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Kornholio
22nd April 2006, 20:38
Shamelessy ripped from Monty Python :D

FUCK!!

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!

:sunny:

APPLE
22nd April 2006, 20:41
Shamelessy ripped from Monty Python :D

FUCK!!

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!

:sunny:
hahahaha?thats FFFFFFUNNY'' mr kornholio

froggyfrenchman
22nd April 2006, 20:47
fuck me thats funny

Magua
22nd April 2006, 20:52
I haven't heard that in sooo long. :D Anyone got the sound file?

MidnightMike
22nd April 2006, 21:01
Bwahahaha, excellent, i gotta rent that movie. :yes:

Scorpygirl
22nd April 2006, 21:05
Monty Python is a legend!!! Yip... the versatility of the f..g English language!!! :blip: :yes:

Deviant Esq
22nd April 2006, 22:10
I had that sound file for ages and so have heard it several times. Would have to say it's much better listening to it than reading it, but there you go. Bit of a blast from the past but all good :yes:

Skyryder
22nd April 2006, 22:13
Yes there is no other word like it. No matter how it's used or for what reason there is no other word that gives so much 'joy.' :2thumbsup

Skyryder

Ixion
22nd April 2006, 23:15
Well, fuck a duck. Who'd a fuckin' thought it.

Blairos
22nd April 2006, 23:44
For those that cant read :), and your listening pleasure - here is the audio version (http://www.photoedit.co.nz/usage_of_the_f-word.wav)... apparently incorrectly attributed to Monty Python...

Recorded anonymously with a Vivaldi soundtrack, it is believed to be the voice of Jack Wagner.

Enjoy!

PS: this is a .wav file, and couldnt upload to the site, so linked it to my personal site :ride:

Blairos
23rd April 2006, 00:11
Further to my previous post, some famous quotes from famous people...


General Custer “Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"
Mayor of Hiroshima “What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic “Where's all the fucking water coming from?”
Michelangelo “You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling ?”
Einstein “Any fucker could understand that”
Sean Penn “Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck”
John Lennon “Is that a real fucking gun”
Donald Campbell “The fucking throttle is stuck”
Anne Boleyn “Heads are going to fucking roll”
Richard Nixon “Who's going to fucking know ?”
Niki Lauda “I thought I could fucking smell petrol”
Mark Thatcher “What fucking map”
Picasso “It does fucking look like her”
Christopher Columbus “Where the fuck are we ?”
Michael Jackson “It's a fucking skin condition”
Pythagarus “How the fuck did you work that one out ?”
Walt Disney “Fuck a duck”
Joan of Arc “I don't suppose it will fucking rain”
Miss Marples “I haven't got a fucking clue”
Noah “Scattered showers, my fucking arse”

Skyryder
23rd April 2006, 09:35
Neil Armstrong; One giant fucking step for man

Marilyn Monroe; Where's the fucking President?

Davy Crocket; Fucking Coons

The Pope; What's a fuck?

Muldoon; Doesn't give my opponents much fucking time either

David Lange; Fuck Rodger

David Beckham; Fuck I'm good

Dracula; Fucking sunlight

James Bond; Shaken, not fucking stired (or is it the other way round?)

Call gir;l Wanna fuck

Arsonist Where's the fucking matches

Winja; Fucking pigs


Skyryder; I'm fucking off

Sniper
23rd April 2006, 09:42
I haven't heard that in sooo long. :D Anyone got the sound file?

I'll post it up tonight.

sAsLEX
23rd April 2006, 09:50
animated version http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html

Blairos
23rd April 2006, 09:58
I'll post it up tonight.

Refer Post # 10 :)