Project poo's

[cowpoos]

well...project poo's is off to a flying start...I now hav a rolling chassis [see pic] its a 95 nsr250 sp [thanks loosebruce]....and as soon as finances aprove...we will have an engine....which is looking very likely to be a kawasaki kx500 water cooled two stroker...followed by a few mods over the winter months....then its race time!!!!! whooooa!!!


Ps:anyone care to photoshop some paint schemes for me with the full bike with fairings pic? could do with some ideas!

[kiwifruit]

Very cool
looking forward to seeing how it turns out
should be a farking weapon!

[Str8 Jacket]

looks like a shitty job.... :wait:

[limbimtimwim]

That's a H-O-N-D-A. :nono:

Nice later model single-sider too, looks cool. Needs some RVF forks. Oohh that could be fun.

Yeah, I'll photoshop it for you.. Har har..

[Colapop]

Whattaya mean paint schemes? Shouldn't it be Brown??

[cowpoos]

Whattaya mean paint schemes? Shouldn't it be Brown??
I was thinking painting it kawasaki lime green and putting kawasaki stickers on it!!! lol

[cowpoos]

That's a H-O-N-D-A. :nono:

Nice later model single-sider too, looks cool. Needs some RVF forks. Oohh that could be fun.

Yeah, I'll photoshop it for you.. Har har..
u got some rvf forks your giving away?

[Wasp]

That's a H-O-N-D-A. :nono:

Hes got a point there.... gonna start dissing suzukis now?

[emaN]

traitor.

(but yeh,they were/are cool lookin' bikes!)

[cowpoos]

Hes got a point there.... gonna start dissing suzukis now?
nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!......its not gunna hav any honda logo's or nuthin on the chassis....tank,fairing's etc....

[GR81]

not really even funny... but meh!

[froggyfrenchman]

thats a nice little frame. i might have to beat you up and steal it...

[Fishy]

haha go the Poo racer.

[MikeyG]

Someone pass me my bib, I'm drooling just from the description of it.

[cowpoos]

i might have to beat you up and steal it...
sure lil fella...I havn't had lunch yet

[Brian d marge]

Bin the back end ,,,,and errr the front end to .. Single wether male or female or swingarm has never been a good thing !

How bout a set of cheap Odears for the front !!!

Stephen

Well projects always go over budget ,,so might as well go for broke

[GR81]

sure lil fella...I havn't had lunch yet
you eat peices of shit for breakfast?
-Happy Gilmore

[T.W.R]

Looks like a fun wee project :yes: bit similar to this Mountian Goat (KR-1/HRC kitted XR600) and mmm a set of these would be nice on it too :blip:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20245&d=1132223890

[froggyfrenchman]

you eat peices of shit for breakfast?
-Happy Gilmore

Grrrrrrrrr. :wait:

[Sniper]

Look like a weapon in the makinfg. Well done Mister poos

[Fooman]

Ps:anyone care to photoshop some paint schemes for me with the full bike with fairings pic? could do with some ideas!

There's always the blindingly obvious...

[MrMelon]

There's always the blindingly obvious...

That gets my vote.

[Damon]

Here's a quick one for you

[limbimtimwim]

I think veneer is lacking in todays motorcycles.

Actually, I don't think it was present much in yesterdays.

[cowpoos]

Bin the back end ,,,,and errr the front end to .. Single wether male or female or swingarm has never been a good thing !

How bout a set of cheap Odears for the front !!!

Stephen

Well projects always go over budget ,,so might as well go for broke
PM me how cheap your gunna sell me them chap!!!

[cowpoos]

There's always the blindingly obvious...
thats a goodin....how bout a TUI orange bike !!!

[cowpoos]

Here's a quick one for you
I'm warming to that colour scheme....hmm...cowpoos racing eh....

[Sketchy_Racer]

go COWPOOS RACING!!!!!!!!!

It will attract attention, which attracts sponsors!!!

[cowpoos]

go COWPOOS RACING!!!!!!!!!

It will attract attention, which attracts sponsors!!!
will you sponser me!

[Sparky Bills]

u got some rvf forks your giving away?


Just so long as ya dont use Gixer forks!

Looks like it could be a bit of fun!
I wish you luck:rockon:

[kickingzebra]

I'll sponsor you two cans of tui every time you come off!! LOL

[cowpoos]

I'll sponsor you two cans of tui every time you come off!! LOL
that is so not fair!!!

[kickingzebra]

Three cans, and a roll of duct tape?!

[Velox]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - not going to say it already been said.:blah: :blah: :blah:


Good on ya for building your own bike though. Heaps of cool stuff you could do to the fairings too eh!

[limbimtimwim]

thats a goodin....how bout a TUI orange bike !!!No. Bikes should be black, you know that.

Black with the two tui colours.

I was bored waiting for House to come on.

[slowpoke]

Sounds udderly devine Mr 'Poos" !!

Did some one say "a two stroke wonder on a two stroke wonder"? That's a bit harsh...who said that?

[slowpoke]

I'll sponsor you two cans of tui every time you come off!! LOL
Fookin' hell, talk about a conflict of interest!!

[loosebruce]

Sorry poo's i'm keeping it now, keeping ya money too, sorry to burst your little bubble, you can thank me at manfeild when i show ya how it's done, ya bitch.

[Damon]

I got bored so i've added a couple of sponsors for you

[cowpoos]

Sorry poo's i'm keeping it now, keeping ya money too, sorry to burst your little bubble, you can thank me at manfeild when i show ya how it's done, ya bitch.
well u can buy it back off me at a mark say bout 1000% up ya brown sausage driller!

[cowpoos]

Fookin' hell, talk about a conflict of interest!!
fuck yeah it is.....I got all emotional over that....I'm still a lil beside me self....arsehole!

[Fooman]

thats a goodin....how bout a TUI orange bike !!!

What about this?

(your tax dollars at work...bah, I'm on my break)

[Sketchy_Racer]

will you sponser me!

errr,

Im16.

Ill ride it to a first palce finish though.... Its not like you are :nya:

[Drew]

You must be fuckin joking! And here I thought you had taste.

[cowpoos]

You must be fuckin joking! And here I thought you had taste.
come on bro....dispite the honda frame.....of which I will grind off and honda logos...its gunna be a hoot....and your really jealous....aye....lol

[Colapop]

I'm just wonderin' how you gonna fit on it? It'll look like Fatjim on a 50!

[cowpoos]

I'm just wonderin' how you gonna fit on it? It'll look like Fatjim on a 50!
I'll use lotsa lube!!!!









you bloody arse......I ain't a fat cunt....I'm just tall....and I'll fit fine....

[Colapop]

Are you just going to insert it in your cleft?

[ducatilover]

hey poos, want a TYGA carbon front gaurd?

[cowpoos]

hey poos, want a TYGA carbon front gaurd?
does a beer shit in the woods?.....PM me the price lad!

[kickingzebra]

Beers only shit in the woods if they are brown beers, not east india pale ale beers. Artic beers are a different story again. Best served cold.

[cowpoos]

Beers only shit in the woods if they are brown beers, not east india pale ale beers. Artic beers are a different story again. Best served cold.
HUH?...................

[kickingzebra]

See your above post! It all should make perfect sense to the twisted souls that occupy Keeweepiker

[cowpoos]

See your above post! It all should make perfect sense to the twisted souls that occupy Keeweepiker
no such thing as a artic bear...u mean polar bear....and theres no east india pale bear either....in fact I'm priddy sure ther are no bears india!!!

[Fatjim]

no such thing as a artic bear...u mean polar bear....and theres no east india pale bear either....in fact I'm priddy sure ther are no bears india!!!
Fuck you must be drunk. And if you're not, why the hell aren't you?

[kickingzebra]

no such thing as a artic bear...u mean polar bear....and theres no east india pale bear either....in fact I'm priddy sure ther are no bears india!!!

Same shizzle, different nizzle :yes:

[limbimtimwim]

Same shizzle, different nizzle :yes:Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

[kickingzebra]

Drizzle on the nizzle (negroid context) is not the shizzle.

[Mental Trousers]

Cowpoos Racing is go!!

[sugilite]

Hey Poos, once the honda logos have been ground off the frame it will be pretty much a perfect chasis for the project.
Don't even think about making a alloy cradle for the frame, mild steel bro, gets rid of an amazing amounts of the vibes and won't crack in 10 mins like the one I had did!

[IronicCapers]

Simple a black bike with a lil cowpoos wording. Gona go to tec nw an try out a bit more wit a better program.

[cowpoos]

Hey Poos, once the honda logos have been ground off the frame it will be pretty much a perfect chasis for the project.
Don't even think about making a alloy cradle for the frame, mild steel bro, gets rid of an amazing amounts of the vibes and won't crack in 10 mins like the one I had did!
thats exactly what I was thinking...and possibly a lil sand in the cradle too...

[Jase W]

Thats gonna be pretty effing lethal when its finished... Stunt bike?

[mr me]

You sick prick you'll have fun :puke: .When it comes time to paint send it my way and we'll sort something out mate.Good luck on the project.:2thumbsup

[Finn]

Thats gonna be pretty effing lethal when its finished... Stunt bike?

Nah it aint no stunt bike, he's pulling your tit. He's just saying this so you guys help him out. This is what he's planning...

[aff-man]

Paint it brown....

Call it the "poomobile"....

You'll be sorted....

Ya could possibly turbo the single as well.. Don't know how legit ti would be for racing though.

[cowpoos]

Nah it aint no stunt bike, he's pulling your tit. He's just saying this so you guys help him out. This is what he's planning...
you bastard.....I told you in confidence!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Peanut]

http://www.dreamgate.ne.jp/NSR/Project%20NSR/NSR500/500_part3maim.html

Good luck with yours.

[sugilite]

OK, Richard and I set out to build a similar bike to this years ago. It was a air cooled KX500 in a RGV250 chassis. (F3 rules of the day stipulated Air cooled 2 strokes of 500cc)
See thread below for an interesting article on said bike
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=18859&page=2
In particular check out post 27 for pics in it's very early stage of development. (still had alloy cradle and no airbox)
How fast was it? fast enough for me to qualify in 2nd place after only 3 laps at A Ruapuna nats round and that was a air cooled motor, Poos one will be water cooled!
I'd like to add that the rider of the time for F3 was Tony McMurdo and his ZXR400 was a LOT faster than any you will see racing today. I know he spent 4k on balancing and lightening the crank alone and that was his "spare" motor! I "think" he also had it running on methanol!!!

I had a look at that article MrPeanut and straight away I saw a lot of things that were not done right. For a start you do not use a CR500 motor for this kind of project, I'm not being biased but for many reasons the KX is better (more power, better mounting points, more robust, the list goes on)
The cradle in the NSR500 project did not look up to the job and as we found out Aluminum frame cradles were NOT the way to go, the mild steel one was so much smoother it was unbelievable. Poos idea of using sand in it is a very clever one me thinks.
Did the RGV500 vibrate? hell yeah, but it was so much fun to ride I just did not notice it.
We did away with the kick starter all together and bump started it.
The NSR500 pipe is a sad, sad joke, check out the pipe on the RGV500!
All that was is a straightened out copy of an original pipe with a little tuning aimed at boosting the top end, and it fit beautifulyl!
I've offered poos to lend my FMF desert race pipe to get a straightened out version of that made (desert race pipes are tuned for more top end too)

The single biggest difference to performance was the airbox. Richard fabricated that and fitted it and the bike went from being a near front of mid pack to near pole sitter over night!!! (we even ran a crude ram air system on it!)
Oh, I also learn t, NEVER bore out an oval carb!!!! I had to nick the standard one of my KX250 after that debacle lol

Done right, Poos project has more potential than most would ever guess.
I'm betting if I could put that close to pole just a fraction of a second behind Tony's fire breathing eye watering monster of a 400 with a air cooled motor, a water cooled one will give those SV650's a HUGE fright!

I've done 1:18 flat on my kx500 motard bike round manfield and the motor was running not so hot (a wisco in a standard nicosil bore, opps!) With a standard piston it would have easily been a 17, and this is a 92 model KX500 with soft pasta mascarading as forks and all the aerodynamics of a brick!
Think about that tasty tig running the 450 Yamaha 4 stroke motor in f3, it was beating Terry's super hot SV at some tracks at the nats. Now consider my KX500 thrashed Dennis Charlotts Husaberg 650 down the straights at manfield! (it was nearly 3 seconds a lap faster!)
Roll on Poos, unleash the beast!:headbang:

[skelstar]

Bear in mind poos: the 'beast' sugi is refering to is the bike, not that wiff of manhood that you bother the sheep with.

[cowpoos]

Done right, Poos project has more potential than most would ever guess.
I'm betting if I could put that close to pole just a fraction of a second behind Tony's fire breathing eye watering monster of a 400 with a air cooled motor, a water cooled one will give those SV650's a HUGE fright!


yer.....no pressure eh lad.....!!!

[sugilite]

You can twist the throttle in a straight line? Purely talking bike performance here bro :apint:

[Mental Trousers]

So what's it going to be called anyway?? Super Poo 500?? Poo Lightning?? Tui Poo Express?? Daisy?? The Poo Streak??

[Jase W]

The Skidmark?

[limbimtimwim]

The Shane Warne.

[cowpoos]

The Shane Warne.
thats not even funny

[inlinefour]

I must be slow, as I thought ya was in the building phase. I've just found a picture of you on your new ride...:nya:

[cowpoos]

I must be slow, as I thought ya was in the building phase. I've just found a picture of you on your new ride...:nya:
hmpf!! thats a trike........nice bodi work though!

[IronicCapers]

HEHEHEHEHE that cow head mite have good aerodynamic features. If there was a cow tail also incorporated then you mite get some good downforce.

[Insanity_rules]

So in all seriousness, how far along is project poos now? Sounds like a tarmac tearing beast!