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Mental Trousers
12th April 2006, 08:37
She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex.

Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says

"The egg timer's broken!"

John
12th April 2006, 08:39
zing.......

MissSniper
13th April 2006, 16:30
that is fluckin funny, my sides hurt.

smokeyging
13th April 2006, 18:04
The woman folk here will get a giggle out of that one

Sniper
13th April 2006, 19:09
Brilliant, but MS tried to use that on me. :finger:

Scorpygirl
13th April 2006, 19:14
Brilliant, just brilliant!!!! :killingme I am breaking my egg-timer right now!!! :motu:

Mental Trousers
13th April 2006, 19:38
This pic actually brought tears to my eyes from laughing.

kro
14th April 2006, 20:53
That was a skit on "The New Statesman", with Rick Mayal. Bloody funny.