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bugjuice
3rd May 2006, 09:42
http://www.macworld.com/news/2006/05/02/pornhd/index.php

'Porn industry may be decider in Blu-ray (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blu-ray), HD-DVD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HD-DVD) battle'

so not many like it on the net, or in their homes, and yet the big manufacturer names still listen to what the pervs want.. what a world we live in...

skelstar
3rd May 2006, 09:54
In my RSS feed it looks like the title says 'listen to the pom, it makes sense'.
I though 'I bet fu*kin buggy wrote this thread..'. I was right either way.:)

bugjuice
3rd May 2006, 09:59
yup ;)
listen to the pervy pom. I make sense..

Smorg
3rd May 2006, 11:26
i dont listen to anyone who works for telstra clear, regardless as to whether porn is involved or not

GR81
3rd May 2006, 11:36
i dont listen to anyone who works for telstra clear, regardless as to whether porn is involved or not
likewise for telecom! ;) haha

Smorg
3rd May 2006, 11:38
likewise for telecom! ;) haha

i am your father luke

GR81
3rd May 2006, 11:39
just because you're working for the darkside! ;)

Swoop
3rd May 2006, 12:20
Here are some interesting facts that we would otherwise not know if it wasn't for the porn industry

Women wear high heels to bed.
A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding fine.
Lesbians love it when a guy bursts in on them.
All women are bisexual or have fantasised about it.
No man is bisexual.
Women hitchhike in high heels and bikinis and will always offer you sex
in exchange for a ride to who knows where.
If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having a root in the bushes,
the boyfriend won't bash you if you join in without asking.
Job interviews often turn into orgies.
Nurses give patients blowjobs, especially if they have multiple bandages
or are in a coma. The patient always makes a miraculous recovery.
When a complete stranger asks a sunbathing woman to rub suntan lotion
over her breasts she doesn't tell him to F#@% off. She will insist he roots
her.
Calling a woman a bitch won't get you thrown out of bed. It turns her on
even more.
French maids and baby sitters are prostitutes.
When your girlfriend busts you getting a blowjob from her best friend she
will only get pissed momentarily. Then she will happily root both of you.
Women never have a headache... or periods.
All secretaries wear glasses and have their hair tied up in a bun... but
can't have sex until they take the glasses off and let their hair down.
When a woman is sucking a man's penis it is important for him to remind
her to 'suck it'.
Women often go to mechanic's garages looking for sex.
A woman will always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's
trousers to find his penis there.
Men go deaf when rooting. For example: 'You like that?', 'Yeah bitch?',
'Huh baby?'.
Men don't have to beg.


And also that a very high proportion of interdweebnet developments have originated from the pron industry... popups for instance (damn!)