Fishy
24th March 2006, 10:57
An oldie but a goodie!...
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing the following transmission. Actually many folks did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. Apparently, the DJ's play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match" whereby the DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person being interviewed is asked to divulge the name of their partner (+ Tel. No.) for verification. If their partner subsequently answers those same 3 questions correctly, they both win the prize.
Now you've got the picture here is a transcript of a real live broadcast. Enjoy.
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian".
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married".
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please".
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me.
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Attaboy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question number 2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that, if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Attaboy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great? That is more adventure than the previous 100 times I've done it. Okay folks, I’ll put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her. You listen to this."
[3 minutes of commercials followed.]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?"
(Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinko's."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us."
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian .....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmm! That's close enough. I’m sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got 1 last question Sara. You are 1 question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the ar*e....."
After a long silence the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
..........and 312 drivers in Sydney crashed their cars laughing.
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing the following transmission. Actually many folks did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. Apparently, the DJ's play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match" whereby the DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person being interviewed is asked to divulge the name of their partner (+ Tel. No.) for verification. If their partner subsequently answers those same 3 questions correctly, they both win the prize.
Now you've got the picture here is a transcript of a real live broadcast. Enjoy.
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian".
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married".
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please".
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me.
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Attaboy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question number 2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that, if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Attaboy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great? That is more adventure than the previous 100 times I've done it. Okay folks, I’ll put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her. You listen to this."
[3 minutes of commercials followed.]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?"
(Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinko's."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us."
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian .....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmm! That's close enough. I’m sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got 1 last question Sara. You are 1 question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the ar*e....."
After a long silence the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
..........and 312 drivers in Sydney crashed their cars laughing.