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Dafe
27th March 2006, 19:31
NZ Immigration officials are considering importing Britain's so-called lotto rapist to make New Zealand his home.

Convicted sex offender Iorworth Hoare won around $20 million in a British lottery after buying a ticket on a day release from prison.

The 53-year-old was freed last year after serving a 16 year sentence for crimes including rape, attempted rapes and indecent assault.

Britan would love to see him leave and for some reason - Our Immigration department are seriously considering giving this guy Immigration status with a new identity.

Does anybody here actually understand the benefit of bringing this sex offender into our country?
Perhaps it's because the Immigration minister is being offered a nice cushy sum???

Why would our Prime Minister not even intervene? I'll tell you why!
Coz she's a communist lesbian bitch!!! :finger:
With a circus act of so called politicians that couldn't wipe their own arses unless the government funded the loo paper!
Fucken useless government!

Up Yours Helen Clarke!!!

Colapop
27th March 2006, 19:39
Don't be too hasty Dafe. He can come, as long as we know who he is and what he looks like and where he's gonna live. He can spend up large - the more the better. Then freeze his accounts, forfeit all his possessions to the crown and kick his ass outa here!

Hanging by the balls is too good for him.

Dafe
27th March 2006, 19:44
Don't be too hasty Dafe. He can come, as long as we know who he is and what he looks like and where he's gonna live. He can spend up large - the more the better. Then freeze his accounts, forfeit all his possessions to the crown and kick his ass outa here!

Hanging by the balls is too good for him.

This guy will come to New Zealand, he will receive numerous benefits from his custom designed immigration package. He will receive funding from the British government for leaving the UK permanently.
The New Zealand government will inject hundreds of thousands of dollars to set him up here and create his new identity, paid for by you and me!

Colapop
27th March 2006, 19:45
How about then we get to 'meet' him at the airport? And once he's handed over the dosh they can have back whatever is left?

Dafe
27th March 2006, 19:50
Yeah, Fuck I'd love to. Hopefully he's on the same farken plane load of refugees that are being wined and dined personally by Helen Clarke, on return from her three month world tour.

Kamakahze her & his ass!!!

madboy
27th March 2006, 20:03
he's way overqualified to become a refugee. For starters, this guy has a hope of making a positive contribution to our economy through his spending before he touches someone else up and gets sent back to an NZ jail.

enigma51
27th March 2006, 20:04
Dont let me start on the NZ imigration service

oldguy
27th March 2006, 20:07
He,s got 20mil so our gov things he can come live here spend his money

1.House 1.2 mil. with high fences so you can't see what he's up too

2.Cars another mil tented windows so you can,t see who he's got in there


3.boat for entertaining potential victims

could go on but there are alot of people who want a piece of the pie and don't care what he has done money talks to our goverment

just think of the lawyers money can buy a good lawyer

Dafe
27th March 2006, 20:14
Eh???

This guy won't need to touch his money! Our Government will pay for everything he needs. They're good like that.

Macktheknife
27th March 2006, 20:30
Actually I hear that immigration officials have said with his record they wont let him in..... bugger!

Storm
27th March 2006, 20:36
Fuck me, a commomnsense decision- are they all pissed?
Or is a sub in for the day?

Dafe
27th March 2006, 20:59
Don't jump to conclusions too soon. The decision to not let the rapist into the coutry may not look good in Helen Clarkes portfolio application for the top job at the U.N. council. Helen Clarke won't allow for any blemishes on her application...........

Besides, In NZ if the government owned media make a suggestion - the public think "OK!" and off they go, more wool over the eyes!

MisterD
28th March 2006, 07:42
Why the fuck not let him come? We let bloody Michael Barrymore in....

bugjuice
28th March 2006, 09:10
hey, no one is steeling my sex..

what's the odds of getting out of jail, and landing on free parking? bastard..

Streetwise
28th March 2006, 09:46
Another great idea made by our government, lets kick out all the people with any idea and get in lots of rich sick fuckers to make the economy strong,,, wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo

bugjuice
28th March 2006, 10:01
took me 4 years of appealing to get residency (plus $$$).. and that's after the rest of my family were already residents.. but we won't go there..

Finn
28th March 2006, 10:08
Well guys, if this country was more appealing we wouldn't be loosing all the hard working, educated kiwi's to other countries. This government will do anything to fill the gap and in doing so will let just about anyone in, especially if they've got money which the social engineers really need.

But it's such a beautiful country. Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

bugjuice
28th March 2006, 10:09
hey, could be worse - you could be stuck in England..
i love it here

The_Dover
28th March 2006, 10:14
NZ Immigration Dept are a bunch of fuckwits.

Michael Fuckin Barrymore. The cunt isn't even funny.

That Zaoui fella, "I not terrorist, I political activist"

Any one legged, wife beating islander on dialysis "come on down, have a free house"

And countless fuckin chinese cunts that cant speak english or drive their big fuckin european cars properly. "Velly solly meester"

Grahameeboy
28th March 2006, 10:18
NZ Immigration Dept are a bunch of fuckwits.

Michael Fuckin Barrymore. The cunt isn't even funny.

That Zaoui fella, "I not terrorist, I political activist"

Any one legged, wife beating islander on dialysis "come on down, have a free house"

And countless fuckin chinese cunts that cant speak english or drive their big fuckin european cars properly. "Velly solly meester"

Sure you have not missed anyone...............

The_Dover
28th March 2006, 10:23
There's a few pommy twats on here but I let them slide cos they ride bikes.

bugjuice
28th March 2006, 10:24
syffuf

Streetwise
28th March 2006, 14:53
NZ Immigration Dept are a bunch of fuckwits.

Michael Fuckin Barrymore. The cunt isn't even funny.

That Zaoui fella, "I not terrorist, I political activist"

Any one legged, wife beating islander on dialysis "come on down, have a free house"

And countless fuckin chinese cunts that cant speak english or drive their big fuckin european cars properly. "Velly solly meester"

I agree with what you are saying NZ is loosing its happy feel, We now have to worry about racial warfare, It might sound a tad over the top, But it started this way all over the world,

Postie
28th March 2006, 14:59
it just makes Australia look even more appealing.
better roads, no special benefits for not being white, better money, cheaper accomodation, sunshine....... what ever the fuck that looks like. ok its full of Australians but i don't mind them too much.
Oh yeah, best of all, Helen Clarke doesn't live there.

Lou Girardin
28th March 2006, 16:02
Sorry to be a wet blanket here folks, but he's not allowed to leave the UK.

Motu
28th March 2006, 17:08
That's a bugger - just when I thought the biggest moaners on this site were going to pack their bags and leave the country.

El Dopa
28th March 2006, 19:14
Sorry to be a wet blanket here folks, but he's not allowed to leave the UK.

Or enter NZ, according to the press release from NZ Immigration.

...And the original story was him quoted in 'news of the screws'. For those that don't know it, its a chip wrapper from the UK that is about as reliable as some dodgy pissed bloke down the pub swearing to you it was 'this big'.

It's a wonder some of the guys on this site can ride safely, what with all the jerking knees.

enigma51
28th March 2006, 19:53
took me 4 years of appealing to get residency (plus $$$).. and that's after the rest of my family were already residents.. but we won't go there..


Im on 3 years know!