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Mr. Peanut
1st May 2006, 17:58
If everybody gunned it when they saw a cop, the system would become overloaded! cops would become a traffic hazard! :first: :rockon:
Muahaha...
arent you a clever cookie!
How about having 10 identical bikes and dressed bikes speeding around a set area? you'll be seeing lots of confused cops and lots of hand brake u-turns :nya:
must be pointless crap day on KB today.
and i'll add to it.
you're an idiot.
SwanTiger
1st May 2006, 18:08
must be pointless crap day on KB today.
and i'll add to it.
you're an idiot.
I feel horribly ashamed for even reading this stupid thread, let alone posting in it, however I have to agree with Lazy7. You're an idiot.
Go ride your bike.
Mr. Peanut
1st May 2006, 18:09
must be pointless crap day on KB today.
and i'll add to it.
I'm an idiot and a mommys boy
:yes:
Whats the point to anything? your're gonna die anyway.
Mr. Peanut
1st May 2006, 18:10
Im sorry I'm not up to your standards!
yeah fuck the system , ill keep you company peanut , come riding with me i like cannon fodder
Mr. Peanut
1st May 2006, 18:15
yeah fuck the system , ill keep you company peanut , come riding with me i like cannon fodder
:nya: Yeegads im cornered! *grabs whisky bottle off bar* - Guess I should have expected this kinda response, haha...
Skyryder
1st May 2006, 20:26
What you need is dummy of Helen on pillion. Then you can go as fast as you like, but only in the footy season.
Skyryder
sunhuntin
1st May 2006, 20:31
sky, if you have the real helen on the back, youd still have a dummy! :blip:
madboy
1st May 2006, 20:34
I tried gunning it everytime I saw a cop, but fuel consumption went to shit and because I f**ked off in such a hurry every time I was never sure whether I'd been chased or not, so couldn't honestly add it to the scoreboard. So if you're not into having a decent chase, why bait?
Better idea is to rock up to them at 145 or so, that way making sure they get excited over the idea that they've got an instant disq on their hands, then wait for them to catch up, THEN gun it. Otherwise it's just not a fair fight. Makes for better TV that way too if they've got the 10-7 or Mway patrol crew with them. Oh, but wait, they don't show the ones that get away on that show!
And by the way, my name is Mark, I ride a... and I live at...
Skyryder
1st May 2006, 20:38
sky, if you have the real helen on the back, youd still have a dummy! :blip:
True but my dummy would be less of a dummy than the real one.
Skyryder
pritch
1st May 2006, 21:19
If everybody gunned it when they saw a cop, the system would become overloaded!
What system? The hospital system?
_intense_
2nd May 2006, 00:12
What you need is dummy of Helen on pillion. Then you can go as fast as you like, but only in the footy season.
Skyryder
NIIIIIIIIIICE good call duder.:first:
scumdog
2nd May 2006, 00:32
yeah fuck the system , ill keep you company peanut , come riding with me i like cannon fodder
Of course if you have a full tank of gas and WINJA doesnt?
HE becomes the cannon fodder,:nya:
What a noble sacrifice!
sky, if you have the real helen on the back, youd still have a dummy! :blip:
Who the hell has standards so low as to have that bitch on their bike...
I'd only have her on my tyres...
red and splattered of course!!!
Motoracer
3rd May 2006, 15:56
If everybody gunned it when they saw a cop, the system would become overloaded! cops would become a traffic hazard! :first: :rockon:
Muahaha...
But... but... Don't you get in trouble for doing something naughty like that?
Of course if you have a full tank of gas and WINJA doesnt?
HE becomes the cannon fodder,:nya:
What a noble sacrifice!
SUCKED IN PIG
Madness
3rd May 2006, 18:27
This thread makes me think.... Same shit, different day. Onya guys!!!
:doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:
scumdog
4th May 2006, 12:45
SUCKED IN PIG
Not in a million years sunshine!
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