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Sniper
27th March 2006, 13:16
He couldn't Budget
The Stranger
27th March 2006, 13:17
But don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil.
texmo
27th March 2006, 13:22
Im not sure what is worse the joke or CANS reply.
Sniper
27th March 2006, 13:23
But don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil.
Brilliance, bling for you mate.
ManDownUnder
27th March 2006, 13:28
I thought he worked it out with a pencil and paper...
scumdog
27th March 2006, 13:32
And then he put it in nice straight columns, one of them titled 'assets' (sorry Hitcher) I think it's what's called "getting your shit together"
idb
27th March 2006, 14:29
And then he put it in nice straight columns, one of them titled 'assets' (sorry Hitcher) I think it's what's called "getting your shit together"
Why are you drinking so early in the day?
texmo
27th March 2006, 14:37
Why are you drinking so early in the day?
because hes a cop.
Hitcher
27th March 2006, 14:56
And then he put it in nice straight columns, one of them titled 'assets' (sorry Hitcher) I think it's what's called "getting your shit together"
Brilliant! The bling machine says I have given out too much in the past 24 hours.
Swoop
27th March 2006, 14:59
Brilliant!
Hitcher, I always thought your sig line went "Cheap wine and a female goat" - Cold Chisel:apint: :buggerd:
scumdog
27th March 2006, 15:03
Why are you drinking so early in the day?

Because it enhances my thought process and hand-eye co-ordination.:crazy:

(Naked arse, I stopped from cutting the hedge, opened a can of Woodstock, sat here at the 'puter and already the Alcamhol Pohleese are ragging my arse, sheesh!!!!)