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Fishy
27th April 2006, 08:14
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

Grahameeboy
27th April 2006, 08:33
You really are missing your bike aren't you!!:bye:

justsomeguy
27th April 2006, 08:40
Very funny hahahaha :first:

Fishy
27th April 2006, 08:41
NO I AM NOT!!! :ar15: :ar15: :ar15:

Grahameeboy
27th April 2006, 08:48
NO I AM NOT!!! :ar15: :ar15: :ar15:

I can see the frustration edging out.....:wait:

Fishy
27th April 2006, 08:52
:tugger: :tugger: :shifty: have you been watching me!? :whistle:

MidnightMike
27th April 2006, 09:06
Damn dirty dentists :doctor: :rofl:

cowpoos
27th April 2006, 10:24
lmfao....classic....I was gettin all excited...lol

UrbanMyth
27th April 2006, 11:20
i was thinking of um....shut up no i wasnt! :D lol dirty boy

Fishy
27th April 2006, 11:22
lmfao....classic....I was gettin all excited...lol

Maybe you should become a dentist mate. :niceone:

beyond
27th April 2006, 14:10
You really are missing your bike aren't you!!:bye:


:killingme :killingme

Yeah, I think he just might be.

Back Fire
27th April 2006, 14:16
hahahaha..... I knew what it really was after the second line.... that one has been floating around a while

Qkkid
27th April 2006, 14:18
very good now go buy your new bike

u4ea
27th April 2006, 14:20
dam i was drunk and cant remember my first time..........it was only last week.......... but had my first tooth pulled years ago........

Matt Bleck
27th April 2006, 15:07
lol, well done....

MSTRS
27th April 2006, 17:38
lmfao....classic....I was gettin all excited...lol
enough to do this?? PLEASE NOTE -THIS IS NOT WORK SAFE

NotaGoth
27th April 2006, 17:41
lol i remember seeing it before and knew it wasn't as it seemed.. couldn't damn well remember that it was the dentist though...


you heard the toothbrush one? thats pretty cool too.. lol

Colapop
27th April 2006, 17:43
Moooo eewwww!:sick:

Nicksta
27th April 2006, 18:07
thats a good one.. i was wondering where it was leading...

Finn
28th April 2006, 13:43
enough to do this??

That's disgusting! This is a bikers forum for fuck sake, not a place to post your sick perverted pornography. I'm deeply offended and have made a formal complaint to admin. I hope you get sin binned!

Also, where would I pick up one of those things from?

Smorg
28th April 2006, 13:44
enough to do this??

I should have picked up that wasnt work safe

Qkkid
28th April 2006, 13:48
enough to do this??
looks like one of your milking machines cowpooooooooooos:nya:

pyrocam
28th April 2006, 13:53
enough to do this??

dude that needs nsfw tags


lol fishslayer

MSTRS
28th April 2006, 14:02
dude that needs nsfw tags


lol fishslayer
It does.....and did. I put it as the title 3 times. And I checked the little 'box'. I wouldn't have thought your eyes needed checking before viewing.....
But just to be sure I have edited it...OK??

Storm
28th April 2006, 15:07
What was I thinking?
That this is so obviously deviant looking, its a setup for sure(I'm cynical)