Watch out for the noob on a scooter

[msm]

I'm a biker-to-be who is currently riding a dinky little Yahama Aprio around on a learner car license.

(This is the bit where you mock me for being a giant dork)

Most of the time when I'm not on a scooter I ride pillion on a DL650.

I hope to get my restricted in the next couple of weeks, and after that go for my bike learners. In the meantime I'm just a wannabe.

So hi, and stuff.

[Highlander]

You have to start somewhere, and you have a plan to move on, go to it.

Welcome to the site. Plenty of useful pointers in these pages and plenty of people willing to pass on advice.

[Scorpygirl]

Welcome MSM. I hope you enjoy the nuthouse!! :spudwave: Good luck with the licences. :woohoo:

[msm]

Welcome MSM. I hope you enjoy the nuthouse!! Good luck with the licences.

Heh, thanks :) I've been on my learners for over a year already, up until now I just didn't see the point in getting my restricted as I was only using it for my scooter.

But I figure it's time I stop being pathetic about it - a friend of mine went through merciless mocking after having to renew her learners after 10 years, and I could see myself heading in the same direction. :p

[RantyDave]

I'm a biker-to-be who is currently riding a dinky little Yahama Aprio around on a learner car license.

So hi, and stuff.
Hi. I started on a scooter (travel to work - cheaper than cage, cheaper AND less obnoxious than bus) and have found myself ... kinda ... creeping ... upwards. As it were.

Beware of scooters! They're a gateway drug to motorcycles!

Welcome :)

Dave

[Highlander]

Either sumints wrong or its milking. It has been a full half hr since this young lass made her presence known and still no comment from Cowpoos....

[msm]

Either sumints wrong or its milking. It has been a full half hr since this young lass made her presence known and still no comment from Cowpoos....

Clearly I am not up to his standards. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :shake:

[Highlander]

Clearly I am not up to his standards. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :shake:

First time I heard anyone imply he has standards.

[Scorpygirl]

Most definetely it's milking time!!! Poos would NEVER miss an opportunity to say HI to a LADY!!! :rofl:

[msm]

Most definetely it's milking time!!! Poos would NEVER miss an opportunity to say HI to a LADY!!! :rofl:

That's assuming I'm a lady :p I'm decidedly unladylike.

[cowpoos]

Clearly I am not up to his standards. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :shake:
hey.....how you doin?

[Scorpygirl]

OOPS - Hi MR Poos!! :not:

[cowpoos]

OOPS - Hi MR Poos!! :not:
hey chick.... sorry I'm late... been workin...



And for the record....I'm just REALLY FRIENDLY!!!

[Highlander]

And for the record....I'm just REALLY FRIENDLY!!!


Why am I thinking of a red and black billboard?

Or are you trying to tell us the reputation is undeserved?

[Scouse]

Hi MSM welcome to the Madhouse dont worry about havin a Scooter ya gotta start somwhere TheHollowmans Chick eh well thats a suprise always thought he was a Arse Bandit

[Patrick]

I'm a biker-to-be who is currently riding a dinky little Yahama Aprio around on a learner car license.

(This is the bit where you mock me for being a giant dork)

Dunno much about Aprio, but welcome to the site. Mocking here? No... never...:Pokey: There are a couple of giant dorks in here though...:Playnice: Cowpoos sounds like a good bugger tho but it is funny how he sniffs out newbie chicks!

[cowpoos]

Why am I thinking of a red and black billboard?



you mean a tui billboard?

[Highlander]

Tui board yes, but that is not the one I had envisaged.

[msm]

TheHollowmans Chick eh well thats a suprise always thought he was a Arse Bandit

Only on special occasions. :yeah:

[MidnightMike]

Welcome to kb, so wheres your rock located? :cool:

[kickingzebra]

Can get some mean wheelies on scooters!!! and assisted burnouts!! You'll gain credibility points by not wearing a peanutshell helmet, and wearing teensy weensy miniskirt and top while riding...
Scooters crash too, so wear the gear...
Actually, some might say miniskirt etc is just fine... not me though LOL.
Welcome to KB

[msm]

Welcome to kb, so wheres your rock located? :cool:

My rock is a travelling rock, commuting between Dunedin and Christchurch these days. In a month's time the rock should find itself a damp and mouldy little place in Christchurch where it can settle down for a while. The rock currently has to commute on a bus as going to Chch on a 50cc scooter is a little too adventurous. :banana:

[msm]

Can get some mean wheelies on scooters!!! and assisted burnouts!! You'll gain credibility points by not wearing a peanutshell helmet, and wearing teensy weensy miniskirt and top while riding...
Scooters crash too, so wear the gear...
Actually, some might say miniskirt etc is just fine... not me though LOL.
Welcome to KB

I've got a nice K3 full face covering helmet and a padded bike jacket (not leather though) and an assortment of gloves. It's too damn windy and cold here to faff about in inadequate clothing anyway!

When I first test-rode the Aprio which was also my first time on a scooter, I did a wheelie by accident. The guy from McIver and Veitch (the bike store) had just finished telling my husband how my scooter was really easy to wheelie and woosh, up I went. I managed to stay in control and didn't drop it or come off, so that was at least something.

[kiwifruit]

welcome to the site :)
don't stress bout the scooter, its all good.

[Scorpygirl]

When I first test-rode the Aprio which was also my first time on a scooter, I did a wheelie by accident. The guy from McIver and Veitch (the bike store) had just finished telling my husband how my scooter was really easy to wheelie and woosh, up I went. I managed to stay in control and didn't drop it or come off, so that was at least something.

Awesome MSM :Punk: You are gonna go well on KB!!! :ride:

[Insanity_rules]

Welcome to the madhouse MSM, please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times and please don't feed the Honda riders!

Legend for wheelying (is that a word?) a scooter! You'll fit in real well here.

[MidnightMike]

you mean a tui billboard?

Is there something on the tui website that alows you to tyoe something into the bill board?, if not they should. :rockon:

[cowpoos]

Is there something on the tui website that alows you to tyoe something into the bill board?, if not they should. :rockon:
keystone19 made that for me.... dunno how she did it as I'm a puter retard....

[cowpoos]

please don't feed the Honda riders!


rep for that!!!

[thehollowmen]

OMG
CTC? ASL PLS
M 14 RO here

OMGOMGOMG U R F? COOL! BEWBIES!
BEWBIES! <3

[msm]

Is there something on the tui website that alows you to tyoe something into the bill board?, if not they should. :rockon:

There's a generator here (http://www.interface-7.net/20030129/index.php?Tuisays=Speights+is+better+beer&Submit=Tui+Says...).

Admittedly it's not that great, but I think there are a few more about.

[MidnightMike]

There's a generator here (http://www.interface-7.net/20030129/index.php?Tuisays=Speights+is+better+beer&Submit=Tui+Says...).

Admittedly it's not that great, but I think there are a few more about.

Thats excellent , *goes off to make stupid signs*

[cowpoos]

OMG
CTC? ASL PLS
M 14 RO here

OMGOMGOMG U R F? COOL! BEWBIES!
BEWBIES! <3
you smoking crack?

[thehollowmen]

you smoking crack?
mmm gay fire play..
you volunteering to have your crack smoking?

[Scorpygirl]

Hi MSM

See what I mean!!! Threads unthread really quickly!!! :laugh:

[cowpoos]

mmm gay fire play..
you volunteering to have your crack smoking?
sounds like an interesting party trick....do share? and I might show you my hernia one!!

[neats]

Hi,

My friend rides a 150cc scooter motorbike on her bike learners. Get's her around a lot faster than a scooter but not as hard as a bike.

Welcome.

[thehollowmen]

sounds like an interesting party trick....do share? and I might show you my hernia one!!


Easy.
Start with the gay sex and go fast enough to burn some rubbers...

[OMG]

Hi MSM

See what I mean!!! Threads unthread really quickly!!! :laugh:

And that usual seems to happen as soon as Mr Poos posts.

Welcome MSM

[Insanity_rules]

Yeah, not boring when Poo's posts!

[BEAMER89]

Welcome to KB MSM, Enjoy the site matey. Good luck for your restrict:Punk: ed licence.

[Wellyman]

Hello.
Welcome aboard to Kiwibiker,
Hope you enjoy the stay and please don't feed the animals (White Trash,Mikey,Winja)
WM

[Jabez]

Welcome....:)