Just bought a new bike

[SimJen]

Thanks to the kindness of the Labour Party and their Working for Families system my family now has $400 extra a month.
Finally I decided to take the plunge and ditch the old '99 SRAD GSX-R600.
So I decided to trade it on a GSX-R1000K1 with zorst system and Power commander :) And the wife still has $200 month left :)......although she wasn't happy, perhaps I should have told her first :Pokey:
Talk about a difference in power.....:banana: a lot faster than I've ever remembered going on a big bike.
Wicked effortless wheelies and easier overtakes, it weighs 10kg less than the 6hundy and puts out 50+hp more.
Everyone should have more kids so you can get a new bike.......:slap:

[loosebruce]

Wicked Mate, yer get a good trade on the Corona, not many of them about?

[SimJen]

Yeah got the same as I paid for it.......it needed a Reg and new tyre so not bad :)
It feels good to have the biggest one ;)

[kickingzebra]

Good stuff, and as the taxpayer in this instance, at least the money Labour stole from me is going to a good cause!! Go the mighty GSXR!!

[MidnightMike]

Nice work simjen. :spudguita

[SimJen]

Exactly, its only money I've already paid in too much tax.
Im all for it :)
Its not exactly fair though, if you don't want kids you get nothing.
So they're saying pop out as many as you can and get more cash.

[Squeak the Rat]

Ahhh good to see my tax money reached deserving recipients via the effective advertising....

Congrats on the bike, :D and good luck with the wife! :mega:

[GR81]

better have another couple of kids, then the wife can get a bike :)

[bladez]

congrats on the new bike way to go have fun:Punk:

[Kornholio]

At least some good came of Labour getting back into Parliament...

[onearmedbandit]

Good decision making process there mate! Went from a SRAD 750 to a thou myself, best decision ever! Enjoy it.

[marty]

what colours? did i see you cruising down lamb st last night at about 6.30?

[Sniper]

Good on ya mate

[onearmedbandit]

Don't admit anything SimJen!

[cowpoos]

congrats on the bike....but what a fucked up reason forgetting it...

{this ain't a personal attack on you bro...}

muthafucker usless cunts this fuckin government.....I work my arse to buy you bike....that fucked up....I'm pay more in tax on the 7th of april than I earned last year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I get nothing.....not a fuckin thing!!!
they're just cunts.......fuckin cunts.......I mean......why do people need this money anyway....they earn a fuckin nuff....get a better job....

what about a guy who lives by himself or with new partner....pays child support to some hoe...and her and her current shag get working for families and child support [at rediculas rates] and there wages....they are fuck rich cunts for nothin....and that happens...its fuckin screwed up system....
If you want kids make sure you can fuckin pay for them......no excuses....

with the system the way it is....its no wonder there are solo mums out there farming babies to rape the system for a comfrotable living....sure there are genuwine cases....but fuck....has this goverment hav no fuckin brains...

rant over.....I need a beer.....[and a root.....but thats another storie for another day]

[Squeak the Rat]

has this goverment hav no fuckin brains...rant over.....I need a beer.....

Nice rant! :2thumbsup Let's not forget those ads on telly where Helen tells all these families who are getting by ok that they are entitled to money from people who either make a decision not to have kids or are not in the situation where they are able to!!!!! I thought welfare was for people in need...... But what would i know :drinkup:

[Harry33]

So how do you get a extra $400 a month from the goverment? Not trying to cause a shit fight, just wondering what this is all about.

[Squeak the Rat]

So how do you get a extra $400 a month from the goverment? Not trying to cause a shit fight, just wondering what this is all about.

Working for Families. More kids = more bling. Even couples earning over $100,000 can get *some* money if they have certain number of kids..... More kids = more motorbikes!

[Edit]: http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3620501a11,00.html

[madboy]

I read $143,000 household income with six kids and you'd still qualify or something like that. There aren't enough expletives in this world to describe how I feel about paying for some bastards f***ing motorbike (sorry fella, nothing personal - I'm pissed at the system not you). I can understand me being an intelligent hard-working chap who earns a very healthy salary, with a very healthy family income, having to subsidise those who can't afford the basics, but when I think of life's basics I'm thinking food, clothing and shelter. I don't call a f***ing gixxer thou a f***ing basic. So because I chose to keep my cock in my pants and not pop out more than one kid, I don't get any f***ing handouts from this government. Instead I'm subsiding a f***ing gixxer thou I don't even get to ride. F***ing good one Labour, I didn't vote for you then, I sure as shit won't be voting for you now ya wankers.

Nothing personal Sim. Cool bike, I'm jealous.

[Harry33]

O.K I need to get the wife busy then cause I want another bike too.

Again like Cowpoos said I'm not having a go at SimJen but.....

In all seriousness this is just another stupid goverment fuckup. I'm for helping people so they can get back on their feet etc, but helping people to bring more kids into this world (who will probably run me over in a shitty cage)pisses me off. For fucks sake, wear a rubber or deal with it yourself. Stop adding to the other wankers who take my money. No wonder I'm having to think about moving overseas so I can get ahead.

My rant over..where's the chill pill

[cowpoos]

My rant over..where's the chill pill

beer works....

[Motig]

Hey it sounds good to me. We're both working and just managing to stay afloat so if we get some of our tax back:banana: Mind you you must be pretty low paid with a few kids to get $400 hope the caculations right or:crybaby: Cowpoos how could you manage to pay more in taxes than you earned?

[kiwifruit]

Thanks to the kindness of the Labour Party and their Working for Families system my family now has $400 extra a month.
Finally I decided to take the plunge and ditch the old '99 SRAD GSX-R600.
So I decided to trade it on a GSX-R1000K1 with zorst system and Power commander :) And the wife still has $200 month left :)......although she wasn't happy, perhaps I should have told her first :Pokey:
Talk about a difference in power.....:banana: a lot faster than I've ever remembered going on a big bike.
Wicked effortless wheelies and easier overtakes, it weighs 10kg less than the 6hundy and puts out 50+hp more.
Everyone should have more kids so you can get a new bike.......:slap:

good shit!
i know the feeling of power you speak of,
went from an oil cooled 750 to my current k2,
the k2 thou feels like a mordern 600 handling wise to me after the oil boiler.
Then theres the power,
oooh the wheelies!!
Enjoy it, im sure you will :)

[Harry33]

beer works....

Yeah true...I might was well cause the sky tv now's out cause of rain fade. Bastards!! Two nights in a row of sky being messed up..and no the goverment doesn't pay for my sky lol

[Gazzar]

congrats on the bike....but what a fucked up reason forgetting it...

{this ain't a personal attack on you bro...}

muthafucker usless cunts this fuckin government.....I work my arse to buy you bike....that fucked up....I'm pay more in tax on the 7th of april than I earned last year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I get nothing.....not a fuckin thing!!!
they're just cunts.......fuckin cunts.......I mean......why do people need this money anyway....they earn a fuckin nuff....get a better job....

what about a guy who lives by himself or with new partner....pays child support to some hoe...and her and her current shag get working for families and child support [at rediculas rates] and there wages....they are fuck rich cunts for nothin....and that happens...its fuckin screwed up system....
If you want kids make sure you can fuckin pay for them......no excuses....

with the system the way it is....its no wonder there are solo mums out there farming babies to rape the system for a comfrotable living....sure there are genuwine cases....but fuck....has this goverment hav no fuckin brains...

rant over.....I need a beer.....[and a root.....but thats another storie for another day]
Good rant and i think the same way me and the wife can not have kids but our tax is paying for someones good time or f--kup in life :brick:

[cowpoos]

Cowpoos how could you manage to pay more in taxes than you earned?

easy my friend....all you need is a couple of obscure tax laws...add 2 bad bussiness decisions....and the IRD own your arse....

and I've also learnt that the more you argue with the fuckers....the more your wrong....dispite total lack of though of consequences and common scence on their part....

tis life I guess....get a good accountant....and ask him/her questions...

[u4ea]

i happen to agree with ya mate.lots of pox boxes out there and pox box partners wot bleet wile the rest of us bleed!!!!!!!!:violin:

[Harry33]

i happen to agree with ya mate.lots of pox boxes out there and pox box partners wot bleet wile the rest of us bleed!!!!!!!!:violin:

Can someone translate this....lol

[madboy]

This is what I struggle with in society today. The govt wants to give all the wrong people the money. Don't encourage people to work hard, no, encourage them to breed. That's exactly what we need. 'Cos we haven't got enough pressure on infrastructure, haven't got enough congestion. No, Auckland needs more people to clog up those roads.

[Insanity_rules]

Thats a lot of money! Damn, Well congrats on the new bike.

[Squeak the Rat]

Yeah true...I might was well cause the sky tv now's out casue of rain fade. Bastards

Haha! Is that still not fixed. Sky's blaming it on a solar eclipse which is evidently a load of bollox. :rofl:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3622764a10,00.html

Off topic? Nice bike simjen :)

[edit]: Just how much did those damn TV adverts cost?????? In my book poor people don't have telly's! [ducks for cover]

[SimJen]

Actually the extra money, didn't really buy the bike... Thats just the excuse for me trying to make it slightly sweeter for the wife ;)
She's still not happy and won't even come in to the shed to check it out :(
Oh well, her loss.........until I want sex again......:(

This is the problem for sure. But remember guys this is the governments doing not mine.
I earn a decent amount, not a heap, but enough to cover most of our expenses. We waited until we were older to have kids (well early 30's) so we could have a house etc.
Then the government who I didn't vote for gives money away.
Who in their right mind is going to say no to extra money out of principal.
I pay my taxes, infact I've paid over $11,000 in P.A.Y.E this year, plus when I fill the car or bike up over 80c per litre goes to the greedy fuckers in tax.
Its not fair to others that don't or can't have kids, but the government was voted in simple as that, by guys just like yourselves...people that supposedly knew best!
National was promising tax breaks across the board, which was a fairer scheme, but all they got was a load of hassle and people complaining about how the government couldn't afford it.
Jeezus, exactly the same thing that labours getting now.
All this is effectively doing is making poor lower socio-economic people on low wages pop out sprogs for more cash.
A guy at my work was going on about how unfair it was........but I seem to recall him trying to tell us all how great Labour was at election time.....seems not everyone reads the fine print.
But the Sun shines out of Teflon Helens ass or so it seems.
Hopefully when this government goes tits up, the superceding party does things right (or at least better).
If some of you want go to the Working for families calculator and put in some figures.....its fucking amazing with everyone basically getting something: https://interact.ird.govt.nz/forms/famcalc2007 try putting 2 or more kids in to see the money rack up :)
Welcome to the Socialist state of NZ.

[SimJen]

what colours? did i see you cruising down lamb st last night at about 6.30?

No not me Marty, only just got it today :)
haven't been to Cambridge for ages.

[boomer]

....I pay my taxes, infact I've paid over $11,000 in P.A.Y.E this year....

It's fukin daylight robbery thats what it is!!! i've paid near on 50k in fuckin tax this year and have 2 lovely rug rats..a dog and 2 cats..oh and a handfull of fukin fish!!! wheres my new fukin bike? infact they can pay for my fukin V8! If you do the maths i'm actually probably better off getting a worse paid job :Pokey:

It makes me wonder.. it really does?! Oh wait.. i can't complain.. i'm a tourist :baby:

ps.. nice bike :kick:

[marty]

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my wife and i work reasonably hard - me 2700 chargeable hours this year, she about 2500, but we get nothing except a bigger tax bill, so that simon can buy his new bike.....

bugger.

[cowpoos]

i happen to agree with ya mate.lots of pox boxes out there and pox box partners wot bleet wile the rest of us bleed!!!!!!!!:violin:

right on doll....




you speak funny.....you talkin wif ya mouth full?

[marty]

there's obviously not a lot of money in web, cad and graphic design, or you have a good accountant, and you're just ripping the system

[marty]

although, i have just built a brand new house, bought a busa, been overseas, and are off to new york in a couple of months, so it's not all wrist slitting depression....

[duckaddict]

congrats on the bike....but what a fucked up reason forgetting it...

{this ain't a personal attack on you bro...}

muthafucker usless cunts this fuckin government.....I work my arse to buy you bike....that fucked up....I'm pay more in tax on the 7th of april than I earned last year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I get nothing.....not a fuckin thing!!!
they're just cunts.......fuckin cunts.......I mean......why do people need this money anyway....they earn a fuckin nuff....get a better job....

what about a guy who lives by himself or with new partner....pays child support to some hoe...and her and her current shag get working for families and child support [at rediculas rates] and there wages....they are fuck rich cunts for nothin....and that happens...its fuckin screwed up system....
If you want kids make sure you can fuckin pay for them......no excuses....

with the system the way it is....its no wonder there are solo mums out there farming babies to rape the system for a comfrotable living....sure there are genuwine cases....but fuck....has this goverment hav no fuckin brains...

rant over.....I need a beer.....[and a root.....but thats another storie for another day]

Thanks mate, you said it all.

[bondagebunny]

needs to be thrown out -

The dude who was so quick to go and grab my extra tax money for his bike has not thought what he has done - he has signed up to a government hand out from which he will never escape - short term greed will bring him a lot of shit and misery in the future, every pay rise he gets will cost him more in tax so effectivley he will be going nowhere for years - and he will have to keep voting for Helen to keep his extra money - which is what the bitch intended.

Any today she started taking the money back with a rise in petrol taxes - in other countries this would cause rioting in the streets but kiwis just take it up the arse. from a dyke bitch

other countries would burn the gas stations and follow up that with a govt building or two

protests in the streets here - nope cant be bothered - cant afford the gas to get to Queen st.

All you fucks that voted for helen and her corrupt crew desrve what you are getting. pity about the rest of us- you know the majority who didnt vot for her

[cowpoos]

needs to be thrown out -

The dude who was so quick to go and grab my extra tax money for his bike has not thought what he has done - he has signed up to a government hand out from which he will never escape - short term greed will bring him a lot of shit and misery in the future, every pay rise he gets will cost him more in tax so effectivley he will be going nowhere for years - and he will have to keep voting for Helen to keep his extra money - which is what the bitch intended.

Any today she started taking the money back with a rise in petrol taxes - in other countries this would cause rioting in the streets but kiwis just take it up the arse. from a dyke bitch

other countries would burn the gas stations and follow up that with a govt building or two

protests in the streets here - nope cant be bothered - cant afford the gas to get to Queen st.

All you fucks that voted for helen and her corrupt crew desrve what you are getting. pity about the rest of us- you know the majority who didnt vot for her

bling dispatched....

[SimJen]

The dude who was so quick to go and grab my extra tax money for his bike has not thought what he has done - he has signed up to a government hand out from which he will never escape - short term greed will bring him a lot of shit and misery in the future, every pay rise he gets will cost him more in tax so effectivley he will be going nowhere for years - and he will have to keep voting for Helen to keep his extra money - which is what the bitch intended.

No I didn't vote for her :argh: you don't get it. I prefered Nationals system of tax breaks across the board...
I didn't grab your extra tax money. I work hard and pay tax and have never been on a benefit or had a student loan.
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble & the government won't have to pay for healthcare for smoking related diseases for me.
So the way I see it, its them giving me some of my own tax back. Yes its unfair to those unable to claim it, but unfortunately thats life.
I know people who earn a lot more than me, and get $500+ a month because they have more kids.........
And if you read my post a couple of posts back you will see I didn't really use the money for the bike:


Actually the extra money, didn't really buy the bike... Thats just the excuse for me trying to make it slightly sweeter for the wife
She's still not happy and won't even come in to the shed to check it out
Oh well, her loss.........until I want sex again.......

Actually, we've decided to put the money aside for our daughter. This way she can benefit, and by the time she's old enough to get access to it, Helen Clark and her bunch of Kronies will be a distant bitter memory.:spudwave:
The main reason of this post was to highlight the complete idiocy and imcompetence of the current government, which judging by the comments left by you guys has left a sour taste in many mouths.
Hopefully all you peeps will be voting them out next time :yeah: