for sale: vtr1000 sp1

[juzzer]

Flash red Honda SP1 scooter

2 careful lady owners……
Never been raced…….
Never gone over 10,000rpm…
Blah blah blah…

Two Brothers Aluminum pipes (+ originals)

12k ono

Snap it up now, Im giving it a week and then it will go to the shop.

[Fishy]

From memory I think Postie was interested in this.

[Colapop]

I hate you. There is no need for this sort of abuse.:cry: :cry:



hope it sells quick

[The_Dover]

Do those sexy leathers come with it?

Or are they an optional "extra"????

[juzzer]

Think he decided the gal and catching up with fam overseas was more important :weird:

[juzzer]

Do those sexy leathers come with it?

Or are they an optional "extra"????

Sexual favours have to be given for the leathers to be thrown in.

[vifferman]

WTF?!?
You can't sell that (unless it's to somone who lives near you), as I'll miss the glorious sound of you passing me each morning. :bye:
I'd buy it myself, but my wife would "not be amused".
And the taillights are ugly.

[juzzer]

I hate you. There is no need for this sort of abuse.:cry: :cry:



hope it sells quick


Use me and abuse me then buy me bike :blip:

[bugjuice]

2 careful lady owners……
Never been raced…….
Never gone over 10,000rpm…
Blah blah blah…
can vouch for at least one lady owner.. and most of that :bleh:

[The_Dover]

sexual favours have to be given for the leathers to be thrown in.


So just what did Crashe pay for the sexy Dainese???:pinch:

[Colapop]

Use me and abuse me then buy me bike :blip:
You've been used, are constantly abused and you should give me your bike as a charity donation!

[juzzer]

WTF?!?
You can't sell that (unless it's to somone who lives near you), as I'll miss the glorious sound of you passing me each morning. :bye:
I'd buy it myself, but my wife would "not be amused".
And the taillights are ugly.

spose it depends on if your a tits or an arse man :yes:

Im taking off overseas soon so its sadly something that has to be done ... btw can i get a piggie back to work with you in the morning?

:woohoo:

[juzzer]

So just what did Crashe pay for the sexy Dainese???:pinch:

The sexual favours have to go to the current owner ... what happened between me and crashe is unimportant, its what she determines they are worth now.

[juzzer]

can vouch for at least one lady owner.. and most of that :bleh:

Pity it aint orange.... :dodge:

[vifferman]

btw can i get a piggie back to work with you in the morning?

:woohoo:
Tomorrow? Sure.
PM me your phone number.
But I reckon you'd be safer going on the bus.
Ooh - and wear your leathers, helmet, boots, etc. (I'd pay to see that).

[bugjuice]

Pity it aint orange.... :dodge:
and I thought you'd try other things first to boost the performance..

[juzzer]

Tomorrow? Sure.
PM me your phone number.
But I reckon you'd be safer going on the bus.
Ooh - and wear your leathers, helmet, boots, etc. (I'd pay to see that).

And the fish net stockings?
Should look mint on the back of the VFR :gob:

[Postie]

cunt!!!
10 fucking characters

[The_Dover]

I think Postie just wanted the Dainese really.

[juzzer]

cunt!!!
10 fucking characters

I thought that was what was holding you back from getting a big girls bike?

[vifferman]

And the fish net stockings?
Should look mint on the back of the VFR :gob:
No, I meant on the bus.
You can wear what you like on the VFR - I won't be able to see.

[juzzer]

I think Postie just wanted the Dainese really.

He needs to get Cibby to talk real nice to Crashe and it might just happen.

[juzzer]

No, I meant on the bus.
You can wear what you like on the VFR - I won't be able to see.

Done and i'll give the bus driver a MP3 ov the Zort's at full song to play over the speakers as we speed past ya :bye:

[juzzer]

and I thought you'd try other things first to boost the performance..

What like suspension? :blip:

[Postie]

I thought that was what was holding you back from getting a big girls bike?


cibby is trying to talk me into getting the bike, just the bank manager is holding me back (not down)

[Fishy]

cibby is trying to talk me into getting the bike, just the bank manager is holding me back (not down)

Good luck mate, try a few finance companies with lowish interest rates. I know how much you want that bike mate...its a very nice bike!.

[juzzer]

cibby is trying to talk me into getting the bike, just the bank manager is holding me back (not down)

The bank manager isnt giving you thrills so why listen to him? You have to be 50 before you listen to them....

So you got a week bro, so get into yr little leather G and hit K Road for some xtra pingers :scooter:

[juzzer]

Good luck mate, try a few finance companies with lowish interest rates. I know how much you want that bike mate...its a very nice bike!.

Shit is this like a Mike Pearo thing where you get a cut if you get Postie to buy it? :shit:

[Fishy]

Shit is this like a Mike Pearo thing where you get a cut if you get Postie to buy it? :shit:

SHHHHHHHHHH

[juzzer]

SHHHHHHHHHH

I'll slip you the tenner at the next pissup

[Fishy]

I'll slip you the tenner at the next pissup

sweet as mate.

[Mental Trousers]

What're you replacing it with juzz?? You're not going fishing with Yoshi are you??

[juzzer]

What're you replacing it with juzz?? You're not going fishing with Yoshi are you??

Bugger fishing with that old bald bastard Yoshi.... At the moment until i escape the country it's shits and giggles on the missus's NSR, then off to Germany to seek my fortune and become rich and shameless....on my return depends on how rich and shameless i have become to the new scooter....

[juzzer]

Better be quick Postie....

Dover has streaked into the lead of the bidding war with a sharp offer...

Dover says:
ok, 70 bucks, a two week old yoghurt and a half a pack of roast chicken and sage chips. my final offer

Going....going....:bye:

[boomer]

Good luck with the sale.. shes a purdy bike alright!!! :scooter:

Even more luck with the sour krowts:cold:

Ps.. ask every one you meet over there... "Boomer wants to know who won the war(s)?"

And if it hasn't gone then my auto bid is 85 pingers a 6 pack of summer ale that some slack fucker left here and the mrs collection of "Nick Nacks" :blip:

[juzzer]

Also some lucky person can score themselves the infamous leathers that have featured in many R-Rated pics on this site ...

for 1k you too can be in the hot red 1 piece.

[juzzer]

Good luck with the sale.. shes a purdy bike alright!!! :scooter:

Even more luck with the sour krowts:cold:

Ps.. ask every one you meet over there... "Boomer wants to know who won the war(s)?"

And if it hasn't gone then my auto bid is 85 pingers a 6 pack of summer ale that some slack fucker left here and the mrs collection of "Nick Nacks" :blip:

Shit mate, that's a bloody good auto bid...postie better hurry.....
War...what war.....:moon:

[crashe]

what happened between me and crashe is unimportant, its what she determines they are worth now.

What happened between me and Juzzer ... stays between me and Juzzer...
;) :yeah:


What are they worth now... they are priceless.... and will be worn with pride.


Juzzer, mate if by that you are selling your bike I take it that you are giving up riding bikes.
Im really sorry to hear that as it is a shame....
cos you are one of the nice dudes on the site...

But as you say family must come first....
But if say in the future you want to come back to riding...
I shall look forward to seeing you back on the road again.

[Qkchk]

I thought that was what was holding you back from getting a big girls bike?
Oh what a bugger Im trying to sell my 'girly' bike and have already bought another :cry:

[aff-man]

why weren't you at the stunt day you big girl...

Oh and good luck with the sale...

[juzzer]

What happened between me and Juzzer ... stays between me and Juzzer...
;) :yeah:


What are they worth now... they are priceless.... and will be worn with pride.


Juzzer, mate if by that you are selling your bike I take it that you are giving up riding bikes.
Im really sorry to hear that as it is a shame....
cos you are one of the nice dudes on the site...

But as you say family must come first....
But if say in the future you want to come back to riding...
I shall look forward to seeing you back on the road again.

No.....not giving up riding....off overseas for a bit, so the scooter needs to go....still got the NSR in the garage... :yeah:

[Qkchk]

Have you got any dates on when your fudging off? You keen on a send off piss-up?

[juzzer]

Oh what a bugger Im trying to sell my 'girly' bike and have already bought another :cry:

But dont girls like having more than one pair of shoes? :shake:

[crashe]

No.....not giving up riding....off overseas for a bit, so the scooter needs to go....still got the NSR in the garage... :yeah:


Phew... :sweatdrop well thats alright then...
you had me a bit worried then mate.:sweatdrop :sweatdrop

[juzzer]

Have you got any dates on when your fudging off? You keen on a send off piss-up?

All the rumours and posts about me on this site about "al key hole" are lies i tell you....i'll keep you posted ;)

[inlinefour]

I seriously thought about buying one of these and for that price...:gob:

[hXc]

Nice bike... **Drools**

[boomer]

What size are the leathers Juzza? and whats the rock bottom you'll accept??? Pm me, i may be keen ( as long as the std powder actually worked! )

[juzzer]

What size are the leathers Juzza? and whats the rock bottom you'll accept??? Pm me, i may be keen ( as long as the std powder actually worked! )

Well Dover is pretty Toxic...or do you mean Cibby....
PM sent fella.....

[boomer]

Well Dover is pretty Toxic...or do you mean Cibby....
PM sent fella.....

Cher Cher!

:scooter:

[Lazy7]

nice bike mate - i hear it sounds just friggin brilliant. if i was looking to upgrade now thats what i would be getting.

good luck with the sale.

[Fatjim]

I hate you. There is no need for this sort of abuse.:cry: :cry:



hope it sells quick
Isn't it about time you got a bloody bike pop?

[Colapop]

Sure any time this century!! Just a couple of bucks to get sorted first ... ones that I owe.

I'd be happy to help the Juzzman out here too, I reckon it'd fit me just nice like - (if only he'd take time payment - no finance co.s!!)

[cowpoos]

Sexual favours have to be given for the leathers to be thrown in.

I don't want ya bike....but I'll take ya leathers off ya **winks and waves a KFC drum stick around real sexy like**

[Scorpygirl]

MMMM Juzzer. That photo of you and the dolphin boy will go down in living memory. Take it to Germany and all the boys will be after ya. We have to have a piss up so you can wear my knickers!!! :doobey:

[Colapop]

Before, during or after you've worn them?

[Scorpygirl]

Before, during or after you've worn them?

Colapop... you have to come to the piss up and see!!! :blah:

[Colapop]

So it's settled - there will be one then? I'll bring some jocks too then!

[Scorpygirl]

So it's settled - there will be one then? I'll bring some jocks too then!

Have to ask Juzzer... It's his piss-up!!! :gob:

[juzzer]

I don't want ya bike....but I'll take ya leathers off ya **winks and waves a KFC drum stick around real sexy like**


Have to ask Juzzer... It's his piss-up!!! :gob:

Maybe drinks might be a bad idea.....:sick:

[Qkkid]

Flash red Honda SP1 scooter

2 careful lady owners……
Never been raced…….
Never gone over 10,000rpm…
Blah blah blah…

Two Brothers Aluminum pipes (+ originals)

12k ono

Snap it up now, Im giving it a week and then it will go to the shop.
shittttttt i did 13,000 rpms on it at christmas on old russell road:shutup:

[Qkkid]

cunt!!!
10 fucking characters
Postie nows ya chance get your play thing cibby to do some sexual favours :gob: and you might get it for 10 grand:nya:

[juzzer]

shittttttt i did 13,000 rpms on it at christmas on old russell road:shutup:



Shittttt postie nows ya chance get your play thing cibby to do some sexual favours :gob: and you might get it for 10 grand:nya:


bloody hell, im trying to sell it mate! i will slip ya a fiver to :shutup:

[Postie]

nothing like peer pressure is there?
i even had Poos on the phone last night telling me to buy the bike. Its not like i don't want it, if i get away with robbing the TAB tonight then i'll buy it tomorrow. Else i'll be in Mt Eden entertaining Maurice.

[juzzer]

You best stick to charging yourself out for entertainment or you might be having to give it away for free in MT EDEN prison.:buggerd:

[juzzer]

If someone forks out the right price for leathers and bike together i will throw in the boots & gloves & maybe a helmet if you are a fathead like me.

[slowpoke]

Hey juzzer, have you seen this site? After checking out this Durbahn guy in Germany you may just wanna hang on to it: http://www.honda-rc51.de/underseat-exhaust.htm.
I've only used this page 'cos the thing looks horn (there's HEAPS more) but he's a certifiable moto-genius, somehow he manages to get an SP2 down to 171kg's FULL of fuel!
If you still wanna sell it I'll take three quarters of it off your hands if you promise to send me back a box of bits when you get over there...please...pretty please....with hundreds and thousands on top.........

[juzzer]

Hey juzzer, have you seen this site? After checking out this Durbahn guy in Germany you may just wanna hang on to it: http://www.honda-rc51.de/underseat-exhaust.htm.

If you still wanna sell it I'll take three quarters of it off your hands if you promise to send me back a box of bits when you get over there...please...pretty please....with hundreds and thousands on top.........

Yea seen the site, when I am over there I am gonna try and meet the dude.

So what, you want the tires, seats and the lights? Bugger the bits, he has them for sale complete over there. :scooter:

[Qkkid]

so is it sold yet matey :corn: :shake: or are they all being flassid roosters :Oops: we had some cheeky buggers when selling the busa for 13k worrying how much wof/rego left they just could not see a steal when it was right in front of them one say no more:shutup:

[juzzer]

This weekend is last chance for a private sale ... in the shop on Monday and for more notes.:gob:

[Qkkid]

end of a era aye :bye: