Drive thru coffee

[PaddyFZ1]

Watching a bit of TV last night i kept getting bombarded by these stupid Mc D's ads, promoting their decent coffee availiable at the drive thru.
I know a lot of people already drink while they drive their cage, but do you really think that they should be promoting this sort of thing, the cagers already have enough to keep them occupied while they attempt to keep the cage on the road.
And how many people do you think will wait till they get to their destination before the get stuck into their decent coffee.....Nooooooooooone:mad:

[bugjuice]

hey, never have to leave the car.. that can only be a good thing, can't it? I mean, I hate walking the 20 feet from the carpark to the door.. just such a chore.

[kickingzebra]

I got my bike right up to the atm last night in pissing down rain. I was most pleased with myself. Can't say I would do the same for coffee though... Cause i don't have a flip face helmet. Could be a disaster.
I'll drink coffee or whatever and drive, but depends on conditions.

[Finn]

Even their primo coffee tastes like fries. McDonalds are among a growing list of banned companies in our household. Included in this is KFC. Did you know that Colonel Sanders was a member of the world-controlling organisation, the Pentaverate, before he died? I hate the Colonel with his wee, beady eyes and that smug look on his face. 'Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken, ohhhh!' Colonel Sanders put an addictive chemical in the chicken which makes a person crave it fortnightly.

Source: Mike Myers

[bugjuice]

so what are you saying Finn..?? They adding something horrible addictive stuff, like caffeine to their coffee?

hey, and if they can reuse a bit of deep fat frier oil to thin out their hot drinks, then good on 'em.. saves chucking it down the drain and wasting it

[chickenfunkstar]

I drink / eat / smoke all the time when i'm driving. Sometimes I even talk on a cell phone! :eek5:

I've never crashed / nearly crashed while doing so, whats the problem?

[Finn]

so what are you saying Finn..?? They adding something horrible addictive stuff, like caffeine to their coffee?


I'm glad I'm not the only one that can see right through their evil ways. They're like those bastards who put nicotine in tobbaco and pheromones in vaginas.

[bugjuice]

bastards..

[Sparky Mark]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that can see right through their evil ways. They're like those bastards who put nicotine in tobbaco and pheromones in vaginas.


Thank god they got it the right way round!! :msn-wink:

[MisterD]

McDonalds are among a growing list of banned companies in our household. Included in this is KFC.

Yeah never mind the stupid concept of getting coffee from a drive-through (getting coffee is supposed to be a break for f-s sake)....anyone purchasing from McD's, Starbucks or any other shithouse US corporation, when any NZ city you care to mention has umpteen local alternatives should be deported to Australia where they obviously belong.

[bugjuice]

Thank god they got it the right way round!! :msn-wink:
hey, there's nothing wrong with smokin a pussy or two..

[kickingzebra]

mmmm vaginal pherimones... so much cheaper in the short term than all the stuff the 20 spam emails a day offer to sell me.

[Finn]

hey, there's nothing wrong with smokin a pussy or two..

But you don't want penis cancer. I've heard it's very nasty. Similarly, a burnt tongue is very uncomfortable.

[bugjuice]

the risks we take for good lovin.. :yeah:

[MisterD]

hey, there's nothing wrong with smokin a pussy or two..

If you're getting smoke, I reckon you need to try K-Y

[bugjuice]

thanx, but it's only effective for so long....

[Swoop]

Coffee and also tea = :puke:


Why waste time on that shit when there's beer to be had...:drinknsin :beer: :yes: :yes:




Hmmm, perhaps drive-thru beer??? :corn:

[Str8 Jacket]

Why waste time on that shit when there's beer to be had

hehe, I can just see it now... "Its gonna be a good day today, already had 4 beers before I started work and im feeling greeeat!" :crazy:

[kickingzebra]

mmm beeeeerrrrrr. Give me beersex! before work at work, and during and after!!

I am so much more a person for learning how to be rooted shooted and prosecuted!! alright!! Thanks Kiwibiker!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

mmm beeeeerrrrrr. Give me beersex! before work at work, and during and after!!

Would certainly improve staff moral, not so sure about the production side of things though...

[kickingzebra]

We are all obviously so productive, my post counts go through the roof when I am work, as do everyone elses... I don't think it will make bugger all difference. Maybe we would do more work... I have an email at home about that, i'll post it tonight... Hey, takes away all the pressure of the day, except the drive home!!

[Madness]

As a firm believer in artifical stimulants I have to reccomend Wild Bean Cafe. Large fat white, with an extra shot of course.Have one every morning, in the cage.

As for KFC, I had the pleasure of recieving a guided tour through a chicken processing plant a few years ago:puke: . They had a KFC machine in operation, cuts ém up just right. These days I only eat it occasionally, when I've been Ill and vomitting or shitting for a few days prior.

[kickingzebra]

Wild bean = nasty burnt coffee and burnt milk... I never would have known the difference, but my wife is a barista thingy, coffee maker. She hates the stuff, but tells me all about it. Now I am an enlightened coffee biartch. Went to her work today they said, what coffee do you want. I said, they're all the bloody same so what difference does it make... Knowledge is power...

[Shadows]

I agree that having hot coffee while driving is extremely dangerous. I don't know how many times I've burnt my scrote with the stuff.