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MSBOND
24th April 2006, 19:33
Hi my names Shelley, my partner is a member and decided kiwi biker would be a good place to find guys willing to help me out.

Im in the readers pic section of FHM this month, im up against other girls to win a double page spread feature in next months mag. I work part time for myself running Attract Promotions and it would be great to get my name out there modelling.

So was wondering if you all could chuck a vote my way at

www.fhm.com.au then click on fhm girls then readers pic, my name is Shelley.

All votes are much appriciated, so i hope you guys enjoy a gork and cast away.

Thanks all :msn-wink:

By the way for better pics please visit my website at www.attractpromotions.co.nz

OMG
24th April 2006, 19:36
Poos, I'm surprised you haven't commented yet, slowing down in your old age? You have my vote Shelley

HDTboy
24th April 2006, 19:39
I've seen KiwiBiker members girlfriends who are hotter, I'm reserving my vote for them

enigma51
24th April 2006, 19:40
done liked bree a small bit more but you are a member of kb so your vote it is!

ZeroIndex
24th April 2006, 19:42
..that's some pretty tough competition, but you have my vote :)

WINJA
24th April 2006, 19:45
i voted for someone else , sorry

R6_kid
24th April 2006, 19:45
yeh, i'd do you. What's your partners KB name?

just voted for you, but i nearly gave it to bree, or Siobhan.

Smorg
24th April 2006, 19:46
yeah......average

Skunk
24th April 2006, 19:46
Hard work checking them all out but I did my bit...

jimbo600
24th April 2006, 19:51
Done. Can I count on your vote for the Mr Chummunly Warner Pie Trap title 2006 later on in the year?

NotaGoth
24th April 2006, 19:54
Good on you for having the guts to pose for a camera..

WINJA
24th April 2006, 19:57
Good on you for having the guts to pose for a camera..
YOUR TURN GOTH CHICK , GET YA GEARS OFF TRAMP

NotaGoth
24th April 2006, 20:03
YOUR TURN GOTH CHICK , GET YA GEARS OFF TRAMP


Sorry but the thought of you jerking off over my sexiness is just too off putting :laugh: :laugh: :killingme

Kendog
24th April 2006, 20:07
Stop hasseling her you lot, if you look better or have a Mrs that does, lets see the pics! Good luck Shelley, and good on you for getting thus far.
Mrs KD

jazbug5
24th April 2006, 20:09
'Modelling' has 2 'l's.

I'm sure that'll be the first thing guys notice when they look at your site- and you wouldn't want that, now- would you?

WINJA
24th April 2006, 20:12
Stop hasseling her you lot, if you look better or have a Mrs that does, lets see the pics! Good luck Shelley, and good on you for getting thus far.
Mrs KD
IS SHE YOUR HO?

Kendog
24th April 2006, 20:14
Yeah, I'm really into chicks, being Mrs Kendog and all.

Albino
24th April 2006, 20:33
Sorry Shel, no vote from I. Methinks the KB "boyfriend" part is a ruse.......

I vote for beer.

Lazy7
24th April 2006, 20:48
holy fuck.

you're not ugly.

cowpoos
24th April 2006, 20:56
Hi my names Shelley, my partner is a member and decided kiwi biker would be a good place to find guys willing to help me out.

Im in the readers pic section of FHM this month, im up against other girls to win a double page spread feature in next months mag. I work part time for myself running Attract Promotions and it would be great to get my name out there modelling.

So was wondering if you all could chuck a vote my way at

www.fhm.com.au then click on fhm girls then readers pic, my name is Shelley.

All votes are much appriciated, so i hope you guys enjoy a gork and cast away.

Thanks all :msn-wink:

By the way for better pics please visit my website at www.attractpromotions.co.nz
Hey chick....I'm the hottest guy on the site....you wanna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?

R6_kid
24th April 2006, 21:05
Hey chick....I'm the hottest guy on the site....you wanna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?

i'll mow her lawns, she can read my news, but im sure she aint gonna be drinking your milk mate :laugh:

madboy
24th April 2006, 21:08
Vote given. But a tip for next time, that black lycra stuff was a little conservative - string would be better.

Titanium
24th April 2006, 21:12
Got my vote ........

Dafe
24th April 2006, 21:14
The body passes, but it looks as though at some stage, somebody took to her jaw and mouth with a sledgehammer.
Her teeth look out of whack! Maybe rotting!
Her face reminds me of my uncle!

Yeah, Cowpoos will do for you!

Scouse
24th April 2006, 21:19
Show us yer tits and Ill give ya me vote

NotaGoth
24th April 2006, 21:21
The body passes, but it looks as though at some stage, somebody took to her jaw and mouth with a sledgehammer.
Her teeth look out of whack! Maybe rotting!
Her face reminds me of my uncle!

Yeah, Cowpoos will do for you!


Thats harsh..... No need to be so mean..

Dafe
24th April 2006, 21:22
Thats harsh..... No need to be so mean..

Ah alright then....... Apologies Cowpoos!

cowpoos
24th April 2006, 21:23
Yeah, Cowpoos will do for you!

bling dispatched

Dafe
24th April 2006, 21:31
Damn Bro!

That was alot of BLING!!!! :rofl:

Scouse
24th April 2006, 21:41
FHM- Help a member's girl out
Wiv a sperm donation.......?

Karma
24th April 2006, 21:43
I've voted for ya... however I feel you'd have got more votes if you'd used this picture

<CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.attractpromotions.co.nz/images/Lingere-1.jpg"></CENTER>

Just my opinion though.

Badcat
24th April 2006, 22:02
you got my vote too - good luck!!!

k

Insanity_rules
24th April 2006, 22:13
Put a vote in for ya, seeing as your a member. Gotta help out the family! Nice Photo, good luck.

Biff
24th April 2006, 23:07
Kat!!

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Blairos
24th April 2006, 23:18
My vote for you has been cast, I trust everyone else will help out a fellow KB Family member :ride:

u4ea
24th April 2006, 23:42
vote cast..youve got bigger bawls than me!!!!!!!!!good luck m8t

Shadows
24th April 2006, 23:52
Hi my names Shelley, my partner is a member and decided kiwi biker would be a good place to find guys willing to help me out.


M325? What kinda bike is that?

u4ea
25th April 2006, 00:00
M325? What kinda bike is that?
..........B M W thats what profile says???those aussies.................:oi-grr:

jazbug5
25th April 2006, 00:18
M325? What kinda bike is that?

It's this... (http://www.victoriacitymotors.com/car1.html) mein eyes! Right, everyone: pitchforks at the ready... time to cast out the evil impostor!

Shadows
25th April 2006, 00:23
It's this... (http://www.victoriacitymotors.com/car1.html) mein eyes! Right, everyone: pitchforks at the ready... time to cast out the evil impostor!


Its...... its....... a....... oh my god!!!! Its a cage!!!!

u4ea
25th April 2006, 00:23
....................mmmmm nice bike.......................................:no:

poorbastard
25th April 2006, 01:07
Vote going you way.

Teflon
25th April 2006, 01:36
My intentions were to vote for you, but then i saw a pic of Jess..

Good luck.

Korea
25th April 2006, 02:36
My intentions were to vote for you, but then i saw a pic of Jess..

Good luck.
Eh? I had to check this 'Jess' business out... she looks like she's sporting a keg in place of a taut six-pack. Was that the attraction?
Nb. No offence to Jess - I'm sure it was a trick of the (Bud) lite...

inlinefour
25th April 2006, 04:56
Hi my names Shelley, my partner is a member and decided kiwi biker would be a good place to find guys willing to help me out.

Im in the readers pic section of FHM this month, im up against other girls to win a double page spread feature in next months mag. I work part time for myself running Attract Promotions and it would be great to get my name out there modelling.

So was wondering if you all could chuck a vote my way at

www.fhm.com.au then click on fhm girls then readers pic, my name is Shelley.

All votes are much appriciated, so i hope you guys enjoy a gork and cast away.

Thanks all :msn-wink:

By the way for better pics please visit my website at www.attractpromotions.co.nz


as no shelia is hotter than Mrs IL4 or Speedygirl. Since she is not one of the options, you got my vote. Hope it helps.:msn-wink:

Streetwise
25th April 2006, 08:20
my vote has been placed, God luck

DingDong
25th April 2006, 09:22
get a bike MSBOND... I gave u my vote anyway.
How about posting some hooter shots?... you'll get more votes<_<

SlashWylde
25th April 2006, 09:29
Vote placed. All the best with your business venture.

Sniper
25th April 2006, 10:22
I'll vote for <strike>boobs</strike>, <strike>breasts</strike>, <strike>mammaries</strike>, personality

SpankMe
25th April 2006, 11:09
They all look pretty boring to me, so I voted for Bree. When ya can't decide, go for the one with the biggest tits.

You could have picked a better photo Shelley. FHM is tits & ass. If ya not showing 'em off, ya not gonna get far with that mag.

Motig
25th April 2006, 16:39
Voted for ya ( but I'm going out with Jess:msn-wink: ) Dreamer, ya gotta be a dreamer- thats my excuse.

MSBOND
25th April 2006, 17:01
Whoops stuffed up a url link.

MSBOND
25th April 2006, 17:15
Its...... its....... a....... oh my god!!!! Its a cage!!!!

Thats a bad example of a m325i

Scouse
25th April 2006, 17:20
Thats a bad example of a m325iMove yer hands outta the way

Scouse
25th April 2006, 17:26
Move yer hands outta the wayOh yes and smile a bit

Teflon
25th April 2006, 19:30
Thats a bad example of a m325i
Nice car...

35tickets
25th April 2006, 22:42
good on you girl all the best you have my vote:mobile:
Nice other pics as well good to see some kiwi talent out there

Bangbug
25th April 2006, 23:06
Nice car...

Sin Bin that man!
I told her not to put her car in place of a bike! :mega:
so i guess :stupid:
hehehhehe
thanks for the votes guys, much appreciated. (she's seeing the good side of me dissapearing off with a bunch of leather clad guys........:bleh: )

Finn
26th April 2006, 08:52
I'm still deciding. A full fontal pic may push me more in your direction.

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!

Grisdale
26th April 2006, 09:29
You have my vote, goodluck!

Teflon
26th April 2006, 17:17
Sin Bin that man!
I told her not to put her car in place of a bike! :mega:
so i guess :stupid:
Sin bin? sin bin you for riding that piece of shit.. fucking school boys and their little toys..

MSBOND
26th April 2006, 17:23
Not nice.
Beats riding dots I guess.
I love to "ride" my boys bike.
Does your misses like to "ride" your dots?

mikey
26th April 2006, 17:32
dono msbond, ive fucked hotter. do you cook an clean?

Teflon
26th April 2006, 17:43
Not nice.
Beats riding dots I guess.
I love to "ride" my boys bike.
Does your misses like to "ride" your dots?
if you like riding little things, good for you.

Good luck with your modelling.

sunhuntin
26th April 2006, 17:56
hey tef....she gets touchy doesnt she? lol. better a dot than a cage!

btw, i didnt vote for you.....good luck either way.

GR81
26th April 2006, 18:11
i vote Siobhan ;)

Bangbug
26th April 2006, 18:12
Gravity is just here to drag us down

Bangbug
26th April 2006, 18:25
Sin bin? sin bin you for riding that piece of shit.. fucking school boys and their little toys..

That's not very nice.... perhaps you didn't quite get jokes.
Although with a reply like that I believe it does qualify for the sin bin.
Where do i apply?

Teflon
26th April 2006, 18:42
Where do i apply?

heres the link: http://www.cryingschoolboys.co.nz

Mental Trousers
26th April 2006, 19:21
I think that this is appropriate for this thread - Mikes lefthand (http://www.sexylosers.com/028.html)

Milky
26th April 2006, 22:22
man some of you are right cunts.

R6_kid
26th April 2006, 23:56
man some of you are right cunts.

a man of few words goes straight to the point :yes:

Lias
27th April 2006, 11:06
man some of you are right cunts.
Wrong! :nono:

A cunts useful :whistle:

Voted, but you really need DD's and a bikini about 6 sizes too small to win this :-)

UrbanMyth
27th April 2006, 11:29
there you go voted twice for you.Good luck

SpeedyGirl
27th April 2006, 11:53
as no shelia is hotter than Mrs IL4. Since she is not one of the options, you got my vote. Hope it helps.:msn-wink:


:nya: fine......

Finn
27th April 2006, 11:59
man some of you are right cunts.

Hey Milky, got any nude pics of your lady?

Milky
27th April 2006, 16:55
what, my mum? I will have a hunt around for you, but I don't think you will be lucky...

Smorg
27th April 2006, 16:57
shes average........i wouldnt bother

Finn
27th April 2006, 18:35
what, my mum? I will have a hunt around for you, but I don't think you will be lucky...

Don't worry, I've got some. Hope you don't mind me posting them. I will blur myself out first.

froggyfrenchman
27th April 2006, 18:54
I voted for ya. Good luck and dont tell my misis

2_SL0
27th April 2006, 20:32
I new of a MSBOND on another website, I believe it was a NZ BMW one. She was a complete spoilt brat. I wonder if your the same one. :bye:

Macktheknife
27th April 2006, 20:44
Good on you Shell, voted.

Teflon
27th April 2006, 22:34
Cheers for the laugh mate:motu:.. you sick little man

MSBOND
28th April 2006, 21:11
I new of a MSBOND on another website, I believe it was a NZ BMW one. She was a complete spoilt brat. I wonder if your the same one. :bye:


Sorry cant be me, ive worked my ass off for everything i own. :first:

k14
28th April 2006, 21:19
sorry, voted for siobhan, she's hotter than you.

marty
28th April 2006, 22:16
i saw hotter while having a latte in newmarket today. man there's some yummy mummies up there..... :)

marty
28th April 2006, 22:17
not to mention the hotties on the wrestling on right now. mmmm tori.

kickingzebra
28th April 2006, 22:55
Sorry cant be me, ive worked my ass off for everything i own. :first:

Worked your cloths of at least...
Tell your workmate to smile more! No fun leering at someone who looks petrified by the camera!!
I voted for you too, for what its worth, good luck in your career!

Milky
28th April 2006, 23:07
Don't worry, I've got some. Hope you don't mind me posting them. I will blur myself out first.
haha yeah... She does get around. Brings a little more cash in and keeps the family fed :2thumbsup

dawnrazor
29th April 2006, 07:59
holy fuck.

you're not ugly.

should have used this photo instead of the one on the fhm website, there is a shadow on your chin that looks like a "soul-patch".

metric
29th April 2006, 16:28
voted for ya

good luck with it