bloody lawyers!

[nodrog]

A Lawyer's Generosity knows no bounds One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was
riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating
grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate the situation. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat
grass." Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my
house and I'll feed you." "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer
replied. Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too."
The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with
me!" "Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge
limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love
my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"