Side effects may include...

[Finn]

Not often do you actually read the instructions that come with the little packet of pills that the doc prescribes for you...

What the fuck is he trying to do to me? Bastard!

Side effects may include;

Abdominal cramps, agitation, anxiety, black tongue, bleeding sores, blood disorders, blurred vision, breast development in males, confusion, congestive heart failure, constipation or diarrhea, cough, fever, sore throat, delusions, dilated pupils, disorientation, dizziness, drowsiness, dry mouth, episodes of elation or irritability, excessive or spontaneous flow of milk, fatigue, fever, flushing, frequent urination or difficulty or delay in urinating, hair loss, hallucinations, headache, heart attack, heart failure, high blood pressure, high or low blood sugar, high pressure of fluid in the eyes, hives, impotence, increased or decreased sex drive, inflammation of the mouth, insomnia, intestinal blockage, irregular heartbeat, lack of coordination, light-headedness (especially when rising from lying down), loss of appetite, nausea, nightmares, odd taste in mouth, palpitations, purple or reddish-brown spots on skin, rapid heartbeat, restlessness, ringing in the ears, seizures, sensitivity to light, skin itching and rash, stomach upset, stroke, sweating, swelling due to fluid retention (especially in face or tongue), swelling of breasts, swelling of testicles, swollen glands, tendency to fall, tingling, pins and needles, and numbness in hands and feet, tremors, visual problems, vomiting, weakness, weight gain or loss, yellowed skin and whites of eyes.

Oh my god.

[SPman]

Its OK though, you won't get them all at once.........

[Swoop]

swelling of breasts

Hmmm. So what are you doing tonight sweetie???:blip: :blip: :blip:

[Madness]

I have all of those symptoms... and that's on a good day. They're probably packaged for the U.S, therefore warn against absolutely every possible side-effect to avoid legal costs from trawlers, likely or not.

Unless you've got the blue ones of course, then you're fucked.

[Rosie]

You could get swollen breasts AND swollen testicles?
Probably better not to know what the doctor is trying to do to you :buggerd:

[Patrick]

So the Doc gave you these becuase you were felling fine and normal today? Putting you back to the norm as we know it???:drinkup:

[Finn]

Hmmm. So what are you doing tonight sweetie???:blip: :blip: :blip:

Geez mate, your love really is unconditional. Did you note one of the side effects is diarrhea? Just keep your visor down.

[onearmedbandit]

And for how many years have you been taking these Finn?

I know what you mean though, for 3 years after my accident they still had me on 35 pills a day to combat pain. Then speaking with my specialist one afternoon he suggested I might want to drop one type of pill I was taking, since when it combines with one of the other drugs I was on the effect leads to kidney failure. Thanks a fucking lot, 3yrs of biffing these things down my throat. Now I take nothing.

[Madness]

So are you going to down a couple and go for a night ride? Could get interesting, maybe you should get drunk first as well.

[Finn]

And for how many years have you been taking these Finn?


Long enough to develop 48DD's. And those are my testicles.

[R6_kid]

now thats sounds like a shit load of fun, with a real bad hangover at the same time...

[*sic]

"side effects may include everything possibly bad / good."

[onearmedbandit]

Long enough to develop 48DD's. And those are my testicles.


Well there goes the theory about bigger balls meaning faster rider.........

[Sniper]

Fuck me, thats a shit load, no wonder you ride a Honda

[NotaGoth]

And for how many years have you been taking these Finn?

I know what you mean though, for 3 years after my accident they still had me on 35 pills a day to combat pain. Then speaking with my specialist one afternoon he suggested I might want to drop one type of pill I was taking, since when it combines with one of the other drugs I was on the effect leads to kidney failure. Thanks a fucking lot, 3yrs of biffing these things down my throat. Now I take nothing.


Someone I know. Doctor prescribed them a whole heap of medication. It was the people working at the chemist who picked up on the stuff up. Would have been a very very very big boo boo if 2 of the particular items prescribed were taken together.

[cowpoos]

And for how many years have you been taking these Finn?

I know what you mean though, for 3 years after my accident they still had me on 35 pills a day to combat pain. Then speaking with my specialist one afternoon he suggested I might want to drop one type of pill I was taking, since when it combines with one of the other drugs I was on the effect leads to kidney failure. Thanks a fucking lot, 3yrs of biffing these things down my throat. Now I take nothing.
absaloutly nothing???? are u sure sir?

[onearmedbandit]

Yup, if I have to live with pain I'd rather be in a state of awareness then feeling like a zombie.

We are talking prescription only are we not?

[MacD]

Viagra (http://www.medsafe.govt.nz/profs/Datasheet/v/viagratab.htm)? :buggerd:

[u4ea]

maybe cat wormers?????????????????

[Swoop]

Geez mate, your love really is unconditional. Did you note one of the side effects is diarrhea? Just keep your visor down.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Colapop]

Finn, you do realise those 'pills' are a supository?

[Darryboy]

...swelling of testicles...excessive or spontaneous flow of milk...

Well I can understand those two going hand in hand.

[Ixion]

Finn, you do realise those 'pills' are a supository?

*sits back*

:corn:

*waits for someone to make inevitable comment about them being the special sort for people with their head up their arse *

and if they don't , I have :rofl:

[Finn]

Finn, you do realise those 'pills' are a supository?

Yes Colapop, I'm not stupid. The instructions on the bottle clearly state "insert into rectum" The first time was a bit awkward and uncomfortable but I found that a little KY made it much easier. They really should make those bottles a bit smaller.

[Colapop]

Just checking - you know what happened when I said you had verbal diaoreahh!

[Mental Trousers]

Side effects may include;

Abdominal cramps, agitation, anxiety, black tongue, bleeding sores, blood disorders, blurred vision, breast development in males, confusion, congestive heart failure, constipation or diarrhea, cough, fever, sore throat, delusions, dilated pupils, disorientation, dizziness, drowsiness, dry mouth, episodes of elation or irritability, excessive or spontaneous flow of milk, fatigue, fever, flushing, frequent urination or difficulty or delay in urinating, hair loss, hallucinations, headache, heart attack, heart failure, high blood pressure, high or low blood sugar, high pressure of fluid in the eyes, hives, impotence, increased or decreased sex drive, inflammation of the mouth, insomnia, intestinal blockage, irregular heartbeat, lack of coordination, light-headedness (especially when rising from lying down), loss of appetite, nausea, nightmares, odd taste in mouth, palpitations, purple or reddish-brown spots on skin, rapid heartbeat, restlessness, ringing in the ears, seizures, sensitivity to light, skin itching and rash, stomach upset, stroke, sweating, swelling due to fluid retention (especially in face or tongue), swelling of breasts, swelling of testicles, swollen glands, tendency to fall, tingling, pins and needles, and numbness in hands and feet, tremors, visual problems, vomiting, weakness, weight gain or loss, yellowed skin and whites of eyes.

Oh my god.

All of that from Viagra?? I'd never have known. Thanks.

[Finn]

All of that from Viagra?? I'd never have known. Thanks.

Viagra has changed my life. For years I had a major problem falling out of bed while asleep. One pill before bedtime - problem solved.

[Lou Girardin]

Not often do you actually read the instructions that come with the little packet of pills that the doc prescribes for you...

What the fuck is he trying to do to me? Bastard!

Side effects may include;

.

It's bit late now Finn. Don't you have a mirror?

[Finn]

It's bit late now Finn. Don't you have a mirror?

Of course I do. How do you think I got that damn bottle up my ass?

Besides, I'm handsome and you know it.

[TONO]

Someone I know. Doctor prescribed them a whole heap of medication. It was the people working at the chemist who picked up on the stuff up. Would have been a very very very big boo boo if 2 of the particular items prescribed were taken together.

Don't want to hijack the thread but this is the very reason Helen & her cronies should not allow supermarkets into the pharmaceutical business.:doctor:

[kickingzebra]

Long enough to develop 48DD's. And those are my testicles.
Finn, it was a nasal spray, not an anal spray!!