KB cutout

[MidnightMike]

:thud:

Few, i thought there was something wrong with my computer but judging by the number of member currently logged on im guessing everyone got it?

[Scorpygirl]

:thud:

Few, i thought there was something wrong with my computer but judging by the number of member currently logged on im guessing everyone got it?

Yip, I got it too. KB has been a bit flaky this arvo. But all OK now, I think!!! :banana:

[MidnightMike]

Great, was just told by Spank that it was a "crashed table", whatever that means. :confused:

[crashe]

Yeah I got that thing too....

It happened the other day as well...

Oh well I did manage to find other things to do while it was spitting the dummy...




EDIT: typo error.

[MidnightMike]

Yeah I got that thing too....

It happened the other day as well...

Oh well I did manage to find other things to do why it was spitting the dummy...

Let me guess, it starts with po and ends with rn.

[crashe]

Let me guess, it starts with po and ends with rn.

NOPE...........

I changed TV channel's and found ET was having a bath...
Like hello that wasn't in the original movie that came out years ago.. so had to watch it... Wonder what else will they show in the movie that wasnt in the original...


So sorry no Po.......rn in this house...

[Ixion]

Great, was just told by Spank that it was a "crashed table", whatever that means



*sitZ back, waitZ for the posts complaining about the lack of signposting that caused the table to crash coZ of gravel on the site*

:devil2:

[SpankMe]

Was rebuilding the FULLTEXT indexes after changing the MySQL minimum word length and the post table crashed. Didn't notice until after I got back from the noodle shop. One repair table later and all should be fine. I guess in future I should do maintenance in the small hours.

[bugjuice]

i actually had to do shit.. ffs..

actually, I did manage to write a bit of applescript so that now every new email I get says who it's from and what the subject is, so i don't have to check the computer all the time I hear Homer say I've got new mail..

gotta love macs..

[MidnightMike]

Was rebuilding the FULLTEXT indexes after changing the MySQL minimum word length and the post table crashed.

:mellow: Is this how everyone talks these days?


Didn't notice until after I got back from the noodle shop. One repair table later and all should be fine. I guess in future I should do maintenance in the small hours.

Maybe, quite a lot of us are still on here at midnight so 2-3 might work instead of depriving us of our daily KB fix :doctor:

[Ixion]

Was rebuilding the FULLTEXT indexes after changing the MySQL minimum word length ...

Does that mean you are getting rid of that damn 10 character thing? Hope springs eternal.

[oldrider]

Thank you that explains things. :yes:
I thought it was Xtra slowing me down to dial up speed because I am about 98% on my user log and I was starting to get a bit emotional about it.
My computer was acting slower than any dial up I have used but didn't think to look on any other site. :scratch: John.

[MidnightMike]

Thank you that explains things. :yes:
I thought it was Xtra slowing me down to dial up speed.

Yeah, mine was supposed upgraded a little while ago and i dont notice any change. :spudgrr:

[bugjuice]

mine eventually got upgraded..
try restarting/resetting the modem and that should kick the speed up..

just means you can reach your quota quicker ;)

[Marmoot]

i actually had to do shit.. ffs..

actually, I did manage to write a bit of applescript so that now every new email I get says who it's from and what the subject is, so i don't have to check the computer all the time I hear Homer say I've got new mail..

gotta love macs..

Hey, I got that for my PC as well. It's called....uh....Outlike? Outlook? I think it is Outlook-something.
I even get to see what the email content is :yeah:

[bugjuice]

yeah, but mine actually talks, in a sexy voice :bleh:
and she can scream my name..

[oldrider]

Yeah, mine was supposed upgraded a little while ago and i dont notice any change. :spudgrr:
Yes they keep sending me expensive looking notification stationary saying I don't have to do anything! :spudwhat:
It looks as if they are not going to do anything either! :slap:
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts they say well xtra's gone one further on that quote. :buggerd: John.

[Marmoot]

yeah, but mine actually talks, in a sexy voice :bleh:
and she can scream my name..

I got that one as well, especially for screaming my name.
It's called....uh.....wifi? wifo? wife?
I think it is Wife.

I don't really open it too often. Eats up too much resources when in use.....

[bugjuice]

I found the fix for that.. Have to install G.F.v2 and it should help out. If you get errors with Wife, install GaG1. Has varied results..

[Marmoot]

I found the fix for that.. Have to install G.F.v2 and it should help out. If you get errors with Wife, install GaG1. Has varied results..
Deleting Wife application may result in total loss of the system (or at least half of it) due to Alimony virus. You might lose an arm and a leg too...

[bugjuice]

yeah, good point.. I assume you didn't sign and send away the Pre'N' form that came with 'Wife'? Often Wife can also install a nasty little virus that'll cost, without notice, called 'Kids'.. watch for that one..

[Back Fire]

gotta love macs..
gotta love mac user's...

[N4CR]

Tables, probably routing tables or DNS entries. Basically like an address listing that tells computers where to send shit when people like you want to go and look at hotsecs.com etc

[duckaddict]

hmm... I think he meant one of the table for this site's database?

[kevie]

Great, was just told by Spank that it was a "crashed table", whatever that means.


OMG do we dare ask what spank was doing on the table to crash it :shutup:

:kick: