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Fishy
28th April 2006, 08:10
Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to snap the fucken thing in half!"

Grahameeboy
28th April 2006, 08:12
Now I am worried................

Streetwise
29th April 2006, 08:31
hhaaahahahaaa ha hhaaha ha thats good,.

Back Fire
29th April 2006, 15:00
I'm sure thats a repost but I'm to damn lazy to go and find it...

funny to read again though....

XTC
29th April 2006, 17:25
Rayza - you would actually waste the time searching for that just to say "ha ha I knew it was a repost!" ??? :no:

We got a laugh anyway.....

aff-man
29th April 2006, 18:05
you really need a bike.

Nicksta
29th April 2006, 18:36
rofl.......

hXc
29th April 2006, 19:15
Firstly: You need a bike!

Secondly: Can't you post all your jokes in one thread? Seeing all these joke threads by you clogging up the new posts page is really annoying.

T.I.E
29th April 2006, 19:39
very good like it.

ukbandit
30th April 2006, 13:29
Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to snap the fucken thing in half!"
excellent:kick: