Fishy
19th April 2006, 13:55
One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me ol China, I want you to make me a new ark".
Noah replies "No probs God, oh supreme being. Anything you want, after all you're the guv".
But God interupts,..."Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 decks!" Noah screams. "Well Ok big man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, thats right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish "God answers.
"Fish?" Queries Noah.
"Yep fish, well to be specific Noah I want carp, wall to wall floor to ceiling of carp".
Noah looks to the skies. "ok, let me get this right: you want a new ark?"
"Check"
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"Check"
"And you want it full of carp?"
"Check"
"But why?" Asks the perplexed Noah.
"Dunno" says God, "I just fancied a multi-storied carp ark"
Noah replies "No probs God, oh supreme being. Anything you want, after all you're the guv".
But God interupts,..."Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 decks!" Noah screams. "Well Ok big man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, thats right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish "God answers.
"Fish?" Queries Noah.
"Yep fish, well to be specific Noah I want carp, wall to wall floor to ceiling of carp".
Noah looks to the skies. "ok, let me get this right: you want a new ark?"
"Check"
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"Check"
"And you want it full of carp?"
"Check"
"But why?" Asks the perplexed Noah.
"Dunno" says God, "I just fancied a multi-storied carp ark"