Sex In The Dark

[Fishy]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" :laugh: :laugh:

[MSTRS]

I thought you wre going to tell us about your first time...you know, in the dark and alone:wait:

[Fishy]

haha yeah a bit of this :tugger: then a bit of that :zzzz:

[ukbandit]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" :laugh: :laugh:
funny:rofl:

[Back Fire]

rofl... thats quiet amusing :first:

[Motoracer]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" :laugh: :laugh:

The lack of smell should have been a give away... Unless there was a dead animal/fish in the grass..

[Blairos]

15 minutes of foreplay???

Cant have been a kiwi :)

[skidMark]

for an nz male hitting on the chick in the bar and the drive in the car back is considered part of foreplay