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mikey
21st April 2006, 19:07
hi im trying to get into police force at the moment. and thought i would share my story. im told cops visit this site and would like them to pass on this to there recruiting officers.

as an effort to demonstrate potential skill in making the community a safer place, i put some sign writing on my bike an went out patrolling, looking for those doing 10ks over the speed limit, mainly on deserted 4 lane highways with cheese barriers down the middle.

i used my laser from the two dollar shop on my keys to test the cars speeds, an most were going at a rate faster than my laser could comprhend so i tried to pull cars over. no one pulled over. i have no sirens. but its friday night, there will be police cars outside my house soon so might be in luck.

i felt it was my duty to slow these cars down as they were just accidents waiting to happen an someone would have to clean them up later.

so i did wheelies past them.they slowed down. a lot. apart from the guys in the commodores

i feel with my presence on the road the community is a safer place and encourage other motorcyclists to do the same. after all we all want to live and ride in a safer place

mstriumph
21st April 2006, 19:09
tsk tsk ....... you are being naughty, aren't you :yes: lol

Wasp
21st April 2006, 19:11
I think its great, I feel so much safer knowing that we have an escort on our rides to prevent cagers getting pissed as the faster riders go past then deciding to vent their frustration on us slower newer 250 (150) riders!

Keep up the good work!

paturoa
21st April 2006, 19:12
u need more lights and stuff on your bike. There is no where to you keep your truncion?

Madness
21st April 2006, 19:13
Yeah Mikey, I think you might want to think about a paint job. There has been a blue bike of some sort running around my neighborhood lately, really pissing the 5-0 off, all they know is that it's a blue one. WHOEVER he is he's been a naughty naughty boy. :nono: :nono: I've heard him and there aint much throttle left in reserve that's for real. You might be just the guy our local constabulary need to catch this elusive character, hell you've got the signwriting sussed already. They might give you licence to speed in efforts to make a bust, and sponsor you some gas and pies too!!!:doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:

NC
21st April 2006, 19:14
Mikey! :killingme

Scorpygirl
21st April 2006, 19:17
Mods - please could this thread be moved to jokes and humour or maybe PD!!! :wait:


EDIT- It was a P/T OK!!!!!! No sense of humour - geeze!!!

cowpoos
21st April 2006, 19:24
I'm inspired by your efforts mikey....so I've been painting up my tractor and am gunna start patroling the wairarapa roads slowing down speeding motorists....

Could you give me some pointers mikey?

Madness
21st April 2006, 19:27
I'm inspired by your efforts mikey....so I've been painting up my tractor and am gunna start patroling the wairarapa roads slowing down speeding motorists....

Could you give me some pointers mikey?

If I see your tractor.... I'm doing a runner for sure.

Paul in NZ
21st April 2006, 19:39
Only a 50/50 call on my Tractor...

Mikey! You are officially a bloody nutter! I'm laughing but sweet jeezus mate you are a lightening rod for bother mate! :rockon:

T.I.E
21st April 2006, 19:41
i had the DB 990 selectamatic. wicked machine
and on those fast take offs the diff lock is an excellent idea for those quick chases.

but remember you could probably catch more speeders if you were under cover.

UrbanMyth
21st April 2006, 19:43
hahaha! good effort buddy

cowpoos
21st April 2006, 19:45
990....yep.....not selectamatic though....and the fucker won't turn with the diff lock in....

I have the MF390 for undercover work.... :)

Swoop
21st April 2006, 19:51
I hope you have plenty of lube for the long baton.....
Rotorua officers only???

Matt Bleck
21st April 2006, 20:01
got the crop in early this year aye bro....

SuperDave
21st April 2006, 20:12
BAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

oldrider
21st April 2006, 20:31
You could always mention that you are keen on the Soloman Islands, that might help just now! :spudwhat:

Riff Raff
21st April 2006, 20:35
Oh Mikey! You really are a spoon.

That's the funniest thing I've read on here in a long time.

MidnightMike
21st April 2006, 20:36
Lol, nice work mikey. :rockon:

Coyote
21st April 2006, 20:36
You're an inspiration

scumdog
21st April 2006, 20:45
hi im trying to get into police force at the moment. and thought i would share my story. im told cops visit this site and would like them to pass on this to there recruiting officers.

as an effort to demonstrate potential skill in making the community a safer place, i put some sign writing on my bike an went out patrolling, looking for those doing 10ks over the speed limit, mainly on deserted 4 lane highways with cheese barriers down the middle.

i used my laser from the two dollar shop on my keys to test the cars speeds, an most were going at a rate faster than my laser could comprhend so i tried to pull cars over. no one pulled over. i have no sirens. but its friday night, there will be police cars outside my house soon so might be in luck.

i felt it was my duty to slow these cars down as they were just accidents waiting to happen an someone would have to clean them up later.

so i did wheelies past them.they slowed down. a lot. apart from the guys in the commodores

i feel with my presence on the road the community is a safer place and encourage other motorcyclists to do the same. after all we all want to live and ride in a safer place
How does somebody without the opposing digit ( thumbs) manage to type on these devices???

Storm
21st April 2006, 20:49
Hey- the posters say that the tractors arent undercover cops!! The mongrels are getting more devious every day. I'm scared to go fast past an old lady on her motorised scooter now- you never know, she might be hiding a ticket book in that handbag:D:D:D









PS Mikey, you're fuckin gold mate :)

Ixion
21st April 2006, 20:52
You're a worry, Mr Mikey. But an amusing jape. Good to see that you met a couple of coppers with a sense of humour , too.

cowpoos
21st April 2006, 20:57
How does somebody without the opposing digit ( thumbs) manage to type on these devices???
you seem to do alright Mr Scum DOG!

riffer
21st April 2006, 21:22
Hey- the posters say that the tractors arent undercover cops!! The mongrels are getting more devious every day.

Jeez Mikey you continue to crack me up.

Actually, my work did the posters Storm refers to. I wonder if ACC would like to feature Mikey in the next round of ads.

I'll ask when I get back to work in nine days. Might be worth trying :innocent:

Madness
21st April 2006, 21:32
Thought I's add some illustrations to what will surely be an epic thread. Oh, there's one there for you too Sergeant Cowpoos of the Wairarapa Moo Squad

scumdog
21st April 2006, 21:37
you seem to do alright Mr Scum DOG!

Haha, good call!:nya:

But seriously, my thumbs are intact - its other fingers that have had 'the chop'.

scumdog
21st April 2006, 21:38
Thought I's add some illustrations to what will surely be an epic thread. Oh, there's one there for you too Sergeant Cowpoos of the Wairarapa Moo Squad

Got a genyew-ine patrolmans badge from Kelso, Oregon, does THAT count too???

erik
21st April 2006, 21:46
Outstanding work :niceone: :laugh:

Motoracer
21st April 2006, 22:39
Respect! :not:

sugilite
22nd April 2006, 11:32
Hey Mikey,
Look, I live quite a long way out from the local fish and chip shop, can I request your services for a high speed escort on the way back home. The kids will really appreciate that we get the F&C's home whilst they are still warm.
I know the Prime Minister, well I've seen the a pic of her... so it's all good!:blip:

Sniper
22nd April 2006, 11:34
Hahahaha, absolutly brilliant!!!!

cowpoos
22nd April 2006, 11:41
Hey Mikey,
Look, I live quite a long way out from the local fish and chip shop, can I request your services for a high speed escort on the way back home. The kids will really appreciate that we get the F&C's home whilst they are still warm.
I know the Prime Minister, well I've seen the a pic of her... so it's all good!:blip:
ain't it KFC the fasssst food of choice in dannivagas?

sugilite
22nd April 2006, 11:49
Did you say fast and Dannevagas in the same sentence?:rofl:

Mental Trousers
22nd April 2006, 11:59
It's appropriate only if you're saying something like getting the fuck out of Dannivagas fast.

skelstar
22nd April 2006, 14:17
Yep, funniest thing on here for a long long time.

Lazy7
22nd April 2006, 14:30
haha. thats brilliant.

cowpoos
22nd April 2006, 14:41
haha. thats brilliant.
could u post the full size pic of that chick in ya avatar?

Madness
22nd April 2006, 21:55
could u post the full size pic of that chick in ya avatar?

This one is the same, except different.

Cookie
22nd April 2006, 22:07
MAXIMUSDEMERITUS - I think I am in love !!! :love:

Madness
22nd April 2006, 22:14
MAXIMUSDEMERITUS - I think I am in love !!! :love:

Don't tell me your problems...
:doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:

Cookie
22nd April 2006, 22:17
You have an interesting collection there! :gob:

Madness
22nd April 2006, 22:39
You have an interesting collection there! :gob:

That one's the missus, she insisted I post one of her too.
:doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:

NC
23rd April 2006, 07:34
Don't tell me your problems...
:doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:
:no: Thats no good mate :oi-grr:

MD
24th April 2006, 19:52
Bloody hell Mikey thats the funniest thing I've read on here in ages- full marks for style.
Lose your licence, lose your lunch, lose weight, lose your virginity BUT don't lose that weird sense of humour :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :stupid:

madboy
24th April 2006, 20:34
Forget the bike Mikey, it's the fitness test - the run - you'll fail on. All that smoking will catch up with ya.

Insanity_rules
30th April 2006, 00:51
Mikey, you're at nutter buddy! A good bugger but a nutter all the same. Quick question, how many times you been pulled up on the blue police special?

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it for the first time in the flesh.