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Lazy7
26th April 2006, 13:44
wow.
http://intermaweb.net/index.php/2005/10/29/world-record-4-peristaltic-action/
Swoop
26th April 2006, 13:51
But would it flush?:no:
BuFfY
26th April 2006, 14:02
Oh my god there are some sick individuals out there.... they think that is cool?? Seriously?!
Fishy
26th April 2006, 14:03
haha that bugger is soooo full of shit!. :laugh: :laugh: :killingme :killingme
GR81
26th April 2006, 14:15
im glad i wasnt eating when reading this~!
Goblin
26th April 2006, 14:18
:shit: :gob: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :killingme
Speak to me oh chocolate lips...tell me a really looooong story!
WRT
26th April 2006, 14:21
New avatar anyone?
Blairos
26th April 2006, 17:42
And here I was thinking that us blokes were full of shit sometimes!
Blairos
26th April 2006, 17:44
New avatar anyone?
Priceless! please accept Bling as a token for your hard work!
Back Fire
26th April 2006, 18:34
That is disgusting.... :no:
Qkchk
26th April 2006, 18:54
Imagine that on a cold frosty morning!
Colapop
26th April 2006, 19:17
That's just Nnnnnaaaassssttttyyyy!!!!
Mental Trousers
26th April 2006, 19:24
I know some turds that are approx 6' tall and around 90ish kgs, but they're nothing on that.
u4ea
26th April 2006, 19:41
And here I was thinking that us blokes were full of shit sometimes!
read the notes.......those weirdos call that art?????????shes just sooooo full of shit it makes me sick:oi-grr:
Qkchk
26th April 2006, 19:46
shes just sooooo full of shit it makes me sick:oi-grr:
Gives a new meaning to the thrase................. :lol:
UrbanMyth
26th April 2006, 19:51
Wow! thats talent!
New avatar anyone?
lmao good shit dude.
ukbandit
27th April 2006, 13:07
beats the foot-long from subway:yes: might taste better as well!!:sick:
Aiolos
27th April 2006, 13:50
Its fake.
“The work of Michelle Hines often employs strategies of willful fakery to accentuate particular human dynamics and responses. Whether in her series of fictional - though wholly convincing - world records or in video pieces such as “Yeti” or “Convenience Store Robbery,” the threads of factual circumstances or possibilities are reconfigured to highlight either a sense of possibility or emotions of dread and fear.”
The_Dover
27th April 2006, 13:55
Hmm, looking at the timeclock on the pics it took her 20 minutes to do a 26 foot shit.
Thats 1.3 feet of shit per minute.
beyond
27th April 2006, 14:04
Man, there's some sick puppies around. :(
I've only ever discovered two really giant human turds that would not or could not have been flushed by normal means.
Once I was playing golf around the little 9 holer at Hamilton lake years back.
I trudged into the bushes for a piss in a likely looking spot and was about to add some nitrogen to the grass surrounding the large tree, when I thought I had stumbled onto a dead brown dog. Turns out it was a human clanger and what a monster. I reckon whoever had dropped that was likely to be lying in the bushes somewhere, with a severally split rear end. There was no way in this wide world, that someone could have shoved that out, without causing some serious damage to the plumbing. :blah:
Another time when I did a brief stint in the airforce as a Photographer, we were at Woodbourne Air Base doing our basic intake training. One day, it was my turn along with two others to get bog cleaning duty. One of the porcelain echo chambers was jammed solid with a turd that came up half way to the rim and was as wide as the lower half of the bog. No amount of flushing was going to eradicate that hideous looking monster from our sight.
We stuck a note on the door, saying whoever is responsible for this massive aberration, to remove it forthwith. Was gone by morning and next to the stall was a broom with a rather filthy looking handle. :(
Back Fire
27th April 2006, 14:11
I've only ever discovered two really giant human turds that would not or could not have been flushed by normal means.
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:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme
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Now that that I can breath again... that is so ROFL its not funny.... BWAHAHAHAH!!
Matt Bleck
27th April 2006, 15:12
that is some sick shit.....
Swoop
27th April 2006, 15:49
Hmm, looking at the timeclock on the pics it took her 20 minutes to do a 26 foot shit.
Thats 1.3 feet of shit per minute.
Rather a pathetic attempt compared to some politicians.....
Qkkid
28th April 2006, 17:17
As long as you flush the toilet, Lazy7!
Streetwise
29th April 2006, 08:33
thats just not right, 26 foot long shit i would hate to be her plumber.
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