Guys - I'm impressed....

[ManDownUnder]

No literally - this one is for the guys...

Ever since I've put my signature block on, announcing to the world I'm going have my balls surgically disconnected from the loading and firing mechanism... there's been quite an amount of PMing going on...


Dissappointingly it's only been from guys... but it's all been supportive etc. There seems to be a comeradery is this somewhat indelicate (and let's face it... funny) topic.

Cheers all. Think of me 11:00am tomorrow in the birthing stirrups... thinking of anything but England I'm willing to bet LOL!

MDU

[Grahameeboy]

No literally - this one is for the guys...

Ever since I've put my signature block on, announcing to the world I'm going have my balls surgically disconnected from the loading and firing mechanism... there's been quite an amount of PMing going on...


Dissappointingly it's only been from guys... but it's all been supportive etc. There seems to be a comeradery is this somewhat indelicate (and let's face it... funny) topic.

Cheers all. Think of me 11:00am tomorrow in the birthing stirrups... thinking of anything but England I'm willing to bet LOL!

MDU

Just shows that when it really matters we all stand together.......well I hope you are still standing afterwards.

You may find the gals PM you when they know the operation has been a success eh.......:yes:

[Fishy]

Good luck MDU. Hope all goes well :niceone:

[John]

Because we love you, and now when we root - no rubber required its a win win situation! I dont want to be pregnant again cuz.

[Karma]

Sorry dude... every time I go to post I can't help but wince...

[MSTRS]

You'll be fine. Don't be surprised if the old pecker resembles a clit for a few days tho.....

[bugjuice]

was gonna say something, but I didn't know what. You're gonna have your balls squished dude!
do you get to keep them in a jar?
And tonight is going to be the last time the missus gets the full fat flavour?

all the best dude.. grit your teeth and think of England, yes Father..

[skelstar]

We'll get you a shirt for afterwards:
"Warning - May contain traces of nuts".

Nah...good luck mate. Taking it for the team! Good to hear you are getting heaps of support.

[Colapop]

Just make sure when you shave - 'down under'. Any slippage and you won't have to go in to get it done!

Can't be as bad as it was for me tho' - the FPA is right next to the Wgtn Central cop shop. I was sitting up on the bed looking around at these offices with people wandering around, wondering where the chop was gonna happen, so I asked. "Oh, right here" WTF!?? I couldn't see blinds or curtains or nothing! They closed the door and I'm sitting there sweating bricks!! Hey presto a press of a switch and the blinds magically appear from behind the pelmets, after that the rest was a snip!

Have funn rooter, you'll be back on yer horse before you know it. (And no I don't mean Mrs MDU!!)

[ManDownUnder]

We'll get you a shirt for afterwards:
"Warning - May contain traces of nuts".


LMFAO - the idea is that it WON'T contain traces LOLOL...

Apparently the magazine will be empty but another 15 rounds are stored up the spout... so I get to do some live firing for a bit.

There should be a joke here about using depleted uranium and bullets... but I can't work it...

[ManDownUnder]

was gonna say something, but I didn't know what. You're gonna have your balls squished dude!
do you get to keep them in a jar?
And tonight is going to be the last time the missus gets the full fat flavour?

all the best dude.. grit your teeth and think of England, yes Father..

Cheers - there goes the "support" angle LOL

[MSTRS]

Sometimes the little critters are DAMNED tenacious. 20 shots for a clear test? Yeah right. (still making up for gained time)

[C_A]

make sure you get a test done afterwards, a failed procedure could suck... unwatned kids etc

[Sniper]

Fuck that, better you than me (pt)

Hope it all goes well mate.

[phantom]

My dearly beloved has said she only decided to go out with me once she found out I had had the chop:hug:

[MSTRS]

off topic BUT has anyone noticed MDU's & Sniper's siggies??? Bit sus if you ask me:msn-wink:

[skelstar]

Well spotted MSTRS

[Patrick]

I was told it was a 25 shot mag... its not... its a time thing...

[ManDownUnder]

off topic BUT has anyone noticed MDU's & Sniper's siggies??? Bit sus if you ask me:msn-wink:

More than suss mate... I have a suspicion he's the surgeon... in which case he's planning on taking my balls.... for TOYS?

[MSTRS]

More than suss mate... I have a suspicion he's the surgeon... in which case he's planning on taking my balls.... for TOYS?
Oh dear - sorry for releasing the cat...

[WRT]

The amount of interest this is garnering, I would say that we may have our first blog topic lined up.

And here is MDU, on the morning of the 23rd (while he could still walk).

And here he is again, on the 24th, doing his best John Wayne impersonation.

Good luck with it all tho, from what I've heard its a breeze, just snip snap and Bob's your aunty.

[bugjuice]

just make sure they take the berries and not the twig..

who else has some cheap shots? ;)
hell, it's better than a kick in the nuts

[WRT]

Cheap shots? Isnt that the plan, that he winds up shooting blanks?

[MSTRS]

Hey, its coincidence!
Yeah yeah....heard that one before.....
Siggies preserved for the future....:rofl:

MDU - 1 day to go...
WANTED - FROZEN PEAS SUPPLIER - SNIP SNIP SNIP!
Isn't it funny - my bike and I are both getting fixed tomorrow... and we'll both be safer to ride afterwards!

Sniper - One more sleep to go till my new toy is here..........
:devil2: :corn: :chase:

[Sniper]

Ummm, err, yea, I'll just be over here, by myself, talking about stuff.

[MSTRS]

Ummm, err, yea, I'll just be over here, by myself, talking about stuff.
We luffs ya Sniper. Really.:drinknsin :grouphug:

[sels1]

Good luck mate, hope you have a speedy (not seedy) recovery.

Hmm....just thought of something worse than people videoing childbirth...:sick:

[bugjuice]

After tomorrow, MDU will contain....... no nuts


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[Karma]

No spring in his step, no more lead in the pencil

But on the up side... no kids! :D

Hey MDU, I know a few guys who oughta be stopped from reproducing, any chance you could take them with you....

[justsomeguy]

Hi N,

You have my best wishes mate.

Some of those PM's were sent in a brotherly spirit from strangers, others must have been motivated by your fun loving personality, stupid but funny jokes at KB get togethers and online and your willingness to help out fellow KB's even if it means using blood, sweat and tears (bricklaying at that kid Tony's place).

It's a pity you're getting the snip, we sure could use more of your kind in this world.

Best of Luck

JSG.

[Oakie]

Just lie back and relax. A trip to the dentist is worse. I had mine done in September last year and the worst part was just the mental thing of having your wedding tackle handled by another guy.
The best part is a couple of months later when you get to... err ... 'provide a sample'. When you look at the sample bottle before-hand and try it out for size it seems a doddle but actually trying keep everything lined up while you do the necessary to produce the sample is a real hoot!

[skelstar]

Oh good. Thanks for that Oakie:).

[crashe]

No literally - this one is for the guys...

Ever since I've put my signature block on, announcing to the world I'm going have my balls surgically disconnected from the loading and firing mechanism... there's been quite an amount of PMing going on...


Dissappointingly it's only been from guys... but it's all been supportive etc. There seems to be a comeradery is this somewhat indelicate (and let's face it... funny) topic.

Cheers all. Think of me 11:00am tomorrow in the birthing stirrups... thinking of anything but England I'm willing to bet LOL!

MDU


Mate well done...
This is the first I knew of what you were doing since coming across this thread...
I have ALL signatures turned off on KB.....

Good luck with the little operation mate.. all over and done with in a few minutes... I wish a lot more blokes would do this... since women have to go throu so much more than what a bloke ever will do.


Women get to carry the baby and give birth.
They raise the baby... (cos the men are at work or buggered off)
Men lay back and think of england...

Women have to go throu so much and why should they. They always have to have to go on the pill or have their tubes tied or suffer with having to have a hysterectomy... or have other women probs for a long time.
Just so that they don't produce any more babies.

So hats off to you mate. You are one hell of a guy to actually sit back and think about what women go throu..


PLus well done to any other guy that also thinks about what women have to go throu and make this decision as well.

You will be back riding in a week mate...after your op.
women who have a hysterectomy wont be back riding a bike for 8 weeks..
Guys see the difference.

[Sniper]

Its because women ate the apple crashe. :dodge:

pt

[ManDownUnder]

BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD IN MONTHS! LMFAO!!!!!!!

...must spread the love before giving buggy more greenies...


After tomorrow, MDU will contain....... no nuts



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[bugjuice]

lol.. made me chuckle a bit too..
took me half an hour to find the right image too!

[ManDownUnder]

No spring in his step, no more lead in the pencil

But on the up side... no kids! :D

Hey MDU, I know a few guys who oughta be stopped from reproducing, any chance you could take them with you....

I know a few guys that have trouble working out WHY they reproduced... it's the small guillotine for them!

[crashe]

Its because women ate the apple crashe. :dodge:

pt


You,......... my friend, will keep.... :whistle:
:eyepoke:

[ManDownUnder]

lol.. made me chuckle a bit too..
took me half an hour to find the right image too!

Mate - I'm not sure if I should laugh or be insulted - so I'll laugh. Bloody brilliant...

[Lazy7]

the big question surely must be "while he keep the area 'maintained' after it gets shaved tommorrow - or will he let it go back to nature?"

[Sniper]

Define "hard man": A person who jogs home after their own vasectomy

[ManDownUnder]

Mate well done...
This is the first I knew of what you were doing since coming across this thread...


Cheers... small point though - chek Quasi's thread about IRD and child support... men feel the pain too bud.

I missed my little boy's first birthday, AND his first day at school, and the day to day changes happening on our kids, and their Mum gets to stay home and see all these things (and enabling her to do that is the greatest gift I can give... I'd have it no other way).

Anyhoo... let's not drag it off topic. There's room for that debate elsewhere.

Did I mention I'm having my nuts disconnected?

[ManDownUnder]

the big question surely must be "while he keep the area 'maintained' after it gets shaved tommorrow - or will he let it go back to nature?"

oh dude - you've got to do maintain the gardens. You can't fully appreciate a statue surrounded by weeds... and the birds prefer it to perch on ...

[ManDownUnder]

Just lie back and relax. A trip to the dentist is worse. I had mine done in September last year and the worst part was just the mental thing of having your wedding tackle handled by another guy.
The best part is a couple of months later when you get to... err ... 'provide a sample'. When you look at the sample bottle before-hand and try it out for size it seems a doddle but actually trying keep everything lined up while you do the necessary to produce the sample is a real hoot!

So I might show up with my arm in a sling then LOL... see if the receptionist is "handy"?

[bugjuice]

Mate - I'm not sure if I should laugh or be insulted - so I'll laugh. Bloody brilliant...
laugh.. i did it for you..
so tomorrow, when you've parted your legs and about to part with your goods, you can think - "I contain........ no nuts"
just don't chuckle too much, the surgeon has to finish you know..

[DMNTD]

LOL...I feel for ya man :blink: Most mature thing I've ever done in my life...
Can ya imagine finally getting the ummmm balls to go through with it...you're laying on the chopping board with a ugly arsed nurse sticking a prick in ya prick...ya nuts go numb after much testing by that delicious nurse...Doc starts doing his thing(not that bad but VERY odd feeling) and not one but four different nurses come on in to get supplies from the room while ya got ya cock taped to ya belly button...:spudwhat:
Mate I made some friends that day
Damn I love Northland Hospitals :2guns: (blanks)

[bugjuice]

will it still hurt if you get kicked there?
does the jiggy still feel the same afterwards?

[Sniper]

We will have to wait for MDU to answer that buggy

[ManDownUnder]

Jees - and I thought it was funny to talk about... kinda glad I'm not alone...in a disturbed kind of a way

[Colapop]

Join the Just Juice brigade! The drinks are all same - just no alcohol.

[ManDownUnder]

Join the Just Juice brigade! The drinks are all same - just no alcohol.

Classic... I'll never look at a just juice ad the same way ever again :not: :not: :not:

[skelstar]

Once you meet cola, you dont look at anything the same way ever again...eh Col? ;)

[Colapop]

Hey, I wasn't even drinking - much....

You wait til I get Gerty - My bike to be!


I may even grow my hair and go blond. Give Poos a run for his money, maybe just make him run!

[Lou Girardin]

Wait till he asks if you want to watch while he snips it.

[Edbear]

Best thing I ever did! 16 years ago now. You wont notice any difference in appearance or performance, but such a difference in the feeling of freedom not to worry about "little consequences". after nearly losing wife and daughter at birth, we decided not to push our luck and have a fourth, so ended our family at three. Worst part is wanting sex soon after....:Oops: :argh:

[Oakie]

while ya got ya cock taped to ya belly button... (blanks)[/B]

Tape!?. I just got a rubber band attached to my shirt holding mine out of the way. (Was a depressingly small rubber band too)

[Oakie]

will it still hurt if you get kicked there?
does the jiggy still feel the same afterwards?

"Yes"
and
"Yeeeeeeeessssssssssss"

[geoffc]

No literally - this one is for the guys...
Cheers all. Think of me 11:00am tomorrow in the birthing stirrups... thinking of anything but England I'm willing to bet LOL!
MDU
Make sure you have a followup course of antibiotics. You do not want to get an infection down there, speaks one from experience!

[ManDownUnder]

all done - 11:00 came and went... and I have to say I was a tad nervous on behalf of the boys in the downstairs flat... but...

NO WORRIES!

I'd liken it to getting a medium sized filling done. The injection hurt about about as much as a dental injection (kinda painless anyway...) and the rest was numb.

So what did we do? Talk (while he wiped and snipped and cauterised and stuff). All good guys, no worries at all and yes - the pain relief is wearing off now. I'm not about to do star jumps (or go swimming till the hole is patched up... no need to go making a mess).

The REALLY cool bit was when he cauterised the ends of the tubes. Kinda hissing burning crackling noise. I laughed and he looked at me funny... c'est la vie!

He did 7 minor ops that morning... another 8 to do that day, yes he's on good money (I asked) but Eye and Skin docs are the ones really making the big dosh (you can tell by their cars y'see).

The nurse there said they get needle stick injuries more often than they admit (not that she does - just in surgery in general) and he told a joke about Winston Peters (not very good - so not worth repeating).

All in all... NO WORRIES.

Girls - block your ears... if you wanna

Guys - it feels like someone has grabbed and squeezed your balls... hardish, but not nearly to the point of getting kidney pain (if you've been there - you'll know what I mean... and let's face it - how many guys haven't... as kids...)

vasman - very capable guy, good hands (smooth skin... JOKE), just not too good on delivering the punchline of jokes is all.

Watch this space tomorrow...

[skelstar]

Well done those men.

[MSTRS]

Now that it's done, do you want the Truth????

[bugjuice]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=26737
a thread was dedicated to you for today, but obviously one of the mods deemed it drivel

well done mate, now go get some steak on it

[ManDownUnder]

LOL... you guys are taking this as seriously as I am....

and that's not saying a lot...

[Colapop]

PD??!!?? And here was me thinking we're were celebrating MDU's manliness - No, that's right it's all gone now. So you gonna stay home curled up on the mat a lot more now? You're not going to go round the neighborhood pissing on things to mark your territory and getting into fights are you? Oh no your not... or mummy will cut them off proper next time - won't she?

[Swoop]

I'm having trouble with the usename "man"downunder........

All the best on the recovery!!!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

I'm having trouble with the usename "man"downunder........

All the best on the recovery!!!!!!


LOL


... mate - if you really have a problem with it, then you gotta do a little more reading...

[kickingzebra]

Waiting for that jiggy jiggy now then.... On ya!! Full credit to that man!! (down under)