Madboy v 5-0, who do you think won?

[madboy]

On the way home from work tonight, just minding my own business cutting up some cages on the quay at 180ish, and this complete utter farking moronic dipshit in a whanau-mover decides to do a lane change. WTF was that loser thinking doin a lanechange when I was bearing down on him? So anyway I managed to haul it down and get around him in time, got a bit hairy as I crossed onto the other side of the road, but hey, the cop bike coming the other way was onto it and he cut across the car to his left to avoid me. But get this - the wanker cop decides chase me. Huh? I was just avoiding the lard ass in the cage that tried to friggin kill me. I couldn't believe it. Farkin wankers always picking on bikers. Guess it proves they must be out to get us, aye?! Anyway, I wasn't really in a sociable mood, so I opened it up and that fat beemer disappeared as I split up onto the mway. Showed that nancy who was the man of the house. I'd never really noticed how easy it was to split at a consistent 230+ in rush hour, and by jeez it got a bit hairy on that cold damp centreline, but I can now confirm it's quite possible to do all the way from aotea to KGB at that speed.
Anyway, get off the end of KGB and there's the place lit up like friggin xmas, and all these bastards in Hi-Vis gear standing around waving torches. Not to mention the woman pushing the pram across the road. Fark, I knew I shouldn't have left the plate on. But there was a gap between cars, and if I did it quick enough they wouldn't be able to read the plate, so I kept the hammer down and split 'em. Couldn't believe it though when I felt the bump. Bitches had spiked me. My friggin new racetech's down the farking gurgler. So as the bike started sliding round like a greased up ho on silk sheets I'm thinking this ain't the shiz no more. I couldn't make the last few kays home in this sorta condition so had to admit defeat. Stopped and got the lube out. Wankers put those cuffs on so damn tight, particularly on the wrist that I hurt binning a wheelie. Dangerous driving, failing to stop, driving while disq. Only just got back from the station. Bike's in impound. Which is okay, cos I'll need a few weeks to find some new tyres. That's it, though, last time I run a plate. Gonna make sure I don't leave home without a scanner/detector/jammer/no plate/Satnav in case I get chased in an area I don't know/gun. Bastards.

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I got *555 'cos some people mover did a dodgy lane change as I tootled past and decided to report me for their incompetence. I got a ticket for only no WOF. Nice cop too, AND he was an HP sargeant. Don't get that in the same sentence often, do you? Had a good chat about runners. He didn't say anything about the pig stickers. If it hadn't cost me $200 I might be tempted to stop more often.
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You decide which version you like best seeing as some of you twats wouldn't know the true story about anything I get up to if it bit you on the ass.

[Dafe]

Doh!

Racetechs??? You've never owned a pair! :Pokey:

I guess that makes me a spoilt sport then eh?

[sels1]

LOL good story



. I got a ticket for only no WOF. .


Oh well, only one person to blame for that.......:hitcher:

[Str8 Jacket]

Dude, I really dont give a fuck what story is correct... this is getting a little boring :zzzz: :zzzz:

[mdb]

Your posts are always rather entertaining (if nothing else).


just minding my own business cutting up some cages on the quay at 180ish, and this complete utter farking moronic dipshit in a whanau-mover decides to do a lane change. WTF was that loser thinking doin a lanechange when I was bearing down on him?

I would have thought even the most hardened race drivers wouldn't expect a bike to be splitting at more than 100k over the limit/traffic flow, so would have thought there was plenty of time to complete the move (even in a lardy whanau-mover)!

[Hitcher]

You should write a novel. You could call it The Madboy Code.

[Ixion]

Do they have bike cops in wellington now? Last I heard only Auckland and christchurch had that pleasure. Soon Wellington will have a police chopper too!

I think the risk of plonker twits doing a *555 , when they in fact are the real malefactors, is not an imaginative one. I have heard of this happening. Indeed I sometimes think I would be well advised to launch a pre-emptive strike by *555ing them before they do it to me. I'm fairly sure this is a case where first in wins.

[madboy]

Dude, I really dont give a fuck what story is correct... this is getting a little boring :zzzz: :zzzz:And yet you still read my posts. PMT getting to ya?

I'm celebrating my first ever stop. Fanfare should be made of it. It's one less cherry I have to pop now on the bike.

I'm quite proud of the fact that I've been such an exemplary rider that until now I've never ever been pulled or been ticketed. My insurance company loves me. LTNZ send me letters commending me for being such a good reformed citizen, after all demerit points and speeding tickets are what differentiates between the good and bad motorist.

[Str8 Jacket]

And yet you still read my posts. PMT getting to ya?

I'm celebrating my first ever stop. Fanfare should be made of it. It's one less cherry I have to pop now on the bike.

I'm quite proud of the fact that I've been such an exemplary rider that until now I've never ever been pulled or been ticketed. My insurance company loves me. LTNZ send me letters commending me for being such a good reformed citizen, after all demerit points and speeding tickets are what differentiates between the good and bad motorist.

LOL! Ya idiot, you are a very frustrating person!:spudwow:

[madboy]

LOL! Ya idiot, you are a very frustrating person!:spudwow:I barely know you Hels and you're getting frustrated with me? Don't tell Mr Melon, he might get the wrong idea baby :cool:

[Madness]

Nice post there Madboy, had me on the edge of my couch. First time pulled over huh? I was lucky when I bought the 11, only had to wait a couple of weeks before being pinged doing 115km/he on SH2 Waingawa. I was the only vehicle in my lane for 2k either way on a perfect sunny day. Unfortunately there was a copper in the other lane who thought I'd make a good bore for him to ream.

As for *555, I'm surprised you got pulled for that. I do around 500k a week around Welly for work and see all manner of f***wits doing stupid shit. I have dialled *555 a few times, only to report accidents/hazards. If I rang *555 every time I saw a retard driving (they charge your phone for the call) my boss would jump up & down over the bill. I just get angry at them & usually overtake them eventually.

Was the copper one of our Pacific brothers?? He's a good bugger if it's the one I'm thinking.

[Insanity_rules]

Madboy you should so write for movies or a book. Congrats on stopping mate. Did I really read right that they were polite to you and didn't give ya shit for your graphic scheme?

I'm begining to think that the local police have a sense of humor and are people.

[Smorg]

RetraVision the biggest retailer of electrical applliances...................woops wrong thread.

[Storm]

Well done that man- interesting times in welly ti would seem

[ZeroIndex]

dammit.. that was 2 minutes sleep extra I coulda had, but NO!!! it had to be an interesting story.. have some green bling MadBoy..

[skelstar]

They say that 3-putting in golf is like wanking. When you have done it you are absolutely disgusted with yourself, but you know youre going to do it again!

Woops, wrong thread.

[sugilite]

Bad Cop
Ahhh, I well remember the day I was de-flowered by the law.
I was cruising up Paraparaumu straights, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting and the cars in the fast lane were pulling away from me (for once).
All of a sudden I hear a loud siren and see flashing lights right behind me, as the cars in frount had been going faster I thought, thats odd he must just want me to move over to pursue them, but no, the light and sound show was especially for me!!!
So I pull over and his attitude was really superior and aloof.
Well, when he found out it was to be my 1st ticket (a pitiful amount over the limit, the exact amount escapes me now) a HUGE smile spread across his face as though he had just been told he had won the doughnut a day for life competition!
Why he was writing out my 1st ticket I looked over at his car and these thoughts went across my mind...hmmm, strip away those intimidating lights, siren and paint job and whats left? A wheezing puss bag cage! That idiot was the catalyst for my change in mode of operation that was to last a few years before I discovered the race track, thanks sport!

Good Cop.
I had just had the sale of my RZ500 confirmed (what was I thinking!!!) So as one does, I pulled a celebrationary goodbye wheelstand on it on a deserted road (yes, they existed pre-jap import cars!)
I then went a little further and pulled into the service station for gas.
After a while a cop pulled up befind me and said "what did you do that wheelstand for?"
So I told him the truth. He nods his head and says "I've got a FJ1100, so next time you go for a decent ride somewhere let me know" and off he went.
On ya mate! :banana:

[madboy]

What? you said you had been to court before and you had lost your licence??Typical cop, arrive at a conclusion without assessing the full facts. In cages I've been busted, never on a bike.

[ZeroIndex]

Good Cop.
I had just had the sale of my RZ500 confirmed (what was I thinking!!!) So as one does, I pulled a celebrationary goodbye wheelstand on it on a deserted road (yes, they existed pre-jap import cars!)
I then went a little further and pulled into the service station for gas.
After a while a cop pulled up befind me and said "what did you do that wheelstand for?"
So I told him the truth. He nods his head and says "I've got a FJ1100, so next time you go for a decent ride somewhere let me know" and off he went.
On ya mate! :banana:
now that is a nice story

[madboy]

The LTNZ letter was a pisstake. I am well aware of the bike and car license being one and the same in terms of punishment. If you'd researched on previous posts (going back a while) you'd see that I had a very misspent youth in fast cars, but I've onto gotten into bikes in only the last few years, and since then I've not been pulled on a bike, and only once in a car in that time too.

So to clarify, yes I've done plenty of runners in cars. The last one I think was probably 2002, maybe 2003? I usually had fast cars, but it's been done in 1.5 Civics, 2.0 auto Ascots and MX-5s. Ain't no one gonna call them fast. The one related to the driving disq mentioned was in 1993 or 4 (Sigma GSR-X), the one where I just got done for failing to stop was in 2000 I think (Mazda 323 GTX).

The delta unit, that was done in an MX-5. Can't call that fast, but it's quicker through twisty stuff than a Commodore wagon with a cage and a dog in the back. Like most chases, it lasted probably under a minute and relied on the fact that I had a head start.

In terms of likely success, there's a world of difference between doing it in a car vs doing in on a bike. But in terms of likelihood of attracting attention, there's a world of difference between how I drive a car these days and how I ride a bike.