any shit about his ridin if I was you,Maybe if you followed him for a while through some corners you might get some tips on your lines.Anyway I didnt see ya do to much dodgy shit today.

TL you gotta get that pic of your tyre,OOH,OOH

[John]

Ok, now for the extended verson.

Yes I turned up to a ride, I stopped talking shit and turned up - well I just about didnt :baby:

Anyway, Arrive at the meeting point TL and company talking shit about as per normal, took off through our mint roads at a good pace, meet with the auckland couple, since the rest of you panses couldnt make it, to busy typing or something?.

Anyways day continued without incident good to finally meet all the whangarei crew, made myself look like a toss turning up last at most of the meeting points - but hey I didnt throw the bike in the ditch.

I quietened down worried about the repercussions of the shit I talked, so played it cool, blaming the fucked chain on my preformance :cool:

Started to get to grips with the bike towards the end of the day, everyone was mint waiting and such for me.

All in all good day, great bunch of people and bloody great roads, oh and zed - you impressed me. (i didnt say that)

:banana: 4 life.

Thanks for organising it TL, Duc and Co

[duckaddict]

Looks like you guys had a great ride, man would have been nice to be on that ride, nice pic at the twin bridges would have called in to see my dad who lives 8k up the road.
new shock arrives on tuesday, never mind may be on the next one, hey duckaddict did you manage to get home with your L plate still attached to your bike.

Hey oldguy, wish you were there man!

Once bitten twice shy, this time I bolted the damn L plate - no escape from the force of da 250s :yes:

Here's a pic of TL Rider's rear - pic was not at the end of the ride.

[DMNTD]

What a wicked day:headbang:.
Cheers TL & duc girl Good blast as allways.
Good to finally get out for a ride with ya Korumba.
Zed,Nice wheelies mate,bike looks sharp with the new pipe & ohlins damper.
Nice to meet ya duckaddict,nice ridin mate,what I saw & heard from the others.
JSG I wouldnt give duckaddict any shit about his ridin if I was you,Maybe if you followed him for a while through some corners you might get some tips on your lines.Anyway I didnt see ya do to much dodgy shit today.

TL you gotta get that pic of your tyre,OOH,OOH

LOL...what he said! :first:
Yep the pic's on my racing slicks...not really too crash hot when it decides to piss down :shutup: More than a few genuine pucker moments had :shake:

[Bleck K6]

Yes I turned up to a ride, I stopped talking shit and turned up
Was good to meet ya John & see ya out on the zx6.
Nice bike,I'm sure you will Have it lookin mint like ya 250 in no time.

[duckaddict]

...Anyways day continued without incident good to finally meet all the whangarei crew, made myself look like a toss turning up last at most of the meeting points - but hey I didnt throw the bike in the ditch.

...

All in all good day, great bunch of people and bloody great roads, oh and zed - you impressed me. (i didnt say that)

:banana: 4 life.

Thanks for organising it TL, Duc and Co

You are excused :D , and hey, you just got the bike less than 24hrs before the ride.

Yup, Zed's da man, da wheelie man :-)

Once again, thanks TL and Duc G.

[DMNTD]

...Here's a pic of TL Rider's rear - pic was not at the end of the ride.
Mate ya just getting a bit fresh there aren't ya?! :buggerd: :hug:
Excellent riding yesterday for a guy that's never been North of Welsford!!
Good pace and lines...much respect :2thumbsup
Welcome up here anytime,bed etc available too.

[justsomeguy]

Here's a pic of TL Rider's rear - pic was not at the end of the ride.

He did that on purpose so that his tyre matches his boot.

[justsomeguy]

Mate ya just getting a bit fresh there aren't ya?!
-------->>:buggerd: :hug: <<-----------
Welcome up here anytime,bed etc available........


Woohooo.... now who's getting fresh????

Watch out DuckAddict......:eek5:

[DMNTD]

Woohooo.... now who's getting fresh????

Watch out DuckAddict......:eek5:
Mmmmmmmmm...Peking Duck...mouth watering :wait:

[justsomeguy]

Mmmmmmmmm...Peking Duck...mouth watering :wait:

Heh - didn't know you were into Chinese food, from restaurant to restaurant the recipe varies. There's a restaurant on Queen St called North Garden Restaurant or something like that- they've got the best one.

[DEATH_INC.]

Nice tyre.....reminds me of one on a certain TLr up north once......
Next time I better get my shite together and come and see if I can still remember the roads eh.......

[justsomeguy]

Next time I better get my shite together and come and see if I can still remember the roads eh.......

Apart from the Opononi forest they were the same roads you led us down the day after your birthday.

[Bleck K6]

Nice tyre.....reminds me of one on a certain TLr up north once......
Next time I better get my shite together and come and see if I can still remember the roads eh.......
Shit thats right I forgot about that tyre.
You will definately have to get back up here soon & bring some of those other hoons with ya.

[Ixion]

Apart from the Opononi forest they were the same roads you led us down the day after your birthday.

Uh, please please , please don't tell me that the bastards have sealed the road through the Opononi forest ? Please tell me it's still metal.

[DMNTD]

Uh, please please , please don't tell me that the bastards have sealed the road through the Opononi forest ? Please tell me it's still metal.

Ummmmm....they sealed it in 1994/95 sorry mate. And I thought we were on Northland time! :lol:

[Ixion]

The BASTARDS. Y' turn your back for a few moments and that's the sort of thing that happens. That used to be such a fun road. Why can't the pricks leave the nice roads alone.

[John]

The BASTARDS. Y' turn your back for a few moments and that's the sort of thing that happens. That used to be such a fun road. Why can't the pricks leave the nice roads alone.
Hey did you hear about the current prime minister?

[DMNTD]

Whoa man...I must of doubled up on my med's :sherlock:

[texmo]

they arent meds if you dont get them from a doctor.

[DMNTD]

they arent meds if you dont get them from a doctor.

This is Northland man...we prescribe our own meds :shifty:

[justsomeguy]

The BASTARDS. Y' turn your back for a few moments and that's the sort of thing that happens. That used to be such a fun road. Why can't the pricks leave the nice roads alone.

Cos the tourists that come to visit the tree in their big campervans have a nice smooth surface to drive on.

You know how hard it is to overtake a damn campervan on those roads.....:mad:

[John]

Cos the tourists that come to visit the tree in their big campervans have a nice smooth surface to drive on.

You know how hard it is to overtake a damn campervan on those roads.....:mad:
piece of piss - even for me.

[justsomeguy]

piece of piss - even for me.

Yeah but I'm not a shit hot rider like you, I'm the worlds slowest indian....:ride:

[John]

Yeah but I'm not a shit hot rider like you, I'm the worlds slowest indian....:ride:
I think it is more an issue of power when overtaking on those roads, you aint slow.

[SwanTiger]

Johnny boy, will be up that way this week, keen to have a look at your ZX2R, I hear its derestricted and had a bunch of other nice things done to it :yeah:

[DMNTD]

I think it is more an issue of power when overtaking on those roads, you aint slow. :gob::scratch:
WTF!.........:bash:

[John]

:gob::scratch:
WTF!.........:bash:
I was drunk, hes slower than my dead grandpa. then again your pretty close behind him

[John]

Johnny boy, will be up that way this week, keen to have a look at your ZX2R, I hear its derestricted and had a bunch of other nice things done to it :yeah:
swanny the bike goes on saturday, just got a wof for her sold her for 4.7 will suck to see it go but gotta make room.

[SixPackBack]

swanny the bike goes on saturday, just got a wof for her sold her for 4.7 will suck to see it go but gotta make room.

Make sure you don't blow the money on man whores like last time John.

[John]

Make sure you don't blow the money on man whores like last time John.
How much for the weekend babe?

[Unit]

Ok, now for the extended verson.

Yes I turned up to a ride, I stopped talking shit and turned up - well I just about didnt :baby: good to finally meet all the whangarei crew, made myself look like a toss turning up last at most of the meeting points - but hey I didnt throw the bike in the ditch.
blaming the fucked chain on my preformance :cool:
Started to get to grips with the bike towards the end of the day, everyone was mint waiting and such for me.

You took on a big day mate on an unfirmiliar bike with a dodgy chain, good to hear you are getting it sorted right away. It's going to be an awesome bike onces it sorted (I didnt really say that), and I'm sure you'll get to master it in no time. We didnt have to wait much at all and you did the right thing by taking it quiet this time out, I'm sure your normally a maniac meathead:weird: BTW, nice uniform tonight dude:niceone:

[Qkchk]

How much for the weekend babe?
Sounds like me and Custard didnt miss out on much :rofl:

[John]

BTW, nice uniform tonight dude:niceone:

Hey, I am sure I could hook TL up with one, if thats your sorta gig. :laugh:


Sounds like me and Custard didnt miss out on much
We will make up for the lost time, dont you worry :tugger:

[35tickets]

Fucking work....should have binned the job and gone with you guys!!!

Looks like you all had a good day.....good on ya's!
Next time........

[DMNTD]

Fucking work....should have binned the job and gone with you guys!!!.
Yeah it was a sweet day mate but many more we will have! :ride:
Hey lucky we didn't attempt Ruakaka on Sunday eh!



Ahhh yes....re little Johnny in uniform :shifty:

[John]

Ahhh yes....re little Johnny in uniform :shifty:


Revenge will be delivered quick, no bit of personal shame will be spared - your going down. :motu:

[Antallica]

OOhhh, sux2bu!!!!

I prefer the old dark blue jackets we used to wear at Otaika.

[N4CR]

HAHAHAHA WHAT A HOMO, LOOK HOW SHORT HE IS :laugh:

I BET HE WAS LOOKING FOR CUCUMBERs EH.

[texmo]

HAHAHAHA WHAT A HOMO, LOOK HOW SHORT HE IS :laugh:

I BET HE WAS LOOKING FOR CUCUMBERs EH.
Tristan said it all

[SixPackBack]

HAHAHAHA WHAT A HOMO, LOOK HOW SHORT HE IS :laugh:

I BET HE WAS LOOKING FOR CUCUMBERs EH.

HaHa

"Dad who's that girl on the back of the Suzuki"
"ermm..thats Tristan Amy"

True story 'bitch hips'

[N4CR]

HaHa

"Dad who's that girl on the back of the Suzuki"
"ermm..thats Tristan Amy"

True story 'bitch hips'

JUST MY AWESOME LOOKS, HOW DRUNK DID YOU GET HEr?