First Annual KB Jelly Wrestling Night (maybe)

[Karma]

So... lots has been said about jelly wrestling... but how many here would actually turn up if one was put on for a laugh?

Yes... thought so... well might be fun, so lets gauge some interest and see how it goes eh :D

[NotaGoth]

I hate you Weasel

[N4CR]

Just go hire out some pron you seedy old bastard. If you want to see the kbr chicks in jelly then.... go... I don't know. DRAW HENTAI COMICS!?

[Streetwise]

im there ill bring the beer

[Insanity_rules]

Who we gonna be watchin?

[Karma]

Ok... perhaps I should clarify...

This isn't just a KB thing... could get some chicks in from outside to do the wrestling... but was interested to know if any chicks would actually get down with it...

[Kendog]

How about... I'm a chic and I wanna see the guys wrestle in jelly.? Wouldn't pay to see it though.
Mrs KD

[thealmightytaco]

You're like some kind of modern day Lady Godiva. For men. Carry on Weasel, carry on.

[thealmightytaco]

I don't think my last post was clear enough...

Hell yes I'm in.

[NotaGoth]

How about... I'm a chic and I wanna see the guys wrestle in jelly.? Wouldn't pay to see it though.
Mrs KD


Now that sounds like a plan

[BuFfY]

I would be keen as a bean!

[Qkchk]

I'd have a wrestle but depends on the amount of clothes I am permitted to wear ;)

[WINJA]

I'd have a wrestle but depends on the amount of clothes I am permitted to wear ;)
AMOUNT OF PERMITTED CLOTHES IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO STATE OF SPUNKYNESS

[Karma]

Oohh... good point qkchk...

I'm thinking no more than a bikini... I'll leave the choice of thong / no thong up to you ;)

[WINJA]

I would be keen as a bean!
YOU MEAN TO WRESTLE RIGHT, I HOPE YOU DO

[WINJA]

if its mud wrestling i got the perfect place

[Qkchk]

No sticky keyboards boys .............. :rofl:

[Qkchk]

if its mud wrestling i got the perfect place
Well what happened to the WINJA Scootereenie 500 with Jelly Wrestling? I thought you and Juzzer where organising that............

[WINJA]

No sticky keyboards boys .............. :rofl:IM MORE LIKELY TO GET A HORN OVER YOUR NEW BIKE.

IM ONLY GOING IF SOME ASIAN BIRDS ARE WRESTLING

[cowpoos]

I'll enter.....and I bet I'll fuckin win too....kick all you softy orchlanders arses....wats the prize???

[kickingzebra]

That would be hilarious... Could match up all the aforementioned chauvinist pigs, with all the sweaty scary biker chicks. Battle of the KB Titans etc...

larriken could use some footage for next video!!

I'd be in, depending on the flavour of the jelly... And no G strings!!

[WINJA]

Well what happened to the WINJA Scootereenie 500 with Jelly Wrestling? I thought you and Juzzer where organising that............

MY MISSES SPAT THE DUMMY CAUSE I TUCKED $5 INTO HER BEST FRIENDS CLEAVAGE , SHES BEEN A BIT SHITTY ABOUT THE IDEA SINCE , FUCKEN WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHAT THEIR THINKING

[WINJA]

I'll enter.....and I bet I'll fuckin win too....kick all you softy orchlanders arses....wats the prize???
I DUNNO IM PRETTY GOOD AT DISHING OUT THEBASH

[BuFfY]

YOU MEAN TO WRESTLE RIGHT, I HOPE YOU DO

Hell yeh I will wrestle... AND I will win!

So what's the prize?

I'm not a scary biker gurl tho.... sorry!...

[Qkchk]

I'll enter.....and I bet I'll fuckin win too....kick all you softy orchlanders arses....wats the prize???
Yeah I suppose youre good at pulling tits................

[WINJA]

Hell yeh I will wrestle... AND I will win!

So what's the prize?

I'm not a scary biker gurl tho.... sorry!...
PRIZE IS YOU GET TO PAINT MY GARAGE WITH TIGER WOODS THIS WEEKEND

[NotaGoth]

Well Weaselle it looks like you have a few ladies who are keen, you could quite possibly scrape up a few more. So now its all to do with the where and when? Should be a mixture of guys and girls. Would love to see mr poos get creamed but some of kb's finest ladies. :bleh:

[kickingzebra]

Yeah I suppose youre good at pulling tits................

but is a nipple gripple instant win material, or does it take more than that to get a good woman down?:devil2:

[Qkchk]

Well Weaselle it looks like you have a few ladies who are keen, you could quite possibly scrape up a few more. So now its all to do with the where and when? Should be a mixture of guys and girls. Would love to see mr poos get creamed but some of kb's finest ladies. :bleh:
Talking about being 'creamed', why not shaving cream instead of Jelly? I could shave me legs @ the same time. I'm still trying to figure out how one would make enough jelly for everyone to throw around.

[WINJA]

Well Weaselle it looks like you have a few ladies who are keen, you could quite possibly scrape up a few more. So now its all to do with the where and when? Should be a mixture of guys and girls. Would love to see mr poos get creamed but some of kb's finest ladies. :bleh:
YOU SHOULD HAVE A GO KITTIE , ID LOVE TO SEE A GOTH CHICK JELLY WRESTLING , WE COULD GET BLACK JELLY FOR YOU

[NotaGoth]

Talking about being 'creamed', why not shaving cream instead of Jelly? I could shave me legs @ the same time. I'm still trying to figure out how one would make enough jelly for everyone to throw around.


I'm sure if they rung around they could get enough jelly, or theres always the mud at WINJA's. :msn-wink:

[NotaGoth]

YOU SHOULD HAVE A GO KITTIE , ID LOVE TO SEE A GOTH CHICK JELLY WRESTLING , WE COULD GET BLACK JELLY FOR YOU


Not goth so it wouldn't exactly be a goth chick jelly wrestling now would it? :laugh: Though I must say red and black jelly would look damn nice.

I'll watch but I won't be taking part. Someone might pull my hair and make me cry. Or if worst comes to worst I might break I nail :no:

[WINJA]

I'm sure if they rung around they could get enough jelly, or theres always the mud at WINJA's. :msn-wink:
YEAH YOU LIKE IT IN THE MUD DONT YA, DIRTY GOTH GIRL

[cowpoos]

I DUNNO IM PRETTY GOOD AT DISHING OUT THEBASH
mate I'ld hammer your fat arse.....and anyone else that wants ago....I'ld be extra gentle wif the ladies.....so I can cop a feel....lol

[Qkchk]

YEAH YOU LIKE IT IN THE MUD DONT YA, DIRTY GOTH GIRL
Hmmmmm let's say about 30mins...............

[NotaGoth]

DIRTY SEXY GIRL


I'm clean, I just showered. You going to wrestle winja?

[WINJA]

mate I'ld hammer your fat arse....
GHEY , YOU WANNA HOOK UP WIYH SWANNY

[Qkchk]

30mins till this thread gets too f@#ked up and gets binned into the Pointless Drivel...........

Oh, hang on at least you found your "What single white guys would like to do" thread, Weasel.

[u4ea]

Hell yeh I will wrestle... AND I will win!

So what's the prize?

I'm not a scary biker gurl tho.... sorry!...
can we rig it so buffy wins????i could give her a run for her money but easier if she dumps me on my left shoulder in the goo then i dont have to worry about rebreaking my bones...............................:spudflip: ::bleh:

[WINJA]

I'm clean, I just showered. You going to wrestle winja?
NAH IM TO SCARED TO THRASH AROUND IN JELLY , ID LOOK LIKE A BEACHED WHALE AND GREENPEACE WOULD TRY TO ROLL ME BACK INTO THE OCEAN WHILE SINGING ME SOOTHING SONGS

[Qkchk]

Funny how the guys who start these threads off slowly and very quietly slink into the background................................

[Qkchk]

can we rig it so buffy wins????i could give her a run for her money but easier if she dumps me on my left shoulder in the goo then i dont have to worry about rebreaking my bones...............................:spudflip: ::bleh:
Sorry ladies, I'd probably thump the 2 of ya and then Cowpoos to shut him up.

[NotaGoth]

NAH IM TO SCARED TO THRASH AROUND IN JELLY , ID LOOK LIKE A BEACHED WHALE AND GREENPEACE WOULD TRY TO ROLL ME BACK INTO THE OCEAN WHILE SINGING ME SOOTHING SONGS

ok well you can sit back and watch with me then :bleh:

[WINJA]

Funny how the guys who start these threads off slowly and very quietly slink into the background................................
NOT ME ,BUT FACE IT EVERYONE WANTS TO WATCH GIRLS WRESTLE INCLUDING OTHER GIRLS , I PRESCRIBE TO THE THEORY THAT ALL GIRLS ARE ONLY HALF A BOTLLE OF BACARDI AWAY FROM A GIRL ON GIRL EXPERIENCE

[NotaGoth]

Sorry ladies, I'd probably thump the 2 of ya and then Cowpoos to shut him up.


I'd like to watch while you thump mr poos so I can laugh at him lol

[Big Dave]

What about - 'I'm a bloke - I'll pay to wrestle the chics'?

[BuFfY]

can we rig it so buffy wins????i could give her a run for her money but easier if she dumps me on my left shoulder in the goo then i dont have to worry about rebreaking my bones...............................:spudflip: ::bleh:


Haha! Well I dated a pro wrestler for a bit! So I do know a few moves!!

But yes... lets rig it so I win!

[NotaGoth]

Okay so on a serious note. If Weasel was being serious and not just a hornball who is willing to organize summin like this? And it can't just be the ladies okay guys need to get involved too. Its just not fair.

[Qkchk]

What about - 'I'm a bloke - I'll pay to wrestle the chics'?
I'd only take on an older guy - more to hang onto............

[kickingzebra]

What about - 'I'm a bloke - I'll pay to wrestle the chics'?
Didn't know we had any 12 foot tall chicks for an even match!!
But you're right, a few options short of perfect bliss :finger:

[Qkchk]

Okay so on a serious note.
I think its gone a bit too far for that................:killingme

[Karma]

I'm here... just reading some classy posts ;)

It's a serious thread, just trying to see if anyone would be interested in this kinda thing... I know I would, but it takes numbers to put something like this together. Cast your votes and I'll see if I can work out some figures.

Weasel... signing off...

[cowpoos]

GHEY , YOU WANNA HOOK UP WIYH SWANNY
fuck off.....he's a short ugly lil fat ghey twat.....I'll kick your arse....and your scared....I know it.... the only person on this website I wouldn't want to go up against is dafe.....coz he's a hard looking buggar and maybe kittie.......coz she bites.....and no one likes a biter....[unless its only nibbles babe?]

[NotaGoth]

Qkchk
cowpoos
buffy
Big Dave
Weasel (no your not getting out of this one)


Anyone else?

[cowpoos]

Sorry ladies, I'd probably thump the 2 of ya and then Cowpoos to shut him up.
in ur dreams hunnie.....u wanna slid with the POO"S you'll pay the price.... and I'll hell slap you down some

[NotaGoth]

I think its gone a bit too far for that................:killingme

Aww come on. But seriously would you take part or not? :confused:

[NotaGoth]

fuck off.....he's a short ugly lil fat ghey twat.....I'll kick your arse....and your scared....I know it.... the only person on this website I wouldn't want to go up against is dafe.....coz he's a hard looking buggar and maybe kittie.......coz she bites.....and no one likes a biter....[unless its only nibbles babe?]


I'm to fragile for jelly wrestling mr poos, but I'll watch.

[Qkchk]

in ur dreams hunnie.....u wanna slid with the POO"S you'll pay the price.... and I'll hell slap you down some
Goes to show that you know f@#k all ............ didnt you know I bashed Custard up? Havent ya seen the pics of his wrist?

[Blairos]

I'll side with Kittie, the sideline sounds like the best place to be here... may even bring an HD camera along to record this one for prosperity - DVD anyone? :killingme

[BuFfY]

Oh come on guys! What is a bit of jelly and nudity between friends?!

[u4ea]

.could incorporate shots into a kb calender??????funds for the site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cowpoos]

Goes to show that you know f@#k all ............ didnt you know I bashed Custard up? Havent ya seen the pics of his wrist?
mate....u don't know Poo's that well do ya....

[cowpoos]

Oh come on guys! What is a bit of jelly and nudity between friends?!
u'ld chicken out anyway wouldn't ya.....eh chick

[kickingzebra]

Oh come on guys! What is a bit of jelly and nudity between friends?!
Well, if you put it that way!!! Where do I sign!!
Pre warmed jelly right, cause cold stuff could take the wind right out of a guys sails...

[Qkchk]

u'ld chicken out anyway wouldn't ya.....eh chick
Nah, I wouldn't want to see a grown man cry.............

[Blairos]

Pre warmed jelly right, cause cold stuff could take the wind right out of a guys sails...

Or the Lead out of his Pencil...:doh: oh thats right, its "carbon" now isnt it... :)

[BuFfY]

Have I ever chickened out of anything?

[kickingzebra]

Or the Lead out of his Pencil...:doh:

Or the beef out of his injection...

[cowpoos]

Have I ever chickened out of anything?
wheres that pic you were gunna send me the next day then dudette???? hmmm?

[cowpoos]

Nah, I wouldn't want to see a grown man cry.............
lmfao....bring it u lil tuff talker.....

[Rossi Gal]

How about... I'm a chic and I wanna see the guys wrestle in jelly.? Wouldn't pay to see it though.
Mrs KD



Im with you MRS KD :) would be the funnest s%$t:laugh:

[Blairos]

.could incorporate shots into a kb calender??????funds for the site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure how many people would be willing to pay for that :)

*Dr Evil Voice* OK people- heres the Plan ... we have the Jelly Wrestling Event, and Blairos will donate to KB the ransom of TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS to the upkeep of the KB site *END Dr Evil Voice*

*little finger pointing at side of mouth*

:eek:

[BuFfY]

wheres that pic you were gunna send me the next day then dudette???? hmmm?

here and waiting!

or could be more at this jelly wrestling event ;)

[BuFfY]

Have you noticed that 4 people have voted in the spot I am a chick and I will wrestle??

I used to wrestle my sister but she used the excuse... Oh my god I can't breathe.... yeh right! just give me back my pillow bitch!

[Rossi Gal]

u'ld chicken out anyway wouldn't ya.....eh chick

you just think you're the toughest thing on here dont ya poos?! haha, i bet you'd be the one not showing up. bring it on anytime dude! :) lmao

[kickingzebra]

Have you noticed that 4 people have voted in the spot I am a chick and I will wrestle??

I used to wrestle my sister but she used the excuse... Oh my god I can't breathe.... yeh right! just give me back my pillow bitch!

You're angry and have repressed memories about your sister beating you with a pillow.
Jelly wrestling will be a great way to sort these issues out!!

[BuFfY]

You're angry and have repressed memories about your sister beating you with a pillow.
Jelly wrestling will be a great way to sort these issues out!!

Nah she didn't beat me! I stole her pillow and fought hard to be able to keep it!!
But yes.... jelly wrestling will be a great way to sort some issues out!

[kickingzebra]

Ok, so, with you eyes closed, can you feel the inner light?? mmm, goooodd.
(soothing noises strangly like the ones used by greenpeace on winja)

This event deserves to be amalgamated with another event I feel... Tiddliwinks!!!

[BuFfY]

haha Yeh I am sure this event will be right up there with the drag wars and track days!

[kickingzebra]

More photographers, More I say... Drag wars fun... Trackdays, also fun... Jelly rasslin, priceless!!

[BuFfY]

Haha well I am sure a few of the contestants would say it has its price!

[nadroj]

I'd only take on an older guy - more to hang onto............

Why thank you!

[Racey Rider]

I'm to fragile for jelly wrestling mr poos, but I'll watch.

Just stand in the middle,, I'm sure there would be someone ready to pay a KB donation to carefully spread the jelly over you.
All for a good cause, and no broken nails. :spudflip:

[Kendog]

Well, if we have a KB rally, it could be done there and then. Yes, No?

[Karma]

Just stand in the middle,, I'm sure there would be someone ready to pay a KB donation to carefully spread the jelly over you.
All for a good cause, and no broken nails. :spudflip:

Now there's an idea if I'd ever heard one!

Bling for you.

[cowpoos]

you just think you're the toughest thing on here dont ya poos?! haha, i bet you'd be the one not showing up. bring it on anytime dude! :) lmao
yeh bring lil ladie...I'll slap you up some....mark my words ;)

[cowpoos]

here and waiting!

or could be more at this jelly wrestling event ;)
here and wait....no no....you need to get your arse into training if your gunna face the Poo-a-nator....

[kickingzebra]

The poo an eater??

[u4ea]

Well, if we have a KB rally, it could be done there and then. Yes, No?
...YES.....:eek:

[Qkchk]

yeh bring lil ladie...I'll slap you up some....mark my words ;)
Sounds like you need a good bitch-slappin yaself

[Rossi Gal]

yeh bring lil ladie...I'll slap you up some....mark my words ;)


hahaha in your dreams boyo!! youd be on your back covered with jelly before youd get the chance!! id learn you good and proper!! :killingme

[Colapop]

Mud would be better. The jelly they use for "Jelly" wrestling isn't the eating Gregs kind of jelly. (So I've been told - I have no knowledge of this event at all, honest!)

[BuFfY]

here and wait....no no....you need to get your arse into training if your gunna face the Poo-a-nator....

Nah I don't need to train! I have experience on my side!

[cowpoos]

Sounds like you need a good bitch-slappin yaself
sound like u need a slap up the side of the head eh cheeki chick

[cowpoos]

hahaha in your dreams boyo!! youd be on your back covered with jelly before youd get the chance!! id learn you good and proper!! :killingme
learn me what!!!! the only thing you'ld learn me is how to make celery tasty :P

[Nicksta]

AMOUNT OF PERMITTED CLOTHES IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO STATE OF SPUNKYNESS

oh my.....

i think i'll just watch and cheer the girls on....:drinkup:

[cowpoos]

Nah I don't need to train! I have experience on my side!
not entirerly what I was told......hmm

[NotaGoth]

Just stand in the middle,, I'm sure there would be someone ready to pay a KB donation to carefully spread the jelly over you.
All for a good cause, and no broken nails. :spudflip:


Ahem no, I'm positive there wouldn't be. I'll stand on the sideline and take photos how ever. :oi-grr:

[Magua]

Hell, I'd come and watch. Should be quite a sight. :D

[Karma]

Now what I would need... for professional organisational reasons, is bikini shots of any of you lovely ladies that would like to take place.

Feel free to foward these to me by eMail.

Thank you.

[cowpoos]

Now what I would need... for professional organisational reasons, is bikini shots of any of you lovely ladies that would like to take place.

Feel free to foward these to me by eMail.

Thank you.
wats ya email address I'll take some shots of my self in a bikini tonite for ya...

[MidnightMike]

Whats the jelly made from?

I mean what kind of jelly.

[cowpoos]

Whats the jelly made from?
u r truly stupid......yes you are.....

[BuFfY]

not entirerly what I was told......hmm

And what were you told?!

[Karma]

wats ya email address I'll take some shots of my self in a bikini tonite for ya...

Too... Much... Information...

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[Karma]

On a more serious note... seems there could be a bit of intest... assume half you soft cocks would actually turn up, and aren't whipped by your female halves ;)

Now onto possible cost, which is a pain I know.

$5? $10? $15? What ya reckon it's worth?

Would be at least a few hours of action... many matches leading to some kinda trophy or something :D

[MidnightMike]

Is the jelly just the stuff that you eat ???

[kickingzebra]

I vote cola jelly

[cowpoos]

Is the jelly just the stuff that you eat ???
yes.......yes it is.......lmfao

[Rossi Gal]

learn me what!!!! the only thing you'ld learn me is how to make celery tasty :P


oh man, its all on now!! that wasnt very nice lmao but ill learn you what it feels like to be beat by a girl!!! :bleh:

[BuFfY]

Ok so have we figured out what I get when I win yet?

[Karma]

Trophy? The glory of being the KB Jelly Champ?

Or you running for cash?

[cowpoos]

oh man, its all on now!! that wasnt very nice lmao but ill learn you what it feels like to be beat by a girl!!! :bleh:
you gunna tie me up first......before you beat me with your leather wip [Poo's likes that shit...lmfao]

[WINJA]

Ok so have we figured out what I get when I win yet?
A HOT DATE WITH TRISTAN OR JOHN , DONT WORRY YOULL BE QUITE SAFE THEY ONLY LIKE COCK

[Karma]

You know Winja... Tristan does talk about you a lot...

I'd lock your doors.

[BuFfY]

A HOT DATE WITH TRISTAN OR JOHN , DONT WORRY YOULL BE QUITE SAFE THEY ONLY LIKE COCK

Then where is the fun in that!?

[Rossi Gal]

you gunna tie me up first......before you beat me with your leather wip [Poo's likes that shit...lmfao]

yup, ill get out my lasoo(?) and spirs as well lmao dodgy basta*d!!

[Goblin]

Here's what I reckon. Wrestle for cash and a trophy. Spectators pay a $10 cover charge.

You could do it with velcro straps on the ankle. The aim being to be the first to get your opponents strap off their ankle. Best of three wins the round.
Depending how many enter, run heats, semis then finals. Have womens and mens and if any woman thinks she can take on the guys....then go hard!


Maybe split the prize money down to 2nd and Champion gets to take home the trophy and some cash and the honour of being the first KB Jelly Wrestle Champion!


I'll watch:corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:

[cowpoos]

yup, ill get out my lasoo(?) and spirs as well lmao dodgy basta*d!!
its a date.....I'll pick u up say 7:30 tomorrow? make sure you tidy ya self up a bit and hav a shower....K!

[Rossi Gal]

its a date.....I'll pick u up say 7:30 tomorrow? make sure you tidy ya self up a bit and hav a shower....K!

now y would i go and do that...we just gonna get dirty again.....:bleh:

[cowpoos]

now y would i go and do that...we just gonna get dirty again.....:bleh:
my gwad.....the women of my dreams? tell me one last thing before its confirmed.....can you do the splits?

[Rossi Gal]

my gwad.....the women of my dreams? tell me one last thing before its confirmed.....can you do the splits?


not that i see ANY connection between the two..but just to make your day poos...yes, i can actually..but can you? lmao scary thought

[cowpoos]

not that i see ANY connection between the two..but just to make your day poos...yes, i can actually..but can you? lmao scary thought
almost can.....used to be able too....why does that turn you on beh bee?

[Nicksta]

A HOT DATE WITH TRISTAN OR JOHN , DONT WORRY YOULL BE QUITE SAFE THEY ONLY LIKE COCK

thats funny, not what Tristan told me last night.....
He likes me on his bike ;)

[N4CR]

Yeah girls in black leather look sexy on black zxr's. :eek:

[Karma]

OH man... knew poos was gonna be all over this one ay... but if I can bring the thread back on topic for just one moment.

It has been suggested that in order to help fund the night, (a share of the proceeds of which will be going to the site), we can run some auctions... not for gloves, or even jackets (as snazzy as these items are), no no!

I am thinking of auctioning women!

We would have title fights and such, but if the ladies of KB would be interested, they could auction an exhibition fight with the highest bidder as their oponent.

So ladies, any of you interested in taking part?

[WINJA]

thats funny, not what Tristan told me last night.....
He likes me on his bike ;)
DID HIS COCK TASTE LIKE POO,S

[Smorg]

Or the beef out of his injection...

Or the yogurt out of his slinger

[Motoracer]

not that i see ANY connection between the two..but just to make your day poos...yes, i can actually..but can you? lmao scary thought

Can you show me some of your moves, some time as well? Go on, you know you want to! :msn-wink:

[WRT]

Or the yogurt out of his slinger

Or the zippity out of his do-da

[Fishy]

I'm sure you will find everything you need here.... www.smoothexposure.co.nz

[Colapop]

I vote cola jelly
I don't think I got that much!!:tugger:

[kickingzebra]

I don't think I got that much!!:tugger:
I was thinking of the flavoursome stuff... I think Kb should probably distance itself from such practices... one can only imagine the headlines..
In Bizarre fundraising efforts small inflatable jelly ring is filled by bikers...manjuice?
Jelly raslin, not bukake!!

[Colapop]

The actual wrestling jelly tastes like crap (it's not real jelly) --- *cough* *cough* so I've been told....

[Big Dave]

I am thinking of auctioning women!

We would have title fights and such, but if the ladies of KB would be interested, they could auction an exhibition fight with the highest bidder as their oponent.

So ladies, any of you interested in taking part?

Dream on - buggy cant sell 20 calendars.
Paul in NZ is likely to burn a valve too.
:laugh:

[kickingzebra]

LOL, thats why I said cola!! maybe cola and blueberry, or raspberry...
I can't imagine the jelly wrestling police knocking down the door cause we didn't use IJWF regulation jelly!! (or bikinis)

[kickingzebra]

Dream on - buggy cant sell 20 calendars.
Paul in NZ is likely to burn a valve too.
:laugh:

Thats cause aforementioned ladies aren't in calenders....
:bleh:

[Fishy]

Here you go girls.... get some wrestling tips and techniques from here... www.modelfight.com

[Nicksta]

DID HIS COCK TASTE LIKE POO,S

A girl doesn't kiss and tell....
and no, Poos was no where near....

[Qkchk]

Well I'll be damned, this still hasnt made it to PD............

[Back Fire]

Maybe if I posted here it might help....

[Smorg]

will the jelly be gluten free

[Karma]

Well looks like a case of all talk and no action.

Nevermind.

Feel free to shift to PD at your leisure.

[Smorg]

what did you expect?

[kickingzebra]

Um, if you want to organise it, people respond to being led, tell them a time and place, and then make up some crap about huge prizes and free piss. You'll be swamped, and business will be booming!

[Qkchk]

I'm serious but Ive got enough to organise as it is.........but for the sake of KB I'd be keen as for a roll around in the jelly :Punk:

[cowpoos]

Well I'll be damned, this still hasnt made it to PD............
well I've been trying...I mite hav lost me touch....hmmm

[Colapop]

You were 'touched' a long time ago Poosie...

[Rossi Gal]

Um, if you want to organise it, people respond to being led, tell them a time and place, and then make up some crap about huge prizes and free piss. You'll be swamped, and business will be booming!


thats so true, change the poll now to a where and when thing, and state prizes etc if you want any of it taken seriously :)

[cowpoos]

and no, Poos was no where near....

unfortunatly for you eh? ;)

[cowpoos]

thats so true, change the poll now to a where and when thing, and state prizes etc if you want any of it taken seriously :)
my prize will be giving you a learn....and probally coping a feel while I'm at it......hehehehehehehehe..... I won't beat ya to quick though......I'll tease ya for a while.....be for I hammer ya [home] :P

[Blairos]

Or the zippity out of his do-da

Or the custard out of his chucker

[NotaGoth]

well i thought about it and was kinda keen to wrestle mr poos in all honesty but oh well.

Weasel where are the plans at??? Go'er or not?

[Rossi Gal]

my prize will be giving you a learn....and probally coping a feel while I'm at it......hehehehehehehehe..... I won't beat ya to quick though......I'll tease ya for a while.....be for I hammer ya [home] :P


you're f%$ked haha sick lil pup you are my friend. but you know you still wouldnt win...nope nope sowy....

[cowpoos]

well i thought about it and was kinda keen to wrestle mr poos in all honesty but oh well.

Weasel where are the plans at??? Go'er or not?
I mite be looking for someone to lick all the jelli off my body?

[Rossi Gal]

Can you show me some of your moves, some time as well? Go on, you know you want to! :msn-wink:


show you some moves? haha, thought you knew how to ride already..lol

[cowpoos]

you're f%$ked haha sick lil pup you are my friend. but you know you still wouldnt win...nope nope sowy....
well...sounds like we will hav to sort this in the ring then eh dudette?

[NotaGoth]

I mite be looking for someone to lick all the jelli off my body?


Ok I'll bring my dog. Mind you he hasn't been fed in a week, if he starts to gnaw stand extremely still.

[cowpoos]

Ok I'll bring my dog. Mind you he hasn't been fed in a week, if he starts to gnaw stand extremely still.
errrr......nah......I mite just use a towel then...... :)

[Rossi Gal]

well...sounds like we will hav to sort this in the ring then eh dudette?


meah, ring..track..all the same to me..youll be learned either way lmao

[NotaGoth]

errrr......nah......I mite just use a towel then...... :)



damn..... lol..

[vixter]

fuck yeah sounds good fun too me

[cowpoos]

fuck yeah sounds good fun too me
trouble has arrived......u can jelli wrestle winja.....that'll be a larf

[cowpoos]

meah, ring..track..all the same to me..youll be learned either way lmao
u wanna put a wager on this then chick???

[Motoracer]

show you some moves? haha, thought you knew how to ride already..lol

You know what I mean...


yup, ill get out my lasoo(?) and spirs

I didn't even know you owned all that kinky stuff! When do I get to see this side of you? :devil2: ha ha

[Rossi Gal]

u wanna put a wager on this then chick???

yup! :) never back down from a challenge..

[Rossi Gal]

You know what I mean...



I didn't even know you owned all that kinky stuff! When do I get to see this side of you? :devil2: ha ha

that i do..so.are you gonna get into jelly as well??

[cowpoos]

that i do..so.are you gonna get into jelly as well??
oh we could do tag teams......all we need is another chick....ummm....I mite PM loosebruce...lol

[Motoracer]

that i do..so.are you gonna get into jelly as well??

If I get to do it with you, why not? Sure I will!

[Karma]

Talk is cheap, where are the bikini pics?

weasel at kiwibiker .co .nz

[NotaGoth]

http://www.flattire.org/pics/2003/091103_girls.jpg

[vixter]

trouble has arrived......u can jelli wrestle winja.....that'll be a larf



hmmm if he ever gets his fat arse off the computer that is

[larriken]

That would be hilarious... Could match up all the aforementioned chauvinist pigs, with all the sweaty scary biker chicks. Battle of the KB Titans etc...

larriken could use some footage for next video!!

Bwahahahaha, could make a whole video on it, not sure who'd buy it though!

[larriken]

You know what I mean...



I didn't even know you owned all that kinky stuff! When do I get to see this side of you? :devil2: ha ha

God loves a trier!:laugh:

[Motoracer]

God loves a trier!:laugh:

Well... If I don't buy a lotto ticket, how can I hope to win lotto? :)

[kickingzebra]

Much simpler to just get blotto... (probably cheaper too)
Then into bed with a 10 at 2....

[WINJA]

hmmm if he ever gets his fat arse off the computer that is
FAT MAYBE , BUT YOUR A BED HOPPING CRACK HO AND IT DONT GET MUCH LOWER THAN THAT

[NotaGoth]

WINJA!!!!!!!! play nice thats a horrible thing to say....

[WINJA]

WINJA!!!!!!!! play nice thats a horrible thing to say....
DONT YOU MEAN TO SAY 'VIXTER DONT START TROUBLE'

[NotaGoth]

DONT YOU MEAN TO SAY 'VIXTER DONT START TROUBLE'

Well that too but she might slap me one

[WINJA]

Well that too but she might slap me one
GET HER TO DO THE OTHER SIDE TO EVEN IT UP THEN.

DID YOU STOP TO THINK THAT I MIGHT HAVE FEELINGS KITTY AND VIXTERS REMARK WAS HURTFULL............................








:killingme :killingme :killingme

[NotaGoth]

GET HER TO DO THE OTHER SIDE TO EVEN IT UP THEN.

DID YOU STOP TO THINK THAT I MIGHT HAVE FEELINGS KITTY AND VIXTERS REMARK WAS HURTFULL............................








:killingme :killingme :killingme


No cause I'll cry WINJA. I'm a little baby. Actually I have stopped and wondered if you have feelings from time to time.... :nya:

[WINJA]

No cause I'll cry WINJA. I'm a little baby. Actually I have stopped and wondered if you have feelings from time to time.... :nya:


I GOT LOTS OF SYMPATHY FOR ANIMALS DOES THAT COUNT

[vixter]

FAT MAYBE , BUT YOUR A BED HOPPING CRACK HO AND IT DONT GET MUCH LOWER THAN THAT


so u keep saying but you aint seen me in action big boy!!!

[vixter]

er hows about no

but you got me and kittie now to give you a gud sorting and we sure will






GET HER TO DO THE OTHER SIDE TO EVEN IT UP THEN.

DID YOU STOP TO THINK THAT I MIGHT HAVE FEELINGS KITTY AND VIXTERS REMARK WAS HURTFULL............................








:killingme :killingme :killingme

[WINJA]

er hows about no

but you got me and kittie now to give you a gud sorting and we sure will
NO THANKS YOU DISEASE RIDDLED WALKING SPERM BANK

[u4ea]

FAT MAYBE , BUT YOUR A BED HOPPING CRACK HO AND IT DONT GET MUCH LOWER THAN THAT
are you so fat no crack ho will even look at you...........

[WINJA]

are you so fat no crack ho will even look at you...........
IM NOT SO FAT THAT ID HAVE TO HUMP A SLAPPER LIKE YOU

[u4ea]

IM NOT SO FAT THAT ID HAVE TO HUMP A SLAPPER LIKE YOU
hahahehe im no slapper fatboy...........:nya:

[NotaGoth]

I GOT LOTS OF SYMPATHY FOR ANIMALS DOES THAT COUNT


I do too. Love animals so much.

[WINJA]

hahahehe im no slapper fatboy...........:nya:
YOUR SAYING FAT LIKE ITS A BAD THING , THE FUNNY THING ABOUT FAT IS IT LOOKS DIGNIFIED ON A MAN AND DISGUSTING ON A WOMAN, AND MY BITCH LIKES HOW I LOOK SHE SAYS IT MAKES HER LOOK THINNER WHEN SHE STANDS NEXT TO ME.

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE NASTY TO ME U4EA TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM YOUR SMELLY FRONT BUM AND SHABBY APEARENCE JUST CLEAN YOUR SELF UP ,GO TO THE DOCTOR AND BUY SOME NICE CLOTHES

[WINJA]

I do too. Love animals so much.
SAME , I LOVE THEM WITH MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVEY

[vixter]

are you so fat no crack ho will even look at you...........


he just loves it he must be having a wank while he reads this

[u4ea]

YOUR SAYING FAT LIKE ITS A BAD THING , THE FUNNY THING ABOUT FAT IS IT LOOKS DIGNIFIED ON A MAN AND DISGUSTING ON A WOMAN, AND MY BITCH LIKES HOW I LOOK SHE SAYS IT MAKES HER LOOK THINNER WHEN SHE STANDS NEXT TO ME.

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE NASTY TO ME U4EA TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM YOUR SMELLY FRONT BUM AND SHABBY APEARENCE JUST CLEAN YOUR SELF UP ,GO TO THE DOCTOR AND BUY SOME NICE CLOTHES
my feelings are soooooooooo hurt.............:whocares: hahaha

[NotaGoth]

SAME , I LOVE THEM WITH MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVEY


lol your a dag, nah i like them just as pets.

[Goblin]

lol your a dag...
:laugh: At least he's not the whole sheep's arse.

[NotaGoth]

:laugh: At least he's not the whole sheep's arse.


true that lol..

[gav]

OK, so has this guy lost or won? :yes: NSFW http://www.smoothexposure.co.nz/_jpgs/images/jelly3.jpg