Dealing with old people....

[kro]

I have a favourite T shirt. My favourite T shirt reads "witness relocation program" on the back of it, in about 25mm high letters.

Whilst buying beer at New World tonight, I was tapped on the back by a silver haired lady, who thought I was unwise to be wearing a shirt that announced my involvement in being reloacted as a result of being a witness.

What on Gods green earth could I say to this lovely woman?, I said " you are probably right ", while the guy behind her tried not to laugh too loud.

I love the elderly.

[hXc]

You can be my new best friend

[Karma]

eu·tha·na·sia
The act or practice of ending the life of an individual suffering from a terminal illness or an incurable condition, as by lethal injection or the suspension of extraordinary medical treatment.

[Gremlin]

eu·tha·na·sia
:lol:

I would ask who would then look after your kids... but then I realised no-one in their right mind would give you kids :kick:

[Scorpygirl]

Ain't the elderly lufferly!!! :killingme :killingme :motu:

[oldrider]

You might have been tangling with the "eraser". Did she look a bit like Arnie in drag? :rolleyes:

[ZorsT]

I have a favourite T shirt. My favourite T shirt reads "witness relocation program" on the back of it, in about 25mm high letters.

Whilst buying beer at New World tonight, I was tapped on the back by a silver haired lady, who thought I was unwise to be wearing a shirt that announced my involvement in being reloacted as a result of being a witness.

What on Gods green earth could I say to this lovely woman?, I said " you are probably right ", while the guy behind her tried not to laugh too loud.

I love the elderly.
Another question:

What DID you do?

[WINJA]

Another question:

What DID you do?
I KNOW WHAT I WOULDA DONE , I WOULDA SHAGGED HER ,OLD CHICKS LIKE THAT MAKE ME HORNY:buggerd:

[oldrider]

I KNOW WHAT I WOULDA DONE , I WOULDA SHAGGED HER ,OLD CHICKS LIKE THAT MAKE ME HORNY:buggerd:
Probably not for long enough to make her horny though WINJA.
Old chicks like that could probably suck you young studs up and blow you out in little bubbles.
You may have to wait untill you get there to find out!
Like the cheese man says in the adds "good things take time". :wari:

[Ixion]

Ever think she might'a been taking the mickey on y' ?

[Calo]

I KNOW WHAT I WOULDA DONE , I WOULDA SHAGGED HER ,OLD CHICKS LIKE THAT MAKE ME HORNY:buggerd:

They don't swell and they don't tell. :shifty:

[APPLE]

I KNOW WHAT I WOULDA DONE , I WOULDA SHAGGED HER ,OLD CHICKS LIKE THAT MAKE ME HORNY:buggerd:
Aarhh,im ''in the clouds''on that one winja

[WINJA]

They don't swell and they don't tell. :shifty:
UP THE BUM=NO BABY

[WINJA]

Ever think she might'a been taking the mickey on y' ?
YEAH FUCKEN OLD PEOPLE CANT BE TRUSTED , I HAD A STICKER ON MY CAR WHICH HAPPENED TO BE A REAL HEAP OF SHIT THAT SAID 'DONT LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE IN HERE' . SOME OLD CUNT CAME UP TO ME AND POINTED TO THE STICKER AND SAID YOU DONT REALISE HOW OFFENSIVE THAT IS AND ME BEING ME SAID YES I DO ITS MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE I LIKE IT WHEN OLD FUCKS LIKE YOU FROTH AT THE MOUTH , AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT SO FUCK OFF.
I WENT INTO MCDONALDS HAD A FEED CAME BACK OUT AND THE STICKER WAS TORN OFF , SO I DROVE ROUND JOHNSONVILLE LOOKING FOR THE FUCKER TO GIVE HIM A BEATING, LUCY FOR HIM I COULDNT FIND HIM , IT WAS ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO AND I THINK I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE , NEEDLESS TO SAY HES ON MY LIST

[hXc]

WINJA: You're my idol

[oldrider]

YEAH FUCKEN OLD PEOPLE CANT BE TRUSTED , I HAD A STICKER ON MY CAR WHICH HAPPENED TO BE A REAL HEAP OF SHIT THAT SAID 'DONT LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE IN HERE' . SOME OLD CUNT CAME UP TO ME AND POINTED TO THE STICKER AND SAID YOU DONT REALISE HOW OFFENSIVE THAT IS AND ME BEING ME SAID YES I DO ITS MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE I LIKE IT WHEN OLD FUCKS LIKE YOU FROTH AT THE MOUTH , AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT SO FUCK OFF.
I WENT INTO MCDONALDS HAD A FEED CAME BACK OUT AND THE STICKER WAS TORN OFF , SO I DROVE ROUND JOHNSONVILLE LOOKING FOR THE FUCKER TO GIVE HIM A BEATING, LUCY FOR HIM I COULDNT FIND HIM , IT WAS ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO AND I THINK I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE , NEEDLESS TO SAY HES ON MY LIST
Don't ever leave KB WINJA, please!! Cheers John.

[Cookie]

I treat most old people like friendly aliens.

My Father In Law is over 80 now and he proudly tells me that the first pair of underpants he ever wore where given to him by the Army. They also gave him a free pair of false teeth which he wore until they practically fell apart just a couple of years ago.

Him and I are from different worlds but he lets me live my life and I let him live his - so we get on pretty well.

Nice story about the shirt though - I enjoyed that.

[Sniper]

You should have looked her right in the eye, screamed and then bolted.

[Lou Girardin]

Ever think she might'a been taking the mickey on y' ?

Not in Amurika, they can't even spell irony.

[XTC]

You can be my new best friend
Like in a "cable guy" kinda way???

[u4ea]

i loved my ol nan who sadly passed away this year.she rode a harley back in the 30"s.she was called a tart.while she wasin hospital,she told me to go and rev it up so she could hrere the bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then when i had my spill all she could say was "geeze i managed to keep the bike uprite!!!!!!!!!!!!" she was a true bikerbabe .one in a million.:rolleyes:the rast of the older generation just need educating,can i borrow your tshirt?:thud:

[Shadows]

She's been around and for a lot longer than you have.
She'd have been pulling your tit and would probably have walked off laughing to herself about how you thought she was such a sweet naive little old thing.
Funny how people seem to think that folk regress into a some kind of child-like state after they reach a certain age. Really its quite the opposite. Its like people expect them to suddenly forget that they've lived.
I've heard some little old ladies say things that have made my hair stand on end, the dirty old bitches!

[u4ea]

your rite there m8ty!!!!!!!!!!mum makes me laugh tho"wots everyone gunna say when your in the resthome oneday and you have that tattoo.........."duh hasnt everyone gottem nowadays?

[scumdog]

YEAH FUCKEN OLD PEOPLE CANT BE TRUSTED , I HAD A STICKER ON MY CAR WHICH HAPPENED TO BE A REAL HEAP OF SHIT THAT SAID 'DONT LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE IN HERE' . SOME OLD CUNT CAME UP TO ME AND POINTED TO THE STICKER AND SAID YOU DONT REALISE HOW OFFENSIVE THAT IS AND ME BEING ME SAID YES I DO ITS MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE I LIKE IT WHEN OLD FUCKS LIKE YOU FROTH AT THE MOUTH , AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT SO FUCK OFF.
I WENT INTO MCDONALDS HAD A FEED CAME BACK OUT AND THE STICKER WAS TORN OFF , SO I DROVE ROUND JOHNSONVILLE LOOKING FOR THE FUCKER TO GIVE HIM A BEATING, LUCY FOR HIM I COULDNT FIND HIM , IT WAS ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO AND I THINK I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE , NEEDLESS TO SAY HES ON MY LIST

That's the story: let the punishment fit the crime, next time you're 'lucy' and see him and he realises you're 'lucy' he'll probably be too busy giving you a deep-throat tounging out for you to do anything.

Then you can put a sticker on your p.o.s car saying "I was the real Brokeback Mountain guy, wanna cum camping??".

[WINJA]

That's the story: let the punishment fit the crime, next time you're 'lucy' and see him and he realises you're 'lucy' he'll probably be too busy giving you a deep-throat tounging out for you to do anything.

Then you can put a sticker on your p.o.s car saying "I was the real Brokeback Mountain guy, wanna cum camping??".

NAH ILL BE TO BUSY WITH YOUR WIFE

[scumdog]

NAH ILL BE TO BUSY WITH YOUR WIFE

Too busy looking for your tool most likely - and in the event you find it and use it what are you going to do after your 10 second wonder has fizzled out???

Besides you wouldn't like her, she ain't skanky, hasn't got small jugs and doesn't cook or clean the kitchen for anybody but me.

And don't like people that only own Japanese bikes or come from north of Parnassus.

[Smorg]

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What on Gods green earth could I say to this lovely woman?,

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Nothing a punch in the mouth wouldnt say twice