Santa Likes Girls...

[Fishy]

A boy sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J i m m y ?"

The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b i k e ?"

Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks "How'd you know that ?"

Santa replied "Because I'm Santa I know everything".

Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says "I bet you like (spells out ) g i r l s ?"

Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?" The boy says " Beacause your finger smells like P U S S Y !"

[Grahameeboy]

I am beginning to worry about you without a bike Fishy...........he he

[Colapop]

He's gotta have summat to play with...

[Grahameeboy]

He's gotta have summat to play with...

Sarah....where are you when Fishy needs ya.......

[Colapop]

Hiding in the hills by the looks of it!

[Fishy]

Oy stop bein mean you boys. :blah:

[Grahameeboy]

Oy stop bein mean you boys. :blah:

Oh yeah forgot you likey nice boyz...............:nya:

[Colapop]

You mean Fishy likes hiding in the 'hills' too?

[Fishy]

Smartie :finger:

[Colapop]

I like Pebbles...

[Grahameeboy]

Maybe that is why he lives in PokeyNo.........you need to move to Fuckapapa Fishy and you may not get bored......:doobey:

[Colapop]

Fishy look out!! I think the Pa-Stir is after you....

[Fishy]

No problems mate... if I can remove the head off a sparrow at 30m with my 22 Im sure I won't miss his fat arse. :nya: :ar15:

[Grahameeboy]

No problems mate... if I can remove the head off a sparrow at 30m with my 22 Im sure I won't miss his fat arse. :nya: :ar15:

I guess it depends whether I am facing towards you.........salvation is good....

[Colapop]

It's not surprising that Pokey-No is in the cleft of the Bombays, then is it?

[Grahameeboy]

It's not surprising that Pokey-No is in the cleft of the Bombays, then is it?

Good point Mr Fizzpop.........