Caption contest -- KYO 8

[Hitcher]

Folks

It's Friday. It has been a long hard week. So for something completely different, here's a caption contest.

You know the drill by now -- Bling for podium finishers.

Knock yourselves out!

[Colapop]

"OOooo is that Cowpoos I smell?"
"F*ck up Dover, this was your idea"

[skelstar]

Would someone knock me out in hope that I dont remember seeing that picture?
Thanks.

[Grahameeboy]

Would someone knock me out in hope that I dont remember seeing that picture?
Thanks.

:bash: .......................feel better

[Grahameeboy]

"OOooo is that Cowpoos I smell?"
"F*ck up Dover, this was your idea"

I can't wait to smell CowPoos in June in MANfield.............mmmmmer

[MSTRS]

Two members of the National Lispers Association were asked to "Perform in a song"....

[The_Dover]

Finn and Quasi decide to settle their differences the way real men do.......

[Eurodave]

Role playing at an asian defensive driving course

[Krayy]

Mikey and Winja reckoned that if their wrestling outfits didn't get the girls, they could always try their "chick magnets".

:banana:

[scumdog]

After completing their body-building course WINJA and mikey thought they would score more women with their new 'macho look' slim-line leotards!!!
(although WINJA had the feeling they were wearing them back to front and didn't like the smell on his middle finger....)

[The_Dover]

Helen's new haircut and Political Power Ranger outfit was quickly adopted by National.

Don was surprised at just how comfortable it really was.

[Sniper]

"My nipples look like Milk Duds"

"Im twurning Japanese, I Fwink Im twuning Japanese, I welly fwick so."

[Postie]

Folks

It has been a long hard............


not the words you really want to be using preceding that picture Hitcher

[Sniper]

Sniff my fingers.

[MSTRS]

Steve and Nigel felt their magnetic personalities needed a *little* assistance

[Rosie]

Mikey and Winja reckoned that if their wrestling outfits didn't get the girls, they could always try their "chick magnets".

:shit: Will lining my helmet with tinfoil safeguard me against these chick magnets?

[Lazy7]

i'll never eat M&M's again. :oi-grr:

[Rosie]

Management's cost-cutting decision to outsource labour for the Spanish Inquisition was a resounding success.

[Colapop]

Dirty Sanchez you say? Now what do I do with my finger?

[Swoop]

Captain S: "Now, Captain N, we are fully prepared to drive our cage in style - but please be careful where you put your right hand in future..."

[shazzygirl]

... not naked stick men!

[WRT]

Hey, you with the camera, you sure this is how you are supposed to use the slingshots?

[The_Dover]

After the success of the revolutionary head to toe running suit at the last Olympics the Australians decided to test their latest sportswear technology at the Commonwealth Games.

[Sniper]

See attached

[Eurodave]

Yamazuki-San & Hondaha-San caught on film testing their new budgie smugglers

[oldrider]

Playing the field in Japan has new meaning!

[Blairos]

"Now Hiroshi-san - where is that clossbow these berong to..."

[The_Dover]

Haga and Kagayama weren't convinced that the new Dainese gear was gonna offer much protection on the track....

[Blairos]

"Niwa-san - you look like a cock!"

[cowpoos]

"OOooo is that Cowpoos I smell?"
"F*ck up Dover, this was your idea"
your just to funny eh.....lol

[froggyfrenchman]

Next year, lets borrow our wives' costumes.. The daughters are just a bit small.

[Eurodave]

"The new taiwanese crash test dummies were amazingly lifelike!"

[oldrider]

Pheww, I think thats ozone from your lowzone, North pole San!

[Blackadda]

This is the reason why there have never been any japanese super heroes?

Undi tooooo tight :cry:

[hazard02]

You all saw it coming....
29683

[Madness]

Due to enormoue student loan debt amongst University Graduates, The Ministry of Education has resorted to filling secondary teaching vacancies with foreign nationals. Amongst the hardest positions to fill are secondary science teachers. Pictured below, physics teachers mr. Honda and mr. Kawasaki from Wainuiomata High, where a job-share program is being trialled.

[Patrick]

After Gixsers comment about "sharing Mikeys straight jacket..." (See thread For Cops Only, post 387)

Gixser (in blue, or red, whatever) - "Ohhh Mikey, aren't these much nicer than your tight fitting straight jacket.."

Mikey (in blue or red, whatever...) - "Mmmmmmmm but its your turn to turn your magnet upside down for us to share..."

[Big Dave]

So that's what they mean by bi-polar?

[babyB]

red= No! he farted, can i hit him?
blue= ooow Shit, that was nearly the goods
bad for magnetisum suit



blue= oww now i know why he dosent stand up(in a high piched voice)

[hazard02]

Say 'no' to nukes.

(too subtle?)

[Skyryder]

Magnetic personalities springs to mind. Not.

Skyryder

[Qkchk]

Durex condoms try to break into the asian market.............

[Maha]

'' If i yank blue boy's noodle '' will he expand like noodle ?.....:tugger:

[Indiana_Jones]

"Holy polar fields N man"

-Indy

[Insanity_rules]

Whoa Hiroshi..... That growth potion you invented did work, we're going to be the tallest asians in the world. But now our cool wrestling costumes are waaaay to small. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

[Hitcher]

A disappointing response to this one. Must be planetary alignments or something.

In the judge's final determination, there is only one response worthy of a podium finish.

Post #6, MSTRS.

[Rincewind]

Folks

It's Friday. It has been a long hard week. So for something completely different, here's a caption contest.

You know the drill by now -- Bling for podium finishers.

Knock yourselves out!
Where did you hide the gun Steve ????