Hitcher
3rd April 2006, 11:22
A crusty old Chief Petty Officer found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Chief replied. "Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his medals and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Chief's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally, the young lady said, "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
The Chief looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, while panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I should hope not ma'am. It's only 2130 now."
There was no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Chief replied. "Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his medals and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Chief's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally, the young lady said, "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
The Chief looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, while panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I should hope not ma'am. It's only 2130 now."