Australian ventriloquist

[Fishy]

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a
small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He
figures he'll have little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the Kiwi)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Kiwi)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
elements."
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Kiwi: "The sheep's a big liar!

[Colapop]

The names of the participants in this joke have been changed to protect Cowpoos innocence - *tui moment*:bleh:

[Fishy]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Fishy]

Hmmmmm I tried searching several times before posting this. :scratch:

[Flatcap]

Hmmmmm I tried searching several times before posting this. :scratch:

Shoulda just asked sniper to begin with

[BEAMER89]

Just as funny second time round. HA HA HA Sheep shagger:blip:

[Bikernereid]

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small
> village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
>
> He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
>
> 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
>
> Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
>
> Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
>
> Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
>
> Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
>
> Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (Pointing at the Villager)
>
>
> Dog: 'Yep'
>
> Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
>
> Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
> takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
>
> Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
>
> Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
>
> Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
>
> Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
>
> Horse: 'Cool'
>
> Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
>
> Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
>
> Horse: 'Yep'
>
> Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
>
> Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
> down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.'
>
>
> Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
>
> Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
>
> Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar..'

[ynot slow]

Wrong the Aussie was the sheep shagger lol.Was a kiwi ventriloquist the joke I heard.

[Bikernereid]

Wrong the Aussie was the sheep shagger lol.Was a kiwi ventriloquist the joke I heard.

But you would say that!!!

[ynot slow]

Shit yeah,like the joke-What's the differance between shagging a sheep or a blowjob from Helen Clarke?

Nothing if ya don't look down.