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Fishy
21st April 2006, 14:49
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit and carved it a clit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

Cibby
21st April 2006, 14:50
you are obviously bored Fish,

Fishy
21st April 2006, 14:52
Nooooooooo :whistle:

Postie
21st April 2006, 15:01
what about the beef curtains?

The_Dover
21st April 2006, 15:02
and the clit?

the female clit.

Fishy
21st April 2006, 15:03
they haven't been drawn.

Fishy
21st April 2006, 15:04
and the clit?

the female clit.

What do you know about them? Your missus says you ain't found hers yet.:shake: :whistle:

UrbanMyth
21st April 2006, 23:27
lmao that is very clever

ManDownUnder
24th April 2006, 11:25
What do you know about them? Your missus says you ain't found hers yet.:shake: :whistle:

HERS???? He was looking for HIS! :laugh:

sAsLEX
24th April 2006, 11:57
what about the beef curtains?

you mean the hairy axe wound

Qkkid
24th April 2006, 12:01
and the clit?

the female clit.
you dummy thats the beef curtains:bleh: