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DMNTD
3rd May 2006, 21:23
At a ranch somewhere in Nebraska A successful rancher died and left
everything to his devoted wife.

She was very good-looking woman, and was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
the newspaper for a ranch hand Two men applied for the job.
One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great."

"You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.


One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra."

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties."

By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said,

"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

Whynot
3rd May 2006, 21:28
:rofl:

thats awesome :)

kickingzebra
3rd May 2006, 21:30
Variation on a theme, but I love the application!!

ukbandit
4th May 2006, 11:00
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."[/B][/QUOTE]
sounds like some one from up north :yes: :laugh:

DMNTD
4th May 2006, 11:06
...sounds like some one from up north :yes: :laugh:

Hey ya didn't complain last time :nono:
Hope ya going to change out of ya stilettos for sunday Mr UK and come and show us how to ride :wait:

ukbandit
4th May 2006, 11:23
Hey ya didn't complain last time :nono:
Hope ya going to change out of ya stilettos for sunday Mr UK and come and show us how to ride :wait:
dont tell the misses about the stilettos i told her the dog chewed them up :wait:
threw her for a while then she realised we dont have a dog:laugh: :laugh:
still got to bang me head against the wall a few more times to get as crazy as you lot to ride like you guys :scooter: cant make it this time got a piss up on saturday night wont be in any fit state to stand let alone ride but i hope you have as much fun as last time :doobey:

erik
4th May 2006, 12:13
:killingme :niceone:

Blatman
22nd April 2009, 01:38
A successful bike shop owner died and left everything to his beautiful wife. She was determined to keep the shop open, but knew very little about wrenching on bikes, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a motorcycle mechanic. Two bikers applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when noone else applied she decided to hire the gay biker, figuring it would be safer to have him around the shop than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about motorcycles. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the shop was doing very well.
Then one day, the bike owner’s widow said 'You have done a really good job, and the shop is doing great. You should ride on into town and “kick up your heels.'
The gay biker readily agreed and rode into town on Saturday afternoon. He returned around closing time, and upon entering the shop, he found the bike shop owner’s widow sitting at her desk with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!'

RocKai
22nd April 2009, 02:12
Now take off my panties...
And my wig...
LoL, not bad.

Jonno.
21st March 2010, 12:08
My wife came home one day from work one day.
As soon as she walked through the door she said, take off my shirt.

So I took off her shirt.

She then said, take off my skirt
So I took off her skirt

She then said, take off my bra
So I took off her bra

She then said take off my panties
So I took off her panties

She then told me, never to wear her clothes again.