WARNING!!! Nodman escapes from Jaffaland

[NodMan]

The Ministry of Pigs report this morning that a well known JAFFA (just another forkin fast aucklander) has escaped!!!

His ole trusty ST1100 was found abandoned at the Harbour Bridge early today (so all two wheeled hoons should be safe for the next three weeks!!) and information has been recieved that he has taken hostage a 21yr old Kwaka to thrash around the countryside(with Mrs Nodman..KINKY!!)

WARNING!... should not be approached by cage drivers...has been known to spit the dummy an leave them with pieces of paper with his autograph on them...highly dangerous (and expensive!!)

residents of Taupo you should be safe..only likely to stay at the track today then dissappear to the mainland

Any KBers that happen to see this escapee should try to calm him down by riding sedately with him to the nearest watering hole ...do not attempt to outrun him cause he dont know how to slow down once shown a nice stretch of blacktop (aint that the whole south island??)

In a message from the escapees family... KK would like the various parts stolen from his other bikes returned undamaged, no questions asked

ANY SIGHTINGS TO BE REPORTED HERE AT KB...not your nearest Police Station..they already been looking for him for twenty odd years, no luck!

[Sniper]

Sounds like you have a good trip planned, ride safe mate, we might see you on your travells

[crashe]

Have a great 3 week holiday....
Take care and ride safe out there on the roads...

Just watch out for the mainlanders... I hear that they are shockers on the road..

Look forward to the pic's.

[Motoracer]

Ha ha ha, good shit man. Have fun with your Mrs. :2thumbsup

[Two Smoker]

Have a great trip Nod... and be nice to the turbo...

[Scorpygirl]

Well done mate!!! :killingme Enjoy your trip and keep safe. Watch out for cops, eh!!! :Police: :doh:

[kickingzebra]

Good stuff!! Have great trip... Tell me you are leaving ticketbook at home!!

[Lou Girardin]

Jesus wept. He's going to be down south while I'm there.:shit:

[vifferman]

Good-o!
We'll be safe - we're heading in the other direction. And now that I've fitted the speedo corrector, I know how fast I'm going.
I hope.
I really need to come across a friendly poliss with a laser/radar to tell me what it's reading.

[spudchucka]

Jesus wept. He's going to be down south while I'm there.:shit:
You gonna drop in for tea and bickies this time?

[Lou Girardin]

You gonna drop in for tea and bickies this time?

I'm not going your way unless it's foul weather. I thought I'd do the Paraparas instead.

[spudchucka]

I'm not going your way unless it's foul weather. I thought I'd do the Paraparas instead.
Thats a nice ride apart from the fact that you end up in Wanagnui. Anyway the billies on if you change your mind.

[Lou Girardin]

I'll just close my eyes and nail it going through Wanga, otherwise Mair will slap a land claim on my bike.

[kickingzebra]

No, he'll just camp out there for 6 months over winter, mind you, if your face is like motua gardens, no one even knew it was there before the occupation anyway, and they just as promptly forgot!!

[NodMan]

How could I forget these roads???

escaped the north island a week ago....how could I have forgotten these roads!!!!

coro loop is OK but.... Queen Charlotte, Takaka Hill, Buller Gorge, the whole west coast, Haast Pass, the Crown Range and now THE RACE TO THE SKY is on today at Cardrona....gone to Heaven!!!!!...who needs JAFFALAND???

thanks to all the locals and all the riders we have metfor all the info and special roads to ride...can't get enough!!!! THANKS

and Teretonga next week yeah ha!!

[Two Smoker]

How could I forget these roads???

escaped the north island a week ago....how could I have forgotten these roads!!!!

coro loop is OK but.... Queen Charlotte, Takaka Hill, Buller Gorge, the whole west coast, Haast Pass, the Crown Range and now THE RACE TO THE SKY is on today at Cardrona....gone to Heaven!!!!!...who needs JAFFALAND???

thanks to all the locals and all the riders we have metfor all the info and special roads to ride...can't get enough!!!! THANKS

and Teretonga next week yeah ha!!

Cheers for the update Nod :niceone: Wish Chloe and I could be out there riding with you guys...

[scumdog]

How could I forget these roads???

escaped the north island a week ago....how could I have forgotten these roads!!!!

coro loop is OK but.... Queen Charlotte, Takaka Hill, Buller Gorge, the whole west coast, Haast Pass, the Crown Range and now THE RACE TO THE SKY is on today at Cardrona....gone to Heaven!!!!!...who needs JAFFALAND???

thanks to all the locals and all the riders we have metfor all the info and special roads to ride...can't get enough!!!! THANKS

and Teretonga next week yeah ha!!

Shuddup you idiot, now all of Jaffaland will want to come down here, - we've been trying to keep those roads secret for years!

[Hambo45]

Hey nodman, young tennent here, hope the trips goin well, but from you're posts it sounds like you're havin a great time, best of luck, and remember, dont have too much fun, you're makin the rest of us jealous!! :D :D

[Kwaka-Kid]

Harrrooo!

Good to hear all is well, just to update, hes made it passed the halfway mark today, did the oil change as INSTRUCTED in invercargill, thanks Graham @ Bike Bits, your a top dude!

sorry guys the old man isnt very up to spec on putting images up etc during the journey, so we will have to wait till hes back and ill throw a few up in this thread...

Otherwise Safe riding! cucu :D

Logan

[igor]

Harrrooo!

Good to hear all is well, just to update, hes made it passed the halfway mark today, did the oil change as INSTRUCTED in invercargill, thanks Graham @ Bike Bits, your a top dude!

sorry guys the old man isnt very up to spec on putting images up etc during the journey, so we will have to wait till hes back and ill throw a few up in this thread...

Otherwise Safe riding! cucu :D

Logan

course he can't put any photos up. ya seen a camera that insurts hair on a bald head

[scumdog]

course he can't put any photos up. ya seen a camera that insurts hair on a bald head

Back to the airport fot you!!!

NODMAN, you slipped by Chez Scumdog, how did you achieve THAT???

The hospitalityis there if you need it.:yes:

[NodMan]

Back to the airport fot you!!!

NODMAN, you slipped by Chez Scumdog, how did you achieve THAT???

The hospitalityis there if you need it.:yes:

Sorry dude missed ya...just pulled the cute and coasted into CHCH now...wont tell the Jaffas bout any more good roads on here OK..(they all bloody perfect..... only seen bout five highway pluckers an @280 its bloody hard to pull the chute an say hi...sorry Keith an Angie on the ZX12R but that bit of road was too good...maybe catch up outa CHCH or over Akoroa tomorrow guys gotta ....fly now...another ex JAFFA