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cowpoos
27th March 2006, 20:39
Well....what a laugh that weekend was eh!

righty o...backed me shit on wensday nite...woke up on thrursday morning to rain...beautiful torrential rain...
so I sulked and bitched about it in my head for a while and waited for it to die down alil..but it didn't so I just went...Cruzed to masterton to the local suzuki dudes and they gave my bike a oil and filter and chucked a k2 racetech on the back [I do not recommend trying to scrub in a racetech in the rain...let alone ride in the rain wif a set of them on ya bike]so I doddled up to hawkesbay...

left at sparrows fart in the fuckin torrential rainy morning...headed up to learn loose bruce at the new taupo track...and what a bloody awesome track it is...was pretty slippery...I only did 4 sessions as I was getting alittle too close to the white line and the grass on my last one and though it would be best if I had a undamaged bike for getting to auckland on...I had a few problems with bottoming my suspension out around a couple of corners which was just plain hairy at times...DSS3,LB and death were havin a ball and fair motoring...LB was having a few handling problems which I think ruined his day some what...but he was still enjoying the track...
Auntie riffy raffy and speedimedic turned up to pick speedi's new botormike up...raffie riff was taking a few vid's/pics of [were the pics of me luv] the guys on the track while speedi was waiting for shaun to show up with THE_BEAST and man what a hot piece of kit it is...its almost as hot as raff riffs butt [almost luv....not quite]...so after some yarning,etc speedi and I decided to split...[well I got side tracked for about 15mins spading on keystone]...so off when went with auntie raff caging it...we stopped at tokaroa
for a slash and some gas and a durrie...and about 40mins later riffie turns up has a ciggi wif us and we all leave...in some other lil town we head down some road thats quicker to orchland...doodle along for a bit...and speedi and I start doing wheely practise...
so...we cruzing along these straights using hand signals,etc...and a bit of shouting...I'm trying to teach speedi to do wheelies on his new steed
and he pulled a couple [watch out buggie...he's gunna learn u good at them too]...we stopped for another ciggy thinking we left raffie behind...and she promptly pulls in behinds us...there was mention of a camera...so off for a few more wheelies...that didn't really turn out that well
especially my minger [lifted the front at about 80-90kmph and dropped the front wheel at 216kmph]...soon after the fuzz patrol escorted us for a while..so...got to aucks...hav a beer with WT,grunta,speedi,and RR had a orange juice [which she decided she didn't want anyway and threw a tantrum and spilt it]
and yer dodgy peoples them lot...we ended up talking about prolapsed uteris's and the various technque's on how to replace them back in..with RR looking alil pale after I discuse my technique [mite hav been when she spilt the jucie....dunno can't remeber]
So soon after speedi escorts me along the motorway thingy...points me in the right direction...and I get lost...ring dover...conversation goes..me: I'm lost...dover:where are you fag nuts...me:at a BP station...dover:cock....me:I can see a shell station down the road? dover:your a dumbshit...me:yeah...dover:I think I know where ya are I'm cum find you...me:right o...hurrie up...and he found me about 10mins later...
we went back to vixters with a whole lota random bikers for a beer...then went down to the beach...to find a small crowd of loverly peoples...well apart from the twat on the hyuosung that thought I was a ginga...well's...so much I could talk about that nite...I'll try keep it shorts...
numerous interesting events happened...I spent I bit of my time sampling and slapping all the females [and a few that at the time appeared to be females]backsides...I must say that buggie and postie hav fuckin hard butts...must be a brother thing...dunno...I did miss nicksta's...I was a lil scared of her
she looks like a cute lil thing...but I was told by gareth she bites...and never got the oppertunities to sneak up on her and give her a slap...dammit...she's got eyes in the back of her head that gal..I ll get her next time..texmo wheelied his scooter into cibby....wasn't really that funny...but it was a larf..tuff lil gal that one
dover was talking about testicals on the loud speaker of a cops car...while vixter was in the back showing them her tits and playing with their batons [that is true]
and speaking of vixter....I never known anyone to spill more drink than that gal...bloody hell...should be put down that one...a few bikes got showers...including a few golden showers [we got a honda....whoooooaaaahhhh!!!]...and fuck buggies a quik runner...lol
Gareth got a lil lippy or something...and swanny [the twat] and dover chucked him in the sea...I slapped a few more arse's...and learnt that fishslayers misses is a scientist...so i gave her a slap...and she gave me one back...so I gave her another one...and then she gave me another one...
until I got side tracked by something else...I tryed teaching gareth a few hit lines...and by the end off the night I caught him touching vixters tit...so something must hav worked...either that [most likely case really] or vicky got sick of saying no and paniced and gave in...
Mr skid had a glass of wine and ended up sleeping in cibbys car for the most of the nite...lame..o..miss buggie and I had a pleasent conversation about makeup..she pinches her cheeks and uses blusher apparently...so I thought it would be prudent to give her a slap on the cheek...turns out
she wasn't talkin about her butt cheeks....oh mybad...after a bit more of this and that going on,we all headed back to vixtars with some random fella...who tex took back to his place to get some more piss...home brew....ewwwwwww....8l of the shit...I stopped drinkin but the rest of it dissapeared...and
the night sorta ended about 5ish [well some people had dissappeared and gone to sleep anyway]...
Next morning some twat wakes me up at 9:30...and we spend the morning watching kids movies and waiting for gareth to cook breakfast...it was dam near lunch time by the time we got feed!!...primo feed though bro...
bout mid arvo...auntie raffs riffs,mr me,speedi and nc chick....turn up to escort me to papakura bro [was told u hav to say the bro thing]...and we pack up kids bikes,etc and head to WT's secret test track for stunting/racing kids botormikes and the pit racer..via the bottle store..and what a laugh that is...WT and the crew are on too it...WT shows us a few fast laps and wheelies on the pit bike..[and a knee down on it..next lap he got cocky and binned...points for larfin straight away though...lol]..then tristin showed us some impresive skills on the minimoto [that boi is quick]...we play around for a while and trashy starts saying how well built the pit bike is..
you just can't reck the thing he says...so NC chick promptly jumps on it...rips around the track at hyper speed learning trash how its done..gets her knee down...followed by elbow...followed by foot peg...
and soon followed by the rest of her body and the whole bike...and just to make her point she repeats this 4 times in total...lesson to be learned here kids...if NC chick wants to borrow your bike...
it better a NO!!!! me thinks...hard women that one...she'ld well learn that winja!...I stepped up to the plate and showed them all how it was done...by the biggest of margin's...and lernt them all on
the kids quad...knee down through every corner and along some of the straights...and wheelies...I tell ya...I was definatly the man!! [eh trashy!!!]...
and theres another storie to be told here bout the puppies...I'll let someone else tell that one...

cowpoos
27th March 2006, 20:40
Back in the bronx [more like the projects really]...the piss drinking and blow arsing starts...
Brillent feed put on thanks to chef Mr me and Mrs me...once a lil piss gets drunk...strange and interesting things begin to happen...drunkin scooter stunting/crashing..the street magic comes out aswell..
mountain bike wheelies and stoppies [reffer to WT's mean ass stoppie here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=26851 ]...suddenly there was an offer of raffies riffs pole dancing for the boys....followed by frantic movement of chairs
and almost every guy running into the garage to find something that resembles a pole...and surprisingly both the pole and riffi raffi did some nwady dancin!!! [whooooa!!! **winks at you chicky**]
more piss got drunk next thing ya know we're moving a car off tha lawn [sorry I ment I was pushing coz it wouldnt start] for mountian bike soccor..WT promptly finds his riding kit...which consists of a snorkel googles
and a pink kids floating tube thingy..[photo please RR]..game lasted 2mins..bois kept playin on the lawn though...kids quad gets started...grunta's doin wheelies on it..he kindly hops of and gives me ago..
and I promptly filp it back wards and decide to just cut some fast laps around the lawn...and WT gives me a kind help and pushes me in to a rose bush...then the accident happens...I was screaming along the lawn close to the garden
drop my knee to the deck...fair honking it...next thing you know...riffa raffa comes in to veiw on the racing line...I use my amazing and fast reflexes to try and avoid her...but sadly I couldn't completely miss...
I put my knee down on her foot...and she dropped...just aswell speedimedic was the ambulance on stand by next to the track[errr....lawn]...other wise it could hav ended in tears...a accident like this could hav been avoided...
coz to be perfectly honest what was WT thinking letting her outta the kitchen....I mean...WTF...I'll hav a word with him at some stage...
somewhere along the line more drinkin happened and next thing ya know texmo was kicking gareths arse....both these twats had boxing gloves on smackin each other...and texmo challenged me to a fight...so we had a lil play...then he hit me a goodin in the head....a real goodin so I promptly kicked his arse...many times...but he still wanted more...to the point he wobbled a lil and said I saw black in my eyes then...so I threw me gloves off and that was enough...
credit where credit is due...he can take a frickin beating that lad...and didn't back down once...pretty hard that boi...but very fuckin stupid...
so the nite went on with numerous other shinnagins...and trashy piked and went home...so we move all the chairs,etc down to his place [it was quite timely too as we ran outta beer]...and sat there talkin shit for a another hour or so
till Mr me wobbled off home...gareth and tex crashed...till grunta and I were last ones up talking about prolapsed uterius's or something...
next morning...I awake to raffie raff trying to lace my bed with kiddies soft toys...dunno quite what was going on there...thought it was a bit dodgy really...anyways...it was raining...
fan fuckin tatstic I though...after playing with WT's bowflexer...I suited up...and pedaled down the road...and rode the whole frickin way...bar proablly a few KM on wet roads in rain most of the time...
one of the worst rides I've ever had....didn't help I was hung over either I suppose...the highlight was the yummy steak,bacon and tomatoe pie I had in taupo...tasted great...but gave me indigestion...damit...
got home and poored a bath...and watched a lil telli...checked me emails...and bobs ya uncle...sleep time....

so all that I meet...was a pleasure for you I was there...and I didn't mind meeting some of ya's...dover your a cock...cibby...ur just too cute...[and postie]...vix thanks for the bed...and the kiddies movies..
WT,RR,Mr and mrs me,grunta...thanx for the hospitality and humour in the bronx...twas a rite old larf that twas [as jimbo600 would put it]...and riff raff...sorry bout the foot luv... Quote of the trip was when WT and I were talkin about gareth hitting on chicks the nite before

yeah,but he'ld be like a stupid dog chasing a bus...he wouldn't know what to do with it once he caught it

I'ld like to thank the tour sponsers...TUI...with out TUI this wouldn't hav happened...

cowpoos
27th March 2006, 20:42
sponsers free plug

James Deuce
27th March 2006, 20:54
What a dag - you WERE one of the two bikes I saw that Thursday. You were hooning up a big hill just out of Dannevirke and I was hooning down it heading Sth.

Good day for a ride. Traffic was really quiet.

cowpoos
27th March 2006, 20:57
What a dag - you WERE one of the two bikes I saw that Thursday. You were hooning up a big hill just out of Dannevirke and I was hooning down it heading Sth.

Good day for a ride. Traffic was really quiet.

aaaahhhh....I do remeber....I only saw too bike the whole way to hawkes bay...the other just out of waipukarau... did I wave??

James Deuce
27th March 2006, 20:58
Waipuk - Dannevirke - it's all banjo country.

Got a nice big cheery wave thanx cowpoos. Made my day.

texmo
27th March 2006, 21:00
and next thing ya know texmo was kicking gareths arse....both these twats had boxing gloves on smackin each other...and texmo challenged me to a fight...so we had a lil play...then he hit me a goodin in the head....a real goodin so I promptly kicked his arse...many times...but he still wanted more...to the point he wobbled a lil and said I saw black in my eyes then...so I threw me gloves off and that was enough...
credit where credit is due...he can take a frickin beating that lad...and didn't back down once...pretty hard that boi...but very fuckin stupid...
Nice write up man, But I won facts are facts you backed out I have bragging rights. Untill next time my farm boi. And you owe me $10 for our little wager!

Riff Raff
27th March 2006, 21:05
Hey Poos, have you heard of things like spelling, punctuation and grammer?

'twas a good weekend, but I don't think it's a good idea for you and Trashy to get together too often. You're both as bad as each other.

And just to set the record straight folks, my clothes stayed very firmly in place the whole night!

Oh yeah, and Speedmedic was of absolutely no assistance when Cowpoos viciously attacked me with the quadbike and his knee. I guess he felt I was more than qualified to look after myself.

BTW Poosie, you'll keep for the kitchen comment!

N4CR
27th March 2006, 21:06
YOU DIDNT WRITE ABOUT MY FUCKIN MEAN FXR150 WHEELIE YOU HOMO.

I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT IT SUMMARISED TO 'SLAPPING' AND GETTING PISSED AND BEING SILLY BUGGERS. WAS NICE TO MEET YOU MR POOS ALTHROUGH YOU WONT REMEMBER ME AT ALL I GUESs.

texmo
27th March 2006, 21:09
YOU DIDNT WRITE ABOUT MY FUCKIN MEAN FXR150 WHEELIE YOU HOMO.

I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT IT SUMMARISED TO 'SLAPPING' AND GETTING PISSED AND BEING SILLY BUGGERS. WAS NICE TO MEET YOU MR POOS ALTHROUGH YOU WONT REMEMBER ME AT ALL I GUESs.
No you were the guy who got beaten by a scooter in a drag race twice.

cowpoos
27th March 2006, 21:10
Nice write up man, But I won facts are facts you backed out I have bragging rights. Untill next time my farm boi. And you owe me $10 for our little wager!

what was that bet again lad???

and I backed off coz I just about knocked you out....you twat....but if you wanna re-match fine...this time we be sober?

Velox
27th March 2006, 21:14
Hmmm. I also remember an in-depth conversation outside the Martinborough Hotel about prolapsed uteruses. Conversation starter Featherston-styles eh?

Crap about the weather.

R6_kid
27th March 2006, 21:14
grammar and punctuation..... D-
paragraphing...................... D-
content............................. A+++

fucken good shit mate, you make a great party when you're pissed. ROFL at you and WT taking the piss out of me, oh well, find me a single lass and i'll give her the learn (so long as she obliges)

texmo
27th March 2006, 21:17
what was that bet again lad???

and I backed off coz I just about knocked you out....you twat....but if you wanna re-match fine...this time we be sober?
You didnt knock me out I was concused I think I cant really rember that bit too well though.

The bet was if I grab jimmys balls I get a tenner we shook on it, this was just after you grab mine and squeezed like a fucking vice grip.

cowpoos
27th March 2006, 21:19
I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT IT SUMMARISED TO 'SLAPPING' AND GETTING PISSED AND BEING SILLY BUGGERS. WAS NICE TO MEET YOU MR POOS ALTHROUGH YOU WONT REMEMBER ME AT ALL I GUESs.

you wern't the skinny fella perving at nickstars butt the whole time?

Nicksta
27th March 2006, 21:19
LOL... very good write up.....
not sure if i was glad to leave early or not.....
nice to meet you, even if it was briefly Poos....
maybe next time

Crazy Steve
27th March 2006, 21:20
To...read....

My...eyes...are...burnin_...

Crazy...Steve

N4CR
27th March 2006, 21:23
you wern't the skinny fella perving at nickstars butt the whole time?

I'M NOT THAT SKINNY MIGHTaBEEN RAYZA, BUT YOU CAN SEE IT IN SO MUCH DETAIL IN CORDURA, SIMPLY AMAZING!
homo

Riff Raff
27th March 2006, 21:23
The bet was if I grab jimmys balls I get a tenner we shook on it, this was just after you grab mine and squeezed like a fucking vice grip.
I think I might actually have that conversation on video.

SwanTiger
27th March 2006, 21:27
Mr. Poos, it was a pleasure to meet you, however I was a bit dissapointed you didn't try harder when attempting to grope me.

All the girls would of been jealous.

You're still a fucken ginger.

And I want my $50 Bitch. Dover and I made a deal.

cowpoos
27th March 2006, 21:29
I think I might actually have that conversation on video.

but do you hav the event on video or photo luv

cowpoos
27th March 2006, 21:55
Hey Poos, have you heard of things like spelling, punctuation and grammer?

nah


'twas a good weekend, but I don't think it's a good idea for you and Trashy to get together too often. You're both as bad as each other. and why would that make it a bad idea to get together?


And just to set the record straight folks, my clothes stayed very firmly in place the whole night!

this bits true...and we were all very dissapointed


Oh yeah, and Speedmedic was of absolutely no assistance when Cowpoos viciously attacked me with the quadbike and his knee. I guess he felt I was more than qualified to look after myself.

nah....he told me its coz he didn't really care....


BTW Poosie, you'll keep for the kitchen comment!

lookin forward to it [I think]

bugjuice
27th March 2006, 22:44
fuk, you go on, don't ya?

N4CR
27th March 2006, 22:55
No you were the guy who got beaten by a scooter in a drag race twice.
WTF, FIRST TIME WAS A BALANCE POINT FUCKUP WHEELIE AND YOU DIDN"T BEAT ME BY MUCH THEN SECOND TIME DEAD EVEN TILL SOME SILLY SPEED WHERE THE TREU 4 STROKE TOP END GOT POWER OVER RIVAL COMPETITION. BESIDES 180 2 STROKE VS 150 4 STROKE WHAT TEH FUCK YOU SHOULD HAVE PWND ME COCKFAGs

EDIT COWPOOS MUST SUCK IF DOVER COULDNT GROPE ME PROPERLY< I SAVE THE CROWN JEWLS FORM HIM.

NotaGoth
27th March 2006, 23:04
Good to hear you all had a good time. Wish I could have made my way down to meet the famous mr poos. Maybe another time hey. :buggerd:

texmo
27th March 2006, 23:59
WTF, FIRST TIME WAS A BALANCE POINT FUCKUP WHEELIE AND YOU DIDN"T BEAT ME BY MUCH THEN SECOND TIME DEAD EVEN TILL SOME SILLY SPEED WHERE THE TREU 4 STROKE TOP END GOT POWER OVER RIVAL COMPETITION. BESIDES 180 2 STROKE VS 150 4 STROKE WHAT TEH FUCK YOU SHOULD HAVE PWND ME COCKFAGs
Automatic scooter vs a full ferring sports bike with 6 gears.

skelstar
28th March 2006, 09:31
Good write up poos. :niceone:

texmo
28th March 2006, 10:14
Shit a cowpoos post that isnt in PD shit come on people make it happen.

limbimtimwim
28th March 2006, 10:27
Shit a cowpoos post that isnt in PD shit come on people make it happen.Fuck, sorry. I'm on the case.

Blah blah me cowspoos slap bottom etc.

Fishy
28th March 2006, 10:51
On ya Poo's nice write up there mate. Bit a fun eh, see Aucks ain't so bad after all eh? or is it? :scratch:

N4CR
28th March 2006, 10:57
Automatic scooter vs a full ferring sports bike with 6 gears.

PARTIALLY FAIRED SPORTS TOURERISH COMMUTING SINGLE PISTON BIKE MORE LIKE IT. ALSO I DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF AN AUTO CLUTCH, I WON'T DROP IT AT 8GRAND AGAIN THOUGh :woohoo:

Postie
28th March 2006, 11:18
full ferring sports bike with 6 gears.

Shit, Poos must have hit you hard, sounds like you still have concussion there mate





good to see you again Poos, I hope you deleted that photo i sent ya mate. Its not for your entertainment

Colapop
28th March 2006, 13:06
Drunk disorderly dangerous and did I say drunkennesss... Sounds like a marvellous trip bar the hangover ride back.

Too much tongue for my liking though Poos...

boomer
28th March 2006, 13:10
good shit!

I trucked on down to mission bay on Friday night about 7:45 but only saw one hyosung twofiddy; I jumped on in the Hoegaarden's pub and trecked up and down the bay but i couldn't see anyone! By the looks of things i'm pretty lucky :msn-wink:

Good times!

Gazman
28th March 2006, 16:41
good report, my name is gareth too ~ :D

cowpoos
9th April 2006, 23:22
ROFL at you and WT taking the piss out of me, oh well, find me a single lass and i'll give her the learn (so long as she obliges)

so hows these learnings cumming along now you FOUND a women????

hav u figured out what to do with her yet?

R6_kid
10th April 2006, 20:17
so hows these learnings cumming along now you FOUND a women????

hav u figured out what to do with her yet?

you'll have to ask her, shes atleast seemed to enjoy the learns i handed out...

however we've gone our separate ways for the time being, i've got too much going on to be 'tied down' in a relationship.

Still up for the deal we made though, 3doz Tuis if ya can do it you man slut... and no help from dovey.

BuFfY
12th April 2006, 12:40
Glad to hear you had a great time up here Mr Poo's.. Hope I get to meet you next time

Changed my post... even though I wasn't the one who bought it up...

mikey
12th April 2006, 14:38
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh buffy,

did things not work out with gareth,

thats a real shame darl,

maybe it just wasnt ment to be........

i got some advice for the future though


















KEEP YOUR LAME SUCKY PERSONAL LIFE OUT OF DECENT THREADS!

Mr Skid
13th April 2006, 00:04
however we've gone our separate ways for the time being, i've got too much going on to be 'tied down' in a relationship.Does this mean she dumped your sorry arse?

Kornholio
13th April 2006, 00:27
Bah she edited her post...

R6_kid
13th April 2006, 09:26
Does this mean she dumped your sorry arse?

nah, i called it off actually. Do you want me to punch you again :nya:

mikey
13th April 2006, 21:47
seeing as it was so great, ill quote my self

but swap buffy with gareth,

dont forget the KT tunstall CD!


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh buffy,

did things not work out with BUFFY,

thats a real shame DICK,

maybe it just wasnt ment to be........

i got some advice for the future though


















KEEP YOUR LAME SUCKY PERSONAL LIFE OUT OF DECENT THREADS!