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Fishy
19th April 2006, 13:55
One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me ol China, I want you to make me a new ark".

Noah replies "No probs God, oh supreme being. Anything you want, after all you're the guv".

But God interupts,..."Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 decks!" Noah screams. "Well Ok big man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, thats right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish "God answers.

"Fish?" Queries Noah.

"Yep fish, well to be specific Noah I want carp, wall to wall floor to ceiling of carp".

Noah looks to the skies. "ok, let me get this right: you want a new ark?"

"Check"

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"

"Check"

"And you want it full of carp?"

"Check"

"But why?" Asks the perplexed Noah.

"Dunno" says God, "I just fancied a multi-storied carp ark"
MidnightMike
19th April 2006, 13:59
Not that great, but this post got me one step closer to whoredom :dodge:
Cookie
19th April 2006, 14:08
That is so bloody stupid it put a big smile on my face. :D
Fishy
19th April 2006, 14:10
Isn't it weird how a joke so lame can't make people smile....Its funny because its so lame :yes:
Sniper
19th April 2006, 14:11
That is the funniest joke of 2006.
Fishy
19th April 2006, 14:14
According to who?...
Two Smoker
19th April 2006, 15:26
According to who?...

According to Sniper

(thats my random post of the day...)
Fishy
19th April 2006, 15:28
According to Sniper

(thats my random post of the day...)

I thought he may have read it somewhere else where it was rated the funniest joke (which would be very very sad).
froggyfrenchman
19th April 2006, 15:35
Yup. so lame it made me laugh
Maha
19th April 2006, 15:35
God was indeed a witty bastard, and he loved fucking with Noah's head..:doobey:
Whynot
19th April 2006, 15:47
you know its a slow day when thats the best people can come up with ......
Fishy
19th April 2006, 15:57
you know its a slow day when thats the best people can come up with ......

I didn't come up with it...its called copy and paste.
hXc
19th April 2006, 16:00
That's great! Hahaha
Whynot
19th April 2006, 18:07
I didn't come up with it...its called copy and paste.

fair enough .... probably better than i could do anyway :o
Magua
19th April 2006, 22:21
Hah! Yeah, it's not worthy of much more than that.
kickingzebra
19th April 2006, 23:21
Lame jokes rock Man, FishSlayer is my hero!!