The school system these days...

[ManDownUnder]

Every night when I get home, I like to ask about Ruben's day - what he did, enjoyed, learned etc... and yesterday I got the thrill of a lifetime.

HE CAN MAKE FARTING NOISES UNDER HIS ARMPITS :banana:

It's gotta be up there with the other milestones - first word, first steps, first day at school etc. And hell it's funny - the farting noise combined with the smile and Mum's less than supportive reaction just makes it all worth while LMAO

... as you were...

MDU

[crashe]

Yep they learn so much at school these days.... :whistle:

Oh and not everyone can do farting sounds under their armpits.

Some of us have to fart the proper and correct way.... :rofl: :rofl:




Somewhere down the track at school, they also learn to read, write and even do maths.
:hitcher: :hitcher: :hitcher:

[Fishy]

and learn how to look up school girls skirts with bits of mirror under your shoe laces :whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

Yep they learn so much at school these days.... :whistle:
tis good aye!


Oh and not everyone can do farting sounds under their armpits.

I know - and I'm so proud!


Some of us have to fart the proper and correct way.... :rofl: :rofl: sorry should have said - he's well and truley mastered that


Somewhere down the track at school, they also learn to read, write and even do maths.:hitcher: :hitcher: :hitcher:

Na - that's not in the curriculum anymore

[Ixion]

He's bound to be able to get NCEA credits for it !

[Sniper]

So has he taught you yet MDU?

[Motu]

None of my kids has been to school - but they know how to armpit fart! I think it's an ability they are born with...and in the right circumstances,an unguarded moment...

[Swoop]

He's bound to be able to get NCEA credits for it !
Unfortunately he cannot get on the polytech courses (farting noises from your armpit - a short discourse on it's evolution) since it has been cancelled due to gubbinment intervention and cancellation of funding...:buggerd: :cry: :lol:

[Ixion]

But it's still available as a paper in the "Essential Social Skill" module.

[MSTRS]

....or just pop in to Cambridge High....

[Mental Trousers]

Good to see something traditional is still being taught in the education system these days. Pity it doesn't extend to spelling and grammar.