Northern Ride:Sat 15th

[DMNTD]

Ok y'all...we're going for a blast up this way on saturday if you're up for it.
Been told that the weather should be good but if it turns to shit I'll be calling it off.
Got a "few" contenders that have already shown interest so if ya keen show it!
This ride won't suit total nana's,even though I'll be there, but in saying that all that's required is a good attitude, safe skills and no politics....
So who's in? :ride:

[GIXser]

Yep thats right folks you heard it right, TL has asked for some tuition" as he is a bit frightenend cos of his new wheels" dont blame him (there'e being recalled by the dozen") anyway. im going up prob about 9 ish saturday,, anyone keen, dont mean to be rude, but ya gotta know how to ride and have plenty of horses"
pm me

[DMNTD]

...I'm going up prob about 9ish saturday

You foam blowers would want to leave Auckland BY 9am if not earlier to get into Whangarei by 11am so we can have a decent days riding.
Plenty of roads to chose from but at this stage we maybe cruising up Old Russell Rd to Russell,ferry to Paihia,Matauri Bay,back roads through Keri Keri over to Kaikohe,Opononi,WAIPOUA FOREST:not: and which everway tickles our bits from there.

[GIXser]

Good point TL before nine about 8.30 you pricks

[DMNTD]

So far we have 8+ confirmed bikers...

PS: All are welcome as long as you aren't a "walking-frame" speed rider

[nodrog]

So far we have 8+ confirmed bikers...

PS: All are welcome as long as you aren't a "walking-frame" speed rider

aww come on! if i wash my walking frame can i please come?

[John]

i've got 2 little fags comming up friday who I will drag along, just putting the bike together now..

[GIXser]

ok, you lot you want to pm me for a meeting place or you want to go up by yaselves???

[DMNTD]

aww come on! if i wash my walking frame can i please come?

Mate I've never seen ya RSV Scooter get anywhere near me ya bitch! :corn:
Mount ya lame Italian steed...and get back to work,Aunty Helen said I need more money :Pokey:

[nodrog]

Mate I've never seen ya RSV Scooter get anywhere near me ya bitch! :corn:
Mount ya lame Italian steed...and get back to work,Aunty Helen said I need more money :Pokey:

thats cos i would rather have you in front of me rather than behind me, i'm a homophobe ya know!:Pokey:

[DMNTD]

thats cos i would rather have you in front of me rather than behind me, i'm a homophobe ya know!:Pokey:

...ya wanna be the Daddy ya saying? Well come suck Mummy's dick. :blip:

[nodrog]

...ya wanna be the Daddy ya saying? Well come suck Mummy's dick. :blip:

oh no! its just like being back in prison, except they were better looking!

[justsomeguy]

Hey TL - serious question - should I come or will it be above my level?

JSG

[ukbandit]

:Oi: count me in pm your mob gix, tl just in case theres a hic up :puke: but should be ok spread the word:psst: se ya all

[SwanTiger]

i've got 2 little fags comming up friday who I will drag along, just putting the bike together now..

Yeah, didn't you tell them John? I'm moving in.

[John]

Hey TL - serious question - should I come or will it be above my level?

JSG
bring your condom I sense strong winds...

Swanny and tristanfag is comming up friday to witness the finally fixed 6r that actually pulls over 200 now, fuel mix is perfection now took a few days but then again I did give it abit of a makeover it looks shiney now..

[justsomeguy]

bring your condom I sense strong winds...

Swanny and tristanfag is comming up friday to witness the finally fixed 6r that actually pulls over 200 now, fuel mix is perfection now took a few days but then again I did give it abit of a makeover it looks shiney now..

Oh - so there will be other 2fiddys along.

See you pot smokers there in that case.

GIXER - do you live out East too?? Where do you wanna meet?

QKCHK & CUSTARD you guys going too??

[Korumba]

I am taking the kids to Rotoua/Taupo over Easter so can not attend,
Have fun guys and girls, and ride safe.

Hey TL Rider put a few Banana skins in yer gearbox. Just in case!

[John]

I am taking the kids to Rotoua/Taupo over Easter so can not attend,
Have fun guys and girls, and ride safe.

Hey TL Rider put a few Banana skins in yer gearbox. Just in case!
bugger, next saturday then

[Korumba]

bugger, next saturday then

Yep would be in for that!

[DMNTD]

Sweet....numbers are rising. Looking at around 16+ bikes so far mostly from up this way so it's up to you floppy Jafa's to front up and show us poor demented hicks what it's all about as we all ride shitty bikes and know nothing...oh and we're all nanas ;)

[Qkkid]

qkchk/custard dude will be leaving auckland friday at 10am see you turkeys 12pm we have a buell:whistle: and the:stoogie: custard gixxer:yeah:

[DMNTD]

Right if you guys leave at 8am we can meet you in Paparoa at roughly 9:30am which would give us all time to have a decent days riding...
Have serveral plans in place incase of time/roadworks/weather/etc muck with us but it all begins in the same place.
Hope y'all have contacted GIXer at your end to suss departures place etc as I don't won't to be wasting the day away waiting for you all to turn up in sporadic bursts :Pokey:
Qkchk and Custard,Dover and Vicki will already be up here(pic's supplied at a price:buggerd:) so no need to wait for 'em.
BTW...weather's looking MINT :sherlock:

[Antallica]

I'll be lookin out for you while I'm cruising up to the in-laws tomorrow.

fuggin kids.... can't ride..... mumble grumble....

[justsomeguy]

Ok, since I haven't heard anything else.

JAFFA CREW - Meet at 7:15 am at Shell Westgate:Playnice:

Depart around 7:30am:blink:

Going down the usual roads until we get there.:cool:

Pace will NOT suit newbies.:2thumbsup

You bastiges better wait for me to catch up at major intersections.:eyepoke:

[GIXser]

Yeah just to back up what "justsome" guy said,, westgate shell however we will want to leave there 7.30 NOT 8, so be there AT 7.30 thats when i'll be leavin, (reason for the early departure is that this gives us 2 hours to get to bumfuck idaho" (paparoa) now you lot -- just one thing, sorry to say this (well not really) this is a fast pace ride, if you dont know where paparoa is take a map-- so you can find it as there wont be "waiting for people" stops on the way.

7.30 7.30 7.30 7.30 7.30 AM

see ya fuckers tommrow

[justsomeguy]

Yeah just to back up what "justsome" guy said,, westgate shell however we will want to leave there 7.30 NOT 8, so be there AT 7.30 thats when i'll be leavin, (reason for the early departure is that this gives us 2 hours to get to bumfuck idaho" (paparoa) now you lot -- just one thing, sorry to say this (well not really) this is a fast pace ride, if you dont know where paparoa is take a map-- so you can find it as there wont be "waiting for people" stops on the way.

7.30 7.30 7.30 7.30 7.30 AM

see ya fuckers tommrow

Yeah - edited.

Fuckin hell 7:30am - bahjeeburs man..... I left at 8:45 and was there before 10 last time. And I live 5ks from your bro's house.......

[erik]

bloody hell, 7:30...

I'll do my best to be there.

[GIXser]

you left westgate at 8.45 and you got to paparoa at 10-- what you superman!!! fuck me,
ok i'll just ask tl what time he wants us there-- we could possibly leave a bit later

[Maha]

Leaving at that time you will be in Paps at 9, its only 45km from Wellsford, so take a deck of cards, give you something to do while you wait for the Northern lot.....aye TL?....:whistle:

[DMNTD]

Attention Jafa's!

Meet us at the Whanagei Information Centre which is situated on the right as you come into Whangaz...large field and hard to miss!
Reason for this is that we want to get into the main ride ASAP as we'll be doing some decent k's on superb roads.
If y'all leave at around 8am from Westgate you should be here by 10am.
A definate route is now fully sorted as are alternate routes incase of weather etc.
Rest assured you'll all have big cheesies on!!!

[DMNTD]

OK if you lot leave at 7:30am it'll be much better for all.
TXT me when ya leave: 0210493811

[GIXser]

so ok you lot again i'll post it 7.30 shell westgate . were grabbin uk in helensville,,and were movin see ya'll tommorow

[justsomeguy]

you left westgate at 8.45 and you got to paparoa at 10-- what you superman!!! fuck me,
ok i'll just ask tl what time he wants us there-- we could possibly leave a bit later

No I left Pakuranga and took the motorway did a consistent 120kmph until I got to the Brynderwyn SH12 turn off and then did a bit more than 120kmph.

I wonder if it'll be slower going through the back roads for me. I'm only on a 250.

I don't know where the Whangarei Info centre is - so I hope you know the way.

So far there should be, you, Erik and I, I don't know if there are any others coming.

If I'm not there leave without me, I'll catch you'll in Whangarei by taking SH1.

See you tomorrow.

[GIXser]

meeting uk in hellensville therefor i;ll be at westgate at 7.30 not only that a far better ride through the back than m/way

[erik]

meeting uk in hellensville therefor i;ll be at westgate at 7.30 not only that a far better ride through the back than m/way
See you there.

[John]

your all going to love the route - bring a new 3 pack of undies I'm sure its needed. Forcast is dry - lubricate your condom this time JSG.

[justsomeguy]

lubricate your condom this time JSG.

I thought you Northland guys were built tough, I guess not. You want me to bring the baby oil too?:hug:

[John]

I thought you Northland guys were built tough, I guess not. You want me to bring the baby oil too?:hug:
only if you like your ringpeace not to be ripped apart..

[aff-man]

Wankers... I didn't read this post and only got out of moving duty at 8 so I hurried my ass to be at westgate a 8:30.... only to find I was an hour late...

Oh well probably see most of you missfits on the 7th

Hope you had a good one.

[boomer]

Have a good run guys!!!! got ya msg TL but i did the coro yesterday with teh Flight club :baby:

Wicked Weather for it :banana:

[SwanTiger]

Good to join on part of the ride, enjoyed it VERY fucking much.

And what is it with these northlanders getting passed by a HYOSUNG? Whats with that shit?!!

Thanks TL and Duc Girl for the HOSPATIL EETEEE

[John]

Good to join on part of the ride, enjoyed it VERY fucking much.

And what is it with these northlanders getting passed by a HYOSUNG? Whats with that shit?!!

shut the fuck up and get you and your fat ass to the bike shop before I bash your face you fucken homo bitch.

[justsomeguy]

Nice ride guys, a tad expensive for me but oh well, it was definitely worth it.

All in all I think some of us Jaffa's did a thousand k's today. The ride back in the dark was super cool. Managed to make it back in good time.


THANKS TL :niceone:

[DMNTD]

Good to join on part of the ride, enjoyed it VERY fucking much.
And what is it with these northlanders getting passed by a HYOSUNG? Whats with that shit?!!
Thanks TL and Duc Girl for the HOSPATIL EETEEE

Passed? Intruiged by that one! :shit:
Well a totally insane ride today with good people on good roads.
Needless to say the ZX10 is ummmmmmmmm "run in"...apears to go more than a little well :shake:
If you're ever riding between Kaikohe and Opononi you'll see what used to be on my back tyre :innocent:
No worries re "HOSPATIL EETEEE" Swanny and the other demented buggers...welcome anytime.
Pic's and more BS to come later after I find my last brain cell
Keeping NZ green


PS: To the fuck knuckle that I knocked out in Waitangi...best ya don't pull out on a biker eh? :mad: I'm sure ya woman can pick the glass out of ya face when ya wake up cunt.
Rant over....for now

[erik]

Thanks for organising that TL Rider. That's the longest ride I've ever done in one day. Left home at 6:40am, got back home again at about 8:40pm!

It was an interesting day. After 2 years of motorcycling and maybe 8 years of driving a cage, I got my first speeding ticket. $400 (which is going to be split between me and justsomeguy since the cop said one of us had to own up to the ticket or he'd give us both tickets) 50 demerits, and 1km/h away from walking home. Ouch!
The oncoming traffic had been flashing it's lights at us (me and justsomeguy), so we slowed down and there was a camera van on the side of the road. So we go past it and begin to speed up again and lo and behold, there is a cop sitting on the next straight... :( Crafty bastards. (I'm sure I've read of them doing this before on here... should've remembered).

Later in the day me and John missed a turn off and ended up in Pataua North. We headed back to Whangarei and then up to Russell where everyone else was heading and luckily met up with the group at a gas station on the way.
The rest of my ride was event free and by the end of the ride I felt like I was getting used to the bandit and back into the groove after not riding on the open road in several weeks.
It was interesting riding back in the dark. Cheers for the company on the way back, ukbandit.

Duc-Gurl, did the footpeg hold up ok on the ride back?

[N4CR]

PS: To the fuck knuckle that I knocked out in Waitangi...best ya don't pull out on a biker eh? :mad: I'm sure ya woman can pick the glass out of ya face when ya wake up cunt.
Rant over....for now [/B]

I'll add you to my idol list. That makes Ghostrider, WINJA and now you. You rock! :first:

edit: FUKIN PIGZ DO A RUNNER NEXT TIME BRO etc etc. Ahh well.. saw a few on 16 today.

[T.I.E]

i don't believe it i spent my day painting the bloody dog house, and no one told me about a bloody northern ride.
arghhhhh shit it all.
and i was hanging out for a spin too.
dam sounded like fun too.

[justsomeguy]

edit: FUKIN PIGZ DO A RUNNER NEXT TIME BRO etc etc. Ahh well.. saw a few on 16 today.

You forget what we ride - really makes me wish I had a bigger bike. You should have seen the conditions - open road, NOTHING in front - clear visibility - we could have done 300kmph safely.

Anyway - I need some advice regarding demerit points can someone please PM me.

Cheers,
JSG.

[aff-man]

dude sounds like you guys had fun... you do realise he can't give you both tickets he for one camera reading??

[SwanTiger]

Passed? Intruiged by that one!

Yeah, ask your girlfriend John about that one, fuck knows what is up with that shit. Then again he does have a purple bike. :weird:



No worries re "HOSPATIL EETEEE" Swanny and the other demented buggers...welcome anytime.

Yeah, those teddy's might need a wash, Steve and I got lonely.



PS: To the fuck knuckle that I knocked out in Waitangi...best ya don't pull out on a biker eh? :mad: I'm sure ya woman can pick the glass out of ya face when ya wake up cunt.
Rant over....for now

Lovely. Just Lovely.

Like that fucktard in the late model BMW who tried his best not to let me past but failed. Then low and behold, who came through the intersection with a flat tyre, Mr. Fucktard. The tosser even made his wife get out and check it before he dragged himself out in shame.

Road Karma. Bitch.

[Scouse]

Sounds like yall had a good day catch up with ya on Q & C's ride TL

[GIXser]

Well whats there to say, " the northern lads/lasses gave us the learn"
Awesome roads" great twistie stuff" especially the forest bit" cheers to TL for waiting up--
A big credit goes to dover and his pillion (vixsta i think) for two up the whole way, and no sign of slowing" (scary thing is Dover reckons Vixsta is quicker!!!!)
Highlights o' the day--

1)Two chappies getting shafted by "piggies" ouch.. an expensive day
2) about 423 petrol stops
3) mist , rain, sun , wind about three times during the day,
4) a sore head for cager, and glass in his hair, due to a misfortunate run in with someones fist.
5) a scuff' n Bump", on a bit o gravel ( i still reckon ya'r lucky Dg)
6) ridin home in the dark with a tinted visor, plenty bugs, then a bit o rain" and the regrettable wipe of the visor whilst in transit"

900 od k's All in all great ridin great roads, cant wait to do it again--

[erik]

you do realise he can't give you both tickets he for one camera reading??
He can't?

So I should've just kept my mouth shut and if he wrote out two tickets, then what?

[GIXser]

You forget what we ride - really makes me wish I had a bigger bike. You should have seen the conditions - open road, NOTHING in front - clear visibility - we could have done 300kmph safely.

Anyway - I need some advice regarding demerit points can someone please PM me.

Cheers,
JSG.

Advice" count down the days until they pick up ya license---:eek:

[SixPackBack]

Advice" count down the days until they pick up ya license---:eek:

Loosing your licence JSG....bet your gutted, I guess we won't be seeing you on to many rides for a while.
Shit that's really upset me:blip:

[DMNTD]

Loosing your licence JSG....bet your gutted, I guess we won't be seeing you on to many rides for a while.
Shit that's really upset me:blip:

Advice" count down the days until they pick up ya license---:eek:
You guys are crack me up!! Delicate as a brick...sounds familiar :eek5:



Well whats there to say, " the northern lads/lasses gave us the learn"
Awesome roads" great twistie stuff" especially the forest bit" cheers to TL for waiting up--
Highlights o' the day--
1)Two chappies getting shafted by "piggies" ouch.. an expensive day
2) about 423 petrol stops
3) mist , rain, sun , wind about three times during the day,
4) a sore head for cager, and glass in his hair, due to a misfortunate run in with someones fist.
5) a scuff' n Bump", on a bit o gravel ( i still reckon ya'r lucky Dg)
6) ridin home in the dark with a tinted visor, plenty bugs, then a bit o rain" and the regrettable wipe of the visor whilst in transit"

Mate I told ya we had it all,mind you I also told ya we didn't have any cops too!! :dodge:
But hey when ya warn people about the fact a cop has just gone ahead and to look out for a specific car...colour/model/even rim size...what else can ya do?
The TL will be fine thanks to the blokes that sorted it whilst I was doing my eluding trick from a certain f-knuckle....muchly appreciated. Bruised pride more than anything for D-G.


I'll add you to my idol list. That makes Ghostrider, WINJA and now you. You rock! :first:
edit: FUKIN PIGZ DO A RUNNER NEXT TIME BRO etc etc. Ahh well.. saw a few on 16 today.

Hey....does your model come with knee pads? :rolleyes:



Oh and here are a few pic's that I managed. Would've taken more but the camera went back with D-G

[RiderInBlack]

You nongs didn't speed on Ruakaka/Waipu Straights did ya:weird: Cause if ya did then ya deserve ya tickets. That's a very cop heavy road that. Have counted 5 cops between Brynderwyns and Whangarei along those straights. Please tell ya weren't that stupid.

[trev]

Thanks Chris & Duc-Girl - awesome roads, great company, top day.
When's the next one.

[Maha]

Well done Chris 11/10 mate, take it you had gloves on while performing the surgical removal of a cager's grin........would hate to think you were at home picking glass out of your knuckles..........:niceone:
ps: would have paid good money to see that.........:clap:

[DMNTD]

Well done Chris 11/10 mate, take it you had gloves on while performing the surgical removal of a cager's grin........would hate to think you were at home picking glass out of your knuckles..........:niceone:
ps: would have paid good money to see that.........:clap:

LOL...mate I need $1800 for a set of those Akropovic cans so please send money now...our operators are ready just for you! :yes:
After a recent event when a gimp nearly caused me to bin my ride I had had enough so this poor guy took the brunt of it. Had to brake excessively hard to the point that it was going over. With some push 'n pull action along with my knee I managed to keep it off the deck...just!
But all's good...I'm ok :innocent:


NB: Carbon fibre knuckled gloves save lives :nya:

[justsomeguy]

Loosing your licence JSG....bet your gutted, I guess we won't be seeing you on to many rides for a while.
Shit that's really upset me:blip:

I came to see you on the last ride - but was told you chickened out.:motu:

[DMNTD]

Thanks Chris & Duc-Girl - awesome roads, great company, top day.
When's the next one.

Mate...anytime you're keen come on up Trev for a blast.
May not be able to provide styley bit like the Hauraki Plans but you might have to put up with ferry crossings,1 or 2 CORNERS:shifty: and a few loose units...yes shocking I know.
See you next time :woohoo:

[erik]

You nongs didn't speed on Ruakaka/Waipu Straights did ya:weird: Cause if ya did then ya deserve ya tickets. That's a very cop heavy road that. Have counted 5 cops between Brynderwyns and Whangarei along those straights. Please tell ya weren't that stupid.
I can only speak for me and justsomeguy, dunno whether the other guys sped on those straights since they were way ahead of us.
But yeah we did. :brick:
I'll keep it in mind next time.

[justsomeguy]

I can only speak for me and justsomeguy, dunno whether the other guys sped on those straights since they were way ahead of us.
But yeah we did. :brick:
I'll keep it in mind next time.

I don't see how we could have avoided that ticket apart from not speeding:slap: We shouldn't have been speeding in those places as there were no faster riders ahead of us in a group, especially as we can't "plant it" as the cop put it.

Same with the other ticket...... there was no way to "see" the cop or get any other hint.

Tough luck, anyway lets just savour the thousands of time we got away and I'll just wait till someone knocks on my door and wants the little piece of plastic.:eyepoke: Nice of the cop to let me ride away.:cool:

[erik]

I don't see how we could have avoided that ticket apart from not speeding:slap: We shouldn't have been speeding in those places as there were no faster riders ahead of us in a group, especially as we can't "plant it" as the cop put it.

Same with the other ticket...... there was no way to "see" the cop or get any other hint.

Tough luck, anyway lets just savour the thousands of time we got away and I'll just wait till someone knocks on my door and wants the little piece of plastic.:eyepoke: Nice of the cop to let me ride away.:cool:
It says on the back of my ticket that "demerit points will be recorded against you upon payment of the infringement fee."
So maybe the cop couldn't take your licence yet?

[Maha]

Dont pay the full amount of the fine, their computor needs the fine amount and the payment to be the same before it can generate demerit points, if fine amount is paid and say, you are on 80 dem pts, and the tickets worth 40 dem pts then you are walking. If you dont pay the full amount then you will get a reminder notice to pay more, pay more just dont pay it out. Hopefully you can hold out till demerit points drop off the other end........... :blip:

[justsomeguy]

Dont pay the full amount of the fine, their computor needs the fine amount and the payment to be the same before it can generate demerit points, if fine amount is paid and say, you are on 80 dem pts, and the tickets worth 40 dem pts then you are walking. If you dont pay the full amount then you will get a reminder notice to pay more, pay more just dont pay it out. Hopefully you can hold out till demerit points drop off the other end........... :blip:

I think that's what the cop meant by saying I can drag it out and still keep my license. Can you please PM me with some more specifics.

JSG

[Unit]

Well TL Rider is out of the house so I've snuck onto KB, oh shit, busted, he'll read this:wacko:
Anyway, Thanks to everyone who made the effort to join us. (This feels like an Oscar speech):clap: As we get into winter I guess we can't expect so many perfect days, but overall we were pretty fortunate with the weather. We finally managed to get everyone together at Burger King in Whangarei. 17 bikes in total departed and headed through town (lots of Saturday shoppers gave us the stear, sort of made it feel special). We took everyone out along the northern side of the Whangarei Habour, to our favourate back door track, Mt Tiger Road. So we were into the good shit straight away. 27kms of super winding road up over the ridges of the eastern Whangarei skyline which dropped us out at the nor'eastern end of the city. From there we took the Ngunguru Road to the east coast proper, following the coastline up through Tutukaka, Matapouri, (2x speeding tickets, and the winners are:third: ),Wooly Bay, Sandy Bay. From there we swung inland and made our way back to Hikurangi, a small township 20kms north of Whangarei. By this time we would have done a good 80-90kms of great roads, and we had bearly left town:whistle: . A short link onto SH1 and more fuel, we then swung east again and headed out towards Oakura and the old Russell Road. A brief period of rain (was forced to pull over and remove the tinted insert I had just put on my visor, couldnt see a thing), slowed us down a bit but as we headed further north towards the Bay of Islands we found clear roads again. Unfortunately there was a lot of P-metal this time, but Im sure the serious boys up the front found this just adding to there fun. Me I was trying to make all corners straight and stay as safe and upright as possible, bearing in mind Im about to trade my bike and buy a new one.:sweatdrop :sweatdrop
We finally all met up in Russell for lunch at the famous and infamous Duke of Melborough Tavern. By this stage the ride now has plenty of material to make a short movie, starting with the day before when the first of the Jaffa waive arrived at mine and TL Riders place.:drinknsin :thud:
From there we planned to head West to our beloved Kaikohe/Opo road and the Waipoua Forest to finish off the day. For those of you who havent managed the northern experience yet, this is about a 500km loop, all totally windy and challenging.
Some people had already dropped off by now, and a couple more had to peel away too, but we still had a hardcore group to do the west. However, 10-15min out of Paihia and I find myself lying on the side of the road feeling like a right twat:brick: :brick: Couldnt believe it, I was pulling off the road at the next meeting point and didnt see the metal under my heavily breaking front wheel, a quick wash out of the front and she's all over rover. Nothing major that cant be fixed, other than bruised pride, a wrenched shoulder and being pissy at missing the next part of the ride.
Thanks to nodrog for following me home with a broken gearshift and smashed off footpeg.
The rest of the ride I believe was as it always is through those parts, yeeeeha!!
As organisers (Which of course was TL Rider) we learned a lot about how it can be done better next time.
Meanwhile, Im back to work (just had some time off), and back to the basement to fix the TL.

[The_Dover]

Fucking awesome ride, just what I needed to reprofile the Pilot Power after a few weeks of motorway commuting!!

The roads up there are truly awesome and that twisty little bitch over Mt Tiger Rd was a perfect start to the da,y which carried on in much the same vein until we crawled back into Whangarei in the dark and drizzle at 6.30.

I had a hoot trying to keep pace with the northern monkeys thru the twisties, gave up a little on the real fast sweepers cos 2 up it gets a bit wallowy at those speeds, luckily Vic's a fuckin mad biker and I'll never go too fast with her on the back.

A huge thanks to Chris and Annette for their hospitality, thanks to Custard and Vicky for the entertainment on Friday night and thanks to Northland District Council for their fine playground.

Will be doing it again soon but first I need to get my heap of shit in for a service and some new rubber.

Long live the Log!

[DMNTD]

I don't see how we could have avoided that ticket apart from not speeding:slap:
Same with the other ticket...... there was no way to "see" the cop or get any other hint.

:shit: ...mate we all had a BIG conversation re the Sandy Bay cops remember?
Oh well.... :yawn:

[boomer]

Fucking awesome ride........Long live the Log!


Will the REAL Dover please stand up!! tis far too civilised a write up for you Ben!!! :shifty: :mellow:

[Qkkid]

A huge thanks to Chris and Annette for their hospitality,the food was lovely annette, thanks Chris,Dover and Vicky for the entertainment on Friday night and thanks to Northland District Council for their fine playground and letting me pay some road tax.:oi-grr:


Long live the Log![/QUOTE]
:slap: Well thats the biggest log i ever seen:corn: :laugh:
well done TLrider/ducgirl hospitality and ahem:rofl: everything else even the ride was great and i cant forget the northland police for my lovely speeding fine its a pity you cant get me at a faster speed it truly was a pathetic ticket given to me by a poofter cop who could not speak without a faggot lisp in his voice,:confused: Thanks justsomeguy for saving me from getting arrested :bleh:

[justsomeguy]

Thanks justsomeguy for saving me from getting arrested :bleh:

No worries mate, thought we were going to get into a fist fight for a moment.... hehehe

Leave em be they're just doing their job.

That cop dealing with you seemed to have a big chip on his shoulder and was a bit of an a-hole.

I was lucky I got the guy with a better attitude, even the cop who pinged me earlier in the day was a nice chap and let us leave with one ticket. -Thanks again Erik for being the man.

Yes TL I knew about the cop, just didn't expect him to be waiting there...... Oh well....... at the rate things were going I'm surprised I lasted this long....:yes:

[vixter]

Will the REAL Dover please stand up!! tis far too civilised a write up for you Ben!!! :shifty: :mellow:


yeah boomer was thinking the same thing!!! he as a slight excuse his brain was fried over the weekend but not half as much as custard's mate you was funny as.....

bow to the log!!!!

good weekend part from riding myself noone would let me loan there bike not quite sure why but i did ask...

good to meet gixxer and a few others fuck man there were sum gud roads up there
and thanks to tl rider and his missus for putting us up and making us welcome and all that...

[vixter]

id keep quiet if i was u mate...... owning up about wearing womens clothing hmmmm ill say no more shall i !!!!!!!

[DMNTD]

yeah boomer was thinking the same thing!!! he as a slight excuse his brain was fried over the weekend but not half as much as custard's mate you was funny as.....

bow to the log!!!!

good weekend part from riding myself noone would let me loan there bike not quite sure why but i did ask...
good to meet gixxer and a few others fuck man there were sum gud roads up there
and thanks to tl rider and his missus for putting us up and making us welcome and all that...

The Log rocked...and rolled :niceone: ..but Vicki lovey...I'd be leaving M&M&M alone if I was you :killingme :killingme :killingme
Cheers for providing the entertainment :niceone:


PS: You get the quote of the weekend: "Is this on?" :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[vixter]

six back pack

[vixter]

six back pack



lovey? you being nice for once!!! fuck!!! chubby m and m mind u dont forget it

shit never laughed so much in ages..

[Qkchk]

and i cant forget the northland police for my lovely speeding fine its a pity you cant get me at a faster speed it truly was a pathetic ticket given to me by a poofter cop who could not speak without a faggot lisp in his voice,:confused: Thanks justsomeguy for saving me from getting arrested :bleh:
And we will send the wifey back to work tomorrow (yes, work on easter Monday!! as well as the Saturday...) to pay for bloody hubbys speeding fine.......... gggrrrrrrrrrr

Your only saving grace Custard is the fact Im getting my new bike. (and it better be even sooner now!):nono:

[DMNTD]

And we will send the wifey back to work tomorrow (yes, work on easter Monday!! as well as the Saturday...) to pay for bloody hubbys speeding fine.......... gggrrrrrrrrrr
Your only saving grace Custard is the fact Im getting my new bike. (and it better be even sooner now!):nono:

Didn't realise kitchen work was paid so well UGG! :dodge: :dodge:
Anyway back to work woman...I need another back tyre after saturdays efforts :eek5:

[nodrog]

cheers guys, was a awesome ride (once the hangover had worn off) :drinkup:

big thankyou's go out to custard and justsomeguy for distracting those two poo lice men :Police: while i was making up time after stopping at the only service station in NZ that doesnt have fuckin air! you guys are too much!!

[GIXser]

Attention Jafa's!

Meet us at the Whanagei Information Centre which is situated on the right as you come into Whangaz...large field and hard to miss!
Reason for this is that we want to get into the main ride ASAP as we'll be doing some decent k's on superb roads.
If y'all leave at around 8am from Westgate you should be here by 10am.
A definate route is now fully sorted as are alternate routes incase of weather etc.
Rest assured you'll all have big cheesies on!!!

Right and left must be different up there:buggerd: mind you this comes from a guy that has to buy new boots after every ride" love them pink socks man--

[Qkchk]

id keep quiet if i was u mate...... owning up about wearing womens clothing hmmmm ill say no more shall i !!!!!!!
You shouldn't let TL's secrets out like that! How can he remain as Whangarei's dial-a-biarch!

[DMNTD]

You shouldn't let TL's secrets out like that!
How can he remain as Whangarei's dial-a-biarch!

No worries there ya Yellow Tart...I have some dedicated cliental ya know :bleh:



Right and left must be different up there:buggerd: mind you this comes from a guy that has to buy new boots after every ride" love them pink socks man--

Mate if ya had only known my state when I typed that you'd understand :spudbn: ...and leave my pink bits out of this forum please ya big poof! :moon:

[Qkchk]

This thread's getting far to dirty for me now ..................:shifty:

[Qkkid]

PS: You get the quote of the weekend: "Is this on?" [/B] :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme
yep quote of the year :wait: :nya:
:doobey: Is this on:slap: :rofl:

[Qkkid]

And we will send the wifey back to work tomorrow (yes, work on easter Monday!! as well as the Saturday...) to pay for bloody hubbys speeding fine.......... gggrrrrrrrrrr

Your only saving grace Custard is the fact Im getting my new bike. (and it better be even sooner now!):nono:

now now :hug: :whistle: all good things come to those that wait:wacko:
now get back to work :Oops: :yeah: :stoogie:

[Bleck K6]

Excellent ride on saturday,Thanks to everyone who turned up.
Good to see ya back on the bike custard.
Cant wait till the 7th,Fingers crossed the weather holds out.
Hopefully we can reduce the amount of stops on the next one.
Gixser I got one of those taillight/indicator units.should be here in a couple of days.BTW Nice wheelies mate.

[GIXser]

yeah sweet mate , fitting the light is piece o piss" shouldnt take ya long - there are two ways of installing it- one with relay the other without, mine is without only cos the relay broke, it just makes the light flikker a bit faster, i dont mind that though it actually gets peoples attentiona bit better
let us know how ya going withthe plate too, if ya want i'll come up earlier on the next organised ride, and we can sort out the plate a few hours beforehand--
cheers man,

ps im still buzzing after that ride,, it was f@@kin awesome

[vixter]

PS: You get the quote of the weekend: "Is this on?" [/B] :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme
yep quote of the year :wait: :nya:
:doobey: Is this on:slap: :rofl:

wheres dumpling!!!

[GIXser]

i guess i missed something Huh---?????

[Qkkid]

i guess i missed something Huh---?????
i cant remember if ya did :wait: :Oops: :doobey:

[SwanTiger]

wheres dumpling!!!

Fuck off, we settled on Nugget, I can cope with Nugget.

Who the hell thought of Dumpling? I suppose it was that homo who rides a pink ZX10R and wears womans clothes :laugh:

[boomer]

wheres dumpling!!!

Has that lard ass boyfriend of yours gone Awol again??

[GIXser]

i cant remember if ya did :wait: :Oops: :doobey:


by the sounds of it i did-- ya bastards:stupid: