Deadly Fruit

[Fishy]

One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

[Sniper]

An old one, but a damn funny one.

[Fishy]

Yay and not a repost.... Sniper would know :rolleyes:

[bugjuice]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=15454

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=290192#post290192

[Fishy]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=15454

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=290192#post290192

:crybaby: spoil sport :crybaby:

:Oi: get back to work.... you aren't supposed to be on here while you're at work you naughty boy!. :Pokey:

[Sniper]

I didn't even say it was a repost..... I knew it though.....
Buggy doesn't have to work, he is an elitist like me.... almost 10k

[Switch]

hahaha very good :cool:

[Fishy]

Yeah I did a quick search for "deadly fruit" and couldn't find it.

Had heard this joke ages ago though and couldn't find it so I thought I'd better post it :corn:

[bugjuice]

:crybaby: spoil sport :crybaby:

:Oi: get back to work.... you aren't supposed to be on here while you're at work you naughty boy!. :Pokey:
the boss is out for a few hours, but yeah, I shouldn't be here..

search for Pineapples instead , since you can change the title to what ever you want, but you can't really play with the content..

churs snipe ;)

[Fishy]

cool I will search for keywords from the content from now on :apint: