Dwarf Sex

[smokeyging]

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again.....ONE,TWO,THREE UUH!" all
night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing, I simply couldn't get an
erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."

[Sniper]

Im sure this is a repost, but I can't stop laughing....

[Colapop]

It's so hard to tell reposts - ya get so much crap by email.

But this one I haven't heard before so - Classic!

[XTC]

Im sure this is a repost, but I can't stop laughing....
This is also a repost.... Most of snipers posts are reposts about reposts.

[limbimtimwim]

This is also a repost.... Most of snipers posts are reposts about reposts.Ahhh repost repost reposts! Tricky beggers.

A bit like sneeze on toast. Confused with cheese on toast the difference in taste can be quite shocking.

[XTC]

I want some of whatever you're on.

[Swoop]

Some people will do anything to get their post count up....

[Coyote]

Some people will do anything to get their post count up....
Yeah, I agree

[erik]

:killingme :niceone:

[MidnightMike]

Some people will do anything to get their post count up....

Busted, ah well I dont care, I just want whoredom. :first:

Great Joke by the way.

[ZeroIndex]

Im sure this is a repost, but I can't stop laughing....
agreed.... that was funny

[Eurodave]

This dwarf Mohammad Ali wannabe walks under a tall blonde.......




He wasn't sure if he'd had a box round the ears or a crack on the head!

[BEAMER89]

great, very funny :rofl: :niceone: :rofl:

[Wolf]

Knew a dwarf who would only have sex if someone put him up to it...

[ukbandit]

did you hear on the news last night that a dwarf physic had escaped from prison? the police are looking for a small medium at large

[Blairos]

Since we are in Dwarf Heaven...

A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of an irritated crotch. After an examination, the doctor sighs, "I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?"

"Yeah, it's really bad whenever it rains," she replies.

"Well, then," says the Doctor, "Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we'll take another look at it."

Two weeks later, it's raining really hard, and the little lady shows up at the doctor's office.

"Doctor, it's really bad today. Please, you have to help me!!" "Well, let's have a look," he says, as he lifts her up onto the table.

"Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse, bring me a surgical kit. Don't worry ma'am, this won't hurt a bit."

The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later.

"There you go, try that."

She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, "That's great, Doctor, what did you do?"

"I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots."

[UrbanMyth]

haha awesome man im use that tomorrow